New in theaters, Emma Stone is bringing a hefty dose of sex appeal to the crime drama Gangster Squad (2013), but stays skingy by only baring a hint of side boob. Also non-nude, Alanna Ubach will tickle your funny bone in the paranormal spoof A Haunted House ( 2013 ) , but to get your other bone tickled, see her 3B’s in the series Hung . Finally, Zero Dark Thirty is expanding in theaters this week, and star Jessica Chastain can cause some expansion in your pants thanks to her previous nude roles in Lawless (2012) and Jolene (2008). More after the jump!
‘Mortal Instruments,’ ‘Hunger Games’ stand out as the top vote-getters in the brawl for it all. By Josh Wigler Lily Collins in “The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones” Photo: Sony Pictures
This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by a Drug Free THG. And the genius who created and posted this gem of a meme on Reddit: Let this comparison of Lindsay Lohan, 26 going on 50, and Patrick Stewart, 72 going on 50, serve as a cautionary tale – not that it’s the first of its kind. Exhibit B: Notable female Mean Girls cast members then and now. Exhibit C: Lindsay vs. Glee ‘s Dianna Agron , also born in 1986.
Scheana Marie is certainly milking whatever she can out of the fact that she was Eddie Cibrian’s mistress, now claiming he cheated on LeAnn Rimes with her as well. The stunning waitress, who slept with Eddie Cibrian while he was married to Brandi Glanville, says her “other woman” status continued while we was with LeAnn. Scheana Marie , 27, claims that the hunky actor contacted her to met up for drinks soon after he split with Glanville – and started dating Rimes – in 2009. The Vanderpump Rules star, who was confronted by Brandi on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week, says she had no idea he was seeing someone else. “As months go by, Eddie gets separated. He then contacts me to go out for drinks,” Scheana says. “I believed he was separated, so I was happy to go out with him.” “But shortly into trying to hang out with him I find out about LeAnn, and I felt like such an idiot!” Scheana recalls the moment she first met Eddie and says she was instantly smitten. But then, things quickly turned sour after her mom discovered he was a married man. Marie, who’s also been linked to John Mayer, recalls: “When a really good-looking guy with big dimples wants to take you out for drinks, your first question isn’t ‘are you married because you don’t have a ring on your finger?’” “We hung out, it was quite casual and about six months in my mom saw an article and was like, ‘that Eddie guy you are dating, is his last name Cibrian and is he on Third Watch? ‘” “I was like, ‘Yeah, why?’ She told me he and his wife are expecting their second child!” A distraught Scheana Marine says she got in touch with Eddie to find out the truth, and Brandi Glanville ‘s then-husband admitted wrong-doing via text. “He was like, ‘I’m so sorry I lied to you.’ He then switched gears, saying, ‘by the way, are you still doing the acting thing? I have a project I’m funding.'” “‘There’s a role for you that would be great.’” Smooth operator, that Eddie Cibrian. Needless to say, Scheana and Eddie haven’t spoken in years, but with her now appearing on Vanderpump Rules on Bravo, interest in their affair has resurfaced. Glanville, Vanderpump’s friend, has been a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills fixture, and Scheana works at Lisa’s restaurant … it’s a small world people. In Monday’s episode, Scheana came face-to-face with Brandi. During the fiery scene, Glanville labeled Scheana a “hooker” and a “star f*%ker,” which the ambitious beauty feels could harm her reputation. Or extend her 15 minutes of fame. Pros and cons. Eddie’s ladies: Who’d rather … And the Winner is? Brandi Glanville Click Here To Vote for Brandi Scheana Marie Click Here To Vote for Scheana LeAnn Rimes Click Here To Vote for LeAnn Scheana Marie or LeAnn Rimes or Brandi Glanville: Which of Eddie Cibrian’s wives/mistresses/lovers would you rather … you know? View Poll »
Fans chose ‘Hunger Games’ and Katy Perry to sweep multiple categories. By MTV News staff Taylor Swift accepts the Favorite Country Artist award at the 2013 People’s Choice Awards Photo: Jeff Kravitz
