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David Cronenberg Talks ‘Cosmopolis,’ High Frame Rates, And ‘Bullshit’ Oscars

2012 brought us two whacked-out limousine-set films from auteurs bearing all the markings of future cult classics. But while Leos Carax’s Holy Motors received universal critical praise, David Cronenberg ‘s Robert Pattinson -starring Cosmopolis left critics a little more divided , although how anyone could dislike a film featuring an R-Pattz prostate exam is one of life’s great mysteries. Movieline spoke with Cronenberg, a man who at this point seems physically incapable of tolerating bullshit, about his career, Oscar hopes and realities, and new advances like the High Frame Rate Peter Jackson used on The Hobbit . Along the way he riffed hypothetical on what he’d do for awards season glory, assessed the comfortable niche he’s carved out for himself on the fringes of the studio system, and revealed what he really thinks about… cats. Happy New Year! The Blu-ray release of Cosmopolis is coming out in the heart of Oscar-campaign season. I get the sense it doesn’t bug you too much that this film isn’t being discussed more as a contender. Yes. Every year I try to be as disconnected as possible. This year it’s been very easy because we haven’t been nominated for any awards. It’s not sour grapes, it’s not compensation; it’s a relief. It’s very easy to get caught up in it if you are nominated. The people who are releasing the movie get excited, they want you to do more, and you understand it because the awards can maybe get more people to see the film. This, on its face, is a good thing. However, it is all bullshit, it is all annoying and it is all very problematical. But it gives people stuff to write about, gives structure, we understand. But I won’t be watching any of the awards shows. It’s not just showing up that night, there’s months of campaigning. Oh, yes. I’ve talked with several people, one of whom was Denys Arcand, a French Canadian director who won the Best Foreign Language Oscar for The Barbarian Invasions — I know him well. He said he would never, ever do it again. He said it was a year, an incredibly intense year, and ultimately rather boring. Because he’s not doing anything creative at all, just selling. For a guy like Denys Arcand, though, does an award affect his bottom line? Does it affect his career? Will he be able to buy a new house after winning? No, not really. On the contrary, it’s caused him to retreat. He’s decided he doesn’t want to be involved in anything remotely Hollywood. He wants to make Quebecois films. He attempted to make some movies in English with emerging stars and it was a disaster — it’s not his sensibility. For an actor, though, perhaps it’s a different story. Viggo Mortensen was nominated for some of your films, Keira Knightley was discussed for A Dangerous Method . But let’s say she had won — would that have elevated her, and gotten her roles she wouldn’t have gotten otherwise? I don’t think so. She’s incredibly sought after — despite the fact that the British critics are often on her, but they like to eat their own, let’s face it. She’s too smart and beautiful and too talented, it drives them crazy. I don’t see [an award] doing anything for her. End of the year lists, though — Cosmopolis did end up placing second in Cahiers du Cinema ‘s top ten of the year. Yes and on Sight and Sound ‘s list, as well. So the snooty-pants Euros are digging the movie. And, it’ll no doubt end up somewhere on my top 20, I think. [Note: it came in at #12.] If I gave you money would you put it higher? No. Well? Depends how much money. C’mon, let’s talk. A hundred grand goes a long way. Would you give me a hundred grand to write that Cosmopolis is the best movie of the year? No! [Laughs.] But it’s a thought. Let’s be honest — at this stage in your career, let’s say you met the most reputable critic in the world, you met him at a bar and he said, “Oh, man, I’m in a real money crunch right now, I will make Cosmopolis my #1 of the year for X amount of dollars,” do you consider it for a second? No. But that’s because I’m too cheap. But… fact is, I have been on those lists, New York Times has been very positive on my last few movies, we got three great reviews from three critics at the New York Times for A Dangerous Method . But we still didn’t get…[laughs]…it didn’t… Still nobody in the States sees your damn movies, it’s Europeans only! That’s right. It doesn’t do much. But, listen, you like the validation, especially when they are intelligent people who write beautifully and when they applaud your movie it is terrific and gratifying. Pragmatically, it doesn’t do much. Better to get good reviews over bad, obviously, but we all know terrible movies that got terrible reviews that made a lot of money. There’s no one to one relationship. You just have to get very ’60s… just go with the flow.

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Talkback: What Were 2012’s Greatest Unintentionally Awkward Moments In Film?

