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Jessica Alba Is Red Hot

Posted on May 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know it’s silly, but I’ve kind of got a thing for hot chicks feeding parking meters. It doesn’t make any sense, but I like it. I think it has something to do with slipping something into a coin slot. Anyhow, here’s Jessica Alba in her hot little red dress getting all hot and nasty with her dirty change on the streets of Los Angeles over the weekend. That’s it princess slip it in there. #weirdo

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Jessica Alba’s Perfect Mom Booty

Posted on May 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These aren’t exactly the best pictures you’ll ever see of Jessica Alba , a few perfect bikini shots come to mind, but some quality shots of that sweet little booty in some tight jeans are enough to make this douche happy. She should go on tour talking to future moms about what their bodies are supposed to look like after squeezing children out of the vagina. Amaze! She’s either got a whole lot of time to work out or some really good doctors. Well done.

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Jordana Brewster Is A tight Little Package

Posted on July 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure I’m sold on this Jordana Brewster chick, sometimes she looks great, but she’s got a weird angry looking mouth. Does that make sense? She always looks like she’s mad at me. Luckily her body is pretty damn good. Here she is showing it off in her tight yoga pants. I like it, but what’s the deal with her scary muscular shins? I’ve never seen that before, how do you work out your shin? I’m being to critical, shake it off. Still hot.

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Jordana Brewster Sexy In Purple

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Jordana Brewster at some event the other night looking pretty cute in her purple dress, not as cute as she did in her little black bikini , but she’s got to wear clothing once and a while… I guess. I’m not hating these shots, but bikinis will always win in my book. Next time.

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Jordana Brewster Sexy Maxim Bikini Pictures

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After all the wholesome chicks from the Kid’s Choice Awards and the Academy of Country Music Awards , which was a nice little change, I needed something a little hotter to get me back on track. Here’s hottie Jordana Brewster looking sexy in her little bikinis in the pages of

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Jordana Brewster Sexy Maxim Bikini Pictures

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

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Jessica Alba Takes Her Hotness Out

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m trying to keep Jessica Alba on everyone’s hotness radar, but the girl isn’t exactly making it easy on me. Almost every time I see her she’s wearing boring mom clothing, this outfit looks like the bibs the Korean ladies wear at the nail salon while you get a pedicure. Or so I here. Anyhow, her body still looks like it might be alright under there… Somewhere. Is it too much to ask to get a few bikini shots? Bring the kids to the beach, I don’t care, I just need to see something.

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Jessica Alba Drops Some Tasty Cleavage

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently Jessica Alba is in Paris for all kinds of fashion shows and fancy parties with people who wouldn’t be caught dead with me unless one of their rebellious daughters married me just to piss them off, so I thought I’d share a few shots of her at some party put together by Vogue magazine. Never heard of it, it’s clearly too highbrow for my taste. Anyhow, she’s really looking pretty damn hot, those breasts and legs are gorgeous, like they should be surrounded by some roasted potatoes and a nice bottle of wine. Tasty.

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Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is definitely an old picture of Jessica Alba in her tiny little bikini bottoms, her baby must have completely ruined that beautiful area, but I don’t remember seeing it so it’s new to me and that’s all that matters. Besides, it’s good to get a little nostalgic from time to time, especially around the holidays, so throwing in some classic Jessica Alba bikini pictures is just what the doctor ordered. Obviously in this situation I’m the doctor, mother will be so proud, and I need to take Jessica’s temperature…. The old fashioned way.

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