This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story. The post Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here are a bunch of random pics of celebrity, models, actresses, uselessness from their snapchat and instagram….I really didn’t put too much effort into this, I am napping, so there’s a mix of all kinds of shit…I avoided the straight up instagram models I like to avoid and I forgot the names of most people, models, you probably jerk off to…so take this half assed list….and remember all lists on the internet are clickbait, half assed, lazy, put together quickly because no one actually cares about journalism, not to mention, if you like a celebrity bitch, you probably follow her and don’t need me shitting on her over a blog to see this shit…right…right…. 1- Bar Refaeli Pregnancy….which seems to be a common thread that people announce their pregnancy on social media….so Bar Refaeli is pregnant….something that usually happens to Jewish girls at 30….I wonder how many pregnancy test companies she pitched to get this pic… 2- Izabel Goulart doing Fitness Porn…because she’s a half naked model…and making guys jerk off in the least porny, wholesome way is her thing… 3- Maria Menounos – Not Famous for very much, but white trash like her and you’re white trash, but in a Bikini 4- Anastasia Ashley…because heels in a slutty gold bikini with champange is pretty good NYE concept “art” 5- Lena Dunham….crass, fat, vile, disgusting, Terrifying 6- ELiza Dushku – Because it was Her Birthday…she’s 100. 7 – Melissa Reeves – Because I don’t know who or what the fuck she is… 8- Keke Palmer – Because 2015 was the Year of Black Lives Matter, 2016 the year of Blacklives in Bikinis Matter 9- Ashley Tisdale – Feet for the Foot Fetishists…and Tonya… 10- Nicola Peltz – Who isn’t famous but who is a rich kid and who was in Transformers replacing Megan Fox, therefore famous enough for her ass to get on this site… 11 – Bella Thorne – and friends…including her slutty coattail riding sister because she’s the new Lohan and in being the new Lohan – people are obsessed 12- Lindsay Lohan – “Happy New Years beautiful lands of the world that we visit, Mother Nature and Earth. God bless All in this year to come. Love and Live” and “God bless all and #happy2016 may us all have a full, loving, giving and prosperous new year!!!! ” – Crazy bitch.. A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Dec 30, 2015 at 4:28am PST 13- Maitland Ward because she is also about as relevant as Lohan…busty redhead child star gone mad…. 14- Micaela Schaefer because she’s about as relevant as Maitland Ward and they use the same fame whoring tactics… 15- Hayley Joel Osment Playing His Sister Emily because it is more marketable… 16- Nadine Velazque – Clever….. 17- Jamie Chung – Flashing in the Snow… 18- Emmy Rossum – Awkward as Fuck 19- Britney Spears…Still Crazy….begging for you to help her escape. 20- Jessica Alba – bottom feeding and peddling her own bullshit products to increase sales like the puppet money grubbing shameless cunt she is 21- Jessica Simpson is the NYE Gas Guzzler – which would explain why she’s half retard 22- Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret Model…and her instagram ass 23 – Stella Maxwell and Lily Rose Depp – Because Hipster models hanging with celebrity tweens is a good time for the coke dealer… Here’s Stella Maxwell Showing off her Model Moves on her last hike of 2015…no wonder she gets paid a lot… A video posted by Stella! (@stellamaxwell) on Dec 31, 2015 at 4:30pm PST 24 – Nina Agdal Finds Her True Purpose in the World….”Im very disappointed in all of you!!! Apparently you dont care for my food, travel or work out pictures. I hope to find my pants in 2016!!” 25- Shay Mitchell – Because she’s in a bikini and on a popular TV Show 26- Lindsay Pelas – Because she’s got huge tits and a lot of followers on instagram because of her huge tits.. 27 – Charlotte McKinney – Because she’s also got huge tits and a lot of follower, even TV show deals because of her huge tits… 28- Alessandra Ambrosio – Frenching Some Dude I assume she had her kids with, but even if she didn’t, is probably rich because models are hookers or at least a variation of hooker… 29- Bieber choking out a bitch trying to use him for followers…then the bitch choking out Bieber…because Gender Equity in 2016….fascinating… 30- Alyssa Milano is a Weirdo Pervert about BReast Feeding – “Almost 16 months of breastfeeding Elizabella. It’s been one of the greatest joys in my life to breastfeed my babies” and realizes that people are also weirdo perverts about breast feeding…since two of her most popular pics are breast feeding… 31- Kate Hudson High Altitude Timelapse Yoga because bendy girls, even old and broken girls, excites me… A video posted by Kate Hudson (@katehudson) on Dec 29, 2015 at 1:46pm PST 32- Victoria Justice and Madison Reed – because they are some jailbait the perverts on the forums seem to fucking love because they are fucking perverts… 33- Christie Brinkley – because at 79 years old, I would still sniff her dirty bikini bottoms….she’s even hotter than her daughters…one is barely 18…. 34- Katherine McPhee Kissing Her Friend Because that’s what you do on New Years…unless you have a cold sore or are hated and disgusted by all… 35- Madison Beer – Because she’s got tits and is in bikini paparazzi pics and people are loving her…even though I have no fucking clue who the fuck she is… 36- How about some Ava Sambora because she’s 18, Heather Locklear’s daughter, and in a bikini showing off…why the fuck not..right The post Top “More Famous that Me” Bitches On New Years Eve of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
2015 was one hell of a year for nudity, and we spent so much time talking about a handful of nude scenes, there are some you may have forgotten about or missed altogether. Here are eight you’ll kick yourself for missing! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Brittny Gastineau slips a nip at the beach ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Willa Holland’s ass cheek ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Daria Malygina nude in black and white ( egotasticallstars.com ) Kayla Kiss shows off her huge knockers ( boobieblog.com ) More topless pics of Khloe Kardashian ( thenipslip.com ) The Top 10 Episodes of The Simpsons ( doubleviking.com ) Elle MacPherson looks devastating in a bikini ( steakwood.com ) Bar Rafaeli would be the sexiest farmer’s daughter ( fleshbot.com )