2012 was a strong year for film , delivering numerous high quality event movies and also a ton of very excellent serious fare as well. But perhaps it’s the overall high quality that made us take note of the moments in which we were wrenched out of our suspended disbelief, or maybe it’s just that the gods of moviedom knew something had to be done to prevent people from taking themselves too seriously. Either way, the year was blessed with some rather amazeballs moments of unintentional awkwardness that really forced us to step back and gasp, “Did that really happen?!” [ SPOILERS! ] Talia Al Ghul’s death in The Dark Knight Rises We can spend hours picking apart the problems with The Dark Knight Rises ( and we did! ), but the film probably could have glued itself together were it not for the moment Marion Cotillard was revealed ( da-da-daaaa ) to actually be the daughter of Ra’s Al Ghul (Liam Neeson) from Batman Begins . Not only did this reveal come out of nowhere, but it turned very quickly into a punchline when she died less than 10 minutes later, delivering her death monologue like she was having a ham-off with William Shatner. “My father’s work… IS DONE! Gasp. Gasp. GASP!” (Bonus points for the goofy look of disbelief on Jim Gordon’s, Batman’s and Selina Kyle’s faces. Even they know how silly this is.) Javier Bardem ‘s Dentures in Skyfall Skyfall is almost the perfect Bond film, right down to the amazing theme song. But the film nearly ground to a halt during the contractually obligated moment where Javier Bardem’s Silva has been captured and is interrogated by M – not because the scene isn’t awesome, but because for some reason, Silva’s already-creepy personality and damaged brain wasn’t enough for the film’s creative management. So they went and gave him the worst dentures ever. Every other moment Bardem is onscreen is truly terrifying, but this just felt like a bad parody. Jacob’s Love For A Baby In Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part Two It almost seems unfair to mention it, but even a film series littered with spectacular amounts of knowing camp managed to take itself very, very seriously at precisely the wrong moment: The moment in which a werewolf TOOK A TODDLER AS HIS SOULMATE. The Twilight series’ discomfort that began in Part One with Jacob’s baby-imprinting peaked in the Breaking Dawn Part 2 flash forward that showed Jacob (Taylor Lautner) and a grown Renesmee canoodling as a happy and ostensibly legal-and-totally-not-creepy-anymore couple. Every time Gale shows up in The Hunger Games I feel bad for Liam Hemsworth because he did a perfectly fine job playing Katniss’ childhood bestie/first love interest, Gale. Unfortunately, Hemsworth interpreted Gale as though he just walked in from the cast of Magic Mike , delivering the bro-iest take on an oppressed citizen of a dystopic, post-apocalyptic dictatorship in recorded history. I saw The Hunger Games three times in the theater. One of them was a press screening and even there, I heard snickers every time the camera panned to Hemsworth. Hopefully he bros it down a notch for the sequel. What about you, readers? Let us know your favorite moments that disrupted disbelief in comments. MORE END-OF-YEAR 2012 TOP TENS: One Of The Last Top 10s Of 2012, By Brian Brooks Mash-Ups, ‘Moonrise,’ And ‘Miami’ Connections: Jen Yamato’s Top 10 Movie Moments of 2012 Amy Nicholson’s / Top 10 of 2012 / Written In Haiku The Masters: Movieline Critic Alison Willmore’s Top 10 Films of 2012 They Turn Us On, Dammit! Movieline Critic Alison Willmore’s Top 10 Overlooked Gems of 2012 Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. Follow him on twitter (@rossalincoln). Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Photos: THG Hot Bodies Countdown #6!

THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012! If you haven’t figured it out by now, we’ve been paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore, and the competition is flat out sweltering. Keeping the heat rising in the #6 spot: Jennifer Lawrence! Most recently, Bar Refaeli bikini photos deservedly made THG’s hot list. Now, it’s one of the hottest actresses around – in more ways than one. What’s most amazing about Jennifer Lawrence – besides her considerable and surprisingly versatile acting talents – is that she’s almost under the radar. She started out her career by playing lead roles in TBS’s The Bill Engvall Show and in the independent films The Burning Plain and Winter’s Bone . Lawrence was also in X-Men: First Class, but is best known as Katniss in The Hunger Games , and most recently for her work in Silver Linings Playbook . You almost wouldn’t know how flat-out gorgeous she is. Whereas we see Rihanna nude photos just about every day, Jennifer is the opposite of an fame-seeking exhibitionist … even if she could pull it off. Once in awhile, she’ll do a photo shoot like the ones seen below, but aside from that, the 22-year-old is actually reserved and a semi-private person. Sometimes, less really is more. Unless we’re talking about the images seen here, in which case more is also more. As long as it’s not overkill. You get the idea. Now try not to drool into your computer too much. Click to enlarge a ton more hot Jennifer Lawrence photos below! Who’s next? Check back to see THG bikini babe #5!

