Petra Nemcova was on Vacation in Thailand with her boyfriend who ended up being swept away by the Tsunami, that she survived….by hanging in a tree…for hours… I guess what “God” was telling us is that the world has far too many photographers, or aspiring photographers, and doesn’t need any more of them…so one being swept away won’t change much…but there’s only one Petra Nemcova and she’s fucking substantial, so we’ll have to let her live, so that 10 years later she can get cast in campaigns for “Modern Luxury”….that clearly aren’t life changing, but that if you were given a second lease on life, would likely be the last thing you do…I guess as the years go on, it’s easier to get back into the normal everyday struggles…and I saw let her do anything she wants, because she’s amazing…even in boring shoots.
Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars girl who you probably fucks her brother, and who probably was destined to be a stripper, but who managed to pull some fucking scam, a scam I assume comes from being a rich kid, to end up on TV instead of the pole. Now she is in Shape Magazine, a magazine notorious for photoshopping the shit out of girls, dressed like a stripper, in stripper quality pics, because I guess what is meant to be is meant to be…or whatever… So the pics are garbage…but she’s looking better than ever…but I guess I like ‘em trashy.
Nicole Trunfio, titty model, who is actually kind of amazing, is back…this time for TREATS, because these immigrant models always come to America, book something kind of viral, that makes the people at home think they are up to big things, only to get work back at home….like being a host on Next Top Model Australia…even though she’s only done low level catalog work and is not a top model… She has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes, who is a top model….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off… Maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, because she’s dating some obscure musician….who is black…racists gonna race… I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….she’s back to her titty modeling – this time in TREATS… I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she tries…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and that is why I approve of Nicole Trunfio….She’s amazing.
Academy Award Winning – Amateur Porn Model – Jennifer Lawrence continues to diffuse her slutty, exhibitionist, with a ton of fucking nudes on her phone, situation she probably orchestrated to sex up her image, by singing christmas Carols on David Letterman…but I am far more into the red dress she wore…now that I know what she looks like naked, I can really appreciate everything I ignored about her before, like her awesome tits… All this to say, all it takes for me to fall in love, is to have a girl sext – so send nudes…
Kim Kardashian is dead serious on the cover of the latest Paper magazine issue: She’s intent on breaking the Internet. About 24 hours after unveiling snapshots of Kardashian’s well-oiled rear end on its cover, the publication has come out with two new pictures from its upcoming pictorial. And they both feature Kardashian in scarcely anything but her birthday suit. We’ve blurred out the very naughty parts, but take a look below for yourself and you’ll see… we’re talking full frontal here, people! We’re talking Kim Kardashian nude to the max! Kardashian has already come under flak for the first pair of pictures from this spread, with Naya Rivera expressing shock that a mother would pose in such a manner and ESPN anchor Michelle Beadle referring to Kim as a “greasy poo-maker.” But insiders have told TMZ that Kardashian wanted to pose naked because she plans on getting pregnant again soon and yearned to show off her figure before it grew in size once more. “We know you came for the article,” joked the official Paper account when Tweeting the above photos, adding the hashtag “#BreakTheInternet” to its message. A source tells E! News that “Kim was all game for anything” photographer Jean-Paul Goude had in mind because he’s “iconic” and because she appreciated “the art of it.” That may be the case. But it’s not as if this is the first time Kim Kardashian has posed nude. Or the second time. Or the third time. Compare the above pictures (Editor’s Note: We’ve seen the unedited photos and, yes, Kim shaves) with past naked images from Kim’s catalog and pick out your favorites now: Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)
Kim Kardashian is dead serious on the cover of the latest Paper magazine issue: She’s intent on breaking the Internet. About 24 hours after unveiling snapshots of Kardashian’s well-oiled rear end on its cover, the publication has come out with two new pictures from its upcoming pictorial. And they both feature Kardashian in scarcely anything but her birthday suit. We’ve blurred out the very naughty parts, but take a look below for yourself and you’ll see… we’re talking full frontal here, people! We’re talking Kim Kardashian nude to the max! Kardashian has already come under flak for the first pair of pictures from this spread, with Naya Rivera expressing shock that a mother would pose in such a manner and ESPN anchor Michelle Beadle referring to Kim as a “greasy poo-maker.” But insiders have told TMZ that Kardashian wanted to pose naked because she plans on getting pregnant again soon and yearned to show off her figure before it grew in size once more. “We know you came for the article,” joked the official Paper account when Tweeting the above photos, adding the hashtag “#BreakTheInternet” to its message. A source tells E! News that “Kim was all game for anything” photographer Jean-Paul Goude had in mind because he’s “iconic” and because she appreciated “the art of it.” That may be the case. But it’s not as if this is the first time Kim Kardashian has posed nude. Or the second time. Or the third time. Compare the above pictures (Editor’s Note: We’ve seen the unedited photos and, yes, Kim shaves) with past naked images from Kim’s catalog and pick out your favorites now: Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)
