Hayden Panettiere is on set of Nashville….her comeback tour….wearing tight country pants…showing off her tight country ass…that is a lot better now that it is balanced out with a set of tits…it is almost like she got herself on hormone therapy…..and has grown into a woman from the boxy midget with high testosterone and an elastic vagina…that was very welcoming to anything that was attached to guys who were 6 foot 6 or taller….something all you weirdos fell in love with….cuz boxy women with high testosterone are less gay to jerk off to then dudes. Either way, here she is doing the woman thing…
The biggest issue with Rihanna is now that when I promise girls who get naked on the internet for me…that I will make them the next Rihanna…cuz fame hungry girls love the idea of being the next Rihanna….and I love false promises for the spread asshole pics….is that I have to explain to them that I don’t mean I’ll beat the fuck out of them…not that any of these girls mind…the new generation is not like the old generation and it seems like 25 and under..even 30 and under think the idea of throwing down with a dude…even if it means getting fucked up with a broken nose and shit…is either funny or erotic…I don’t know how many times I get asked to mistreat a girl and I’m talking normal fucking girls…cuz it turns them on….but being the gentlemen that I am…limit my S&M to a mild spanking and spitting in their whore faces….I don’t fuck with any of that punching, slapping or chokin’ out…it just makes me feel awkward….something I don’t feel while staring at pics of Rihanna’s nipple on set of a photoshoot…but probably cuz I am lookin at it on my couch and not in the kids section of the library….while babysitting my neighbor’s kid…in efforts to score married chicks who are unhappy at home primarily in the bedroom at home….using me to remind them that their husband isn’t all that bad…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sofia Vergara got herself some more acting work…because despite being 60 fucking years old….she’s still in high demand….for reasons I can only assume involve being from a Colombian drug cartel that feeds the execs in Hollywood….so that they have no choice but to hire her otherwise she will expose them….I mean that or it’s cuz she’s got ridiculous titties…and the movie maker’s know 50 percent of America are hispanic…and in being Hispanic need hispanic characters to relate to….so they might as well cast the best one…even if she’s better suited to be stripping like most single mom immigrants…. Well the acting work in the new Robert Rodriguez movie, Machete Kills….also staring Mel Gibson, Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga….but none of the others made the first movie poster…cuz they don’t have tits they can sensationalize with guns…like he did to Rose McGowan’s leg in that Grindhouse shit… Either way, here’s the poster, I hope it speaks to your inner nerd, which in your case is also your outter nerd…you’re just lucky nerd is still trendy and doesn’t result in getting beat the fuck up…. Guns for tits…on a girl known for her tits…so fucking clever/comedic/obvious/who cares…oh right, you do.
Recent gossip has been saying Miley’s boyfriend or fiance…which in and of itself was a fucking joke in the first place….has cheated on her…with first January Jones…and now Emma Watson….because I guess he’s into skinny girls who look like 14 year old boys….because it is less illegal that having sex with 14 year old boys…. Well, Miley was supposed to delete her twitter, has instead made statements like “I will only talk about my music”…cuz it’s al about the music man….cuz I guess she’s getting attacked by her fans and followers…or maybe…she’s just broken on the inside…cuz your boyfriend cheating you can cause distress and stupid behavior like writing shit about it on twitter…which will make her look like a bigger idiot than she is.. Now she’s posting pics of her with her new BF…a fat black kid who’s shirt is covered with cocaine….cuz sometimes…especially these sad times…when your joke of an engagement is in trouble…coke covered fat guys is the only answer…..at least that’s what I tell every sad girl I try to bone…sadness is the prime time for bad decision making.
This almost feels weird to stare at… I mean I guess Texan trash…even with all that Texan money has the ability to look like it just fell out of an 80s movie…with teased hair and a bad dye job…filled with corn casserole…that may be served in a mansion but where the recipe was developed back in the trailer park she grew up in… I’d say this intense kiss is just how the family does it…making me think a paternity test is in order…cuz just cuz she says it is Channing Tatum’s doesn’t mean it is….for all we know the real daddy could be her daddy…cuz if a non lesbian pregnant woman like this gets down to momma…I just can’t imagine how a cock hungry….proven by her uterus…girl gets down with daddy…. The weirdest thing in all this is just how much it is turnin’ me on…. It’s ok to love your momma…just as long as you document it for me to masturabte to it….I grew up on 70s porn…incest was kind of a recurring theme…
The man accused of infecting hundreds of men and women in the NYC area with HIV , is the victim of a cruel internet joke! Reports of Man Spreading HIV Are A Malicious Internet Hoax Via NewsOne reprots: The news report from an NBC affiliate in New York circulated the web via blogs claiming that police were searching for a man named Isaac Don Burks for intentionally spreading HIV in the NY Tri-State area. Over the weekend the story spread like wildfire via blogs, Facebook, Twitter, even Michael Baisden and Steve Harvey shared the “story”. On Monday, the original source was called into question when the link being shared redirected to an Augusta news site. The original source came from a fake site made to look like the NBC New York 4 website. The slight difference was in the domain. The real NBC affiliate’s domain is http://www.nbcnewyork.com the fake site used http://www.nbcnewyork4.com . The original story url still shows up in Google search as http://nbcnewyork4.com/news/local/fugitive-wanted-for-intentionally-spre… yet you no longer go to the original report. Instead, when you click on the link you are directed to an Augusta story about the same man, but for a different incident in 2010 involving identity fraud and forgery. Because more versions of the hoax continue to be spread online, The Examiner contacted the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene. Veronica Lewin, Assistant Press Secretary for NYC’s Health Department answered the inquiry and assured the public that the allegations levied against Don Burks are, indeed, false. Even though this story has been proved to be false, many will still share the false report. Let’s hope damage done by this malicious false report won’t have a lasting effect on the life of Mr. Burks. If you want to verify that the viral report is a hoax you can contact the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene via email at Pressoffice@health.nyc.gov/.
That lion said “I SMELL BOOTUSSY!!! Told y’all them animals ain’t for play play . Via UK Sun reports : A FRISKY woman was mauled to death by a lion as she had sex with her boyfriend in the African bush. Sharai Mawera was enjoying a passionate moment with her lover when the Big Cat struck. Sharai’s partner, who has not been identified, ran off in the buff in a bid to raise the alarm. But local reports say tragic market worker Sharai was killed at the scene in Kariba, northern Zimbabwe. A friend told My Zimbabwe: “Unfortunately the woman was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape.” The pal said Sharai and her fisherman boyfriend would meet at their favourite beauty spot in the wild. He said: “The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from behind and roared. “The guy managed to escape before stopping at a distance where he witnessed his companion being attacked. Police officers and armed rangers rushed to the scene where they discovered Sharai’s mauled remains. The source said: “Cops and officers attended the scene and fired a single shot before getting to the spot. “The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled.” Rangers launched a hunt for the lion following the tragedy, amid concern the same animal may have killed a local man who disappeared at the weekend. The remains of the victim were found on the outskirts of the town, which lies near the Zambezi river. Police believe the man, who has not been named, was eaten by a lion as he walked home from a nightclub. Experts believe the fact Sharai was mauled rather than eaten suggests the same beast was responsible for both attacks – but was not overly hungry. Anybody else think Sharai’s fisherman wasn’t isht to have run off “for help” instead of getting her the fawk outta there alive? SMH. At least she died doing something she enjoyed though right. R.I.P. Sharai! Photo Credit: Shutterstock