Forget all those “most anticipated movies of 2013” lists — there’s only one major motion picture event I can’t wait to get my mind blown by, and that’s Harmony Korine ‘s Spring Breakers . Tween idols on a crime spree, James Franco channeling Riff Raff, the ATL Twins, and love for the pop powerhouse that was ’00s-era Britney Spears … who can resist? Are we not human beings? Today Vulture ‘s got the U.S. poster debut to tease the Spring Breakers marketing wave that’s coming in the next few months, which will have me floating in a fluorescent fever of anticipation until March. Spring Breakers , which stars Ashley Benson , Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , and Rachel Korine as a foursome of coeds who decide to fund their spring break shenanigans by robbing a fast food restaurant, also reportedly has a release date of March 22 (NY/LA) via A24 Pictures. Mark. Your. Calendars. As for the new U.S. poster, there’s a decidedly more dangerous, leering sensibility here than in the previous Girls Gone Wild -party time materials and sneak peeks we’ve seen; the obscuring ski mask makes it so that you can’t tell which Spring Breaker belongs to that nubile body posing provocatively in a camera flash in the dark, exactly, and how do you feel about that, you perv? To paraphrase Godard: All you need for a movie is a girl in a Day-Glo bikini and a gun. And if you don’t know: “SPRING BREAKERS tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by robbing a fast food joint. But that’s only the beginning… At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug and amateur rapper who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. `Rough on the outside but with a soft soul on the inside, Alien wins over the hearts and dreams of the young Spring Breakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined.” Head to Vulture for the full high-res poster debut. MORE ON SPRING BREAKERS : Spring Breakers Smacks The Disney (Mostly) Out Of Selena Gomez In Venice WATCH: First Clip From Spring Breakers, Harmony Korine’s Hottie Crime Caper Help Movieline Caption This Picture of James Franco in Cornrows for Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Forget all those “most anticipated movies of 2013” lists — there’s only one major motion picture event I can’t wait to get my mind blown by, and that’s Harmony Korine ‘s Spring Breakers . Tween idols on a crime spree, James Franco channeling Riff Raff, the ATL Twins, and love for the pop powerhouse that was ’00s-era Britney Spears … who can resist? Are we not human beings? Today Vulture ‘s got the U.S. poster debut to tease the Spring Breakers marketing wave that’s coming in the next few months, which will have me floating in a fluorescent fever of anticipation until March. Spring Breakers , which stars Ashley Benson , Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , and Rachel Korine as a foursome of coeds who decide to fund their spring break shenanigans by robbing a fast food restaurant, also reportedly has a release date of March 22 (NY/LA) via A24 Pictures. Mark. Your. Calendars. As for the new U.S. poster, there’s a decidedly more dangerous, leering sensibility here than in the previous Girls Gone Wild -party time materials and sneak peeks we’ve seen; the obscuring ski mask makes it so that you can’t tell which Spring Breaker belongs to that nubile body posing provocatively in a camera flash in the dark, exactly, and how do you feel about that, you perv? To paraphrase Godard: All you need for a movie is a girl in a Day-Glo bikini and a gun. And if you don’t know: “SPRING BREAKERS tells the story of four sexy college girls as they plan to fund their spring break getaway by robbing a fast food joint. But that’s only the beginning… At a motel room rager, fun reaches its legal limit and the girls are arrested and taken to jail. Hungover and clad only in bikinis, the girls appear before a judge but are bailed out unexpectedly by Alien (James Franco), an infamous local thug and amateur rapper who takes them under his wing and leads them on the wildest Spring Break trip in history. `Rough on the outside but with a soft soul on the inside, Alien wins over the hearts and dreams of the young Spring Breakers, and leads them on a Spring Break they never could have imagined.” Head to Vulture for the full high-res poster debut. MORE ON SPRING BREAKERS : Spring Breakers Smacks The Disney (Mostly) Out Of Selena Gomez In Venice WATCH: First Clip From Spring Breakers, Harmony Korine’s Hottie Crime Caper Help Movieline Caption This Picture of James Franco in Cornrows for Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Irina Shayk looks good in a bikini. I am glad whatever mail order bride company she was signed to had the concept of selling her to a famous athlete who needed a babe who couldn’t speak english to front as his girlfriend…cuz it’s opened so many doors for her that has lead to me being able to masturbate to so many pics of her…not that I masturbate…but I do with my mind…you get what I’m saying…she’s awesome… Here’s a video of it….
