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Dennis Hof is absolutely adamant that the Kardashian family hexed him as a result of owning the brothel that nearly killed their bizarrely beloved loser, Lamar Odom. Hof reported to TMZ that his house – a 2 million dollar rustic mansion in Reno, Nevada – burned almost entirely to the ground when an out-of-control “controlled burn” went … Well, obviously way out of control. It’s a funny thing, his idea that the Kardashians hexed him, truly. But here’s the rub, though – Hof’s house burned to ashes on the one-year anniversary of Lamar Odom’s overdose , leading Hof to believe that the Kardashians cursed him. Dennis told TMZ that this time next year, he planned to be on a remote island. We don’t know if he’s kidding or not, but after this kind of scare … we can’t say we’d blame him. Honestly, would you? As of late, the still-alive-for-whatever-reason Lamar isn’t doing so well. One of the prostitutes – Monroe by name – formerly employed at Hof’s Bunny Ranch revealed d etails about Odom’s overdose , and they weren’t pretty. In fact, they went far beyond embarrassing and sad. The sex worker revealed, “No sex occurred while Lamar was at the Love Ranch.” “I took the opportunity to strip him naked and gave him a full body massage.” “I was determined to have my way with his ample-sized penis,” she continued. “But he just couldn’t get it up.” With all the drugs in his system , that’s hardly surprising. The prostitute continued that all he wanted to do was drug and drug and “eat KFC,” and that the only connection they made was an emotional one or … whatever. “Lamar and I made a connection because we both were a little lonely due to recent losses in her lives,” she said. “I’d lost my boyfriend of eight years to a shooting, and he was distraught over his estranged wife, Khloe Kardashian .” Well, girl, you’ll always have KFC. As for the Kardashians hexing Hof’s home … we honestly wouldn’t be too surprised. We know how the K-Klan loves them some New Orleans, and what better place to learn the fine arts of Voodoo and Hoodoo? View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy
Apprentice Producers Reveal Donald Trump Insulted Khloe Kardashian Donald Trump has a lot of opinions on the physical appearance of women — and even more interesting ones on the best way to court them . Now, Apprentice producers are revealing that he had some slick isht to say about Khloe Kardashian while he was appearing on his show years ago…and hit her with the “you’re fired!” because of it. Rather than firing her based on poor performance or as a result of any other faux pas…Donald apparently searched for a reason to get rid of her because he was just plain tired of looking at her. Via Huffington Post : According to sources on the show, Trump complained to producers about Kardashian’s looks and itched to have her removed from the show. “He basically wanted to just get rid of her,” an editor on the show recalled. “He called her a ‘piglet.’” The editor said that Trump asked: “What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim. A second source at “The Apprentice” confirmed the incident, using similar words to describe what Trump said about the Kardashians. “He said: ‘Why don’t we fire Khloe? She is a fat piglet. Why did we get the ugly Kardashian?’” A third source, another editor, recalled the firing as being notable because of how personal Trump made it. “When they fired [her], it wasn’t on merit,” the editor said. “It was on him not liking her.” The editor said that Trump went to the staff and asked: “What’s the reason we can get her off [the show]?” Odd, since he seemed to have a lot of negative isht to say about Kim, too . We just find it amazing that someone who looks at THIS in the mirror every day… …would have ANYTHING to say about how any woman looks. SMH. Instagram/AP/Getty
Lindsay Lohan wore a hijab while visiting Syrian refugees, which I guess is a cause close to her hot as she has immersed herself into Russia and arabic, they are the only people rich enough to support her life of luxury needs, while being impressed that the infidel was white girl, almost transparent white – from the movies. I am a fan of Lohan and all her identity crisis, outbursts of crazy, philanthrobic ventures, because I know at her core that it all stems from being robbed of her childhood, not having a real identity of her own, and attempting to have substance, or give back to things she may or may not understand, because the only cause that will allow her near by is one that is in desperate need of help…she’s also got a lot of time on her hands and Hollywood doesn’t give a fuck about her anymore…so she’s doing what she can to either get noticed, talked about, or to seemingly sleep better at night knowing she burned through millions of dollars that could have actually helped these people instead of pay for legal bills, her drugs, and hotel rooms during her manic