Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist…. She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask…. Fascinating…. The post Staring at Kelly Bensimon’s Old Lady Alien Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mother Charged With Felony For Abandoning Son In Freezing Cold Car Overnight Get this lady and all other drunk a$$ ain’t isht parents who neglect their children ALL the way the f**k outta here. According to CBSDenver , 26-year-old Nicole Carmon left her 2-year-old son inside the car overnight on a -8 degree Minnesota night. She’s now being charged with felony child abuse and facing 10-23 years in the bing. Court documents state that Carmon told police she had six shots of vodka and couldn’t recall where her car was… The car, a Ford Fusion, was found in a parking lot in Thornton and officers said the vehicle was heavily covered with snow that they couldn’t see inside. When they brushed off the windows they saw the 2-year-old sitting in the car. The toddler was rushed to the hospital where he was treated for hypothermia and frost bite. Carmon was arrested shortly after. The toddler’s father, now separated from Carmon, says when he saw his son in the hospital. Doctors initially thought they might have to amputate his leg but things are looking much better health-wise for the 2-year-old. In that 10-23 year sentence range, how much time you do think this booze-up broad should serve? FYI: The child is now with a family member who didn’t want to comment much, but said that he was doing much better . Image via Thornton Police/CBS
Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention… Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT… It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about. The post Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There are the sweet celebrity couples we love to hear about, but then there are those just make us cringe. Maybe they're just a little too public with their PDA, or maybe we're tired of hearing about all of their drama. And for a lot of them, their relationships just crashed and burned. From the cringe-worthy and the overly dramatic to the ones who are just downright sad, here's a look at the 17 worst celebrity couples of 2016. 1. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Their romance caught the world by storm about as quickly as it ended. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston had a summer romance that seemed perfect — until it wasn’t. RIP Hiddleswift. 2. Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have been on again and off again so many times we’re getting whiplish. The most recent news suggests that they’ve been fighting a lot and their 2017 wedding may be off. 3. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West It seems like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are always in the spotlight, and this year was a banner year for drama. Apparently, there’s some tension in their relationship these days, though the two have been spotted seeming okay together following Kanye’s breakdown. 4. Donald and Melania Trump We don’t really need an explanation for this one, do we? Donald and Melania Trump have been front and center all year with the presidential election, and not in a good way. Now this celebrity couple is getting ready to move into the White House. 5. Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell The Bachelor couple was uspposed to have a happily-ever-after, and even had their own spin-off on Freeform. Unfortunately, it was on that show that Lauren called off the wedding. Nice. 6. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie They’ve gone from being a Hollywood staple to a Hollywood disaster. Brad and Angelina’s divorce news shocked everyone this year, and what’s followed has been nothing less than dramatic, with allegations of child abuse and even the involvement of the real-life Olivia Pope. View Slideshow
Kobe And Vanessa Bryant Share First Photo Of Baby Bianka Kobe and Vanessa have a full house of little girls now, with Baby Bianka rounding out their family unit. Though their third daughter was born two weeks ago , no one’s laid eyes on their third legacy…until now. Kobe and Vanessa each posted this adorable snap of their brand new baby girl, tied up like a little gift, on their social media accounts to introduce her to the world. What a pretty baby, right? Instagram
Pretty much from the time the world learned who she is, we’ve been hearing rumors that Kate Middleton is pregnant . Kate has given the people what they want twice by bearing royal offspring, but each time before she was home from the hospital for about a week before the British tabloids were preparing a new set of grainy close-ups of her midsection with breathless headlines about baby bumps. Now that it’s almost Christmas, the annual rumors of Kate planning a holiday pregnancy announcement have begun in earnest. But this year, there’s a special twist to the yuletide tradition: Those always unreliable “royal insiders” claim Kate has already made the big reveal: “William, in particular, is over the moon,” a source tells Hollywood Life. “He and Kate went through all of the necessary tests to make sure that the baby is healthy, and then, once they were sure, they got everyone together to let them know.” The site claims that Will and Kate gathered their families at Kensington Palace to announce her third pregnancy earlier this week: “Shortly after everyone arrived there was a loud cheer and the sound of champagne corks popping,” an insider claims. “The staff had to keep quiet and carry on working even as the whole place filled with jubilation.” “Now Kate knows she needs to have the nursery at Kensington Palace repainted,” the source explains. “It was all earthy tones for George [3] and a pink motif for Charlotte [19 months]. So she’ll do it all over again.”’ So is this “source” a family member who was in on the reveal and just couldn’t resist the allure of an anonymous shout-out in Hollywood Life, or a staff member who decided to risk their career by reading a lot into a popping champagne cork? We may never know for sure, as the person who “leaked” the info has probably since turned their attention to an article about O.J.’s jailhouse confession. There are legitimate claims that Kate hasn’t been spotted in public in recent weeks, but we won’t believe she’s already made the announcement to her family until the news comes from a legitimate source like the Sun or the Enquirer or Donald Trump’s Twitter account. Somewhat off topic: Why isn’t anyone investigating Ted Cruz’s dad for killing JFK ? The truth is out there, people! View Slideshow: 17 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Smug as Heck
Josie Canseco is really fucking hot…and the fact that she’s a rich kid with a trust fund – yet still getting naked for photographers / instagram / to grow her audience…is absolutely fucking brilliant. She could be a scenester, she has access and could spend her time at all the celeb events, even date celebs, I mean her dad, as her name would suggest, because they trashily named her after him, in an egotistical probably due to her mom being some baseball groupie securing a meal ticket – willing to accommodate to ensure getting paid…and she probably is – but I don’t keep track of any of that shit.. She could get all in the paparazzi on the beach, doing the Hadid hustle, and maybe she does – I don’t keep track…but doubt it because she’s out there putting out nude shoots for free…just like that… Maybe it’s daddy issues, rebelling, craving male attention – or maybe she just knows she’s hot as hell and wants you all to experience it…either way…I am in love…or would be if I had deeper emotions than “look at her tits”…. The post Josie Canseco Naked for Some Photographer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jennifer Lawrence is alright…really fucking average looking…really annoyingly awkward and weird…but she makes serious fucking money, is up there as the most hireable actress, cashing the fuck in – with one blockbuster a year and one more serious role to really show the world she’s legit….while being on vacation the rest of her time….masturbating on her pile of money for her iPhone because she likes being on camera and so does her old director creeper boyfriend….that she either leaks or that get hacked…but hasn’t in a while…even though the world needs to see her tits…tits that redefined her from the puppet who hollywood created to keep film budgets high – so everyone can get paid on it….you know handing her out awards and making her a celebrity…while being pretty boring and weird….to tits that were great to look at…and that justify her making 75 million dollars a year…to pretend on screen…so stupid.. it really is just so fucking stupid…but not stupid enough for me to figure that scam out… The post Jennifer Lawrence Doing Media with her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Candice Swanepoel posted a picture of her breast feeding – with some bullshit caption that reads: Many women today are shamed for breastfeeding in public, or even kicked out of public places for feeding their children. I have been made to feel the need to cover up and somewhat shy to feed my baby in public places but strangely feel nothing for the topless editorials I’ve done in the name of art..? The world has been desensitized to the sexualization of the breast and to violence on tv…why should it be different when it comes to breastfeeding? -Breastfeeding is not sexual it’s natural- Those who feel it is wrong to feed your child in public need to get educated on the benefits breastfeeding has on mother and child and intern on society as a whole I didn’t read it – but the takeaway I got from what I did see was that she needs an INTERN on society…because this shameless exhibitionist – pretending to struggle pulling her tit out – when she only exists because she pulls her tits out – would only understand the concept of interns and nannies.. I understand that some restaurants don’t want public breast feeding at the table, like they don’t want me pissing on the table, it’s just basic etiquette….but I don’t understand this fake fight these people have – breast feeding is natural, I think the entire world knows that, it can’t be illegal or shameful….come on…stop creating fucking issues… Having her say a baby sucking her sexualized tit – that she got paid to sexualize – is so hypocritical, she’s obviously dumb…and anyone jerking off to a tit being sucked by a baby is fuckin weird – so just look around the bbay and stare at the tit – and that’s ok… Some of my favorite memories of working at a coffee shop on this site – before I didn’t leave the house was mom breast feeding dates – all trying to occupy their time during materinity leave – I’d all ask for more, or be left wanting more… Point being – breast feeding isn’t illegal…stop creating campaigns to champion it – it’s stupid…just fucking breast feed and shut the fuck up about it…typical women… The post Candice Swanepoel – Activist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
