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Jennifer Lawrence: I Haven’t Had Sex in So Long My Hymen Grew Back!

Jennifer Lawrence is currently making the media rounds to promote the release of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 , which means she’s offering even more charmingly quirky remarks to the press than usual. Lawrence’s interview with Vogue has already proven to be a treasure trove of quotable weirdness, and that was before the release of a new excerpt in which J-Law discusses her nonexistent sex life and magical lady parts: “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Jen tells the magazine, while conducting a tour of her house. “Literally zero magic has happened in here…Cheers to my hymen growing back!” Yes, it’s hard to believe that a woman who can fit dozens of marshmallows in her mouth would ever find herself without a date, but apparently Jen’s gone so long without gettin’ any that the lack of activity is having a Benjamin Button-like effect on her vadge. Elsewhere in the interview, the 25-year-old actress addresses the topic of those nude Jennifer Lawrence photos that spread across the Internet like wildfire with boobs in August of 2014. “Have you seen me naked?” she asks her interviewer.  The guy either didn’t answer or didn’t print his response, but considering there was a brief period last year when you couldn’t open a laptop without a naked J-Law judging you with her eyes, we don’t think she needs to ask anyone else that question. View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts

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Jennifer Lawrence: I Haven’t Had Sex in So Long My Hymen Grew Back!

Jennifer Lawrence is currently making the media rounds to promote the release of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 , which means she’s offering even more charmingly quirky remarks to the press than usual. Lawrence’s interview with Vogue has already proven to be a treasure trove of quotable weirdness, and that was before the release of a new excerpt in which J-Law discusses her nonexistent sex life and magical lady parts: “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Jen tells the magazine, while conducting a tour of her house. “Literally zero magic has happened in here…Cheers to my hymen growing back!” Yes, it’s hard to believe that a woman who can fit dozens of marshmallows in her mouth would ever find herself without a date, but apparently Jen’s gone so long without gettin’ any that the lack of activity is having a Benjamin Button-like effect on her vadge. Elsewhere in the interview, the 25-year-old actress addresses the topic of those nude Jennifer Lawrence photos that spread across the Internet like wildfire with boobs in August of 2014. “Have you seen me naked?” she asks her interviewer.  The guy either didn’t answer or didn’t print his response, but considering there was a brief period last year when you couldn’t open a laptop without a naked J-Law judging you with her eyes, we don’t think she needs to ask anyone else that question. View Slideshow: Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue: 6 Surprising Facts

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Celebrity Cribs: See How Knicks Legend Patrick Ewing Is Living In His $7 Million NJ Mansion [Photos]

Look Around The New Jersey Residence Of NBA Great Patrick Ewing According to Realtor , New York Knicks legend Patrick Ewing is looking to sell his custom-built New Jersey home… Basketball Hall of Famer Patrick Ewing is selling his mansion in Cresskill, NJ, for $7 million. But if you’d rather just dabble in his luxe life, you can rent his place for $25,000 a month. The 11-time NBA All-Star, aka “The Hoya Destroya,” had the 10,524-square-foot manor custom-built in 2007, with “beyond top-of-the-line” features, according to listing agent Michele Kolsky. Some of those custom features include an elevator, lagoon-style swimming area, and basketball court (naturally). The seven-bedroom house has an open floor plan with hardwood floors, a spiral staircase in the foyer, and a two-story great room with a two-sided fireplace, floor-to-ceiling windows, and an interior balcony. The five bedrooms on the second floor each have a full-size bathroom. The master bathroom has a steam shower, fireplace, and private deck. Hit the flip to get a virtual tour of #33’s not-so-humble abode… Images via NJMLS

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Badu Box: Erykah Badu Relentlessly Roasts A Twitter Troll & Threatens To Take Her Man ‘Where He At?!’

