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Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Do you remember Nicole Richie? I know she barely matters…but many years ago I hung out with Nicole Richie and she fucking hated me….it was back when she had just had her gastric bipass, after her Simple Life TV Show, Since then, she has blocked me on her social media and a lasting friendship with an unwanted adopted by a rich guy drug addict pig with a bad attitude cuz she always felt inadequate about not being wanted by her own mom thing….wasn’t formed…. But that doesn’t mean we can’t stare at her hard nipple implants, it is what she wants us to do, cuz if you remember her fat years, her tits weren’t even this big, or this round, if anything they were some uneven fucking mess… I am glad that she’s spent some of her fake daddy’s money on sorting that out…and I support that….even if it is the only decent thing she’s ever done…..you know being a pile of shit and all…. I know – her implants are nothing new…but her hard nipples in a black shirt are….and here’s the pic of the monkey faced troll rockin’ em…

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Nicole Richie Hard Nipple Implants of the Day

Hayden Panettere’s Nashville Promos With Implants of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is cast in a new show called Nashville and these are the promo pics for the big event that premieres on October 10…..but her implants are premiering today…in her tight white dress. The show is about a falling country star and a rising country star we will call Taylor Swift who is played by Hayden Panettiere….but more interesting are her implants in her tight white dress….implants that I think were a smart choice cuz they balance out her otherwise boxy body and broad shoulders…implants that I am sure her circus sex partners enjoy because they have something more than shitty pecs to grab on….implants that she probably got from her momma…cuz if you’ve seen her mom…. PLASTIC SURGERY ….is kinda common practice…hell maybe these implants are her mom’s hand me downs…but just cuz she looks like a gutter hooker doesn’t mean she’s a gutter hooker, this is hollywood people….they can afford their own damn implants…

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Hayden Panettere’s Nashville Promos With Implants of the Day

Justin Bieber Threw Up on Stage of the Day

Justin Bieber is one step closer to Falling the fuck off….as he pukes on stage. As much as I hate seeing people puking, on the street, in porn, or on my dick when the crackwhore is drunk, dying and and sucking my dick, I love seeing this… Sure it could be food poisoning, or maybe it is USHER’s semen, dude fills the belly up like donkey in heat or maybe it is drinking, drugs and other ailments today’s youth, especially, former child stars, face…. THis is the video of the fucking weekend. Here’s some Selena Gomez cuz she sex offended him before her implants / weight gain for marketing purposes….and may still be pretend dating him for marketing purposes to make this post less homo….cuz puking twinks isn’t erotic…it’s just funnny

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Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Do Carl’s Jr of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about that Sara Jean Underwood bottom feeding playboy trash whore…..her G4 TV nerd bullshit, and her implants fucking suck… However, I am a fan of Emily Ratajkowski ….even though she ignores me and I generally hate girls who ignore me….it makes me want hire bikers to “tickle” them with force….because tickle is the new rape…. It may have to do with her duck lip injections…or the fact that she looks perfect when she is NAKED….and I Mean PERFECT …. She’s not famous yet, only 5,000 people on instagram and twitter care about her…but she is gonnna be real fucking famous within a month…and I like that…even if it took riding Sara Jean Underwood to get there…. I like to think I was up on this first…but don’t like that I didn’t get up in this before it was too late…and it is alredy too late…she’s too big to talk to me…but at least I can always jerk off to her….she can’t take that away from me….

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Lindsay Lohan’s White Trash Back Fat and Side Boob While Smoking of the Day

Despite having made 2,000,000 dollars last year, 80 percent of which went to staff, expenses, lawyers and cocaine, Lindsay Lohan is some serious White Trash…with some straight from the trailer park family, despite living in big houses and wearing designer clothes….you know a criminal bred from criminals, who will breed more criminals, if she doesn’t die a premature annd horrible death you’d expect from her, cuz she’s all broke…and the tender age of 25….built like a fucking bus, with a face of a fucking trainwreck, but fuck, do I love her implants…they are so well done….it makes everything about her ok… TO See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan’s White Trash Back Fat and Side Boob While Smoking of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Tits at the ESPY Awards of the Day

The highlight of the ESPY awards was Hayden Panettiere bringing out her implants that she got to balance out her broad shoulders that prior to being balanced out made her look like a boxing midget ready to do some novelty act at a bachelor party, you know starting with shooting hot dogs out of her twat and ending with the groom in a headlock between her thighs while all his friends laugh at his humiliation, or doing whatever else midgets with muscles do…. I generally hate fake tits but you know sometimes they save shitty tits, and sometimes they make tranny pros less homo to get blowjobs from. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK Bonus: Maria Sharapova Was Also There FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover of the Day

My friends over at Playboy took a risky strategy that I can only blame on Heff’s dying, strokes, totaly disconnect from what people actually want to see, that comes in the form of Jenny McCarthy showing off her naked body in Playboy like it was 1999 and she was just starting up her career, instead of it being 2012, when her career has pretty much hit a brick wall…..and I guess the only hope is that her implants are only 16 years old, so we can stare at those like sex offenders, when her AUSTISTIC child making rest of her get ignored…. I don’t care how fit bitch is, there comes an age when you put your clothes back on and never take them off, where publicity stunts come in the form of attempted suicide and drunk driving…not showing off bush she’s already been quoted as saying she grew out to cover up her old mangled lips… Either way, disaster…but I’ll post the rest of the pics when they drop….cuz I like disasters in the form of the woman form.

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Courtney Stodden in a Sleazy Dress of the Day

Courtney Stodden is probbaly the worst thing the tabloids are picking up on….I hate that she gets attention… Not because I hate hooker looking trash in sex store gear screaming for attention…but because I hate them when they start getting the attention….. She’s talentless, uninteresting, not even hot, and more importantly not a day under 30…. It is almost like watching a high school play….sure I’d fuck them all, but I sure as hell wouldn’t finance their Broadway production…. I’ll look on and debate how good the head would be but I would keep it local….something that unfortunately didn’t happen for this trash….she should be the small town hooker….not in LA getting noticed…. She should be a friendster profile….or a myspace profile, you know like it was still 2001 and she was in her first year of college….and not whatever she’s become… I mean even Tila Tequila had more substance than this lie who hasn’t even done a sex tape or Playboy yet….but she’s got the implants and hard face for the shit…making it only a matter of time…even though it should have been her start…. Who cares…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Courtney Stodden in a Sleazy Dress of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Had Her Baby of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio has expelled the parasite from her vagina that was polluting her womb and ruining her image as a bitch we want to fuck….and named it Noah Phoenix…..so it is a celebration….not cuz I like moms….but cuz now she can get back to getting her million dollar body back….sure her pussy will never be the same but I have hope that her milk filled titties will be great in a few months when she gets her toned stomach back…I mean it really is all she’s gotta do in life…it is her single responsibility to make her fortunes….so I predict that unlike your lazy pig wife…it will happen… Here are some of her nipple in some old photoshoot Here are some pics of how and why she got pregnant the first time back in 2009

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Gisele is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Either there was a SARS outbreak….someone farted….or Gisele is a self conscious cunt who doesn’t want the paparazzi snapping off pics of her face….maybe cuz she has a pimple….or didn’t put her make-up on proper….or more likely she’s got a herpes scab from all the dick she’s sucked to get to the top….but maybe she got some work done….a little botox or lip injections to stay pretty for her career….but I’m think based on all evidence we have of her…from being from Brazil, marrying a jock who loves the locker room, her implants…she’s probably a lady boy packin a dick…and she didn’t get a chance to shave her beard….. That’s all I have to say about that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gisele is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day