era… You it’s nice to see she’s trying to appear to have a soul..but none of these people actually have souls. It’s all self serving bullshit…and this is what she had to say about her conversion to Muslim in this dark time, after dabbling in other religions from Jewish to Catholic….Lesbian…depending on what dick was inside her at the time…including but not limited to Samantha Ronsons’… I met a wonderful aid worker (Azize) at The Refugee Camp in Antep. She saw that my eyes lit up when I told her that her headscarf is beautiful. She waved to me and said, come with me, I followed her and she gifted it to me. I was so moved and touched by this that I wanted to wear it in appreciation for all of the generosity and love I received from everyone at the camp It’s all so silly…but to make things sillier… Let’s ask your president what he thinks of this….and according to a 2004 Howard Stern interview – that seems to be the go to on Trump’s opinion of things very important to being the next president…. “There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?” Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern. “Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?” The Hijab didn’t last long – she was off to hosting club nights in Athens the next day… Lindsay Lohan apparently is part of a club in Athens – which is very Muslim…of her….make that money off white people… The post Lindsay Lohan Supports Refugees of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Hope you’re ready to see what could possibly be the sweetest moment in Teen Mom OG history! Sure, you’re probably used to Farrah yelling at anyone unfortunate enough to cross her path and Catelynn and Tyler crying about their marriage , but trust us, this is going to be a welcome break from the drama. Grab your tissues, because it’s about to get adorable in here. Taylor McKinney Explains His Relationship with Bentley This is a sneak peek from next week’s episode, and if you didn’t appreciate Maci Bookout’s brand new husband already, you sure as hell will now. In this clip, Taylor McKinney has a couple of friends over to look at his new baby, Maverick, and to drink some beers. Taylor’s buddies ask him what it’s like to be a father to three kids, and while Taylor admits it’s chaotic, he seems to be very happy. He mentions that Bentley, Maci’s son with Ryan Edwards, is with his father at the moment, and one of his friends points out that it’s a “scary thought, when they’re over at someone else’s house and you don’t know how they’re getting parented or how people are treating them.” It’s a fair point, and it only gets fairer when you consider that a great deal of people seem to think that Ryan is possibly on drugs at the moment . Throw that on top of Ryan’s general disinterest in parenting, and it must be hard for Taylor and Maci to send Bentley over to be with him. But, as Taylor’s buddy tells him, “Later in life, Bentley will realize that you don’t have to do anything that you do. Being a stepdad, you’re there by your own choice. He’ll appreciate it. I mean, it’s big.” And that’s when Taylor began a heartfelt, touching little speech about what Bentley means to him. And it is amazing . “I don’t feel like I’m doing anything extra,” Taylor says. “It’s just the way I was raised. I’m just going what I’m supposed to do.” “I knew early on, before I moved out here, the role I was taking on and I wasn’t going to come into his life and leave. If I was going to come in, I was going to be a father figure and teach him everything my dad taught me.” “So I don’t feel like I treat Bentley any different than I would treat Jayde or Maverick. To me, he’s mine, and not that I’m trying to replace Ryan, it’s just that when he lives over here, I don’t want him to feel any different. I don’t want him to feel like he’s a stepson and I’m favoring them.” “If anything, I feel like I go out of my way to put him first.” Taylor then, if you can even believe it, shows off a tattoo of an anatomical heart with three names surrounding it: Jayde, Maverick, and Bentley. It’s just so nice to see a guy on Teen Mom actually be a good guy, you know? Right now, Teen Mom OG features Tyler Baltierra, who, while usually sweet, has been acting like a real jackass lately towards Catelynn Lowell. There’s Matt Baier, Amber Portwood’s guy, who is a well-documented deadbeat dad and who is just generally shady. Along with Matt, there’s also Gary Shirley, the father of Amber’s daughter, Leah, who’s always trying to upset or hurt Amber. Then there’s Simon Saran, Farrah Abraham’s sometimes boyfriend, and you know any guy who made the choice to date Farrah can’t be great. And, of course, there’s Ryan Edwards, Bentley’s father … though he hasn’t acted like a father for most of Bentley’s life. We can’t expect all these dudes to be as sweet as Taylor seems to be, but damn, would it hurt them to at least try? View Slideshow: Maci Bookout-Taylor McKinney Wedding Photos!
