This whole Elizabeth Hurley trying to be an Instagram model at 52 was cute for a minute, but now it’s getting creepy. Don’t get me wrong I’d be more than happy to have my filthy mitts all over her cougar body, but at her age there is something about a lady having class and owning it. This is what young insecure chicks do to get attention and followers on social media. Anyway, I feel bad for her son having to witness all these posts that she publishes. Weird.
I know old people aren’t typically supposed to know how to use cell phones or technology, but I sure am glad someone at the Hottie Retirement Home taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram, because the 52-year-old cougar is a real natural. Then again, I guess she’s had years of experience at giving dudes five-alarm pants fires. All I know is, this is hands down the hottest Insta-cougar I’ve ever seen in the wild. Yow!
It might be shocking to some of you, but did you know Elizabeth Hurley is 51 years old? Judging by these pictures of her on Instagram, I’d give her 48 max! A hot 48!. You know it’s one thing for a girl in their 20s to be prancing around on social media, but not a hot old cougar. Grow up! Better yet, do something that makes you relevant again. A post shared by Elizabeth Hurley (@elizabethhurley1) on Apr 9, 2017 at 4:18am PDT » view all 15 photos Continue reading →
I never paid much attention in science class in school, so I have no clue how Elizabeth Hurley can manage to still look this hot at 51-f@#king-years-old. But luckily, just because her acting career’s slowed down doesn’t mean her hottie career has to end, and apparently she’s made a seamless transition into Instagram modeling these days. And here I thought old people didn’t know how to use the Internet. I think this is the first time I’ve ever been so glad to be proven wrong. Enjoy.
The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said: I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG…. The post Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OLD LADY BIKINI BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIZ HURLEY – was the alternate name of this post…because she’s 51 and on the prowl… I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting them…. The post Elizabeth Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been doing posts on Elizabeth Hurley for years now, and I still haven’t managed to figure out how the ageless hottie can look just as good today as she did 10 years ago. Probably because I’m always too distracted by her killer cleavage to think about anything else. But this time, I’m finally going to get to the bottom of it, so here she is at a charity event showing off those perfect funbags of hers and… sorry, what were we talking about again? Whatever. Just enjoy. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t know what the point of this video is since we all know the benefits and disadvantages of smoking weed, but it’s still funny seeing some old dudes get high.