“I’m gone take him…”– Badu Erykah Badu Roasts A Fan, Threatens To Take Her Man Erykah Badu , who’s known to get into lighthearted roasting sessions with fans via her @FatBellyBella account, recently shut a woman ALL the way down who went toe to toe with her online. The songstress has apparently been in a heated beef with Twitter user @GumboGoddess… U lose sir. https://t.co/dwVOOlOfce — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 12, 2015 Just messin with u. But did u read the article yet . It should answer all your questions. https://t.co/dwVOOlOfce — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 12, 2015 Things got especially however when she made a not so idle threat in Gumbo Goddess’ DMs about stealing her man. Ooop! If Badu threatens to take your man you just have to let her. He at yo house packin. https://t.co/PEA6wuky0b — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 13, 2015 Laugh, it’s just jokes people. If you got a healthy sense of humor…come sit by me. Other than that… go to lol. -badu — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 13, 2015 Or is it??? @GumboGodess see the baby don't even wanna look at u. pic.twitter.com/JMLitTQXBn — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 13, 2015 @GumboGodess ..u so ugly, The baby like ..”just focus on this pet milk …don't look up , just don't look up ..” pic.twitter.com/8Rfdm8B1X4 — ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) November 13, 2015 Hit the flip for more of Erykah Badu’s relentless roasting session.

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Justin Bieber Compares Himself to Amy Winehouse, Gandhi

Justin Bieber is rich and famous. He’s living out his dream as a musician and he has supermodels throwing themselves at him everywhere he turns. But Justin Bieber would not wish his life upon his worst enemy. The artist actually says this in the latest issue of NME. “I feel isolated,” Bieber tells the magazine, explaining why: “You’re in your hotel room and there are fans all around, paparazzi following you everywhere, and it gets intense. When you can’t go anywhere or do anything alone you get depressed. “I would not wish this upon anyone.” We don’t doubt life as a celebrity has its fault… but easy there, Justin. Do you really expect everyday folks to break out their violins because your fans can sometimes be too adoring? You just took a selfie with Jennifer Aniston . Life could be worse. “People see the glam and the amazing stuff, but they don’t know the other side. This life can rip you apart,” he shares. “I watched the Amy Winehouse documentary on the plane and I had tears in my eyes because I could see what the media was doing to her, how they were treating her. Just like Winehouse – who died of a drug overdose at age 27 – Bieber says people find it “funny” to continually “poke” him and “[push]” him down until there’s no more of himself.   View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts Bieber, of course, had himself a pretty tough 2014. He saw his reputation destroyed as a result of a DUI arrest… many loud parties… numerous examples of reckless driving… harassment of photographers… the time he hurled an egg at a neighbor  … and the time he peed in a restaurant mop bucket . Justin has mostly taken responsibility for these actions in the past. But not so much here. “It’s because of the way the ‘Justin Bieber brand’ was portrayed,” he explains by way of blame for his troubles. “I was a wholesome pop star who was so amazing who had nice hair and a f-ckin image that no one could ever live up to. “So when all this happened people were like, ‘Woah, let’s rip him apart.'” But wait! Bieber gets even more ridiculous. Look at who he compares himself to next. View Slideshow: 15 Times Justin Bieber Has Apologized for Being an Idiot “If you see Gandhi roll up a blunt, it’s different to seeing Ryan Gosling roll up a blunt. You wouldn’t give Ryan Gosling a hard time,” Bieber says. Yes, Justin Bieber really did just compare himself to Mahatma Gandhi, while simultaneously insinuating that Mahatma Gandhi has rolled up some blunts. We’re not sure which half of that statement is more absurd.

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Style Onscreen: The Hottest Outfits on TV This Week

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This week’s TV shows kept us entertained from the explosive drama on the return of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” to that inspiring moment when MJ fought her way back on air in the latest episode of “Being Mary Jane.” The fashion was just as memorable with our favorite television luminaries donning every brand from alice […]