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Chris Brown and Rihanna: Spotted, Going Public at Staples Center!

Chris Brown and Rihanna were seen together at the annual Christmas Day NBA game in L.A. yesterday, arriving in the same car and sitting side-by-side. Despite many a clandestine rendezvous and some suggestive Instagram photos of late, it’s the first time in years they’ve arrived at an event together. The two arrived to the arena in the same car, but got out of the vehicle separately, according to TMZ, most likely to avoid celebrity gossip attention. They eventually met up inside and sat together in courtside seats, making for an unabashedly public date in front of 18,000 fans plus millions of TV viewers. L.A. defeated New York at Staples Center, 100-94. We know you were wondering. Chris Brown and Rihanna haven’t officially announced they’re a couple, though this would certainly suggest it … then again you never know with them. Rihanna declared herself single just a few weeks ago, at which point Chris was jetting to Paris with Karrueche Tran and allegedly banging Ayem Nour . Chris dumped Karrueche this summer, citing his “friendship” with Rihanna and recording a lame ass video about how hard it is to love two people (below). Chris Brown Drunk Rant Are he and Rihanna a legit couple again? Is he stringing two people along with no plans to commit? Is it all a huge PR ploy to keep them relevant? Impossible to say … but if it is the latter, well played. So, that pretty much brings you up to date on the life and times of Chris Brown’s junk. Until the next shirtless Twitpic, drunken rant or nightclub fight …

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Ben Affleck: NOT Running For Office

Despite a unique set of circumstances that made the idea feasible and rumors of his political ambitions, Ben Affleck will not be running for U.S. Senate. “I love Massachusetts and our political process, but I am not running for office,” the Argo director wrote on his Facebook page Monday, December 24. “We are about to get a great U.S. Secretary of State and there are some phenomenal candidates in Massachusetts for his Senate seat,” he added. “I look forward to an amazing campaign.” “Right now it’s a privilege to spend my time working with Eastern Congo Initiative (ECI), supporting our veterans, drawing attention to the great many who go hungry in the U.S. every single day and using filmmaking to entertain and foster discussion about issues like our relationship to Iran.” Rumors ran wild last week that Affleck would run for U.S. Senate in his native Massachusetts, replacing soon-to-be Secretary of State John Kerry. Hillary Clinton, currently the head of the U.S. State Department, made it clear she’d step down as soon as President Obama’s replacement is sworn in. A special election will be held in 2013 to fill Kerry’s seat in Congress’ upper chamber. During an interview on CBS’ Face the Nation last week, the actor-director played coy about the possibility he could throw his hat into the wide-open ring. “Well, one never knows,” he said. “I do have a great fondness and admiration for the political process, but I’m not going to get into speculation about my political future.” The husband of Jennifer Garner and father of three joked, “I’ve got a lot on my plate.”

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Barbara Palvin’s Tits for Instagram in a Bikini of the Day

Barbara Palvin is the potential pussy that broke the Justin Beiber and Selena Union sent from heaven, or more likely, publicist and management heaven, cuz it gave people something to talk about…you know her sex offending molesting little boys…and his pretending to not be gay…in some American love story that was as fabricated as all American love stories..and that ended with these 18 year old Hungarian bikini and lingerie model tits…for beiber (right) and Mia Farrow / Woody Allen’s 25 year old boy genius son for Gomez… The lies from all angles….hurt me…but luckily young tits make em better.