And nope, it’s not Hov….. Kanye West Responds To MTV Hottest MC List Although G.O.O.D music guru Kanye West has been on a roll with this rambling and ranting as of late, he actually made a few notable points during a brief chat with HOT 97′s DJ Enuff in response to the release of MTV’s annual “Hottest MCs” list, which ranked ‘Ye at number 7 this year. It sounded like things were all good and normal during the interview until Yeezy put MTV Veejay Sway on blizzy blast…..and then hung up in DJ Enuff’s face in true ‘Ye fashion. Check out a few excerpts from the conversation below: DJ Enuff: I saw you on the list. You came in at #7 on the MTV list. That’s wassup. Kanye: That was cool and everything. More than anything, I’m happy for Sean, but I feel like he should be on top 5. The way he’s just bodying records, like the way he started off that “Mercy….” DJ Enuff: So you think you and Sean should be top 5 definitely? Maybe top 3? I know you, ‘Ye. To me, you’re gonna say you’re the number one rapper in the world. So, number 7, does this bother you? Kanye: Yeah, number 7 bothers me. I think that [Lil] Wayne is the number one rapper in the world. DJ Enuff: Wait, you think Wayne is the number one rapper in the world? Kanye: Yeah, I just think he’s like, you know, him and Jay and Em and certain people are just the greatest rappers of all time. To me, I feel that in order for them to put me as number 7, they had to bring up things that they didn’t like. Like, they was like they didn’t like the “Cruel Summer” album…It’s definitely not based on a body of work. They don’t like Givenchy Kanye, they don’t like Kanye in a kilt, they don’t like Kanye in a relationship… DJ Enuff: So you think that is what puts you at number seven as opposed to number five, four, three, two, one? Kanye: I don’t think it’s them really going bar for bar. I said, “Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.” Ain’t no bar, ain’t no bar in the entire past 12 months that’s hotter than that bar. That’s one bar! I come from this battle rap, that’s how I grew up in Chicago. I couldn’t believe it. I gave Sway his first TV. He came over to my crib in Newark, NJ. I was living in Newark doing beats for Jay and Beans and all them and I was getting a new TV and I gave Sway his first TV. And really I didn’t really wanna even like call to talk about the number seven list, I just wanna tell everybody that I gave Sway his first TV. And he need to remember that. [Hangs up the phone.] Welp. There you have it folks. You can listen to the entire interview below to hear Yeezy tell how he really feels about his music, his artists, other rappers and more. A pretty good listen, we must admit. via MissInfo
What a difference a year makes! Khloe probably ended up with a little indigestion along with her dinner last night. Via US Weekly : Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were decided to grab a late-night meal at an NYC restaurant on Monday, March 4 the same night Kim Kardashian’s estranged husband Kris Humphries was dining there, a source tells Us Weekly. According to the insider, Humphries was having dinner with a large group of friends at Catch in NYC’s Meatpacking District when Khloe and Lamar arrived. The couple of three years were initially unaware that Humphries was there, and were seated at the opposite end of the main dining room. However, the source tells Us that Khloe, 28, spotted Humphries when he stood up to greet a friend joining his group. She “immediately looked down and used her cocktail menu to hide her face,” the insider says. Khloe and Lamar, 33, ate quickly and never engaged with their estranged brother-in-law before leaving the restaurant. The source tells Us that Humphries didn’t seem bothered during his meal and was having a good time. Kim, 32, filed for divorce from the 28-year-old NBA player in October 2011 after 72 days of marriage. Humphries countered with annulment based on fraud, and the two have been involved in a lengthy divorce trial since. On Feb. 15, however, a judge ruled that the former couples’ trial will begin May 6. Kim is currently expecting her first child with boyfriend Kanye West, and Khloe said her sister’s divorce “needs to get over already.” “He’s, in my opinion, delusional,” Khloe said of Humphries on Watch What Happens Live on Jan. 31. “I don’t know why he’s asking for anything? He’s fame-hungry, in my opinion. He wants money . . . I just think everything he’s doing is so — it’s just gross to me.” That’s such a shame, especially because Catch is a great restaurant to have a nice leisurely meal. Sounds like they totally let him run them outta there. WENN
Jonathan Leder is some photographer I follow on instagram and he shoots all these 60s and 70s inspired erotica with serious babes….from Emily Ratajkowski to others who have gone onto be in Playboy and shit like that…making him almost a talent scout for girls you will masturbate to in the future….or even masturbate to now…cuz he’s pics are usually better than what the mainstream media delivers….even if it’s not the 70s and erotica is a dying art form….despite the fact that people like me love it more than any throat fucking porn….cuz throat fucking porn, although fun to live out at home, turns off the actual babes from getting involved….while erotica is something hot girls can be into if put in the right setting…with the right photographer who makes it happen… I don’t know about you…but starting the day…even at 11:30 EST….with a little erotica while hungover….to some 60s Parisian Lounge music, even if it’s a little obvious, is amazing. The model’s name is Amy Hood and I like her.
