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Robert Schimmel Discusses Cancer with Wife Melissa Schimmel on Howard Stern

Stand-up comedian Robert Schimmel talked with Howard Stern this morning about life and his new book, ” Cancer on $5 a Day (chemo not included): How Humor Got Me Through the Toughest Journey of My Life “. Schimmel has a rabid following and pulls no punches when it comes to his views on life.  He’s been hitting the talk show circuit over the past several days and the Howard Stern Show was another leg in that journey. The comedian has had a troubled and complex history. In 1998, Schimmel suffered a heart attack.  Then in June of 2000, he was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin lymphoma. His treatments included chemotherapy and often led to long stays in the hospital. During one such session, his daughter Jessica Schimmel brought her boss, Melissa, to visit him.  The two then started an unlikely May-December relationship. Schimmel’s cancer went into remission and he decided to return to his wife Vicki Schimmel and break things off with with Melissa. However, Schimmel later returned to Melissa, leading to the birth of their child. Robert then divorced Vicki and got married to his wife, Melissa Schimmel . Today, in his appearance with Stern, Schimmel announced that he has cirrhosis.  This condition resulted from a blood transfusion that was performed while he was in the Air Force.  The cirrhosis has now progressed to the point where he must wait for a donated liver. Schimmel’s latest book is available now . Post originally from: Blippitt Robert Schimmel Discusses Cancer with Wife Melissa Schimmel on Howard Stern Technorati Tags: Books , Cancer , Cirrhosis , Howard Stern , Howard Stern Show , Jessica Schimmel , Melissa Schimmel , Non-Hodgkin lymphoma , Robert Schimmel Related Stories on Blippitt: Artie Lange Hospitalized Artie Lange Sick Again

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A Roller Coaster

Hey everyone! I know it’s been awhile since my last update to the blog. The last few months have been one of the wildest rides ever and I want to thank so many of you for your tremendous support and for sticking with me through so many of these experiences. Just a quick update on some things: I continue to be proud to write for The Daily Beast . It’s provided a unique opportunity to write on some serious and some not so serious topics. I love doing it and I love that it allows me to express myself in some entertaining ways. And, I’m thrilled to hear from so many of you that you appreciate the humor and perspective of these articles. As some may have heard, I’m incredibly excited about the opportunity to write another book and will have more to share on this in the coming weeks. I think it will surprise a lot of people. It’s going to be more thought provoking than some of my critics may realize. I like surprising people and this project certainly will. This past weekend, I spoke at the Log Cabin Republicans convention in Washington, DC. I realize that there’s been a lot of media coverage of how it went. I am very proud to have the opportunity to speak on how the Republican Party can continue to find ways to be more inclusive and return to its core values and beliefs. Some photos from the weekend are below. Between writing for The Daily Beast and working on the book, I haven’t had as much time as expected to keep the Blogette updated. I’ll try my best to do better, but you can always follow me on Twitter . Be warned, it’s me uncensored and it’s alot of random thoughts and vents. If that’s your thing, you’ll enjoy it. If not, I understand. You’ll want to keep this site bookmarked then for future updates. I was also very thankful to have this site recognized recently with two distinguished awards in politics. McCainBlogette.com recently received the Golden Dot Award for Best Blog – Candidate for Local, State or Federal Office from the 2009 Politics Online Conference. We also won two Pollie Awards from the Association of Political and Public Affairs Professionals. That’s incredible and thanks to both organizations for these honors. Lastly, I want to thank you all again for your faith in what’s happening with my life at this point. Most of the messages (nearly 90%) I receive on a daily basis provide enormous motivation and support during what can be a bewildering experience. The ones that don’t, well like I said, I think you’re going to be surprised. Love, Meghan Song of the Day: “Don’t Trust Me” by 3OH!3

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Jon Stewart Blasts BP for Having 760 Pre-Spill Safety Violations (Video)

The Daily Show was unfortunately on hiatus during the last couple weeks of the BP Gulf oil spill, leaving a void where negligent companies should be lampooned and scathing satire delivered. But fear not, everyone! The spill is still continuing unabated , more than 40 days after it began, and there looks to be no end in sight — which means plenty more time for BP Gulf spill satire! Hell, we could be laughing until Christmas, according to some reports, since that’s how long experts say it might ta… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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‘Disapproving of the Internet Dog’ Disapproves of Your Internet

Filed under: MemeTracker , Animals College Humor’s Dan Gurewitch posted this photo of his friends’ dog on his personal blog . I was so taken by the dog’s condescending expression that I decided to turn him into an Advice Dog meme . Meet Disapproving of the Internet Dog. This guy is so sick of your internet nonsense that all he can do is scowl. Things Disapproving of the Internet Dog hates: LOLcats Justin Bieber Rick Astley The word FAIL Mashups Vloggers Flash mobs Chatroulette If you’re reading this blog, he probably hates everything you love! He’s like our anti-mascot. You can make your own Disapproving of the Internet Dog images by checking out this Meme Generator page . Go nuts. Share Spot the Achewood reference ! previously:// How To Write Awesome Captions for Advice Dog and Friends Continue reading

