I know you guys probably think I’m a “loser” because I still live in my mom’s basement, but I don’t think you understand that it’s all part of a master plan to save up as much money as I can. See, I’m building towards a major investment, and no, I’m not talking about a car or a house. I’ve got my eye on something way better: a super-hot mail-order bride. And after checking out her Instagram , I think Anya Sugar here would be perfect. But since I’m pretty sure she doesn’t accepted expired Burger King coupons as payment, I’d better keep saving if I want to become her new sugar daddy. Wish us luck!
Kylie Jenner, like her father, has gone through the transition of becoming Kim Kardashian…despite being white…not that you’d ever know that because of her color, and her body shape that was created in a lab in their basement, jacking up her face, sucking fat out of her non-athletic stomach and injected into her ass – so that she can be the video vixen her family wants her to be… The rumor is that she has a sex tape, which would be the actual full circle, coming to completion, hatching of the devil….and in the meantime….she’s posting weird troll erotica…because this family is the fucking worst – as you already know…but trying to figure out a 19 year old that looks like this is always funny, especially because all of her followers do bootleg versions of her facial injections and look like fucking clowns – that we can experience every time we leave our house! The post Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ex-friend files… Phaedra Parks Fans Blast Kandi Burruss If you watched Sunday’s episode of RHOA then you surely saw the moment that ex-besties Kandi and Phaedra went head to head at lunch. After Phaedra told Kandi that she didn’t appreciate Mama Joyce’s reaction to her proposed bomb threat , things quickly got ugly. As previously reported Kandi brought up those pesky rumors that Phaedra was creeping on Apollo with a man nicknamed “Chocolate.” “I know my name is Kandi but it ain’t Chocolate, you know you had Chocolate melting in your mouth and not in your hands honey,” said Kandi. Kandi’s Instagram has since been flooded with comments from fans angry that she’d air out Phaedra Parks’ alleged scandalous secrets. Was Kandi wrong to air out Phaedra? More comments from Phaedra fans on the flip. Instagram/Bravo
It turns out the show must NOT go on after all. Following several days of damaging headlines regarding the stars of Flip or Flop, HGTV has apparently decided that it will not continue to air new episodes of this once-beloved real estate-themed series. According to a new E! News report, installments of Flip or Flop that have already filmed or which have been contracted to film will be broadcast as planned throughout 2016 and early 2017. HOWEVER: “The show will end after that,” an insider confirms. That’s the current plan, at least, and it’s an understandable one. Earlier this month, stars Tarek El Moussa and Christina El Moussa announced that they separated back in May. They had held off on telling the public about their marital status until they were forced to do so by a leaked police report, one that outlined a frightening incident that took place in and around their Orange County home this spring. Back then, Tarek responded to a fight with Christina by grabbing a gun and heading into the woods. Christina feared that her husband was going to kill himself and dialed 911. Many police officers (and a helicopter) then arrived on the scene, coming across a distraught Tarek, who claimed that he had only taken a gun into the wilderness as protection against animals. The couple then turned over a handful of other (legally registered) firearms to the authorities. Once this situation went viral, Tarek and Christina issued a statement that broadly acknowledged what happened and also acknowledged their split. View Slideshow: Christina El Moussa Photos: Flip or Flop Hotness! “Like many couples, we have had challenges in our marriage,” the statement read, concluding: “We had an unfortunate misunderstanding about six months ago and the police were called to our house in an abundance of caution. There was no violence and no charges were filed. “During the [separation] process, we are committed to our kids and being the best parents we can be.” The couple is parents to a six-year old daughter and one-year old son. HGTV then went ahead and issued its own statement, claiming that it would continue to air Flip or Flop as if nothing had happened between Tarek and Christina. The two were planning to maintain their business relationship, despite this personal setback. But it has since come out that Tarek dated the family nanny after splitting from Christina; while Christina is still dating the family contractor . While the network is yet to confirm the E! report that a Flip or Flop end date is basically at hand, it would make sense that these negative headlines related to the show’s stars have simply become too much of a burden. No one has been accused of molesting a relative, but this situation at least bears some similarity to when Lifetime pulled the plug on 19 Kids and Counting as a result of Josh Duggar’s despicable behavior. Tarek recently stood up to a cyber-bully who went after Christina. And the couple is saying all the right things in public. “We are committed to our kids and being the best parents we can be,” the two told E! News. “We will continue to work through this process civilly and cooperatively, and plan to continue our professional life together.” Meanwhile, until this latest assertion that the end is near, the network has been nothing but supportive. “We admire and appreciate Tarek and Christina’s great work on Flip or Flop. When it comes to matters related to their own family, we respect their privacy and honor any decision that works best for them and their children,” the network told E! News in another statement. “HGTV is currently airing episodes of Flip or Flop and the series will continue production as scheduled.” That may still be the network stance, too. Executives may have simply come to the conclusion that it’s not worth planning a new season of the program, considering all this crazy, ongoing drama. Stay tuned… … to see if you’ll be able to tune in for more Flip or Flop down the line.
