Her name is Aubrey O’Day, you barely know who the fuck she is, but you remember hearing her name because she had sex with Diddy when she was on his TV show…which spiralled into a life of getting fatter and fatter for her black audience, who likes a white bitch juicy as fuck, but more importantly, because she was eating her sads… That said, she’s got fit, still has a big booty, fucks a white guy who saw opportunity and didn’t care that her pussy was tainted, which is really unlike most white guys I know…you see I don’t care what a girl sticks in herself…from produce, to household objects, to men and women of different ethnicities…but for some reason…every white guy I know does…at least if it’s a black guy…it upsets them… It looks like she may have got a free cruise and did her own little catalog for them on her instagram…all bikini, all the time, and I think she looks pretty awesome for what I assume is a horrible person.
Detroit Official Shut Off Delinquent Water Accounts Totaling $75 Million via Think Progress As the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department moves to shut off water to thousands of residents who are delinquent on their bills, a coalition of activists is appealing to the United Nations High Commission for Human Rights to intervene on behalf of the bankrupt city’s most vulnerable citizens. Their report, filed Wednesday with the UN’s Special Rapporteur on the Human Right to Safe Drinking Water and Sanitation, alleges that the DWSD crackdown is part of an effort “to sweeten the pot for a private investor” to take over the city’s heavily-indebted water and sewer system as part of Detroit’s broader bankruptcy proceedings. One of the activist groups behind the report, the Detroit People’s Water Board, notes that city residents have seen water rates more than double over the past decade at the same time that the city’s poverty rate rose to nearly 40 percent, putting the cost of basic running water beyond reach for tens of thousands of households. Earlier this week, city lawmakers voted to raise water rates by a further 8.7 percent. Almost exactly 50 percent of the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department’s 323,900 total accounts were delinquent as of March, according to the Detroit News (via Nexis), with a combined $175 million in unpaid water bills outstanding. The department announced at that time that it would begin an aggressive campaign of water shutoffs, and a DWSD spokesman said that it has shut off water to nearly 7,000 separate clients since the beginning of April. DWSD mailed warnings about the shutoffs in March, but the People’s Water Board report says that some residents it interviewed either never received a warning notice or had their water shut off before the payment deadline printed in the notices had passed. One key piece of the activists’ complaint has to do with allegedly disparate treatment of residential and commercial clients by the DWSD. The People’s Water Board claims that delinquent business entities “have not been targeted in the same way as residential users,” a claim the department strongly disputes. “There are no sacred cows. We aren’t discriminating in terms of individuals or businesses,” DWSD spokesman Bill Johnson said in an interview. “Last month we shut off about 3,600 accounts, both businesses and residential. Everybody is getting cut off who is $150 or 60 days in arrears. That is our policy and we’re ramping up our enforcement of that policy.” The department has not yet had time to break out the data on water shutoffs by client category, Johnson said, but he hopes to be able to report exact figures on the number of business clients who have lost water access soon. The DWSD’s roughly $5 billion in debts have turned out to be the most difficult piece of Detroit’s bankruptcy, after initially seeming to be on track for a rapid resolution. Neighboring counties have balked at absorbing the city system into a regional water and sewer authority, and subsequent plans to privatize the city’s water services have been criticized as too rapid, too costly, and too damaging to residents’ quality of life. The system’s massive backlog of delinquent bills makes it harder to convince anyone, whether private company or public authority, to shoulder the DWSD’s obligations. But if the water shutoffs were aimed at making the department look like a shinier prize in bankruptcy negotiations, they would likely be targeted at corporate clients directly, for the same reason that Depression-era gangsters robbed banks: that’s where the money is. Shutterstock
In a bizarre interview published last week, Lana Del Rey glamorized premature death , and hinted that she’d like to emulate her idols Amy Winehouse and Kurt Cobain by not living to see 30. Naturally, a lot of people took offense to this mind-blowingly foolish statement, and one of the critics of Lana’s comments knows all too well about the pain that can be caused by one person’s reckless disregard for their own health and well-being. Frances Cobain lost her father – legendary Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain – when she was just a year old. Lana Del Rey: I Wish I Was Dead! The young artist was understandably upset by Lana’s comments and has made her feelings clear on Twitter: “@LanaDelRey the death of young musicians isn’t something to romanticize,” Cobain tweeted. “I’ll never know my father because he died young & it becomes a desirable feat because people like you think it’s ‘cool.'” “Well it’s not,” Cobain continued. “Embrace life, because you only get one life. The ppl you mentioned wasted that life.” Wow. Surprisingly insightful comments from 21-year-old – particularly one partially raised by Cobain’s notoriously troubled widow, Courtney Love. Recently, a new note found at the scene of Cobain’s death seemed to suggest that the marriage between the two singers was a deeply hostile one. Shortly thereafter, Love’s father suggested she was involved in Cobain’s death . Needless, to say it remains an ugly situation more than 20 years after Cobain’s death, so it’s plain to see why Frances might object to someone romanticizing her troubled family. It should be noted, however, that Lana has accused The Guardian of misquoting her in the controversial interview in question. 7 Iconic Photos of Kurt Cobain 1. Kurt Cobain: Unplugged Kurt performing on MTV. Nirvana’s “Unplugged” show became one of the network’s highest-rated broadcasts.