Peter Steele’s Type O Negative Bandmates, Family React To Death

Bandmates say Steele ‘had been enjoying a long period of sobriety and improved health’ before his death. By Gil Kaufman Type O Negative in 1999 Photo: Jim Steinfeldt/ Getty Images After years of struggling with substance abuse and health issues, Type O Negative singer/bassist Peter Steele was in a good place before his sudden death, his bandmates said. The towering frontman died at age 48 on Wednesday from apparent heart failure. “It is with great sadness that we inform you that Type O Negative frontman, bassist and our bandmate, Peter Steele passed away last night of what appears to be heart failure,” keyboardist Josh Silver, guitarist Kenny Hickey and drummer Johnny Kelly, the grief-stricken rockers said in a statement on their Web site . “Ironically Peter had been enjoying a long period of sobriety and improved health and was imminently due to begin writing and recording new music for our follow up to Dead Again released in 2007.” The group said an official cause of death has not been determined, pending autopsy results, and that funeral services will be private, with a possible public memorial at some point. “We are truly saddened to lose our friend and appreciate the tremendous outpouring today from around the world,” the trio wrote. Each man then wrote his own personal remembrance of the quixotic metal frontman. Silver, in particular, seemed torn by the loss of his close friend and frequent musical foil. “Peter, My endless source of frustration, (as I’m yours) you have really done it this time,” Silver wrote. “You have changed and touched countless lives through music, comedy and often brutal honesty. You’ve made life both interesting and irritating and I could not imagine not having known you for 37 years. It still isn’t true in my mind but in time I will miss you and the creating that we all endured together. We certainly disagreed constantly and I believe (and hope) we all learned from each other. Should I call you my brother, friend or neighbor? I can only call you Peter (and usually after 2 p.m.). We laughed at ourselves more times then I can count. Knowing humans are preposterous creatures and I know we reveled in that fact. I will miss you in time, but at this moment your premature departure seems surreal and has pissed me off to no end. Though I never told you that I harbor a deep respect for you, I do. Goodbye my friend.” Hickey called Steele one of the most brilliant and funny personalities in music, saying his humor and talent were 100 percent real. “Half the time people thought he was joking, but he was actually telling the truth,” he wrote. “Part of me died with him.” Kelly found it hard to put his grief into words, admitting, “I’m not sure if I should eulogize or roast you. Both good and bad, we went on one hell of a ride together and sadly, the ride has come to an end. You truly were a unique person. Your music touched many people. Myself included. Whether it was talking about the Beatles, power tools, how Pluto was no longer considered a planet or calling me at 3 a.m. asking me to drive to your house to have a fistfight with you, you always kept it interesting. It was a privilege to have been your bandmate. It’s something that I will always cherish.” Steele’s family also released a statement, confirming that the singer died after a short illness, though no details were given on what the health issue was. “The music world has lost a great talent, and music fans worldwide are mourning, but for our family we are mourning a beloved brother, uncle, cousin, friend and funny man,” the statement said. “Peter Steele was a complex man, known for his brooding looks, his self-deprecating sense of humor, unique view of the world, and most of all his loyalty to his fans, friends and family. Survived by five sisters, the eldest living sister notes that he was more than our brother, he was our son. His untimely death is tragic — a great loss to us and to music.” Related Videos Remembering Type O Negative’s Peter Steele Related Photos Peter Steele: A Life In Photos Related Artists Type O Negative

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April Fool’s 2010

Every April Fool's Day the internet tries to outprank itself. This is a round up of some of the best pranks today's internet had to offer. Urlesque got hacked by Steven Urkel

Phil Spector Receives Ass-Kicking in Jail

Phil Spector has already been roughed up by the legal system. Now the convicted killer and certified creep is receiving a new taste of jail house justice! The hot-tempered music legend is minding his tongue after having several teeth knocked out by a fellow inmate at the state prison in Corcoran, Calif. “Phil has quite a mouth on him,” says longtime pal Steven Escobar. “Not everyone understands his humor. He said the wrong thing to the wrong inmate.” Lacking any of his trusty firearms, poor Phil Spector wound up with a bruised nose, a black eye and the loss of a couple of caps, according to Escobar. This is Phil Spector. This is just terrifying . “He mouthed off to a big guy, who punched him,” a source says of Phil, who’s serving 19 years to life for shooting Lana Clarkson in the mouth in 2003. “At first, Phil said that he fell down a flight of stairs,” says Escobar of his incarcerated buddy. “Later, he told family and friends what really happened.” A spokesman for Spector’s wife, Rachelle, initially corroborated that there was a jail house incident in November, telling the N.Y. Daily News: “There are safety concerns.” “We don’t want the people who put him in this position to retaliate.” Rachelle did a 180, saying: “Phil was not assaulted. Absolutely not.” Mmm hmm.

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I lied.

Okay look I know I said I would (probably) stop posting videos about Congressman Eric Massa and his appearance on Glenn Beck, and his amazing road to self destruction, but then I saw the Colbert Report and Daily Show last night. It was SO funny. No really, see for yourselves. First Stephen Colbert The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Non-Sexual Groping www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Skate Expectations Then Jon Stewart The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Sour Gropes www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform You watched didn’t you? See? You are hooked too! But hey it is not totally our fault! I mean this story has Massa-appeal. It is Massa-vely entertaining. It is political scandal Massa-bation, you can’t just stop cold turkey. I will start calling around a little today maybe there is a twelve step program we can join or something. I wonder if they provide Massa-done to help us ease off of our addiction?

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I lied.

Jon Stewart conducts another amazing interview and, once again, shows the MSM how it’s done.

Jon interviews author Marc Thiessen and questions his contention that is okay to expose the identity of lawyers who have defended enemy combatants. Part One The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Exclusive – Marc Thiessen Extended Interview Pt. 1 http://www.thedailyshow.com/ Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform This guy is very whiny and essentially is bitching that Jon Stewart is extremely well versed in the subject matter and is able to call him on his BS. Part Two The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Exclusive – Marc Thiessen Extended Interview Pt. 2 http://www.thedailyshow.com/ Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform This moron keeps making the point that the US is governed by the Geneva Convention but in fact America broke those very rules when it used water boarding on so called “enemy combatants”. Part Three The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Exclusive – Marc Thiessen Extended Interview Pt. 3 www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care Reform

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Stephen Colbert asks Washington Post columnist Ezra Klein to help him understand what is happening with the Health Care bill.

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