Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…
Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna… I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…
Here is Rihanna being a lesbian with her friend, if lesbianism meant wearing what look like bike shorts while topless by the pool in Barbados, in a 20 million dollar house, you probably would walk by as a girl, wishing one day it would be yours, only for it to actually be yours because you’re fucking Rihanna… I like to think lesbianism has more fisting….at least that’s what the fun lesbians do…
It’s a good thing Teresa Giudice made big bucks for her pre-prison interviews , because now that the former Housewife is behind bars, her paychecks won’t have quite as many zeroes. By which we mean, she’ll be lucky if there are any numbers in front of the decimal point. Teresa reported to prison on Monday, and sources say that like all other inmates at Danbury Correctional, she was likely put to work on day one. The exact nature of her job is unknown, but it almost certainly involves manual labor, and pays approximately jack squat. Teresa might make as little as 12 cents an hour. To make matters worse, since Teresa was found guilty of bankruptcy fraud , half of her pay has to go toward paying off her $414,588 debt to her creditors. One might think she’d really be regretting her shady actions at this point, but naturally, the reality-star-turned-jailbird is still finding ways to point the finger at everyone but herself. At first, Teresa blamed her husband for her legal woes, now she’s reportedly moved on to hating on her brother and sister-in-law, Joe and Melissa Gorga. “She thinks they made her look like a bad character [on the show] and that ultimately is why she had to go to jail,” an insider tells Radar Online. “What Teresa doesn’t realize is that she made herself look bad in terms of how she dealt with the charges.” “It’s sad that she can’t take accountability even at this stage.” Yes, “sad” is pretty much Teresa’s middle name these days. Watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey online to relive a time when Teresa was just pathetic, and not insanely depressing. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.
According to a recent tabloid report, Kanye West picks out clothing for Kim Kardashian every day of the week. But according to another tabloid report, style selection is only one way in which the rapper controls his wife’s life. “Kanye has a vision and wants everything to line up with that,” a friend of the couple supposedly tells Life & Style. “So he’s given Kim rules that she always follows.” Yes, rules . The magazine alleges that these rules include the following: NO MAKEUP AROUND THE HOUSE! WEST “likes her to be natural and has demanded that she wear less makeup – unless she’s going to a big event,” THE source says. “When she does go out, he insists she tone it down. He wants her to show their daughter, North, that natural is beautiful.” NO CONTACT WITH EXES! Neither Reggie Bush nor Kris Humphries received a Christmas card from Kim this year. Kanye reportedly insists the couple only chills with power players such as Jay Z and Beyonce, Anna Wintour and John Legend; and she is forbidden from contact with any ex-boyfriends of husband. “He basically controls who she goes out with,” sums up the insider. NO SPINOFFS! Don’t hold your breath for Kim and Kanye Take Manhattan Beach , E! viewers. “He already laid down the law about what she can and can’t do for work,” says this mole. “He doesn’t want her filming any of the spin-offs with [ Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian].” Fortunately, however, it appears as if Kanye is all for Kim Kardashian nude pictures. Thank goodness, right? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as Disney Couples 1. Kim and Kanye in The Lion King It’s the circle of life, folks. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were destined to appear in a version of The Lion King.