Style Onscreen: The Hottest Outfits on TV This Week

Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day

Girls get mad when I tell them that they shouldn’t be making jokes, but they should instead be laughing at my jokes, because a woman’s job is to make me feel like a king, even if I know I am not, while looking cute, so that I have a pussy to target and fixate my performance on…I do it for you baby… I’m traditional and think ever good man has a strong woman running the house, raising the kids, and allowing him to fuck other girls because he has needs… While female comedians, are just depressing, masculine…and all their jokes are the fucking same… That said, Sarah Silverman, is one of those female comedians, who dudes liked a lot, they even thought she was hot, even though she was sloppy and manly, but always busty…and I guess if you like your obvious, cheap, easy to digest, basic, fart jokes for the simple mind, you might as well have it with a set of tits, instead of on a fat chick named Amy… All these bitches are pretty much the same fucking joke…over and over again…but I guess it works, because the market is women, and women love women, and dudes love women too…because of their tits.. I don’t really understand the appeal…I don’t understand female comedians…I don’t understand how Sarah Silverman got ahead or why she was so fucking hyped up….but I guess she made the right people laugh…and whether I think she is overrated or not…means nothing…so I just focus on the tits.. Tits…that she’s showing the world, now that she’s taking irritating comedy, I never understood, into a serious role, because comedy is low hanging fruit for insecure bitches who want to act and have all eyes on them…but don’t feel pretty enough, and I guess…she’s no longer too insecure anymore…because she’s putting it all out there…because her everything is her tits… The joke in all this is that she’s less sloppy now than she was 10 years ago….so I guess we should stare. The post Sarah Silverman Topless off the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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18 Celebrities Who Believe in Ghosts

As previously documented, plenty of celebrities out there have unusual fears . We're not ones to judge, of course, as plenty of celebrity gossip bloggers have unusual fears as well. But the following stars all have the SAME fear. According to very reliable sources (i.e. themselves!), these famous folks believe in ghosts… 1. Selena Gomez Selena Gomez told Jimmy Fallon in Octoner 2015 “I believe in ghosts.” She even has an app on her phone to track down any spirits in her vicinity. 2. Miley Cyrus In 2013, the artit told the following story to Elle Magazine, regaling readers with a tale about her London apartment: “I thought I had seen a little boy sitting on the sink watching me take a shower so I felt really freaked out. I was sitting there the next night and maybe I’m crazy, but I could have sworn I could see this little boy sitting there on the sink, kicking his feet.” Great. Now we’re scared, too. 3. Halle Berry After shooting the movie Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, Halle Berry claimed that she was visited by the ghost of the dead actress. We wonder if she liked the performance or not. 4. Lady Gaga In 2011, Lady Gaga said that she was haunted by a ghost named Ryan. No further details were revealed. 5. Kate Hudson The pretty star has said that she’s seen numerous ghosts in a house that her mother rented in London. She also claims to have been visited by the spirit of her late grandmother. 6. Demi Lovato “I go ghost hunting,” Lovato said in 2013. “My house in Texas is so ridiculously haunted. Not by a bad spirit, but a little girl. I think her name is Emily. I’ve had a medium come over and ghost hunters, and they both told me the same name, Emily.” View Slideshow

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Mariah Carey Moves ‘Dem Babies’ In With New Billionaire Boo…WITHOUT Telling Nick Cannon

Mariah Carey Moves In With James Packer Things have gotten very serious very quickly for Mariah Carey and billionaire businessman James Packer . They spent the entire summer together sailing all around the world with the twins in tow. Now, according to reports from TMZ , Mariah is so sure about this new man in her life that she’s already shacking up with him for good in his– after only 5 months of dating: Following her big Halloween soiree, Mariah’s staff packed up her stuff and moved it to Packer’s Beverly Hills home. She probably got a good deal with the movers … Packer’s house is only 5 minutes from the house she’s been renting. It’s a big move for Mariah and the Australian billionaire … we’re told they’ve openly discussed the end game … marriage. Apparently Mariah didn’t bother to run her and the twins’ new living arrangement past their father. Nick Cannon said in a statement to NYDN that he had no idea about the move: “America’s Got Talent” host Nick Cannon says nobody has told him that his recently divorced ex-wife, Mariah Carey has moved in with her billionaire beau, James Packer. “That’s news to me,” he told the Daily News about Carey’s new living situation. “I’m not even sure about it.” YIKES. One wound think the kids’ father at least needs to be sure of their address. Wonder why Mariah decided not to run this one past Nick?? SplashNews

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23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Prove She’s the Baddest B- in Danbury

When a cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of New Jersey gets sent up the river, you might think she's in for a world of pain. Not necessarily in this case. She's up at Danbury Federal Correctional, nicknamed Camp Cupcake, and Tre is no cupcake herself. These 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs prove that while prison is no picnic, she's one of the baddest b!tches in the minimum security lockup. 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. B!tch Slap a B!tch Sometimes b!tches just have a good b!tch slap coming. 4. MOTHERF–KER!!! Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 5. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. 6. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. View Slideshow

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