I’ve posted a lot of GIFs of hotties working out on this site over the years, but I’m pretty sure this one of Candice Swanepoel is the hottest one of all-time. Forget hot yoga. Lifting weights in lingerie should definitely become the newest workout craze. Us bloggers might even actually start going to the gym. Yow!
Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do…. I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY… Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters… This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market… Hot for Christmas…. The post Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary… Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it… I guess it’s not that interesting, The post Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, like periods, pregancy, complaining, and spending all our damn money…and whatever else you hate about women….like them not wanting to fuck you, while your humanoid won’t ever say no…. She’s probably the hottest VS has to offer, not that I care about VS or their human sex trafficking….but I do see hot when hot is presented to me.. And designer DNA programming, the future of human, choose height, weight and everything else…is what all parents should do… You see, she was made in a lab with Human DNA, so she’s really fucking realistic, but the problem with her biologist making her human, is that she’s got the human brain and can be as annoying as you’d expect a human woman who looks this good to be… And she’s posting butt shots on social media – where other people are just regular DNA are getting butt shots deleted..while she just dials into her humanoid programming and communicates with the instagram algorhithm AI on a BINARY CODE level… The post Josephine Skriver Humanoid Ass for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Back in the day, I used to think Victoria Justice was gonna become the hottest woman in Hollywood, and I don’t know what happened — maybe I put too much pressure on her? But instead of embracing her inner hot nobody, she just got kind of boring and conservative. Anyway, these photoshoots are a step in the right direction, but I’m going to need to start seeing a lot less clothing and way more skin if Victoria’s ever going to live up to her true hottie potential. I still believe.
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Here’s everyone’s favorite fake celebrity (and the hottest Kardashian) Kendall Jenner rubbing mud all over herself, I guess as some kind of spa treatment? And honestly, I don’t really get it. I mean, Kendall’s rich parents can afford to buy her a spread in Vogue , but not a special personal assistant whose sole job is applying mud to her body? Hell, I would’ve done it for free! » view all 14 photos
There was some Karl Lagerfeld hipster bullshit fashion party – put on by VMagazine or some other scammy bullshit that people buy into because they are rich and bored or looking for legitimacy or trying to be part of something fancy, exclusive, New York…because really all these people are, whether it’s the Hadids, or some small enterprising and dialed in “artist” rich kid, is scamming…like magazines will post this selfie and be like … ‘GIGI AND BELLA FIERCE SELFIE”…or some nonsense and others will be like “OMG did you see the Hadid Selfie OMG”…in a world where the Hadids shouldn’t matter, don’t matter, but people are tricked to think they care…what kind of brain washing is that shit…weird brainwashing really…I blame lazy media. trying to associate with whatever is cool, whatever the public deem cool, being a part of it like it’s summer camp, and they are the cool and connected kids, living out childhood dreams of being relevant…and finally being relevant…but to who really? The general public? Maybe….I don’t know…but I do know that it’s lame, it doesn’t matter, it’s just noise, but Mariah Carey’s tits were there and they were massive.. The post Mariah Carey Singing at “Exclusive” Fashion Parties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heather Graham is old…she’s not known for her ass…she’s more about her tits…or we’re more about her tits…or I’m more about her tits…because I will admit that roller girl was a hot thing to me back when it happened in 1999 or whenever it was…close to 20 years ago…and she maintained being a hot thing with great tits for a while after that…I just haven’t really thought of her since then…but she pops up here and there…1000 years old ….but today…in her weird onesie outfit…flashing a whole lot of leg on legs I don’t remember noticing…she’s back on the map….mainly because she’s skinny in this fat world…and skinny legs are my porn…who needs tits or really ass…or a face that is youthful and fresh with skinny legs…NOT ME….that’s the answer NOT ME…I don’t need none of that just give me the skinny legs… This is the hottest thing we’ve seen all year. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Heather Graham with Some Ass Flash in the Short Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know I haven’t done a post on Xenia Deli in a few months, and that’s because it’s taken me that long to get over finding out that she’s married to some 60-year-old billionaire sugar daddy . But now that I’ve come to terms with the fact that me and her will never be together, no matter how many scratch-and-wins I play, I’m ready to give you perverts regular updates on Xenia and her perfect bikini body again. So here you go: she’s still hands down the hottest woman on the planet. Good to know some things never change. New Polaroid video by @boysdontplaywithbarbies @elitela A post shared by Xenia Deli (@xeniadeli) on Sep 12, 2017 at 10:01am PDT » view all 11 photos
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