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Leah Messer to Kids: I’ll Get You to School Whenever I Want!

Posted on April 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For months now, Leah Messer has been telling fans that the editing on Teen Mom 2 makes her look bad , and she's actually a top-notch mom who has no trouble coping with the demands of single-parenthood. If that's true, then the show's editors deserve all the Emmys, because they've done a hell of a job fashioning a convincing story line out of random clips of Leah being kind of a crappy mom. The Teen Mom 2 Season 7 premiere featured a scene in which Leah rushed her daughters off to school minutes after waking them up, with the kids complaining that they're hungry and tired throughout the 45-minute ride. Leah took a ton of flak for denying the girls breakfast because she overslept, and based on the latest preview clip from next week's episode, she may want to brace herself for round 2. After hearing that one of her daughters told Leah's baby daddy, Corey Simms, that they often get to school late, Leah admonished the girls in puzzling fashion: “You guys have no business worrying about what time you get to school,” Messer snapped. “You guys just need to go to school. Let me and your father worry about what time you get to school…You guys shouldn't even worry about it. Don't talk about it.” Seems like the sort of thing that totally is their business, but who are we to judge? Just kidding, judging is half the fun of this show. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to feel superior with a single click.

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Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Normally, I like my fashion shoots to have more nipple in them, you know because nipples allow me to appreciate the clothing these companies and magazines are being paid to promote….Nipples, especially on a constantly topless model, like Hungarian Victoria’s Secret model Edita….are an artistic interpretation, that connects to our souls, and nourishes us through mother’s milk that is dramatic filtered pictures…. I don’t know what this Porter Magazine is, but think it’s the men’s site for a fashion clothing store called Net a Porter, it’s European, so these aggressive, sexual, I CAN SEE HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS, are editorial….but more pornographic, or PLAYBOY in the 70s to me…but I guess…since I’ve been flagged a pornographer all these years,even though I barely produce content and never post porn, should be happy that the maintream billion dollar companies are becoming more pornographic, you know to reaffirm how well I’ve failed at life, content, production and making that internet money…. When Porter paid money to make these pictures, they were seen as “art” or content to market to their people, their audience…their mailing list….but when I take their images and put them up and say “LOOK AT HER PUSSY MOUND IN THE PICS”, even though I didn’t take the pics, or direct the shoot, or say “SHOW MORE PUSSY MOUNT IN THE POSE TO GET THE POINT OF THE SHOOT ACROSS”….because I’m sarcastic…it becomes porn…and people think how predatory I am…”drunken stepfather, that’s a creepy name, that sounds like a rapist, that sounds like a guy who fucks his wife’s kids”…because clearly you can’t be drunk or a stepfather without being a rapist pervert…you assholes.. Enough about me, here’s the fashion PUSSY MOUND PIC that I say “SHIT I LIKE HER SPREAD LEGS WOULD LOVE TO RUB MY TONGUE UP THAT, PUT THAT CLIT IN MY MOUTH, HELL PUT THE WHOLE PUSSY IN MY MOUTH AS I GENTLY SUCK AND EXPLORE HER LIPS AND CLIT WITH MY TONGUE, CIRCLING AND FLICKING HER INTO ORGASMIC FRENSY AS SHE FILLS MY MOUTH WITH HER SQUIRT, CONTROLING HER ORGASM BY ROCKING HER HIPS INTO MY FACE”….which is totally not what they wanted when taking these pics…you fucking pervert predators….LIKE ME! The post Edita Vilkeviciute for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to think that one of the worst things that could possibly happen is when a mom of two has the confidence to spread her legs in her underwear or even a bikini at the public pool.. Then I realized that it would probably be worse if she was naked and showing off the damage done from the lecherous creature that crawled out of her demon pussy… Then I started sexting married moms because they were low maintenance and realized that young girls who get banged out by multiple men are way more beat up in the pussy. Sure they haven’t had a 10 lbs potato rip them apart, but the thing with moms is that their pussies eventually bounce back in a big way, seeing as their husbands stop fucking them as soon as the babies happen… But that doesn’t mean Kourtney Kardashian is hot half naked, she’s just photoshopped, plastic surgery bullshit or redeemed herself in anyway – she’s a fucking Kardashian and doesn’t stand a chance…but at least she’s rich, that impresses Americans… The post Kourtney Kardashian’s Spread Legs in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t really cover news, even though I should, because it’s far easier to make fun of than just another girl in the same photoshoot, over and over again, to the point where they are all the fucking same photoshoot…with the same boring girl who is good to look at but has no personality… Throw in some action with the tits, where Trump’s Campaign manager ASSAULTED her as she was getting up in TRUMP’s face and grabbing at him… So the Michelle Fields goes and presses charges like a fucking baby, who needs to spend time doing some war correspondence because if you get in the way, you’re gonna get pushed… I am not defending TRUMP or the comedy that is TRUMP getting this far, which is just a testament of where America is right now, thank’s to the lack of free education, in a system designed to keep the poor man poor, and make the rich man rich. I read a quote the other day that “the richest man has likely never contributed to the poorest and hungriest man in America, but I can assure you that the poorest and hungriest man in America has contributed to the richest man”…it’s a little fucking backwards… Here’s her bruises: I saw some hip bitch with way more bruises on her arms the other day in the coffee shop, but those were from sex and bitch wasn’t complaining about them, instead showing them off so we knew she liked to fuck.. I guess what it all comes dow to…is tits, and that Michelle Fields who clearly likes to draw attention to herself with her tits…is using this to become household. We call it “the Erin Andrews”… OMG am I victim blaming? I just think girls complain a lot about equality, but at the same time complain a lot about sexual assault and harassment. I’ve never accused a girl of raping me while I was drunk, even the ugly ones I know I couldn’t be accountable for… The post Reporter Michele Fields Gets Assaulted by Trump’s Team of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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There Was A Suite Life On Deck Reunion Over The Weekend

