Just in case you haven't heard about it yet, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are in a bit of a feud at the moment. Just kidding — if you're on this section of the internet at this very moment in time, there's literally no chance you haven't heard about it. But just to recap real quick, earlier this month, Rob said some unkind things about Chyna in a series of Instagram posts. He claimed that she's on a bunch of drugs, and that she brings various men into the house while her children are there. He also shared some nude photos of her — and in doing that, he broke some laws. Chyna's working with a lawyer, and she managed to get a temporary restraining order against him that prohibits him from talking about her online. It's all very, very bad. Caitlyn Jenner, meanwhile, has commented on the situation, stating that Rob was “stupid” for posting the nudes , “and he kind of apologized.” But she added that she's never met Chyna, and she hasn't “really had a serious conversation” with Rob in years, so she's not really up to date on everything.” Fair statements, right? Because, objectively speaking, Rob was stupid for sharing the pictures. But for some reason, Blac Chyna's mother, Tokyo Toni, took great offense to Caitlyn's words on the matter, and she addressed it in a bizarre video (see below). “Did I just wake up to some motherf–kin' hot, steamy, pissy-smelling tea?” Toni begins. “Did that motherf–kin' n—- Caitlyn Jenner, AKA Brucey — yeah, big balls, little dick, him. Look at them motherf–kin' Wheaties shorts.” “This motherf–kin' n—-, because he's a man, dressing and pretending to be a woman,” Toni says. It takes her a long, long time to get to her point, because she has to stop and be a transphobic garbage person for a while — at this point in the video, she starts making fun of Caitlyn's voice. “How the f–k your stinkin' ass n—-, 'cause you got a dick, n—-, you was born a man, n—-,” she goes on. “You gonna down your f–kin' son on here, say he's stupid instead of saying something encouraging?” She adds that Caitlyn definitely knows Blac Chyna, and that the two of them have even met — this is where she calls Caitlyn a “f–ckin' f—–.” At the end of the video, Toni tells Caitlyn to call her, but we have a feeling that she never, ever will. Because as bothersome as Caitlyn Jenner can be, she definitely has more class than Tokyo Toni. Not that that's really an achievement. Check out Toni's full rant in the video below, but be warned — it's tough to watch:
In a talk show appearance, television personality and former model Katie Price suggested that she'd consider hiring a sex worker for her autistic son, who is currently only fifteen. There is so much to unpackage here. Because there's so much wrong , here. We have the video for you, below, with full context — but no amount of context could make this anything but controversial. But first, here's what's going on. Katie Price is a television personality these days, but she used to be one of those “top-heavy” models, and she'd model topless. Essentially, she made millions off of her megaboobs. She has three children. Her son, Harvey, is fifteen. Harvey is on the autistic spectrum. While there are plenty of autistic folks with basically zero issues in a neurotypical-dominated society, there are some people with autism who need daily assistance to go about their lives. Harvey, at least for now, needs a fair amount of accommodation, though part of that is because he was born blind. And Harvey also has Prader-Willi syndrome, which can have a few symptoms such as impaired brain-function — but the primary symptom is an insatiable appetite that can easily lead to massive weight gain. Katie Price appeared on a talk show, Loose Women , along with a woman who has an adult autistic son and has written a book about her experience as his mother. The woman's son also appeared on the show and, honestly, we thought that he did an ample job of speaking for himself and we'd rather have just heard from him. That woman shared a story about how she'd considered hiring a sex worker for her son when was in his early 20s. As she tells it, she even drove into what she calls a “red light district,” only to get cold feet. Her son ended up meeting a young woman on his own and dating her — he was just awkward at the time. (We get the feeling that his mother was panicking that her son would be alone forever, and honestly that whole anecdote is just a huge red flag about the mom) Katie Price jumps in with her own story, based on Harvey having entered puberty and something that Katie Price's husband (for now) had suggested: “Kieran said, ‘Shall we get him a prostitute when he turns 18?’ But I said, ‘But that’s my little Harvey and I don’t want him to do that!’ What do I do? Do I leave it? Or do I let him experience it?” You'll see that and the chatter in response in the video below. This is hardly the first time that Katie Price has made controversial statements on parenting , but still. But we need to unpack these issues. Okay, first of all, because this is the most important thing to address: It's pretty screwed up that these women seem very content to just talk about autistic folks like they're wild animals that sometimes end up in people's houses. People who have autism are people. They exist on a very wide and varied spectrum of abilities and experiences. Television and film tend to portray autistic people as either nonverbal robots “who might be dangerous” or as slightly shy white men who are really, really good at solving crimes. If you want a better glimpse at some positive and frankly realistic portrayals of an autistic adult, maybe look at Abed Nadir on Community . Eddie Redmayne's portrayal of Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them was essentially just a male, magical version of Temple Grandin, a famous autistic woman who advocates for livestock welfare and has changed industry standards in the process. These examples