Miley Cyrus posed in bed with Taylor Swift’s recent ex-boyfriend who was hardly a boyfriend but a guy she was fucking for 2 months after fucking some other guy for 6 months cuz Taylor Swift is a fucking hooker slut who just markets herself as a typical girl…who’s had 40 cocks already and she’s hungry for more… I think it’s safe to say that Miley was mocking Taylor Swift…because she probably hates that lie also….but maybe we’re just reading into it too much…and that fact that I am posting this doesn’t lie in that I am interested in the gossip element…but rather in that fact that Miley gives me boners especially when in bed….in selfies…I’m just bummed it’s not a sex doll she’s riding like a sybian til she squirts.
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire , The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and Iron Man 3 are among the most anticipated blockbusters of 2013. That is the result of survey of over 2,000 film fans by online movie ticketing site Fandango, which asked users their picks for the new year. The survey also ventures into who potential audiences are eyeing as potential breakouts over the year. Leading the pack among Best Male Breakout Movie Star is Henry Cavill , the Immortals star who will play Clark Kent/Superman in the upcoming Zack Snyder pic Man of Steel . Men in Black 3 actress Alice Eve tops the ‘Biggest Female Breakout Movie Star.’ The Men in Black 3 actress will play Dr. Carol Marcus in the upcoming Star Trek Into Darkness , which is also one of the most anticipated blockbusters of the new year. Sir Ben Kingsley tops the “Most Anticipated Villain” category for Iron Man 3 (also an anticipated blockbuster), while World War Z tops out “Most Anticipated Apocalyptic Movie.” The action-drama stars Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos and David Morse follows a U.N. employee who travels around the world in a race against time to stop the outbreak of a deadly Zombie pandemic. After being Sexiest Man Alive in 2012, Channing Tatum is apparently maintaining momentum into 2013, coming in as the top “Sexiest Man in the Movies” for his roles in G.I. Joe: Retaliation and White House Down . Mila Kunis leads the pack in the female category for Oz: The Great and Powerful . Two-thousand fans were polled by Fandango last week. And what are your Most Anticipated Films and Actors of 2013? Fan picks via Fandango for 2013 : Most Anticipated Blockbuster 1. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug 3. Iron Man 3 4. Star Trek Into Darkness 5. The Great Gatsby Biggest Male Breakout Moviestar 1. Henry Cavill ( Man of Steel ) 2. Sam Claflin ( The Hunger Games: Catching Fire ) 3. Armie Hammer ( The Lone Ranger ) 4. Jai Courtney ( A Good Day to Die Hard ) 5. Nicholas Hoult ( Jack the Giant Slayer ; Warm Bodies ) Biggest Female Breakout Moviestar 1. Alice Eve ( Star Trek Into Darkness ) 2. Chloë Grace Moretz ( Carrie ) 3. Alice Englert ( Beautiful Creatures ) 4. Jurnee Smollett-Bell ( Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor ) 5. Gabriella Wilde ( Carrie ) Sexiest Woman In The Movies 1. Mila Kunis ( Oz: The Great and Powerful ) 2. Jessica Alba ( Sin City: A Dame to Kill For ) 3. Halle Berry ( Movie 43 ) 4. Zoe Saldana ( Star Trek Into Darkness ) 5. Jennifer Lawrence ( The Hunger Games: Catching Fire ) Sexiest Man In The Movies 1. Channing Tatum ( G.I. Joe: Retaliation ; White House Down ) 2. Hugh Jackman ( The Wolverine ) 3. Ryan Gosling ( Gangster Squad ) 4. Johnny Depp ( The Lone Ranger ) 5. Robert Downey, Jr. ( Iron Man 3 ) Most Anticipated Villain 1. Ben Kingsley ( Iron Man 3 ) 2. Benedict Cumberbatch ( Star Trek Into Darkness ) 3. Michael Shannon ( Man of Steel ) 4. Will Yun Lee ( The Wolverine ) 5. Christopher Eccleston ( Thor: The Dark World ) Most Anticipated Apocalyptic Movie 1. World War Z 2. After Earth 3. Pacific Rim 4. This Is the End 5. Oblivion