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Three of “The Suite Life on Deck” cast hung out over the weekend.

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Olivia Munn Cites Potato Consumption for Change in Appearance

Posted on February 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Olivia Munn has an explanation for why her appearance has changed so drastically over the past year or so. Actually, Olivia Munn has multiple explanations for why her appearance has changed so drastically over the past year or so. And none of them have to do with plastic surgery. With the Internet buzzing this week over Munn’s transformation , the actress shared the above photos on Instagram on Tuesday night. One was taken last year. The other was taken last month. And, yes, Munn acknowledges the changes in her face and neck. “Ask anyone who knows me and they’ll tell you I love research,” she wrote as part of a LENTHY caption/explanation. “Convinced that there’s got to be natural, healthy ways (ie not only the rich and connected can do it) to keep your skin from aging, I do lots of research.” She continued: “Who says guys are the only ones who can get better with age? “We’re gonna turn that myth around, if we share what we learn with each other. So here are 4 skin tips I’ve learned just over this past year that really helped the texture and shape of my face.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Have Admitted to Plastic Surgery Sit back. Get comfy. And put on a cup of coffee, readers. Here is why Olivia Munn says she looks very different than before: I lost 12 pounds this past year while training for Xmen. I kept it off by coming up w/an hour workout I do a few times a week. The weight loss leaned out my cheeks and jawline. Working out is also great for your skin because it increases blood flow to your face which helps rejuvenate. Reshaped my brows . I do my own brows and always thought they were supposed to have a high arch. Then a facialist pointed out to me that I was shaping my brows into a frown. So I let the top of my brows grow in (which is never fun because it looks spotty for a few weeks) and then I plucked the bottom. That gave my brows a more horizontal angle and instantly brightened my eyes. Got rid of sunspots . I love my freckles. But over the past couple of years I’ve seen more come up and merge with other freckles to make large dark spots. Dark spots prevent your skin from reflecting light and gives you a dull complexion. So for the past year I’ve been diligently using @Proactiv Mark Fading Pads. I wipe my face with one every night and now my face has a more even tone and the large spots aren’t as noticeable. I’ve talked about this before and I still stand by it: Japanese potatoes that are high in Hyaluronic Acid help keep wrinkles away . Look up this video: ‘Connie Chung Yuzihara’ to learn all about it. There are Hyaluronic Acid pills and vitamins but I think that the best way to get it in your system is by eating them in foods that naturally have them. So there we have it, apparently. It’s comes down to potatoes, people. Munn concluded by saying: “I’m still looking into what gets rid of the lines that develop around your neck. I think it has to do with tension and acupuncture might be the answer. “When I find out more, I’ll let you know.” View Slideshow: 19 Celebrity Nose Jobs You Won’t Believe

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Kylie Jenner & Tyga: Secretly MARRIED??

Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Kylie Jenner-Blac Chyna feud is back on with a vengeance, and people are taking sides. Blac’s mother, Shalana Hunter, recently took to Instagram to launch a vicious attack on the lip kit guru and her entire family, but in doing so, she dropped a hint that have some fans thinking Kylie and Tyga got married. According to HollywoodLife , Hunter calls the reality star “Kylie Jenner Stevenson,” in a NSFW rant . Tyga, who is Blac’s baby daddy and ex-fiance, is actually named Michael Ray Nguyen Stevenson. “None of you b**ches can produce a Kardashian baby,” she starts. “Not one!!! One thing Chyna can do that you but you can’t Kylie Jenner Stevenson!!!!”  We’re not sure how Hunter would be privy to information about the couple’s marital status, unless it somehow got back to Kylie’s brother and Blac’s bae Rob Kardashian, who then told his girlfriend. But we’re also not sure why she’d choose to call Kylie by Tyga’s last name. Nevertheless, Hunter continues on her nonsensical and completely bananas takedown of the entire Kardashian family, specifically naming Kylie’s sister Khloe:  “And that’s be a Kardashian b**ch. But who the f**king wants too hoe!!!! Btw — can Khloe have kids??? Who wants the name Kardashian anyway … just an FYI hoes. “Ya’ll b**ches are all weak. I bet when these hoes turn 50 they going to turn to mommy dearest. Oh God, let me hang myself, I see old age. The TV screen is melting on me. Oh God, my beautiful face is melting.” OKAY. But that’s not all. In a separate post, she screams at Kim Kardashian for getting plastic surgery on her face and calls her a “weak ass bitch” and tells her she better have security if the two ever come face-to-face. Since Hunter is clearly stark raving mad and just spewing craziness, we don’t give much credibility to her calling Kylie “Stevenson.” She could’ve called her “Kylie Timberlake” and it would’ve made as much sense as the rest of the rant. The whole Blac-Kylie beef started up again when the former called out the latter on Instagram for stealing her idea for a cooking show . Then Tyga stepped in to defend Kylie  and took a shot at Blac in an Instagram video. No response yet from Kylie, Khloe or Kim. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!