Bethenny Frankel’s talk show was canceled back in February, and the former Real Housewife claimed she was happy it was over, as she felt “diluted” and “constricted” by the daytime chat format. Well, apparently she felt even more diluted and constricted by not getting a paycheck, because new reports indicate that Bethenny is in “serious talks” to join the long-running panel discussion show “The View.” “The View is looking for someone to spice up the show,” a source tells VH1. “Someone with lots of opinions and a big personality and Bethenny is at the top of the list.” As an opinionated, highly vocal co-host with a reality TV background, Frankel would make an ideal replacement for former Survivor contestant Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Hasselbeck left The View last year for a gig at Fox News. Of course, Bethenny may want to wait until things settle down a bit in her personal life before she makes any major professional commitments. Recently, Frankel settled her custody battle with Jason Hoppy after a long, bitter dispute that damaged the reputations of both parties. While Frankel has yet to make any official announcement, a source says that she’s, “very interested in getting back to TV,” adding: “It is the only job she knows. She’s telling friends that she thinks she can save The View.” Real Housewives: Before They Were Reality Stars! 1. Lisa Vanderpump: Before The Real Housewives Aww, Beverly Hills housewife Lisa Vanderpump showed off this sweet flashback photo.
How did Child Protective Services miss this? Willow Smith Harbors Over 10 Pet Snakes In Her Bedroom We all know the Smith kids are basically free to do whatever , wherever , with whomever they want, so really nothing about their home life should come as much of a shock. Apparently in addition to sharing “platonic cuddle time” with grown men and independently practicing new-age cult religions, young Willow curls up in bed at night with multiple snakes because…she can. Via MailOnline : The 13-year-old daughter of actors Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith is reportedly so ‘obsessed’ with snakes she has as many as 10 as pets. And what’s more, they sleep in her room and she even ‘cuddles’ with them in bed, according to Us Weekly. ‘She has 10 sleeping in her room and some aren’t in cages!’ an insider reveals of the slithering reptiles, whose presence causes fear in many. The source goes on to reveal that her 15-year-old big brother Jaden is equally enamoured with the creatures, whom he refers to rather strangely as his ‘girlfriends’. ‘They slither into his bed and curl up with him!’ the insider says. The publication reports that the Whip My Hair singer got her first boa constrictor back in 2008, when she was just seven years old. It’s surprising that one can have so many snakes as pets when LA has such strict laws relating to other animals – with one household only permitted to house three dogs unless they seek consent and are given express permission to have more. Will and Jada, we just have one quick question for you….W.T.F.????
Afra…which I assume is not her real name, is one of the American Apparel hipster recruits pre-Dov Charney, the founder and creative mind behind it, got fired…for being a pervert… The interesting thing in all this is that he is no longer needed to head the band, everyone in the world is wearing their clothes and taking pics in their style, and more importantly showing their nipples on the street. It has been a hugely influential brand, that is the Gap of the youth generation of today, and is not going anywhere, because this is how I assume take pics of themselves for their instagram without the need of some creeper in his 40s to coax them…. His job is done, his impact and legacy left behind in nipples we would normally never see, lightening up the entire world…and that’s pretty impressive… Most perverts I know just sit at home and masturbate all day, few hire and fuck and photograph their half naked staff…pretty good hustle he had… Here’s Afra…in a tribute series to Dov Charney that starts now, but continues every time I leave the house.
