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Megan Fox Is In A Bikini

What the hell is this all about? I’m told these are pictures of Megan Fox hanging out in her bikini that she posted on her Facebook page, but I don’t see any bikini. I’m not pleased about this. All I see is Megan, that fat guy from that annoying show where a gay Doogie Howser plays a womanizer, and some other dude. Come on man, give me something I can use. Something like a few shots of her rubbing baby oil all over her body or kicking that fat guy in the beanbag because he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near this hottie.      

Megan Fox Gives Good Face

I think these are some ads for Armani or something like that, which is fine and I get that Megan Fox is pretty and all, but do we really need this many shots of just her face? We get it, sexy eyes and a really pretty mouth, but I want to see that sexy body of hers. Pretty please. Doesn’t Armani make bathing suits or thongs or anything? Come on guys, work with me here. She really is hot though, I’m mesmerized.

Megan Fox Shows Us Her Good Side

I’m stunned by these pictures, I didn’t realize a magazine like Elle could do such a hot photo spread, I like it. Here’s Megan Fox getting really damn sexy in the pages of the fashion mag. Obviously the girl is hot, but bending over a sink in a little pair of undies? Come on. You can’t get much better than that. I guess she could be doing it in my bathroom while I soak in a bubble bath, but you know what I mean.

Jennifer Aniston On All Fours!

The idea of Jennifer Aniston on all fours is a lot more appealing than her actually on all fours in these shots. Here she is getting her handprints immortalized at Grauman’s Chinese Theater for some reason. Apparently they’ll give these things to anyone these days. Anyhow, she’s at least trying to give us a peek down her top… Trying, but not really doing a good job. Lame as usual. more pictures of Jennifer Aniston here

I Have Some Cream For Megan Fox’s Wrinkles

I guess some people have been saying that Megan Fox uses botox to keep looking young and sexy, because she decided to prove them wrong by posting these pictures of her creepy wrinkles on her Facebook page. Personally I don’t give a crap what she does to keep looking good as long as she keeps looking this hot. I would have gone with some bigger breasts, but what do I know. So what do you think? Botox or no botox? Let me know in the comment section below.

Malin Akerman Is In A Bikini

If you’re anything like me than you don’t really know a whole hell of a lot about Malin Akerman , nor should you, but you like bikini chicks so here we are. I think she was in Couples Retreat , not that anyone saw that crap. Anyhow, she’s in a nice pair of short shorts and a bikini top so who really cares. Is it just me or does she kinda look like a tranny Conan O’Brien in that top picture. Creepy. Who cares, she’s still got a great body. Does that make me gay? I don’t know how this works.

Megan Fox’s Sexy Sour Puss

Here’s Megan Fox looking bored out of her mind at some lame car event that her douchebag husband probably dragged her to because he seems to fancy himself as some sort of automobile connoisseur. What a loser. I would never force her to do anything like this if we were married, unless maybe there was a porn convention in town, but that’s really for the both of us. Anyhow, even with that sour look on her face she’s still really hot. Cheer up princess, it will be over soon…. I’m talking about your marriage.

Megan Fox’s Sexy Sour Puss

Here’s Megan Fox looking bored out of her mind at some lame car event that her douchebag husband probably dragged her to because he seems to fancy himself as some sort of automobile connoisseur. What a loser. I would never force her to do anything like this if we were married, unless maybe there was a porn convention in town, but that’s really for the both of us. Anyhow, even with that sour look on her face she’s still really hot. Cheer up princess, it will be over soon…. I’m talking about your marriage.

Megan Fox’s Awesome Little Short Shorts

I have to say that I really love these pictures and absolutely hate them at the same time. Obviously I love them because they’re of Megan Fox and she’s wearing some tiny little denim short shorts, but she’s all over that 9021-douche which is just a slap in the face. She’s even kissing the guy. What the hell?!!! She’s hanging off of him so much that I couldn’t even crop him out. That being said, she’s still so damn hot I can hardly take it. So she has problems choosing a mate… We all have our flaws.

Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely

I’m as shocked as you are to find out that Megan Fox looked incredibly hot on the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night. Who would have thought that a hottie like this could clean up so well? It’s almost as if she’s just naturally sexy. Ok, I’m done with all the feigned sarcasm. Seriously though, it’s kind of unreal how hot this woman is, it’s not fair to the rest of the women on the planet. How do they even get out of bed in the morning? I guess they can take comfort in the fact that from what I here, Megan is dumber than a sack of doorknobs. Enjoy. more pictures of Megan Fox here