Kim Kardashian did not show up on Tuesday night for a rather big family event: The Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 12 wrap party. This was very likely due to the trauma of being robbed at gunpoint in Paris just over a week ago, as Kim continues to recover from this heinous, life-altering crime. But the absence was especially notable because rumors of this program’s cancelation continue to persist throughout the Internet. According to the above Life & Style cover, for example, Kim has “walked away” from the series because it places her life in “danger.” This claim likely isn’t true, but the gist of it probably is: Ever since Kardashian saw her life flash before her eyes last week – when she was bound and gagged and believed she was going to be raped – multiple sources have said she will withdraw from the spotlight going forward. So it would make some sense that she’d be hesitant to put her wealth and fame on full display every Sunday night on E!. But still. Kardashian has a contract to appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and she makes MILLIONS off the show. We don’t think she’s going anywhere any time soon. Last night, however, Kris Jenner hosted the Season 12 wrap party, with guests posing inside a photo booth throughout the evening. As you can see above and below, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Scott Disick were all on hand… and all having a blast in the wake of Keeping Up with the Kardashians concluding its latest string of episodes. Kim was nowhere to be seen. Does this mean chatter of the cancelation of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is accurate? Again, we doubt it. We know multiple websites have made this claim and we know that Kim has remained off the social media radar entirely ever since last week’s robbery. She lost more than just millions of dollars in jewelry as a result of that incident. In a way, she lost her innocence. She was made acutely aware of certain kinds of people out there and how they can pose a threat both to herself and to her family. It’s easy to see how she’ll never be the same as a result of this confrontation. At the moment, however, Keeping Up with the Kardashians is scheduled to resume airing Season 12 episodes on October 23. All of those installments were filmed several weeks ago, of course, so there will be no mention of Kim’s robbery or any of the fallout. By the time Season 13 starts shooting, Kim will be many months removed from the most frightening six minutes of her life. It’s safe to assume that distance will make it easier for her to appear on the series and, let’s face it, the incident will also give Keeping Up with the Kardashians a lot of fresh material. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK We’re not saying Kim faked the robbery; nor we are saying her reaction to it in the days since is insincere. We’re just saying that the show purports to take us behind the scenes of this famous family and producers now have a major storyline to focus on when Season 13 kicks off, likely some time in 2017. Hang in there, Kim Kardashians.
Lily-Rose Depp’s career is taking off in a big way, and the 17-year-old actress, model, and daughter of Johnny seems to be on the verge of becoming a household name in her own right. Sure, like any teen she’s made some mistakes, but fortunately, no one watches Kevin Smith movies, so she should have no trouble bouncing back from the atrocity that was Yoga Hosers . Of course, with success in Hollywood comes the many pitfalls of fame, including tabloids and social media vultures scrutinizing your appearance at every turn. As you can see, Lily-Rose is a bit on the thin side, even by model standards. Radar Online recently published photos of the teen out for lunch in West Hollywood and described her as “scary skinny” and “dangerously thin.” We wouldn’t go quite that far. Yes, Lily is a model, and ladies in her profession tend to go light on the calorie intake, but she’s also 17. That’s significant because teenagers tend to have rapid-fire metabolisms. Remember subsisting on a diet of fried chicken and malt liquor your freshman year of high school and never gaining a pound? Okay, maybe that was just us, but the point is, your metabolism slows down with age, so it’s really not that weird for someone Lily-Rose’s age to be a few pounds under what might be considered a healthy weight. She may have slimmed down a bit lately, but there could be any number of reasons for that, and we doubt it’ll negatively impact her health. As for her career, Ms. Depp is blowing up lately. In fact, her dad predicts she’ll be an A-lister in no time. Of course, he also says Lily-Rose’s sudden success worries him . We guess that’s not surprising. Any dad would be concerned in Johnny’s position, and Depp knows more than anyone how cruel Hollywood can be to newcomers and grizzled vets alike. But we’re sure he’s doing his best to keep an eye on her. In fact, it looks like he’s employing a wide variety of disguises, following Lily-Rose to her premiere events in hats, weird facial hair, and a truly baffling number of scarves. What do you mean that’s just how he dresses? We kid, Johnny!