might serve people better than listening to the horror stories of Mommy Bloggers. Most of the parents in that category are more interested in exploiting their family stories for profit than giving an honest representation of people on the autistic spectrum. It's no wonder that this episode proved to be so controversial, right? A lot of the controversy, however, wasn't centered upon the weird fetishization of “autism moms.” No, a lot of the Twitter backlash was about the idea of hiring a sex worker. Not because Harvey is disabled or still a minor or a real person who may or may not want to have sex in a few years, regardless of what his parents assume. But because there are still people, many of them well-meaning, who believe that sex work is inherently bad. That's really no surprise — just think of the ridiculous freakout over Teen Vogue 's anal sex guide . In this case, though, only some of the people who rail against sex work are just people who are generally tightly wound about sex. Some people who probably think of themselves as sex-positive act as though all sex work is the same thing as sex trafficking. Not even a little. It is absolutely true that sometimes women are kidnapped and forced into sexual slavery in an operation that resembles voluntary sex work. Except for the voluntary part. That does not make all sex work involuntary or abusive or anything else. Like, we know that Qatar has used slave labor in construction. That does not mean that all construction workers are slaves. Not all sex workers are desperate to get into a different line of work, either. Not all porn stars want to be actors and not all escorts dream of a white picket fence. People who rail against sex work are so often shouting over the voices of actual sex workers. So a lot of ire was misplaced, basically. Katie Price, to be fair, is far from the worst offender here. She only brought this up because the other mom had already shared her story. But unless it's something that Harvey actually says that he wants when he's an adult, she shouldn't even consider it. Hopefully the backlash, misguided as much of it might be, will make that clear.
Nobody outside of Sister Wives seems to actually like Kody Brown. He’s obnoxious and hella rude, and it sounds like, lately, his behaviors been getting worse and worse. To the point where he may lose everything. We don’t know if he’s spiraling in a quest for ratings or if he’s authentically preparing to crash and burn, but frankly it doesn’t really matter — he doesn’t deserve his wives. They don’t deserve to have to put up with him. And according to a new report, all four of them have started to realize that, too. So, as we already talked about, Kody Brown is rude and maybe even verbally abusive to his four wives. That, by itself, is more than enough reason to drop him in the garbage where he belongs and move on with your lives. And there’s the boundless tensions brought up when he added his fourth wife, Robyn, to the fold. But it’s also sounding like Kody might be looking for more young women to marry. At this point, he’s seeming less like a man committed to polygamy and more like a man who’s less interested in his committed partners and more interested in chasing new, young women. That doesn’t sound like a “polygamist role model.” (Not that he’s ever lived up to that aspiration) That sounds more like … that hot mugshot guy’s recent antics . And the results aren’t pretty. Specifically, it looks like Kody Brown’s wives want to leave him . But that same report mentions that Kody might be wanting to leave them anyway and build himself a new family. Now, we’ve heard stories about Kody Brown’s wives leaving him before. So we always try to take these things with a grain of salt. It was only a few months ago that Robyn seemed adamant that she wasn’t leaving Kody . But is it possible that she was just putting on a brave face? And while the idea of him wanting to set aside his current wives and build a new family from scratch sounds far-fetched. Like … Kody Brown’s behavior has always been out there. And it’s been getting worse, lately. If he’s having some sort of midlife crisis or whatever, who knows what he’s planning? A lot of reality shows are a mixed bag. Sister Wives is not. It’s bad. See, polyamory — non-monogamous relationships involving more than just two people — can be wonderful. Many thruples and triads and other groups of partners find that it makes their lives wonderful. And while the term polygamy implies that it’s just one many marrying multiple women and that’s the extent of everyone’s relationships, that can still work and be a good thing, too. The whole reason that Kody and his wives wanted to do Sister Wives in the first place is because they wanted to increase acceptance of polygamy . That’s a very noble goal. It might make taxes and inheritance and insurance and a few other things a little complicated, but is that really a deciding factor? We can’t really think of a legal justification for preventing a group of committed adults from making their relationship as official as everyone else’s. And Sister Wives was supposed to help normalize this in the minds of middle America. Unfortunately, because this relationship has Kody at the center, they may have set back the fight for polygamy by a few decades. And, by extension, the push for wider acceptance of polyamory. So … thanks, Kody. As always, we won’t take any stories at face value until they’re substantiated. It’s especially easy to believe stories that the wives are planning on leaving Kody, because every viewer wants them to run off. Confirmation bias is the psychological phenomenon that describes why we want to automatically believe things that fit our worldview. And nobody’s worldview finds Kody Brown to be an ideal mate. No matter what this story says, we more than suspect that Kody Brown’s wives know that. But that doesn’t mean that they’ll actually take the steps necessary to leave him.