Blac Chyna Leaves Rob Kardashian Is this the end of #BlacRob ? Just a few weeks after the engaged couple finally moved in together in a rental home from Kylie , Chyna has decided to pack up her things and move back into a home of her own. Rob Kardashian took to social media on Saturday evening to reveal that he had come home to an empty house — no Chyna, no Dream, no Cairo, and none of their furniture. Needless to say, he wasn’t taking it too well: Hit the flip to see what else Rob had to say about arriving home to no fiancee and no baby… Instagram/SnapChat/E!
According to a new report, Tarek El Moussa has something in common with Ben Affleck. No, the Flip or Fop co-host has not been selected to portray Batman; nor is he good friends with Matt Damon. But Tarek has been accused of sleeping with the nanny of his children, an allegation that has surfaced just days after we learned Tarek is now separated from wife Christina. The HGTV stars confirmed their split last week after a scary incident between the couple in May finally went public. Following an argument with Christina, Tarek grabbed a gun and stormed off into the woods near his Orange Country home, prompting a 911 call from a frantic Christina, who feared Tarek was suicidal. Authorities arrived on the scene and confiscated a number of weapons inside the couple’s residence, with Tarek assuring everyone that he simply needed to blow off some steam. But the viral nature of this story forced Christina and Tarek to admit that they’ve been separated for several months. Via statement, the Flip or Floppers said: Like many couples, we have had challenges in our marriage. We had an unfortunate misunderstanding about six months ago and the police were called to our house in an abundance of caution. There was no violence and no charges were filed. During the [separation] process, we are committed to our kids and being the best parents we can be. Since this admission, it has also come out that the stars have been dating other people. And not just random people, either. Christina is allegedly getting it on with Gary Anderson , the family contractor who actually witnessed Tarek’s aforementioned breakdown. Moreover, TMZ now claims that Tarek had a romance with 23-year-old Alyssa Logan, the nanny who was taking care of Tarek and Christina’s two kids, while also performing assistant chores for the family. HOWEVER, unlike Affleck, Jude Law or Gavin Rossdale – all stars who have reportedly screwed their nannies – Tarek is not accused of cheating on Christina with Logan. The relationship apparently started after he and Christina broke up. Tarek even let Logan go as a nanny once he started to develop feelings for her, making their dalliance a tad less shady. Still, though, that has to be sort of weird for everyone involved, right? According to TMZ, Tarek and Alyssa dated for about a month in October and that was it. “We have both dated other people following the separation, but neither of us is ready to announce anything in terms of another relationship,” the couple said in another joint statement after news of their separation made headlines. View Slideshow: 8 Stars Who Likely Shagged Their Nanny HGTV has confirmed that Flip or Flop will continue airing new episodes and may even get a new season, if ratings remain strong. Tarek and Christina seem committed to the series as business partners, even if they are no longer life partners. Heck, perhaps they’re even faking this drama in order to remain relevant, although we somehow doubt it. They just don’t seem like the type. Do you hope Tarek and Christina get back together? Will you keep watching Flip or Flop? Or is the show now ruined for you because its main stars have stopped having sex with each other?
