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Crystal Renn Plus Sized in a Bikini for Hunger of the Day

Crystal Renn is a plus sized model, which normally I frown upon, because fat girls are the worst on all levels, but this fat chick, is just fat in the modeling industry, and not in everyday life by everyday standards…. All thanks to the generation of obesity taking the fuck over. I mean now they are letting actual obese people on TV and in movies and not just for comedic purposes and they even have stores that solely sell product to fat people, not to mention marketing companies, in this anti-bullying world, hire fat spokespeople so the lazy slobs at home have someone to relate to other than having unrealistic people, people I’d rather look at, sell the shit…. Here’s the video….

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Kim Kardashian to Give Birth in Paris?

Might Kim Kardashian’s wee one be saying “oui, oui” upon entering the world this summer? Sources tell TMZ that the Kimye baby may be birthed in Paris, considering Kardashian was recently spotted checking out maternity wards in that French city. Why would Kim go international for the biggest moment of her life? Because France is known for its enforcement of strict paparazzi laws… and because Kardashian has a very nice apartment there. The reality star and her rapping boyfriend are expecting their first child in July, right around the same time as the Kate Middleton baby is due. So we must ask: Which of these famous children will be cuter?   Baby Middleton! Baby Kardashian! View Poll »

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Teen Dies Playing Chicken in California

A community outside San Francisco is in mourning this week after 15-year old Austin Price was struck by a train and killed on Thursday evening. The incident took place around 6 p.m. and was the result of a game of chicken, authorities confirm. Police say Price and two other teens were playing on the tracks near San Lorenzo High School when the former failed to get out of the way of a northbound Capitol Corridor train. At a school in mourning, Principal Tovi Scruggs acknowledged that students often play near the tracks, while signs were hung in hallways that said “Austin, we’ll miss you.” Several moments of silence were held for the sophomore, with Scruggs echoing the sentiments of other teenagers who said they will no longer take things for granted. “Life is precious,” Scruggs said.

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Kim Osorio’s Husband Asks If They Can Invite Another Lady Over For Some Naughty Fun On ‘The Gossip Game’ [Video]

Watch Kim’s husband Kino butter her up and drop a bomb on her at dinner. Way to stay hungry, Kino.

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Kate Bock Gives me Boners in Galore of the Day

Kate Bock is Sports Illustrated rookie of the year…. Not that Sports Illustrated means all that much, despite all these busty bitches dreaming of being in it, because I guess they’ve marketed themselves into being a “Man’s bible” and thus girls want to be featured in it, as that stamp of approval they need, cuz daddy didn’t hug them enough, and real fashion called them fat. I’m talking to you Kate Upton. Well now, this Kate Bock, loveliness, is modeling for something called Galore and although not in a bikini or even showing nipple, as new fashion models often to, she’s still lookin fucking hot in pantyhose or lingerie, or whatever that is….making me a fan.

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Olga Kurylenko Squatting for Instyle of the Day

Olga Kurylenko is a very popular Russian bride who escaped communism through a modeling front and random marriages to various men, securing citizenship in various countries, you know using her sex appeal to better her life, and in turn better ours, cuz now you can masturbate on her, rather than order drinks from her when visiting Russia on a school trip. As a driven Russian, who doesn’t let adversity get in her way, she’s now a big movie star, in Tom Cruise movies and shit…and now she’s squatting in Instyle like she’s taking a shit…what won’t this bitch do to get ahead… I’m into it

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Kaley Cuoco Doing Yoga for Instagram of the Day

I have a Yoga Fetish. One so bad that I may even join a Yoga class to look at all the girls, and I’m the kind of guy who can’t walk up a couple stairs without gassing out, pretty much having an asthma attack, leading to heart attack, borderline dying like I was John Ritter…..but I am willing to risk my life so stare at girls in amazing poses, wearing tight outfits…. I like Yoga so much I don’t even notice Kaley Cuoco’s gunt at her ears, I’m just takin’ it all in….I’m not even wondering why bitch got her boyfriend or friend to take this pic, is this a move she’s proud of, is this how she seduces her fans, is she good at this? Is this her version of a selfie, who cares I need more yoga…whether it’s a TV star in the shit or not….