After a solid month of rumors, gossip speculation and discussion from countless sources, we have finally heard from Beyonce herself. And Queen Bey delivered. Big time. The global music icon has confirmed the names of her newborn twins and shared the first photo of the pair, a fittingly glorious image. Somewhat amazingly, the widely circulated Beyonce baby names we reported late last month actually turned out to be accurate. Neither the mother of three nor her husband Jay Z had publicly commented on the names (or even their birth, for that matter). As was the case with their first child, Blue Ivy Carter, the private couple kept all the details to themselves until they were ready. So we were left wondering when, or if, they would do so here, and highly skeptical of Internet reports citing “sources” with intel. But in this case, the rumors were true. “Sir Carter and Rumi 1 month today,” the 35-year-old captioned the photo above on Instagram in the early hours of Friday morning. Posted four hours ago, it has already received more than four million Likes as we type … probably a lot more by the time you read this. (Don’t you even think of NOT engaging with it, either. The Beygency has spreadsheets of all people who view it but don’t Follow or Like.) Also noteworthy – and overshadowed by that epic photo – is her acknowledgement of Sir and Rumi Carter’s birthday, one month ago. That would indicate the little kids’ birth as Wednesday, June 14, a solid 3-4 days before word got out that Beyonce gave birth to twins . Pretty impressive in this day and age. The family portrait, in which Bey wears a Palomo Spain ensemble, we’re told, evokes the same themes as her stunning maternity photo. Without question, the photo of her with the twins is a callback to Beyonce and Jay Z’s double baby announcement in February (above). The couple reportedly filed trademark documents with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in late June to protect the baby names. Their company filed papers to trademark the monikers for items like fragrances and cosmetics to baby gear, tote bags, and water bottles. Are we serious? Yes, Sir! (Sorry, we had to.) Filing to trademark names of infants less than a month old may sound patently (eh, eh?) absurd for anyone not named Jay Z and Beyonce. Yet it makes perfect sense for the Carters, because you know someone would actually try to do exactly what they’re trying to prevent. (Sir Carter is gonna be an epic rap name, BTW.) Rumi and Sir join big sister Blue Ivy, 5. Their proud parents stepped out last night to support Roc Nation artist Vic Mensa in Los Angeles. In one of the A-list duo’s first public appearances since expanding their family, “she was all smiles,” an onlooker reports, and rightfully so. Dressed in a white long-sleeve mini dress, she had her arm wrapped around her 47-year-old husband’s waist as they left the bash. Jay-Z briefly went on stage Thursday night to introduce the rapper, who recently announced his debut album, The Autobiography . Neither addressed their family in any way, shape or form … likely knowing Beyonce planned to do so in the wee hours of this morning. It’s been a crazy month, much of which was spent in the hospital, but Beyonce and her family are all at living home, happy and healthy. For a while, their health was the subject of much discussion as the twins’ stay in the hospital dragged on longer than expected. From what we’re told, unspecified health issues after their birth – most likely signs of jaundice – delayed the duo’s departure significantly. While obviously concerning to any new parent, newborns spending time “under the lights” to correct possible liver issues is commonplace. There are no long-term effects or major health risks … only risks to mom and dad’s sanity being cooped up there for a week. Congrats again to the family! What do you think of the names? Hit or miss? (Remember, again, that the Beygency watches.) View Slideshow: 31 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time
Tensions in the Big Brother house tend to skyrocket as we edge closer to an eviction, and things went into overdrive on the latest episode. We picked up with the houseguests in shock over Josh publicly slamming Cody and Jessica. Alex noted that she was happy to let the argument rage on because it took the target off her own back. Jessica chanted that Josh was a mere pawn for both sides of the house and that he should probably go and change his diaper. Cody decided there was no point in continuing the argument and walked off. Paul followed and complimented him for taking his nomination like a man. Despite their differences, both of them knew when the other made a good move. Later, Christmas gathered the houseguests and revealed that she needed major surgery on her foot. She explained that she was given the opportunity to leave