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Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Kylie Jenner-Blac Chyna feud is back on with a vengeance, and people are taking sides. Blac’s mother, Shalana Hunter, recently took to Instagram to launch a vicious attack on the lip kit guru and her entire family, but in doing so, she dropped a hint that have some fans thinking Kylie and Tyga got married. According to HollywoodLife , Hunter calls the reality star “Kylie Jenner Stevenson,” in a NSFW rant . Tyga, who is Blac’s baby daddy and ex-fiance, is actually named Michael Ray Nguyen Stevenson. “None of you b**ches can produce a Kardashian baby,” she starts. “Not one!!! One thing Chyna can do that you but you can’t Kylie Jenner Stevenson!!!!”  We’re not sure how Hunter would be privy to information about the couple’s marital status, unless it somehow got back to Kylie’s brother and Blac’s bae Rob Kardashian, who then told his girlfriend. But we’re also not sure why she’d choose to call Kylie by Tyga’s last name. Nevertheless, Hunter continues on her nonsensical and completely bananas takedown of the entire Kardashian family, specifically naming Kylie’s sister Khloe:  “And that’s be a Kardashian b**ch. But who the f**king wants too hoe!!!! Btw — can Khloe have kids??? Who wants the name Kardashian anyway … just an FYI hoes. “Ya’ll b**ches are all weak. I bet when these hoes turn 50 they going to turn to mommy dearest. Oh God, let me hang myself, I see old age. The TV screen is melting on me. Oh God, my beautiful face is melting.” OKAY. But that’s not all. In a separate post, she screams at Kim Kardashian for getting plastic surgery on her face and calls her a “weak ass bitch” and tells her she better have security if the two ever come face-to-face. Since Hunter is clearly stark raving mad and just spewing craziness, we don’t give much credibility to her calling Kylie “Stevenson.” She could’ve called her “Kylie Timberlake” and it would’ve made as much sense as the rest of the rant. The whole Blac-Kylie beef started up again when the former called out the latter on Instagram for stealing her idea for a cooking show . Then Tyga stepped in to defend Kylie  and took a shot at Blac in an Instagram video. No response yet from Kylie, Khloe or Kim. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!

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Rob Kardashian Buys New Mansion: Is Blac Chyna Moving In?!

Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been about a month since Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna started hooking up and by all accounts, the couple is moving very fast. We still don’t know if Rob and Blac are engaged (as several sources have claimed), but we do know that Rob started living with Ms. Chyna almost immediately after they started dating. Part of the reason for that, of course, was that Khloe Kardashian kicked Rob out of her house after she caught him making out with Blac on her couch, but still. We’re sure the dude can afford a hotel room, though, so the fact that Blac took him in speaks volumes about how close they are. Now it looks like Rob might be repaying the favor, as TMZ is reporting that he just bought a house in Calabasas just a few blocks from where he grew up – and many insiders believe he won’t be living there alone. Sources say Rob picked up the crib for a cool $2.3 million, and Kris Jenner helped negotiate the purchase. The 4,256 square foot property is located in the exclusive Oaks gated community, in which Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie, and Lamar Odom also own homes. So it sounds like Rob will fit right in. The only question is, will Blac be welcome?

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Rob Kardashian Buys New Mansion: Is Blac Chyna Moving In?!

Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been about a month since Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna started hooking up and by all accounts, the couple is moving very fast. We still don’t know if Rob and Blac are engaged (as several sources have claimed), but we do know that Rob started living with Ms. Chyna almost immediately after they started dating. Part of the reason for that, of course, was that Khloe Kardashian kicked Rob out of her house after she caught him making out with Blac on her couch, but still. We’re sure the dude can afford a hotel room, though, so the fact that Blac took him in speaks volumes about how close they are. Now it looks like Rob might be repaying the favor, as TMZ is reporting that he just bought a house in Calabasas just a few blocks from where he grew up – and many insiders believe he won’t be living there alone. Sources say Rob picked up the crib for a cool $2.3 million, and Kris Jenner helped negotiate the purchase. The 4,256 square foot property is located in the exclusive Oaks gated community, in which Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie, and Lamar Odom also own homes. So it sounds like Rob will fit right in. The only question is, will Blac be welcome?

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