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Kelis Steps It Up And Gives A Hand In The Kitchen During The Melts LA Opening

Bet you didn’t know she could throw down huh? Kelis showed off her culinary creds during The Melts opening night in Hollywood the other day and, according to sources, she didn’t disappoint when she jumped behind the counter… Popular Bay Area fast casual grilled cheese restaurant The Melt celebrated the opening of their first Los Angeles location in Hollywood recently with founder Jonathan Kaplan, who is best known as the founder of the The Flip video camera. Invited guests enjoyed music by DJ Valida while sampling The Melt’s food & soup combo offerings. Award winning, multi-platinum recording artist Kelis who was in town working on a new album stopped by the event and was quickly brought behind the counter once Kaplan found out she was also a certified chef and graduate of the Cordon Bleu. Putting her culinary skills to the test, Kelis whipped up an untraditional dessert s’more melt for guests to enjoy. Hungry now? Images via Damian Tsutsumida

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Jesus Take The Wheel: School Lunch Lady Gets Canned For Feeding A Needy Student!?!?

She lost her job after sneaking lunches to a 4th grader whose family sent him to school without food each day. According to KTVI : A St. Louis County cafeteria worker is out of a job after giving away free meals to a child in need. For two years, Dianne Brame worked as a cafeteria manager at Hudson Elementary in Webster Groves, keeping kids’ bellies full for their all-important task of learning. The lunch lady loved her job: “I knew kids by their names, I knew their likes and dislikes, so it was just fun.” But recently, she came across a fourth grader who consistently came without money. She says he used to be on the free lunch program, but language barriers got in the way of reapplying: “I sent them paperwork so that they could get back in contact with me, but it didn’t happen,” she says. For days, Brame snuck the boy lunches. She explains, “I let his account get over $45 which I’m only supposed to let it get over $10, and I started letting him come through my lunch line without putting his number in, and they look at that as stealing. I thought it was just taking care of a kid.” She was trying to protect him from the bullying: a cruel side dish to the default cheese sandwich given to kids without lunch money. “The kids would ridicule and tell them, ah you don’t have any money, that’s why you have to eat cheese sandwiches every day,” Brame says. On Tuesday, word got around to Brame’s supervisor, who put her between a rock and a hard place: either leave, or move to another school in a demoted position. The 60 year-old former manager felt she didn’t have a choice. “My husband died in February, I lost my home, car got repo’ed,” she explains, “Hudson is in walking distance from me, so I took the firing. Fire me.” Gary Woodruff, whose daughter attends Hudson Elementary, finds the punishment to be harsh: “It just seems a little excessive that they would do that to a lunch lady, I mean it’s a little bit ridiculous, especially nowadays with the economy and what not.” Now, jobless and with the holidays right around the corner, Brame is on a tighter budget—giving cookies instead of pricier presents. According to Brame’s employer, she does have the opportunity to appeal the decision. But Brame says she doesn’t want to bother, especially because she knows she violated protocol. Looking back, she says she wouldn’t change a thing: “I don’t think any kid should be hungry. I don’t. And it’s my belief that some of these kids who go to school and get meals, that may be the only meal they eat that day.” SMH…you can’t even feed hungry kids now. Thanks to thousands of people, Mrs. Brame was rehired after their responses to her story. Images via shutterstock/Facebook

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Kate Middleton Hoax Suicide: Did Hospital Criticism Prompt Nurse’s Death?

The nurse in the Kate Middleton hoax may have hanged herself in part because the hospital came down on her very hard after falling for the infamous prank call. TMZ, via the Daily Mail, claims that in one of her three suicide notes , Jacintha Saldanha was critical of the London hospital for the treatment she received. The story does not explicitly state that this treatment is connected to the hoax. It appears to be the case, however, given one of the other suicide notes, which describes how she tried to cope with the fallout due to the Kate Middleton prank call . The story has raised a new round of questions surrounding the tragic case, which unraveled last week after Kate was hospitalized with acute morning sickness. The parties responsible for the prank played a role in the nurse’s death – and are keenly aware of and devastated by that fact – but there are other factors to consider. Did her superiors come down on her hard after the hoax, in which two Sydney DJs impersonated the Queen and Prince Charles, inquiring about Kate’s health? Could their reaction have impacted or changed the events that followed? A hospital spokesperson claims hospital management was supportive of Saldanha, but they are not privy to what Jacintha Saldanha wrote in the notes. As for the third note, the report claims the nurse, a married mother of two, laid out plans for her funeral. She then killes herself, reportedly via hanging. She was 46.

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Kendrick Lamar Or Gotye? Celebs Pick Their Best Artist Of The Year!

‘Hunger Games’ star Josh Hutcherson, Jordin Sparks and more chime in on their picks for the 2012 title. By Cory Midgarden Kendrick Lamar Photo: Christie Goodwin/Getty Images

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