First came The Fappening, then came the Sony hacking, and now the hostile takeover of Snooki’s Instagram account by apparently well-meaning Arabic trolls. It’s the natural progression of things. Yes, this really happened. Earlier this week, several Snooki pictures and captions were deleted and replaced with messages in Arabic and the image of a person in a head scarf. Their objective? Unclear. Perhaps to make a point that was simple but profound. “We are Arabic hackers, but that doesn’t mean all of the Arabic people are bad,” one of the posts read. Good to know, guys. The mother of two, who just married baby daddy Jionni LaValle , wasn’t pleased with the intrusion and quickly took to Twitter to let her fans know about it. “Dude I get your playing this little game & it turns you on, but don’t delete pictures of my kids. Have a heart since clearly you got balls,” Snooki tweeted. Luckily the reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) regained control of her account and was able to post a series of family photos just in time for the New Year. “I have to say I love having this account because I get to share my life with you,” the 27-year-old captioned a photo with her newborn baby girl, Giovanna. And then we returned to remembering these classic Jersey Shore GIFs from Snook’s hung over haydey, and all was right with the universe once more … 17 Things Girls Say and Do When They’re Drunk 1. That’s My Jam! When you’re drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
New Year’s Eve marked 365 days since Kaley Cuoco married Ryan Sweeting in a surprise ceremony. We say “surprise” not just because Kaley and Ryan had only been dating for six months, but also because she was fresh from a relationship with Henry Cavil, and Ryan was/is an unknown former tennis pro. The wedding caught a lot of people off-guard, and plenty of nay-sayers didn’t expect these two to last a week. So maybe that’s why Kaley decided to share a last laugh with her Instagram users while celebrating her first full year of marriage. Kaley had sinus surgery last week and she’s clearly still not up to snuff. Fortunately, she’s got a sense of humor about her condition: “Happy new year from my husband who did not have painful sinus surgery from his wife who did!!!” Kaley captioned the above photo. She added: “He’s actually being a saint taking care of me, but the picture is still kinda funny!!!” Indeed it is. Mrs. Cuoco-Sweeting has been active on Instagram during her recovery, and it hasn’t all been surgery selfies and praise for her husband. A recently published interview in Redbook created controversy for a segment in which Kaley says she’s not a feminist because she enjoys “being a housewife.” She recently posted a vague, rambling apology that doesn’t really clear much up: “Some people have taken offense to my comments regarding feminism,” Kaley writes. “If you are in the ‘biz’ you are well aware of how words can be taken out of context.” “I’m completely blessed and grateful that strong women have paved the way for my success along with many others. I apologize if anyone was offended. Anyone that truly knows me, knows my heart and knows that I meant.” So there you have it. Kaley’s words were taken out of context because of “the biz,” or something. Many have pointed out that there was really no need for an apology in the first place, as Kaley was just explaining her position on a complex issue. Perhaps a year of marriage has taught Kaley that the ability to apologize when you didn’t actually do anything wrong can be an extremely useful skill. 33 Hottest Pics of Kaley Cuoco 1. Kaley Cuoco Bikini Photo The world’s hottest Kaley Cuoco bikini photo. Which is saying a lot.
WTF?! Ray J Makes Emergency 911 Call To Prevent Princess Love Murder-Suicide According to TMZ reports : Ray J was afraid his girlfriend was going to pull a murder-suicide — offing him and then herself — just days after rapper Earl Hayes did the same … at least according to his 911 call that day. TMZ broke the story … Ray J freaked last month when he broke up with Princess Love, and he says she threatened to kill herself with a gun. We’ve obtained the 911 call he made … begging the dispatcher to send police to check on Princess. He repeatedly mentioned the Hayes murder-suicide — and that he attempted, but failed, to take Love’s gun. One weird thing to listen for — Ray J can’t seem to decide if he left Princess in the house out of fear, or because … “I gotta go shoot a television show.” Yes, he really said he left her in the house, alone, because he had to shoot a TV show. “Love you, baby. Hope you’re still alive when I get back from set. If so, what do you wanna eat tonight?” SMFH. Image via WENN Continue reading →
Chris Brown And Karrueche Spend New Year’s Eve Together At The Supper Club R&B crooner Chris Brown and his long-time lady love Karrueche might just be the king & queen of the “break up to make up” dance. Speculation that Kae and Chris had patched things up following their messy break up early last month began when the two were seen walking their dog together around Christmas , and Breezy made it officially clear that all is well between them with this Instagram video clip of them ringing in the new year together at Supper Club in L.A.: Between this club-smooching and the massive yellow diamond rings that Breezy bought Karrueche for Christmas, we think it’s safe to say that they’re an item again. Round 8759607. Hit the flip for more pics of them coupled up in L.A. just before New Year’s. Continue reading →
McKenna Berkley here may not be a household name in the modeling world just yet, but if she keeps delivering sexy photoshoots like this one, that won’t be the case for much longer. But just as a fallback, I think McKenna should probably get herself a rich older boyfriend. And I think I fit the bill perfectly. You know, minus the whole rich part. Unless we’re counting Burger King coupons, in which case, I’m loaded. Call me!
