I’d like to take a minute from your hectic day to look at these pics of Ireland Baldwin and try to understand why she’s getting work when she’s such a fucking monster…I’m talking some kind of Baldwin Ogre that crawled out of a Bassinger vagina, only to morph into the big and bloated looking trust fund brat, with an identity crisis, who one day is getting married and simulating sex on social media, to the next when she’s dating some black Youtube spoken word/rapper chick…straight from the fucking gutter…It’s like anything to rebel, get noticed, get attention, be different, cause some kind of conflict, when all she needs to do is ride her family name, book a sitcom and shut the fuck up…but instead, like all these other instagram girls, she’s trying to be a model. What the fuck is wrong with people. If I was her, I’d ride that inheritance straight to a tropical island to fucking tan…people have their priorities all fucked up.
Here is Anja Rubik pretending to be Kim Basigner…while Kim Basinger’s own daughter is pretending to be an open minded lesbian into black girls who rope her in for the media attention and who Ireland lets go down on her…because every girl likes getting eaten out, and other girls are usually better at it, since they understand the vagina…giving Ireland the orgasm her boyfriend never did…leading to her confusing orgasms with love…and self discovery and identity crisis makes sense…especially since she’s built like a ogre lesbian…all big and scary.. Not that this has to do with Ireland Baldwin or even Kim Basinger, I don’t even know what these pics have to do with Kim Basinger…maybe inspired by one of her movies? I just know I got side-tracked, it happens when you ramble all fucking day… This has to do with Anja Rubik being amazing, even when she’s not naked, even though I like her BETTER WHEN SHE’S NAKED
Fat as fuck Jordin Sparks from American Idol, who doubled as a rich kid thanks to her dad being a pro athlete, is not so fat anymore…and here she is confident enough to get into a bikini, knowing very well that she’s far from a perfectly toned body, at least based on the bathing suit she chose, but still confident enough to get out there in a bikini, because she worked hard for this body… Sure she’s rich, her dad is an athlete, with the capabilities of training her proper, but she could just as easily spend money on donuts…and she could easily be a confident in a bikini fat chick…and those bitches are the worst…they ruin it for everyone… That said, I will never laugh at a fat bitch turned fit enough, because I encourage this kind of behavior. Fat is TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE
For a solid minute, EVA AMURRI , who is Susan Sarandon’s spoiled brat daughter, decided to make a name for herself, instead of just living off her mom and her husband’s money… So she decided to get TOPLESS IN CALIFORNICATION at least once, pretended she got the role on her own and it had nothing to do with nepotism, felt good about herself getting off her ass and doing something, before throwing in the towel and becoming a housewife, because now you can’t tell her she’s nothing but a housewife rich kid, and she can forever live on being the girl who was a little more than an extra on TV with big exposed tits once… She posted these pregnant bikini pics, I know that’s a fetish for some of you curious about sticking your dick up in a baby filled uterus, so that’s why I’m posting this.
Am I wrong in thinking that the ideal Miley Cyrus hospital porn takes place in a code blue or whatever it is they call the bitch gone into a flatline, because she’s lived too long, too well, with no respect for the world or herself and that kind of punishment from God, on a religious day like Easter just makes sense…it’s like stop planting santanic demon shit in the mind of our youth, even though we like young girls in leotards jacked up their ass twerking…making me think maybe Miley is onto something, and maybe she did flatline last week, that’s why she’s still in the hospital, and maybe this is her resurrection like she was the Messiah and the world will follow her jiggle her ass like an identity crisis rich kid with no clue…because that is her calling… Either way, girls debilitated on breathing machines, are porn to you, because it means they can’t outrun you…weirdo.
If you follow Miley Cyrus on twitter and I sure as hell hope you don’t…because despite being over 18, legal and tight bodied, following her every move is just fucking weird, you can just let me follow her for you, you know since I can pretend my masturbating to her tight body is for business. That said, she’s been up on all the mainstream rappers and producers lately. I’m talking songs with Snoop and Will.I.Am. Tweets to with French Montana and Pharell. She’s even started a twerk team, in some tween identity crisis cuz she didn’t have a childhood and lives a sheltered existence weirdness. Well now, she’s wearing one of Pharell’s clothing company’s shirts. Making me think her obsession with the darker skinned side of the music industry, is getting creepy. That’s like me only masturbating in my Miley World Tour shirt from 5 years ago that is 4 sizes too small because it was the only one I could find on Ebay, only more public. That said…check out those hot red lips….Erotic.
