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Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Package

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m kind of hung over today, stupid delicious gin and tonics, so I’m going to get the ball rolling with some nice shots of some celebrity booty. Here’s Jessica Alba giving us a look at that sweet little package while she heads to her car yesterday. Alright, that’s pretty much all I’ve got, a hot chick in tight pants. Good enough.

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Jordana Brewster Cute Spandex Booty

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love posting pictures of hot celebrities walking around in their workout gear, especially now that yoga pants have become everyday attire for hot chicks, but I’m not sure spandex pants are supposed to be this baggy in the booty region or any region for that matter. Here’s Jordana Brewster giving us a good look at her really tiny booty. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to like it or be concerned that she’s too skinny. I think I’d have to see it up close and personal to really make an informed judgment.

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Jennifer Lawrence Drops Some Cleavage

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say, I’m a little disappointed by these pictures of Jennifer Lawrence’s cleavage on the red carpet for some Foreign Press party. I mean, it’s nice to see the girls all squished up together in a fancy dress, but they looked so much bigger yesterday all covered up in her workout gear. What the hell? I guess I shouldn’t complain, cleavage is cleavage and I love it.

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Paulina Porizkova Ageless Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you don’t know who this Paulina Porizkova chick is, you probably weren’t around in the eighties. She’s a Czech former supermodel who married that weird looking guy form The Cars …. They were a popular band once. She was also a judge on America’s Next Top Model if that helps. Anyhow, she’s like fifty years old now and this is what she looks like in a bikini. Still pretty damn hot. I’d like to bounce that Czech. Ha!

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Lena Gercke’s Tight Bikini Body Is Back

Posted on July 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright so this is the second day in a row I’ve had pictures of this Lena Gercke chick up on the site in her bikini. Any complaints? I didn’t think so. I know what my readers want to finish off the week and it’s a hot German model showing off her incredibly tight body in a little bikini. I would eat dinner off that booty if she’d let me… She’s German, of course she’d let me. I’m only saying that because I’ve seen some very bizarre sex things on the internet and they always somehow involve a German. Just saying.

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Jessica Alba’s Hot Mom Bikini Body Exposed

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t normally post pictures of hot chicks playing in a swimming pool with their kids, the local pool doesn’t allow me to bring my camera anymore after the “incident”, but when the mom in question is Jessica Alba … I’m all over it. Here’s the hot momma showing off her awesome mom body in a rockin’ little bikini. So hot. I don’t know why she doesn’t show that thing off more often, it’s perfect, she should be walking around every day looking like this. I guess I’d never get any work done if she did. Still worth it.

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Jessica Alba’s Hot Leather Cleavage

Posted on July 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Talk about a hotness comeback! Here’s Jessica Alba making a triumphant return, we hardly see this chick anymore, in a pretty damn sexy leather dress. This is what I like to see, nobody cares that you’re a good mom and take your kids to the park wearing your frumpy sweatpants, we want to see more leather cleavage. The woman is just hot, it’s that simple, so throw on a leather dress and some heels and we’re in business. I would love to rub some leather polish all over that thing… With my testicles.

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Jennifer Lawrence Stretches Out Her Shirt

Posted on July 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sometimes there are breasts that slip under my radar due to some unknown reason. I don’t know why or how it could happen but the good news is, I eventually discover them. So I would like to apologize to all my readers for not giving Jennifer Lawrence and her chesticles the attention they deserve. Forgive me.

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Jessica Rafalowski’s Sweet Booty At Home

Posted on June 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Esquire magazine is running out of actual celebrity hotties to pose for their

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Jessica Rafalowski’s Sweet Booty At Home

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Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Are Back

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When did Jenny McCarthy become a thing again? Is it nineteen ninety nine? I’m lost. Ah, I just found out she’s going to be the host of a really awful summer reality TV show about desperate lonely people looking for love. I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn’t available. Anyhow, the good new is that Jenny’s big fake breasts don’t seem to have aged at all. Her face on the other hand looks like someone’s tried to do a little updating. Not good.

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