the game, but she decided to stay in and fight it out. Cody did not give a damn and felt like she was using the injury to advance her game further, and left the situation. Jessica, however, wanted to extend the olive branch to her. Even though Jessica’s been Cody’s shadow all season long, she knew she needed to build relationships out with her relationship in order to make it further. Christmas was not impressed with the way Jessica was going on about her reasons for wanting Christmas out. The funny thing is, Jessica had no clue about nominating Christmas. It was a tense meeting, but the two women parted ways. There’s no chance of them ever finding a way to get along. Too much has been done for them to make things right. Things went from bad to worse for Jessica when the houseguests celebrated Dominique’s birthday. Raven had made a cake, and the have nots did not get too have some. Naturally, Jessica disappeared to another room and cried her heart out. Cody comforted her, but at least he got to eat cake. Desperate to help Jessica’s game, Cody turned to Christmas to say that Mark and Dominique were in on the plan to get rid of Christmas from the get-go. Christmas was skeptical but took the information on board. He even went as far as telling her to work with Alex and Jessica. He may seem deluded at times, but at least he’s looking out for his girl. His plan took a bigger turn when he opened up about two people coming to him during his HOH reign. He revealed this to the house during Dominique’s talk show. However, Dominique made a mistake by telling everyone there was a dominant group in the house and Paul was pissed. Everyone wondered why she would say something like that, but she did. The target is most definitely on her now. It’s amazing how quickly things change in the game. One wrong thing can seal your fate. At the eviction, Christmas was not present but managed to vote from the hospital. Yes, this is getting out of hand now. – Jessica votes to evict Ramses – Kevin votes to evict Ramses – Christmas (via phone from the hospital) votes to evict Ramses – Raven votes to evict Cody – Dominique votes to evict Cody – Mark votes to evict Cody – Jason votes to evict Cody – Josh votes to evict Cody – Elena votes to evict Cody – Matt votes to evict Cody The biggest shock in the voting was that Christmas voted to evict Ramses. It was bizarre and proved she could not be trusted. Cody was evicted by a vote of 7-3-0! On his way out the door, he asked Jessica to be his girlfriend. To the surprise of absolutely no one, she accepted. Julie then dropped the bomb that there will be a Battle Back next week, and Cody looked ecstatic. You could see wheels spinning as he plotted his revenge. What did you think of all the drama? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Big Brother Winners: RANKED!
Hilary Duff brought her mom tits to the pool because I guess she’s trying to get revenge on some dude, one of her many dudes, she’s been seen very into a variety of dudes since her divorce, because like all divorcees know, never get into that bullshit again…never get into that prison again…and use your increasing not just because you’re a broken rich child star with an addiction and love for orgasms in this sexed up world…but because you’re getting older sex drive..and fill it with the houseboys and rentboys around you..and on days when one of them annoys you…show them your thickness…titty thickness…to make them regret fucking up their meal ticket…because she’s Hilary Duff and very rich. I never liked her when she was young and hot, but I like her middle aged and thick, because I guess I’m getting weirder, tastes are evolving, or devolving, who knows what it’s called when hot as fuck young girls bore you and digging into weirdly shaped thick, muscular, bodies becomes your porn…I’m not some kind of english teacher here…as you probably know… Hilary Duff though….stuff by duff, or on duff, dripping down duff thigh..knowing you may have hit uterus….good. The post Hilary Duff in a Pool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily-Rose Depp…..is not a Sugar Baby…and that’s nice to see when a hot girl in LA is out house shopping…because she’s got a daddy of her own, a real actual daddy of her own, and she doesn’t need to go out and fuck rich dudes to fill her bank account with an allowance..because he has a lot of fucking money and he can do that for her….maybe they have something set up for her, like her college fund, that just drops payment every month, or maybe she is using her own money that she gets from model jobs just being Johnny Depps daughter, and the whole thing doesn’t offend me…if anything I love it…because she’s hot as fuck, possibly cool but that’s probably a stretch, all these entitled damaged rich kids are lame, but possibly cool because her dad was busy getting