Celebrities are clowns…and sometimes they hide it…while other times they remind us of it…puppets used to make a lot of money for a lot of people…and here are some examples of horrible hair cuts, the top 10 hair failed hair cuts, to remind you of just how much these drones do what they are told for a dollar….whores…they’re all whores… This post is brought to you by Revivogen Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen … Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of Revivogen and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund… Don’t let bad hair happen to you. FOR MORE INFO AND TO STOP THINNING HAIR FOLLOW THIS LINK Here’s the list. 10 – Beyonce Got Rained On and Her Black Girl Hair Didn’t Survive, but unfortunately she did, because she’s the devil woman. 9- Britney Got Extensions After She Shaved Her Head, But Not Washing Her Hair Cuz She’s a Ghetto Dirt Bag with No Hygiene they Blame on Being Bi-Polar So It’s All OK. 8- Christina Aguilera Has Always Been an Identity Crisis, but this Cher Side Show Bob Shit is Next Level. She Should Probably Revisit this to make her fat ass look skinnier…fat clown. 7- Amy Winehouse was the perfect woman and her death is a tragedy, but that doesn’t mean this wig, hat, insanity is a win…even if I’d love to fill my bath tub up with it and eat my way out. 6- Scarlett Johansson is overrated as fuck, and I think her lesbian Fem-Mullet, even if it is for a role, lets her average at best looks shine…this hair looks great in prison. Makes me want to scissor. 5- Christina Ricci in some personal pics taken after getting her tattoo on her breast reduced tit, looks like a dude in a Seattle grunge band in the 90s, or less lady-like….this hair is vile. 4- Kelly Osbourne may not be a celebrity…but she is a fucking clown and this 80s bowl cut is so high concept it makes her triple chin shine. 3- Fergie may be pregnant now, despite rumors of having testicles, but her attempting to be a Chola in the LA projects with those bangs, is some funny shit. 2- Kaley Cuoco doing some Grinch who stole Christmas, Dr Seuss weirness, may not have been her everyday look, but it was a fucking fail…possibly the cause of John Ritter’s death on set…Seriously, she’s got a penis on her head. Good look. 1- Juliette Lewis is just a rat, who even at 17, reminded me of a heroin overdose and herpes outbreak. Corn Rows are always idiotic, but for some reason, she I am sure there are worse celebrity hairstyles out there, from Weird Al, to Axl Rose, Helena Bonham Carter, to Billy Ray Cyrus….but who gives a fuck about those people….or about this list now get to work. This post is brought to you by Revivogen FOR MORE INFO AND TO STOP THINNING HAIR FOLLOW THIS LINK
Terry Richardson posted some pics of this Ebonee Davis model on his website and I have no idea who she is…but she’s got 75,000 followers on twitter…which I guess means she does something….like all the other no name girls on my twitter with tons of followers….and that something…that magical secret to her success is that she probably gets naked….at least we know she did once for Terry Richardson…and thank god for that…cuz these tits are fucking amazing….all pierced and big….on her small model frame….making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that. [gsllery]
I think Amanda Bynes is great….whether she’s causing scandal crying for help…like a broken down child star who had no childhood but who is now rebelling….whether with drugs, alcohol or slutty pics….to her going through an identity crisis and trying to make herself into a light skinned black girl….all counter culture and hip hop…ready to join a twerk team and speak in ebonics….she’s just a mess I want to get involved with…ideally with my genitals.
Fat Joe still gets the ultimate respect from his peers. The Bronx rapper recently shot the video for his latest single, “Pride & Joy,” and shared pictures from the set. Kanye West, Jadakiss, DJ Khaled, Busta Rhymes and Miguel, who all appear on the “lengthy” (sarcasm) posse cut, as well as Ashanti, all came through to appear in the Hype Williams directed clip. Continue