Kate Gosselin admits she pushed her enormous brood to return to reality TV for the money, but notes that money is useful when you have eight mouths to feed. She could also not care at all if you don’t like her parenting. Kate Gosselin to Haters: Step Off! “Hear me very clearly,” the star of TLC’s special Kate Plus 8: Sextuples Turn 10 said in an interview with E! in response to her oft-maligned TV return. “If there was another way to singly support eight children, you would not know this name and I would be on an island somewhere, and so would [the children]. “You would never hear from any of us again.” Certain detractors would probably be willing to throw in on a Kickstarter campign to send her to an island somewhere … hmm, someone get on that? “Having said that,” she adds, “this is a pretty fantastic way to feed my children, keep them in an amazing house, at an amazing school, and make memories.” “I understand this situation because I landed on TV somehow. This is just part of that. I look at it as work; the kids are with me, they run in and out of the frame, and we go to cool places sometimes.” “That’s just my life and cameras are there.” Kate Gosselin: Forcing Kids to Film? Indeed it is, and she makes no apologies. At all. In response to the (many) critics who don’t like what they see on those cameras, Kate has a simple message when it comes to her parenting decisions: “Am I concerned about people’ who have no bearing on our lives? No. My main concern is the eight human beings who I was put in charge of raising to the best of my ability.” “Do I have all the answers? The answer is no. Do I do everything right? The answer is absolutely not. Do I do my best? One hundred percent of the time.” That includes laying down the law on her kids, who she insists want to be on TV despite the apparent Gosselin kids revolt on TLC and the Today show smackdown . Kate says, “I would not have signed up for [the special] without asking them. I asked and they were excited and wanted to know immediately when the crew was arriving.” Maybe after she threatened them. Kate Gosselin: 23 Photos of a Terrible Mother 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems.
Olivia Wilde goes buck wild, and buck naked, in Third Person . Netflix’s House of Cards has released its second naked season on Blu-ray, and Joy Ride 3 will have you grabbing your stick shift!
Chelsea Handler is set to revolutionize the talk show industry. The comedian, who will wrap up her E! talk show on August 26, has signed a deal with Netflix that is comprised of three parts: A one-hour stand-up special, based on her sold-out tour, “Uganda Be Kidding Me” on October 10. Four new docu-comedy specials that feature Handler going on topics that range from NASCAR to politics; from Silicon Valley to the NBA draft. A talk show that debuts in early 2016 and which viewers can call up via Netflix at any time. Said Handler via statement: “If I was going to continue working in this industry, I knew I had to do something outside the box to keep myself interested. I wanted to sit with the cool kids at lunch, so I approached Netflix to make sure they were as cool as I thought they were, and when I confirmed my suspicions, like with any other future lover, I made my move. “I’m more excited than I’ve been in awhile, and the team at Netflix is the most forward thinking, alert group I’ve sat down with in ages. No offense to the Shahs Of Sunset .” Netflix, of course, has established itself as a go-to company thanks to breakout hits House of Cards and Orange is the New Black . Added Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos: “The Internet has disrupted many of the conventions of traditional television and together with Chelsea Handler, Netflix is looking forward to reimagining the late night talk show for the on-demand generation, starting with the late night part… “Chelsea has built a huge following on tour, on nightly TV and through her best-selling books, and we can’t wait to introduce her breathtakingly honest and irreverent voice to our global membership.”
If you’re already wondering how you’ll get your sexy vampire fix after True Blood’s final season comes to a close this summer, worry not: Sookie Stackhouse and company may be Broadway-bound. True Blood creator Alan Ball is reportedly working with HBO and composer Nathan Barr to produce a musical version of the beloved HBO series. Of course, in order to really stay true to the spirit of Bon Temps, the show would have to be a strictly 18-and-older affair. “This was something that I pitched to Alan Ball and HBO,” said Barr at a recent season seven premiere party. “I think we’re really trying to return to the roots of the show.” In other words, don’t expect all of your favorite vamps, werewolves, and telepathic fairies to appear on stage, as the musical will focus mainly on the beginning stages of Sookie’s story. Still, it’s exciting news for diehard True Blood fans…or just folks who want to see naked people on stage, but can’t bring themselves to go to a strip club. No word on whether any of the series’ cast members will make the transition to Broadway, but at least one star seems to be interested: Stephen Moyer performed with Carrie Underwood in NBC’s The Sound of Music and says he helped Barr prepare sample musical numbers to present to HBO. If you can’t wait for the musical version, watch True Blood online at TV Fanatic. True Blood: 7 Sex and Violence Highlights! 1. Bill and Sookie: True Blood’s Sexiest Couple Bill and Sookie from True Blood. The actors who portray them – Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin – are married in real life.
