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Let It Burn: The Unedited Original Version Of Kimmy Cakes Freaky Flick Goes Up In Flames… Almost

Poor thang! As much as she tries to bury her past, Kim’s claim to fame is harder to kill than Uma Thurman in a Quentin Tarantino flick. Via TMZ reports Oh the humanity! The unedited master of Kim Kardashian’s “adult” freaky tape — Kim K Superstar — almost burned up over the weekend in a raging fire at Vivid Entertainment … TMZ has learned. The master — think of it as the Mona Lisa of sex tapes — was secured in a safe inside Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch’s office. When the blaze erupted Saturday night … Hirsch was miles away at an L.A. Clippers game. Hirsch got the 911 call and bailed immediately, because the safe not only contains Kim’s tape but every unedited master of every celebrity tape in Vivid’s stable, including the ones starring Kendra Wilkinson, Pam and Tommy Lee, Jimi Hendrix, Vince Neil, Tom Sizemore, and Chyna. Also in the vault — several celebrity tapes that have never seen the light of day. Fear not … because Hirsch made it just in the nick of time. The safe was singed but the contents were intact. Like the Sistine Chapel … Kim K Superstar lives on. SMH, Kim prolly sent Rob over there to burn that ish up after he was being a lil d-bag over her not helping his friend do a collabo with Kanye.

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Let It Burn: The Unedited Original Version Of Kimmy Cakes Freaky Flick Goes Up In Flames… Almost

Abusing father labelled ‘evil incarnate’

June 26th 2010… A JUDGE has called a New York man “evil incarnate” before sentencing him to serve 50 years to life for sexually assaulting his six-month-old daughter and dumping her in the woods. Cory Clarke was ordered to serve a maximum 25 years for attempted murder and a maximum 25 years to life for predatory sexual assault against a child, the two most serious charges of which he was found guilty in March. The sentences must be served consecutively, meaning Clarke, 28, will not be eligible for parole until he turns 78. He was also sentenced on other charges for sexual crimes and child endangerment. “On that day, you lost your humanity and you became evil incarnate,” Judge Frank LaBuda said. “This was a vicious, evil act committed beyond the pale of reason or explanation.” Clarke, who had just been awarded visitation rights to his daughter, left her in a forest near the Wal-Mart in Monticello, about 145km from New York City, on July 4 2009. He then reported the baby as missing to Wal-Mart employees. He told employees and police investigators he left his daughter outside a bathroom while he changed her brother’s diaper and returned to find her gone. Five hours later, the infant was found alive in a wooded area about 150m from the store, lying face down in mud and grass with no nappy or pants. Clarke was eventually accused of abusing the baby on July 3 at his home in Monticello. Prosecutors said he dumped the baby and concocted the kidnapping story to hide the abuse. “He should have been her protector, her shield from the evils of the outside world, but instead he became her assaulter, her abuser,” District Attorney Jim Farrell said. Fred Neroni, Clarke’s attorney, would not comment after the sentencing but vowed to file an appeal within 30 days. The baby’s mother did not attend the sentencing. http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/abusing-father-labelled-evil-incarnat… added by: eden49

The Beauty and Ugly of Parageography.

A map with a moral compass. “A map is not the territory”,….unless the territory IS Parageography,…in which case the map is an example which IS the territory,….. Oh never mind. Enjoy the map. If you love maps of allegory, worlds of imagination, wit, and humor, this should satisfy. Michael J. Helgerson

Meme watch: Earth versus Mars

Earth's long rivalry with other planets has come to a head, in a new series of charts found throughout the tumblrs. Earth, already instrumental in removing Pluto from the galactic league, is calling out its closest neighbor. In both the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics and the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games, Martians received zero medals. Earth, won them all. It's not just the entire solar system that our planet is trying to dominate, it's the entire universe. Earthlings boast 57 wins in the Miss Universe pageant.

Lily Allen’s Got Disgusting Sloppy Legs of the Day

I may hate my life but not as bad as Lily Allen’s legs hate her.

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Featured BuzzFeed: TurtleFeed!

Link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed TurtleFeed is my new favorite BuzzFeed channel. It's got all the turtle news you could ever want to know, and more! Check it out , and submit your own hot turtle buzz, if you dare.

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21 News Caption Mistakes

Buckle up, slow down & drink & drive… Good night! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Death Of The Pixar Lamp

Watch this and tell me you still believe in the death penalty. Oh, the humanity. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Fat Kid Stuck In Skate Park

Judging by the crowd that gathers to watch this fat kid struggle, I would say that this is going to end up being one of the more humiliating moments of his life. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Super Mario Wedding Proposal

Some guy used a custom level in Super Mario World to propose to his unsuspecting girl, too cute/geeky for words! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment