For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
#buttahbenzo A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Apr 14, 2015 at 4:50pm PDT Shay Mitchell is some cunty Canadian who managed to get on some massive show, and reaffirm her cunty Canadian behavior and ego, where she felt she was too big for Canada, and she’s got the IMDB and instagram to prove it… She’s on a massive show…she’s got a huge fan base…and now she’s showing off some cleavage…because that’s what girls do…thanks to having tits…which is a good thing because that’s what I like looking at. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related… Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck… It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking… But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page… ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is.. The post Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Veteran TV producer Jill Blackstone is under investigation stemming from the death of her sister, Wendy Blackstone, last weekend, according to police. At first, Wendy appeared to have died as a result of carbon monoxide poisoning from a gas grill, but police believe the death scene may have been staged. Jill Blackstone is under investigation based a number of factors … Paramedics found Wendy Blackstone on the floor of the garage of the home where she and Jill lived. There was a grill in the garage, and ash in the grill. Wendy Blackstone, who was deaf and partially blind, was holding a handwritten suicide note … which the police strongly believe was written by Jill. The grill’s unusual placement at Wendy’s feet contributed to the investigators’ suspicion that it was a murder, and not suicide, that they had encountered. Jill was arrested for murder, but released last night after D.A. sent the case back to the police for further investigation. So she’s not out of the woods yet. She told paramedics she also passed out, but regained consciousness enough to ask a friend for help. That friend called 911 out of concern for Jill. The friend believed had suffered a stroke because her speech was slurred, and Jill had to be hospitalized for two days with carbon monoxide poisoning. She was arrested after her release Monday, then cut loose Wednesday. Wendy’s cause of death has yet to be released, pending toxicology results. The 52-year-old Jill Blackstone has produced numerous television shows, including the Rosie O’Donnell Show and the Sally Jessy Raphael Show . She also produced The Jerry Springer Show , according to IMDB. 17 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People 1. O.J. Simpson View Photo O.J. Simpson was arrested for the murder of his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Ronald Goldman, leading to the trial of the century in 1994-95. 2. Aaron Hernandez View Photo Aaron Hernandez has now been named in not one, but THREE murders. Three. 3. Lane Garrison View Photo In December 2006, Prison Break star Lane Garrison was responsible for a car crash which left a teenager dead. He was sentenced to 40 months in jail. 4. Phil Spector View Photo Phil Spector shot and killed 40 year old actress Lana Clarkson. He’s behind bars for life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Brandy View Photo Brandy Norwood hit a car in front of her by failing to brake in time, killing the driver in front of her. Brandy took full responsibility for the accident, but was never charged. 6. Vince Neil View Photo Vince Neil killed a man and seriously injured two others during a 1984 drunk driving accident. He served 15 days of his 30 day jail sentence. 7. Robert Blake Robert Blake was arrested and tried for killing his wife, Bonnie Lee Bakley. He was found innocent, but was helpd liable for her death in a civil suit. 8. Laura Bush Former FLOTUS Laura Bush ran a stop sign at 17 years old and killed a classmate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jayson Williams Former NBA stay Jayson Williams was giving a tour of his house and was playing with a shotgun that discharged and killed his limo driver. 10. Don King Boxing promoter Don King was actually accused of two murders but convicted of only one. He served just under 4 years in prison. 11. Snoop Dogg View Photo So SNOOP wasn’t the one who pulled the trigger, but his bodyguard was. He was still arrested in the death of a rival gang member and represented by Johnnie Cochran. 12. Donte Stallworth Football player Donte Stallworth killed a man during a drunk driving incident. He pled guilty and served 30 days in jail. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Rebecca Gayheart Rebecca Gayheart struck and killed a boy in a crosswalk when she didn’t want to stop and wait behind the line of cars who’d stopped to let the boy cross the street. 14. J.R. Smith Basketball player J.R. Smith swerved around a car at a stop sign and crashed his car, killing his passenger. He served 24 days of a 90 day sentence. 15. Sid Vicious Sid Vicious allegedly stabbed his girlfriend Nancy Spurgeon to death while they were high. He died of a heroin overdose several months later. 16. Suge Knight View Photo Suge Knight has been charged with murder. The charge came down in February 2015 due to a hit and run incident in California. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Robert Durst View Photo Robert Durst has been arrested for murder. His case is one of the most bizarre in modern times. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrities Who May Have Killed People .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Kirsten Dunst is on the cover of VS magazine, which from my understanding is a pretty big fashion magazine, so naturally she did it naked or in lingerie…that’s what fashion is about. Clothes just get in the way and the irony of fashion nudity since by definition fashion is clothing…IRONY…. I guess it is to remind that Kirsten Dunst, despite her career and IMDB page is not dead at all..even though anyone you ask will just assume she is, she may still running around like a drunken fool getting in trouble and going to rehab…or she may have settled down thanks to rehab…who knows anything for sure really…other than that she’s got great heavy tits on a skinny frame and that – in a lot of ways – is all the genius you need.
If you follow me on Instagram and you should, because it’s a magical fucking place, where I find love and romance and make dreams come true, when I am not too busy on TINDER and SNAPCHAT…. You will know that I was a witness to this Sara Malakul Lane construction fashion shoot…in fact, I think I may have been the one who helped steal the location and told the Florida police that the half naked girl in the mud, spraying herself down in fact Trayvon…. The pictures are of an amazing model and actress who I think is the next big thing, at least according to her IMDB …and I am not just talking about her tits, or her willingness to show them, and I am not just saying that because she acknowledges my existence, since all bitches acknowledge my existence, I am talking about the fact that she was famous in Thailand before coming to America, and not for the sex tourism, tranny dick, or getting fucked at 10 years old…but for being a star…and it’s just a matter of time before AMerica notices the way I’ve noticed…or some shit…that doesn’t matter…and what does matter is that she looks fucking good…shot by my friend THE HEAD HUNTR
I like to think I’m pretty plugged in when it comes to the world of hot wannabe actresses, considering I try to use IMDB as my own personal Match.com. But I’ve gotta admit I’ve never heard of Cortney Palm before or her new movie Zombeavers which is apparently about, you guessed it, zombie beavers. Anyway, Cortney may not have the biggest “talents” around, but if she’s willing to be in some dumb movie called Zombeavers , maybe she’d also accept the starring role in my latest project. It’s about a hot actress who falls in love with a blogger, and when you think about it, that’s only slightly less believable than zombie beavers, right? » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m always happy to see my favorite underrated hottie Katrina Bowden . Because now that she’s not on TV anymore, it’s getting harder and harder to get my Katrina fix these days. Luckily though, she got invited to New York Fashion Week and, as usual, put one hell of a leg show. I still can’t believe that not one TV show has hired Katrina to stand around in the background looking hot yet. I mean, just look at her. She could play a role like that in her sleep. So c’mon casting directors, help a guy out here. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com
As you guys know, I’m always on the lookout for new talent to post on the site, and by talent, I mean cleavage, obviously. And after seeing these pictures of Brazilian hottie Rebecca Da Costa at the Robocop premiere, I can tell you that she’s clearly very talented. Sure, I haven’t seen a single thing she’s been in (and neither has anyone else, judging from her IMDB ). But if she keeps this up, I think Rebecca’s got a bright future ahead of her. You know, one where she shows up to red carpets busting out and gets featured on Hollywood Tuna while I try to remember her name and where I know her from. Isn’t that every aspiring actress’ big dream? Photos: WENN.com
Kaili Thorne is the 22 year old sister of some stage family with hippie names making me assume are unemployed hippies, or just egos who took the whole “our kids are so cute” to the next level and put them into performing so that who figure they will use their kids so that they never have to work again, so they had a bunch of them, threw them at the entertainment industry, some of them stuck while, I think those two are named Bella and Dani…while this one, the older one…just became a hipster who gets naked and half naked for amateur photoshoots…despite having her very own IMDB page…since she’s trying to give the family some edge or legitimacy..or at least distance herself from the candy coated nonsense by getting half naked…I mean they are an “artistic” family this behavior is encouraged as long as it gets people talking… However, I could be wrong, I know nothing about these people, I just know this one is good enough to look at half naked, and this one’s been making a name for herself being half naked, and I am a fan of that…all girls should take part in that…
