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Emily Ratajkowski Call of Duty Trailer of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the worst…But people like her, and I guess she just made another million dollars being the tits in this new live action Call of Duty Trailer…because once you’re relevant…people will pay you well to participate in promoting their shit… What we can all learn from her is that sleeping with Kanye, doing nude shoots, and leveraging that hard can work for you, and the first step is taking off your clothes…and I think that’s a pretty great lesson to take home to your kids tonight over dinner, assuming you eat dinner with your kids, something I assume you don’t do, because they are too busy playing videogames and you are too busy trying to cheat on your wife, telling her you’re caught up at the office late…#internet #generation – not that you have wife or kids, you lonely fuck, I’m just trying to find an angle with Emily Ratajkowski…and when all she is is tits…I probably should have just wrote #tits and #videogames..and let you masturbate to them in peace…because I am not a tit shamer – I am a tit celebrator…

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Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

Barbara Palvin is naked for Madame Figaro…. She’s a Hungarian 20 year old…so I guess she’s lucky to be in this fashion story, instead of the live webcam streaming site most 20 year olds from Hungary are getting naked on…. I think she looks good….enough…I mean if you’re going to get naked, this implied nonsense is just nonsense. We are in an era where spread legged vagina shots are considered fashion not porn. Larry Flynt got shot in the back for that right…and anytime a naked girl isn’t shot spread eagled…the world is shitting on his martyrdom… I don’t know what I am saying, the fact is that these pictures don’t give me a boner, but i guess nothing really does…the internet has desensitized me…

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Selena Gomez Slutty for Instagram of the Day

Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.

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Barbara Palvin Sucking Popsicles for Guy Aroch of the Day

There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….

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Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Barbara Palvin Hot for El Pais Semanal of the Day

I think it is safe to say that 19 year old Hungarian model, who miraculously, isn’t working at a dairy farm in Hungary like you’d expect most 19 year old Hungarians to be doing, but is instead an international model, is looking her best in these pics…. I don’t know what “El Pais Semanal” is, I just know they took an otherwise uneventful looking girl, who has managed international modelling success for whatever reason, and slut her out proper. This is by far the best we’ve seen her, and for that we must celebrate….not that we wouldn’t celebrate if she was in a fucking snow suit, the whole fact she’s 19, for perverts like us, makes her worth a fuck, even if she was 50 pounds heavier and missing teeth…

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Justin Bieber Bodyguard Accused of Battery AGAIN

Seriously, Justin Bieber, if you do not want your picture snapped, stop going out in public. For the FOURTH time in a week, someone associated with the singer has been accused of battery because others have tried to take photos of Bieber. Last week, a couple security team members allegedly went after a paparazzo because he wanted to get Bieber on camera at a skateboard park. Then, Justin himself was actually caught on camera cursing off a camerman and swiping his SIM card. Now, TMZ insiders say Bieber and his entourage were at a hooka lounge in Los Angeles when another patron tried to get a photo. In response, one of Bieber’s bodyguards intervened and some kind of fight broke out. The individual called the police, but Justin and company were gone by the time they arrived. Details clearly are murky and it’s unclear if Bieber was involved at all in this incident – but plenty celebrities across the planet take the risk of being seen and photographed every time they go out. It’s a small price to pay for their fame and fortune. Bieber is one of the few who can’t seem to accept this.

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Simon Cowell: Egged on Britain’s Got Talent Finale!

Simon Cowell has often egged on contestants to do better… but this is ridiculous! On last night’s Britain’s Got Talent finale, Richard and Adam Johnson took to the stage for a version of “The Impossible Dream” when a viola player named Natalie Holt sprung from her spot, ran in front of the brothers and fired eggs at the famous judge. And the crazy incident was caught on camera! Watch it take place around the two-minute mark now: Simon Cowell Gets Egged Holt was a contestant last season on the show and said afterward: “I want to apologize to Richard and Adam for overshadowing their performance. I’ve never done anything like this before and in hindsight I have realized it was a silly thing to do.” She should really apologize to a Hungarian group called Attraction. They took home the Britain’s Got Talent title, but not the headlines after the show.

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Simon Cowell: Egged on Britain’s Got Talent Finale!

Simon Cowell has often egged on contestants to do better… but this is ridiculous! On last night’s Britain’s Got Talent finale, Richard and Adam Johnson took to the stage for a version of “The Impossible Dream” when a viola player named Natalie Holt sprung from her spot, ran in front of the brothers and fired eggs at the famous judge. And the crazy incident was caught on camera! Watch it take place around the two-minute mark now: Simon Cowell Gets Egged Holt was a contestant last season on the show and said afterward: “I want to apologize to Richard and Adam for overshadowing their performance. I’ve never done anything like this before and in hindsight I have realized it was a silly thing to do.” She should really apologize to a Hungarian group called Attraction. They took home the Britain’s Got Talent title, but not the headlines after the show.

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