Yes…A wall calendar…. I like to refer to Kylie Jenner an the Kylie Jenner experiment, because she seems like the final thing, I mean other than used condoms (as if she uses condoms) that Bruce Jenner shat out of her pussy hole….where she was cultivated in the test tube that was Kris Jenner’s uterus….probably while in her mid to late 40s as one last way to cash in on her stage parenting…despite the health risks that would happen birthing at that age…creating what looks like some novelty item, maybe a sex toy, a doughy marshmallow filled circus freak in a onesie or leggings…or other trendy fashion items because she is materialistic…she represents all things money grubbing, mall brand, consumerism, garbage…and her ethnicity is massively obscure looking….is she orange, white, black…who fucking knows…but they did a real number on her in the basement BOTOX clinic the family houses in one of their 5,000,000 dollar homes…TERRIFYING… Is she human, barely. Can she sell nonsense, definitely…..kids looking up to her, terrifying, she’s just some doughy faced muppet…living the vapid garbage empty existence…where her dead eyes dance in a boomerang video on instagram….getting paid…as some half retard leader to a group of full retards…but in reality retards actual retards have more to offer….than these “buy skinny tea from a fat chick in spandex” idiots… So she’s decided to push the limits of her capabilities as a Glamour model, and is selling Calendars, none of the profits go to charity, or do any good, they just buy her a new Rolls Royce and her mom gets her 50% for orchestrating it…and it’s actually the one thing she’s done that makes sense, because she’s so bootleg, ghetto, vile, disgusting, you’d think, despite all her instagram fans, that they couldn’t afford computers or smart phones, they sold them for crack and were like “what day is it, I need to track my welfare check”…or maybe they use it to track their periods that are few and far between so that they don’t get knocked up when turning bareback tricks… Who the fuck wants, uses, needs a wall calendar…mechanics? Is Kylie big in the mechanic world…these cunts sell anything… What fucking trash…. Here’s an instagram pic to reaffirm how vile she is… The post Kylie Jenner’s Got a Wall Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since Russia Rigged Your Election – and everyone is crying about it – because your country is so weak that Russia has the ability to rig your election for you – something that should make you all very nervous if it is actually true – because that’s pretty fucking weak… I guess if they can rig your election, and decide your president, they can probably do a lot more damage, especially since your country is so unstable and disliked….but I guess watching things self destruct is a better troll than just attacking a country…. I am not anti American, I just have a hard time believing that the country can allow Russia to decide who will win the election…if they did decide the election…maybe there should be a re-election…or maybe that’s what they are trying to get done…seems like fake news to me….blame Russia… So to celebrate Russia and their rumored win, in a country that has been rigging elections in the middle east forever…the same country that created and trained Bin Landen and Sadam….only to create wars against those people…that you all paid for with your tax money…here’s some Russian actor, who rigged your American movies in the 90s….in Russian Elle…which is owned by an American country…GLOBALIZATION yo… The post MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Since Russia Rigged Your Election – and everyone is crying about it – because your country is so weak that Russia has the ability to rig your election for you – something that should make you all very nervous if it is actually true – because that’s pretty fucking weak… I guess if they can rig your election, and decide your president, they can probably do a lot more damage, especially since your country is so unstable and disliked….but I guess watching things self destruct is a better troll than just attacking a country…. I am not anti American, I just have a hard time believing that the country can allow Russia to decide who will win the election…if they did decide the election…maybe there should be a re-election…or maybe that’s what they are trying to get done…seems like fake news to me….blame Russia… So to celebrate Russia and their rumored win, in a country that has been rigging elections in the middle east forever…the same country that created and trained Bin Landen and Sadam….only to create wars against those people…that you all paid for with your tax money…here’s some Russian actor, who rigged your American movies in the 90s….in Russian Elle…which is owned by an American country…GLOBALIZATION yo… The post MILLA JOVOVICH FOR ELLE RUSSIA OF THE DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate award shows. I find them all a fucking scam because they are a fucking scam. It’s celebrating nonsense that doesn’t matter. It’s giving people who have already scammed the world internal competitions amongst themselves to benchmark their success…because being overpaid isn’t enough for them…and normally the writing, the speeches, the product integration is all just too fucking low level bullshit for me to handle… I was at my TV addict friend’s house, and he scrolled past it, so I said “what’s that, Critic’s Choice Awards, let’s see this bullshit”….we saw one camera pan of Emma Stone, and one joke from that tall stoner dude everyone loves…and changed the channel never to return again… Well, it turns out the critics matter, even though the critics should stick to ripping apart these people and not praising them, it makes things more interesting…fucking rip these fragile egos apart and make them kill themselves like a real CRITIC is supposed to…instead…they fucking award them…and everyone goes out for the free champange and to dress up for taste of old hollywood, or 22 years of critic choice awards…like it matters…when it doesn’t… I’m just doing this for the tits.. Jessica Biel Was There She’s a Famous Person’s wife…and she’s old… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Bella Thorne was There because you gotta go wherever you can as you attempt to be the next big thing in Hollywood, when you’re just a trashy instagram hooker…any opportunity you get to appear anywhere is some kind of status that trashy instagram hookers don’t experience….we know the CRITICS choice only allowed her there for the instagram plug… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Kaley Cuoco was there and she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year…which is insane..but I guess it will finance or continue to finance her over the top plastic surgery…by 60 this bitch will look like a clown, but until then…she’ll just be the accessible nerd hot chick on a nerd show people actually watch…. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Emmy Rossum was THere and she is dog shit, even with cleavage, but we’ve seen her have sex on TV, the only thing that makes her relevant and I guess that makes her one step above porn chick, so here’s to porn taken out of the Valley…and dropped in hollyood…. Leave your house, this bitch is so basic, there are hotter girls at the grocery store, in the fucking hardware store, EVERYWHERE….don’t celebrate her. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE Ariel Winter was There looking like a Korean prostitute – ready to give you a handjob just as soon as she finishes eating the all you can eat Korean BBQ….this could take a while….but while she does that – stare at that back….which could also take a while…because it’s so fucking big and to take it all in…takes work…porky fucking pig..what a fucking monster… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE The post The Critics Choice Awards Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