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The Best Video On the Internet Ever of the Day

I’m pretty pumped that the internet and webcams have penetrated the white trash, inbred, uneducated, monster of a person who makes up 75% of the American Population….because videos like this exist. I like to think this is why the Internet was invented. This freak is on webcam talking about squirting and it’s not very sexy, but it is very fucking creepy, something I think should inspire horror movies…or a reality show. This bitch is the next Chris Crocker, the next William Hung, she’s a viral sensation, but it’s so awkward watching her. Video of this retard via my homies at NEWSFILTER (NSFW) Videos The Best Video On the Internet of the Day I’m pretty pumped that the internet and webcams have penetrated the white trash, inbred, uneducated, monster of a person who makes up 75% of the American Population….because videos like this exist. I like to think this is why the Internet was invented. This freak is on webcam talking about squirting and it’s not very sexy, but it is very fucking creepy, something I think should inspire horror movies…or a reality show. This bitch is the next Chris Crocker, the next William Hung, she’s a viral sensation, but it’s so awkward watching her. Video of this retard via my homies at NEWSFILTER (NSFW)

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/squirt-freak.flv

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Lindsay Lohan Tweets Pregnancy, World Prays It’s April Fool’s Joke

Lilo strikes again! April Fool’s Day is hours over for us folks on the East Coast, but it seems Lindsay Lohan is still trying to get a joke in…we hope. Lohan tweeted around 11 PM Pacific Time: “It’s official. Pregnant…” We’re going to assume this is a joke so we can fall asleep tonight. Good one Linds.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap – Let’s Make Lemons

It’s The Real Housewives Beverly Hills and if one reunion show is good then “Reunion Part II” must be…pure torture.  We recap all the tears and tantrums in our THG +/- review. We’re back on the couch with Andy Cohen as the ladies dished about Kim Richard’s sobriety and whether or not they suspected she fell off the wagon.  The clips of some of Kyle’s comments throughout the season were at times cringe worthy. Minus 10. Always one to speak her mind, Brandi Glanville admitted that she felt Kyle was always doubting her sister and almost felt like “it would make her happy if she failed.”   Let the waterworks begin.  Kyle jumps in that it’s the meanest thing Brandi could say but the truth is that Kyle makes a lot of comments that could prove Brandi’s theory.   But when you call Kyle out on it her fallback position is that she was just joking. Minus 20.   That’s such a cop out. It’s Kyle’s way of not owning up to any of her crap. Lisa all but calls the Richards girls liars when she doesn’t believe their gossip about Yolanda trashing her in Paris. When Andy asks who of the Housewives she trusts the most, Brandi ends up at the top of the list…and Kyle’s at the bottom. How times have changed. Andy hands out t-shirts with each of the ladies’ lame tag lines on them. I think I’d rather have Yolanda’s lemons. Plus 8. The best moment was when he tossed Adrienne Maloof’s shirt to the back of the sofa. Plus 18 . But don’t think that means we’re done talking about her. Supposedly Adrienne still claims that Brandi destroyed her family and that her cozying up to Paul now is just a ploy but Paul has a different story.   Via video Paul tells his side of the story.  Paul admits that Brandi said hurtful things but that she “graciously apologized” for them and he doesn’t blame Brandi for the demise of his marriage. Plus 15. Apparently the divorce has gotten messy. Chef Bernie published pictures of Adrienne with bruises and claims that Paul abused her and the kids. Minus 22. Everyone agrees that Bernie’s just looking for attention but leave it to Ken to be the stand up guy. Ken says he’s never witnessed any signs of abuse and he’s not buying the rumors. If it were true then why would Adrienne share custody of the kids. Good question. Mauricio also shows up and kind of buries the hatchet with Brandi. Yolanda’s husband had better things to do than show up as a house husband…like recording with Stevie Wonder. At the end of the season, Brandi earned her spot on the Housewives sofa and a life long friendship with Lisa.  The two make a charmingly odd couple and appear to be true friends.  Plus 30. Plus 25 to Yolanda. I didn’t think she’d fit in but her no nonsense delivery and her ability to call out other people’s bullsh*t made her a great addition to the show. Kim proved herself to still be quirky while being sober. Not easy. Plus 10. Taylor was almost nonexistent. I’m not complaining. Plus 5. Camille resorted to her former season one b*tchiness. Minus 13. Maybe she’ll just stay home next season. Kyle on the other hand looked two faced with both friends and family.  She hung Lisa out to dry, joked about her sister’s sobriety, and made nice to Brandi’s face while bashing her behind her back.  And her friendship with Faye Resnick is worth at least a minus 50 . But it’s Adrienne Maloof who lands at the bottom of the list. She caused a lot of drama about some secret that viewers were never allowed to hear. If you have secrets then stay off of reality TV. Then she gave quotes to magazines but refused to show up for the reunion. When you sign on for a job, you finish it. Minus 60. Who should take Adrienne’s spot on next seasons The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ? Episode total = -64!                Season total = -361!

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