Erica Mena Explains Why She Quit LHHNY Erica Mena was known as one of the angriest birds to ever grace VH1 but the reality star now explains why she didn’t film the LHHNY reunion with the cast and calls the show “boring” without her… Chrissy, Rich, Cyn, they all played this big role in saying f—ing lies about me so that when I said what I said, I came across to America as harsh. What they were portraying wasn’t real and they were able to fool the world. I was harsh because it was like “Now, let me tell you the real deal.” Chrissy is a woman who came on the show with a made-up accusation just so she could cross paths with me. If you took away the lies about me from her, how many scenes would she have had? Her and her little drummer boy [Chink Santana] boyfriend’s story line was completely boring and no one cared. People target other people for a reason. The head honcho is the head honcho and she gets her fair share of it but this head honcho is able to handle it. Erica says the VH1 show is “extremely boring” without her but she’ll be back on your screen soon… I wasn’t sad to see the show go on without me. If anything it was boring and I think the audience agrees that it’s extremely boring without me. This past year I’ve had time to get my life back in the sense where now my recent [relationship] status has everyone wondering, “Are they together? Are they not together?” I feel like this relationship isn’t on television, so I don’t owe the world an answer but it just proves that people are interested in my life. What people fail to realize is that when I first got approached to do Love & Hip Hop it because I was supposed to be spinning off and becoming the headliner for [another Love & Hip Hop] city which wasn’t New York. I feel like me and the network have established a relationship so who is to say what could be next. I feel like I am built for this world and I’ve always been a very open person. The world isn’t done watching Erica Mena on TV and I know that. It was all good just a couple seasons ago! Continue reading →
Is Kyga ready to make it all the way official??? Kylie Jenner Confirms Whether Or Not She’s Engaged To Tyga Remember when we told you that Kylie was spotted showing off an ENORMOUS rock that many speculated was an engagement/makeup ring from Tyga??? Well the youngest Kardashian/Jenner is confirming whether or not she’s ready to become her 26-year-old boyfriend’s teen bride. Via the Kylie Jenner app: “Every year my Mom throws a huge Christmas Eve party and this year’s was so fun. It was really special to end such a big year celebrating with all of my friends and family and with an extra special gift from a special someone.” “NO, I’m not engaged :)” WELP! There goes another Tyga/Kylie engagement rumor out the door. Did you think that rock was Tyga this time??? Continue reading →
Kylie Jenner Diamond Ring Tyga is all sorts of sprung off Kylie and it looks like the rapper is ready to make the knifed-up reality star his teenaged bride after publicly dating for four months, and (allegedly) screwing on the low for way longer than that. Kylie shared the huge diamond ring Tyga gifted her for Christmas yesterday on Instagram and didn’t confirm or deny if she was engaged. However, fans noted the ring was on Kylie’s right hand, while sources say the ring was just a Christmas gift. The huge rock comes a week after Tyga had his spot blown up for texting a 14-year-old girl .
When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs… It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting… I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it… She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’…. But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug… The post Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The only reason I know who Ashley Benson is, is because she was in that Harmony Korine, Selena Gomez produced, movie Spring Breakers, where she was topless and having a threesome, making out with girls, in a pool with James Franco.. So kissing girls, is how I was introduced to this character, the chubby little college looking girl, on spring break, who turned out to be on some huge TV show, with a Huge fan base, being someone you’d want to cast in a movie that she gets naked in, but mainly because of the big chubby girl tits…something a lot of girls have…because that’s what happens with hormones in the food, laziness, computer life… These are from her snapchats…she’s good… Tits the Season!! The post Ashley Benson Kissing Girls and Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Did Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid just turn their romantic rumor into a very sweet reality? About a month after chatter circulated that the model may be hooking up with the singer, Hadid and Malik have now been photographed together in a rather sweet manner. The former One Direction member took Instagram over the weekend to share a black-and-white Polaroid selfie with his supposed love interest, the tandem’s first couple-esque picture on Instagram together. Malik did not include a caption with the image, but words are not always needed. We’re pretty sure Zayn’s closed eyes and Gigi’s hand on his cheek say everything that needs to be said. These pretty stars were first linked together in November after being photographed at an after-party for the American Music Awards together. Since then, they’ve also been spotted having dinner together, getting very friendly while enjoying such date nights. Friends have allegedly been telling Hadid to dump Malik because he’s a pretty huge nerd, but she appears to have responded to those recommendations here via a simple caress of her hand. What do you think of Hadid and Malik? Do they have what it takes to last? View Slideshow: 13 Famous Couples We Never Thought Would Last This Long