drunk and fucking that Amber Heard hooker…sending her money that allowed her to really experience life / experiment with drugs…and realize that nothing in life matters but avoiding being a Hadid or Jenner cuz those girls are garbage…while this girl…is the real deal….at least that’s what my penis is saying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily-Rose Depp…..is not a Sugar Baby…and that’s nice to see when a hot girl in LA is out house shopping…because she’s got a daddy of her own, a real actual daddy of her own, and she doesn’t need to go out and fuck rich dudes to fill her bank account with an allowance..because he has a lot of fucking money and he can do that for her….maybe they have something set up for her, like her college fund, that just drops payment every month, or maybe she is using her own money that she gets from model jobs just being Johnny Depps daughter, and the whole thing doesn’t offend me…if anything I love it…because she’s hot as fuck, possibly cool but that’s probably a stretch, all these entitled damaged rich kids are lame, but possibly cool because her dad was busy getting drunk and fucking that Amber Heard hooker…sending her money that allowed her to really experience life / experiment with drugs…and realize that nothing in life matters but avoiding being a Hadid or Jenner cuz those girls are garbage…while this girl…is the real deal….at least that’s what my penis is saying… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The Real Housewives of Orange County are back. We have a RHOC episode recap if you missed it, but what we really want to talk about is one particular, musical aspect of the rivalry between Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge. Because the former friends don’t just quarrel on the show — there’s an actual song bashing Tamra. And Vicki has it … and it got worse for Tamra from there. So, a rap song that insults Tamra Judge played on the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County . That premiere was last night, folks. And, apparently Tamra didn’t even know about it in advance. “Tamra had no idea it was going to be on the show, and now she’s freaking out.” Amazing to think that nobody in production thought to warn her. This is such a big deal because the song isn’t exactly available online. Like, if it were just floating around the interwebs, we’d be happy to make sure that everyone heard it. But it’s basically scrubbed. Except that Vicki got a hold of it, because of course she did, and she played a bit of it. The song, “Lie Lie Lie,” doesn’t just make a rude reference to Tamra. It’s a full-on diss track. And there’s some collateral damage. Cory Larrabee created it, and it seems that he has some interesting ideas about Tamra and her husband, Eddie. “She found another man he was a gay sex slave.” Well, we can’t speak to Eddie’s sexual orientation . But that sounds more than a little far-fetched, right? “She got him out of debt in exchange for a wedding day.” That is a very inventive story. It sounds like the backstory for a great episode of, like, a police procedural or something. But, even if Eddie sets off some people’s gaydar … it doesn’t sound like a likely story. You can see how it would get under Tamra’s skin, though. Especially since the next set of lines might hit a little closer to home. “Once upon a time there was a dumb hoe.” That’s sure a creative way to begin, but continue. “She snapped a dirty pic and sent it from her phone.” Now those lyrics are especially damning. Because, as you may recall, Tamra Judge is accused of distributing pics of Vicki Gunvalson’s boobs . These are grown, adult women, but yeah. Like, this is a little more ambiguous than Rob Kardashian posting revenge porn of Blac Chyna . Because, first of all, it’s merely alleged that Tamra shared topless photos of Vicki. And these weren’t photos exchanged between friends or intimate partners. Vicki was showing her breasts in front of cameras, to a costars husband over FaceTime. (Isn’t technology amazing?) Though Tamra is accused of sending them to a 15-year-old, somehow, so maybe she doesn’t quite have the moral high ground. Allegedly . Tamra Judge doesn’t care about haters , supposedly. Everybody wants people to think that they don’t care, but most people, deep down, do. They can’t help it. That has to hurt. Especially since Vicki Gunvalson is the queen bee of The Real Housewives of Orange County anyway. Playing that song seemed like kicking Tamra while she’s down, you know? Or maybe punishing her for returning for yet another season. Maybe this is setting the stage and, during the course of this season, Lydia will repair the relationship between these two. But if Vicki and Tamra were back to being friends by the time that this aired, surely Vicki would have warned her that the diss track would play on air!