Bethenny Frankel may be taking this whole Skinnygirl thing a bit too seriously. The reality star, who is headed back to The Real Housewives of New York City , made headlines this week when she posed for a Twitter photo in promotion of her new Skinnygirl Cocktails book. “Today my newest book #SkinnygirlCocktails is available wherever books are sold!! Go pick up yours today,” she wrote as a caption to the following photo. But followers weren’t focused on the book in Bethenny’s hands. Rather, they couldn’t stop staring at the lack of bulk around her wait. One follower told Frankel to “eat something” and questioned if she was “having a nervous breakdown.” This prompted the 43-year-old to respond to the criticism of the image on the Elvis Duran and the Z100 Morning Show earlier today. “The way that my body was, it made me look like I was a skeleton and it became this whole Internet thing yesterday, that I’m anorexic and all this crazy stuff,” Bethenny said. Will she be more careful in the future regarding what kind of photos she publishes online? Maybe, but… “If I start filtering myself and being so careful walking on eggshells with everything I say or post, I won’t even be me or be on this radio show or on that television show, or as successful as I am,” she said. “So this is who I am, and sometimes you make mistakes!” 14 Celebrities Who Need to Eat Some Pie 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan looks healthier these days than she used to at the height of her … whatever that phase was. Frankel made similar waves in July when she ran a picture on Instagram of herself in her four-year old daughter’s pajamas . For understandable reasons, many were concerned how an adult could actually pull off such a feat. “I didn’t think people were going to start being anorexic because I put my daughter’s clothes on,” she said at the time. “I just thought it was a ridiculous joke. I peed in a champagne bucket at my own wedding. The bar is very low, so why is that such a big deal?”
Jep Robertson of Duck Dynasty suffered a seizure whole on a hunting trip over the weekend, but despite that health scare, he is expected to recover fully. He was rushed to the hospital after the incident, according to insiders. The youngest of Phil Robertson’s four sons, 35-year-old Jep had his brother Willie Robertson by his side as he was taken in for treatment after collapsing. He’s currently being treated with antibiotics for possible infections that may have triggered the seizure as he remains hospitalized for further testing. Says the Duck Dynasty cast member’s rep in a statement Sunday: “Jep was rushed to the hospital and received immediate treatment. He is doing well now, but is still in the hospital for additional tests and observation.” “Our family would like to thank everyone for their love and support and ask that you keep Jep, Jessica and their children in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.” Jep, the proud father of four little kids with amazing wife Jessica Robertson, appears to be in good spirits, considering his good fortune to be alive. “Well, I about died this past Sunday,” he tweeted on Saturday. “I’m doing much better now. Thanks for all the prayers! #seizuressuck #gladtobealive.” He also posted a split photo of himself (above) posing in a hospital bed like the image of Steven Seagal, also in a hospital bed. The caption reads: “Just like Steven Seagal, I’m hard to kill.” Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards! 1. Jase Robertson: No Beard! Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy. Phil Robertson, the Duck Dynasty patriarch, and wife Miss Kay have four grown sons, Alan, Jase (Jason), Willie and Jep (Jules Jeptha) Robertson. You can see them all again next month if you watch Duck Dynasty online , as the popular A&E reality series, like Jep, is alive and quacking despite setbacks. Willie’s daughter Sadie Robertson is also competing tonight on Dancing With the Stars , where she’s emerged as one of the top contenders this season.
One Direction has teamed up with the unlikeliest of collaborators for the video to their new single “Steal My Girl.” The clip begins with Harry and the lads emerging from the a trailer in the desert and wondering aloud about who’s directing the video. One Direction: Steal My Girl Video On cue, Danny DeVito rolls up and hilariously goes full Hollywood douche on the pop stars. “We’re here in the name of art,” DeVito tells the boys. “We’re here to commit ourselves to a higher form of expression.” DeVito then takes a loud bite of an apple and makes it kinda gross, as only he can. The new One Direction album , Four , doesn’t drop until next month but the 1D crew is already in full promotion mode: One Direction tour dates have been booked through the end of 2016 (!) and the One Direction: Where We Are concert film hit theaters earlier this month. Even with all that on their plates, it’s unlikely the British chart-toppers will ever do anything as great as this video. In addition to the awesome DeVito cameo, it features moneys, sumo wrestlers, a leopard print trench coat…it really just has to be seen to be believed. Check out the clip above and then start a petition to have DeVito join the boys on tour. 16 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal! 1. 1D on the Red Carpet Which is your favorite member of One Direction? Take your time. We know this may be difficult to answer.