It’s been a real tough time to be Ryan Edwards lately. Well, to be fair, it’s never seemed like a great adventure to be Ryan Edwards: the Teen Mom OG star has been pretty obnoxious for as long as he’s been on television . Remember back in the 16 and Pregnant days when Maci gave birth to Bentley and Ryan was distant and immature and weird? Yeah, not much has changed. And if it has, it’s only changed for the worse. Just a couple of months ago, Ryan got himself in the news because he was bragging about killing cats . No, really, that’s a thing this terrible human being did. He used a “dead cats” hashtag and everything. Ryan said he was upset because feral cats had been peeing around his house and scratching his boat — heaven forbid animals have bodily functions and natural instincts, right? — but after he found out he was being investigated for felony animal cruelty , he changed his tune. According to a source, he claimed that he made everything up about the cat murders , and he did it all “to build hype.” It seems like the investigation isn’t over yet, so we guess only time will tell if Ryan is awful for killing animals or awful for pretending that he did for attention. All this is to say that Ryan is the worst. His title of “The Worst” is so well-deserved that in this week’s episode of Teen Mom OG, his own father disowned him . In an interview with a producer, Ryan’s dad, Larry, explained that he kicked Ryan out of the house, and that it was “a long time coming.” “I’m over his lies. I’m over his laziness, selfishness. I’m done with it,” Larry said. “I’m done with him forever. I don’t want him anywhere around me ever.” “And I never wanna be around him ever ’cause I’m tired of that bloodsucking leech. I’m over it.” It seemed like a really harsh way for a father to talk about his son. But based on some other clips from the episode, Larry might just have another reason for kicking Ryan out. See, a lot of people seem to think that Ryan may have developed a little drug problem thanks, in large part, to his appearance in the new episode: “Ryan is starting to look like he’s on something?” one Teen Mom fan observed on Twitter. “Like he’s tweaking on meth? I hope not, but his eyes were bugging out!” “Is Ryan on drugs?” another fan wondered. “His eyes never look focused. It makes me nervous. I can barely watch when he’s on TV.” Other watchers noted that “Bentley doesn’t even seem interested in being at Ryan’s house,” and the real kicker? It was Father’s Day when Ryan was acting like this much of a mess. So yes, if, as many people are theorizing, Larry actually kicked Ryan out because of his alleged drug use, that would be a little more understandable, right? Tough love is real, and sometimes it’s necessary. Whatever’s going on with Ryan, let’s just hope he’s able to get it together. Drugs or no drugs, he seems to be in a really horrible place. View Slideshow: 25 Most Insane Teen Mom Moments of All Time
Vicki Gunvalson is always keeping everyone updated on the status of her love tank. So imagine her surprise when The Real Housewives of New York ‘s LuAnn de Lesseps thought the O.C. blond was moving in on her man. Gunvalson recapped the argument for Andy Cohen on the October 10th episode of Watch What Happens Live . At the time, the Countess was seeing Rey Setter, the high-brown hot mess she ran into at Dorinda Medley and John Mahdessian’s dry cleaning party. There, Setter tried to explain to Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan that he and LuAnn were a thing, but he was a bit overserved so none of it really made any sense. According to Gunvalson, de Lesseps got territorial with her while they were all out together. “Luann and I got in a fight that night because she thought that I wanted him,” Gunvalson said. “I’m like, ‘I don’t want him, he’s yours.’ I just met him…I don’t know who he is, but she’s like, ‘Keep your hands off him’…he was all over me…who is he?'” Those frisky Housewives! “He was like, ‘I want your number, I think your beautiful,'” Gunvalson added. “Luann, you can have him. I’m good.” Setter posted a memo to his Instagram account back in May, clarifying that whiel he and de Lesseps did date, they were no longer together. “I know most of you would like to know, I was seeing Luann for about a year,” Setter explained. “We met at the NBC after party at NO8 in NYC, we had an instant attraction. Soon after we spent our weekends in the Hamptons, and Europe. Shortly after fall fashion week we mutually decided to go our separate ways. “I wish her all the best. #nyc #rhony #bravo #rey #tbt” De Lesseps is set to marry businessman Tom D’Agostino on New Year’s Eve in Palm Beach, even though he was caught making out with another woman last season on RHONY . Gunvalson, meanwhile, is dating retired cop Steve Lodge .
