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Courtney Stodden Still Trying of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

35 year old Courtney Stodden hired the paparazzi to follow her to the beach where she staged an obvious and barely creative photoshoot proving yet again that even the lowest quality – bottom of the cum filled bucket pornstars have more talent at posing than she does…..it is all part of her stripper plan to be famous by using some dude from Lost and pretending she was 16 making a scandal that was the clever part of her campaign but that has pretty much gone down hill since… She’s not hot, her implants are shit, she’s boring and obvious, and is the kind of bitch you think you want to fuck until shooting her then yourself on your way to Walgreens cuz she has that affect on you…. I don’t find this enertaining, she’s Shauna Sand without the nudity or elegant, subltle, natural beauty, but I am posting it anyway, blame the white bikini for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am pretty sure that Selena Gomez has a small set of implants….Hispanic chicks have shitty fucking tits as a general rule….and you know as young as she is and as perky as her body may be…these are just too ideal to be real….and since they are small and unoffesive I am all for them…since tits are just accessories for sex anyway…like a toy to play with while you’re doing other things….and that is why I am interesting in recruiting as many girls as I can to buy implants for as long as they contractually oblige to letting me play with said implants whenever I fucking way…. That said, here are Selena Gomez tits doing good, drawing attention to more than just her tits…but also to Unicef, which is more than any stripper I know has done with her implants, even if I consider myself a charity and her letting me pay to rub her titties almost a philanthropic even, except it usually involves raping me of all the money I have….. Either way, I’m a fan of good work for the progress of man kind as long as it inovles tits.

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Coco’s Ridiculous Tits Walking the Dog of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Coco is ridiculous….some….mainly me… would call her a stripper clown…a term I use because I can’t think of a better way to describe this kind of novelty act….or novelty toy looking woman…. She has gone from stripper bitch…to stripper looking bitch who hasn’t changed her stripper way…except being more public with it…… She doesn’t need to be a trashy exhibitionist slut…showing off her implants and fat ass for a little attention…she’s got money, she lives the good life……. She just wants to be a trashy exhibitionist slut….she wants to expose herself like the cheap whore she is…and I don’t get it….because all the trashy whores I know do it cuz they have no choice or are lazy….while she does it cuz that’s who she is…it is her calling…her skill….her everything….her talent…all she knows and rich husbands or not…she’s not gonna stop…even if her overweight riduclpus ass and tits probably should…cuz they are just comical….even if I love staring at em cuz they are amazing on all fronts…and backs…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Measured of the Day

Posted on March 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who this bitch is fucking….or how much she’s paying for the paparazzi to follow her around like she matters….because she doesn’t….she’s just struggling to get into tabloids later in life…because she used to be fat….prior to turning into a dude…all ripped and testosterone filled…to the point that I can only assume she’s had her women sex organs removed in order to get better tone….like all fat chicks who lose weight and think it is important for the world to be annoyed by their celebration of not being a fat chick anymore… I get that she shows off her implants and ass, is on the beach daily, and today, gets measured by while the paparazzi take pics…..but there are real celebrities I’d rather see pulling more creative publicity stunts than this dude. It’s cheap. It’s not hot and the whole thing is very fucking upsetting. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Micaela Schaefer in a Ridiculous Red Carpet Outfit of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care who Micela Schafer is. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that she showed up to an event wearing this outfit….and the event was called Holiday on Ice….which I can assume hasn nothing to do with wearing pretty much next to fucking nothing on the red carpet…it’s at the point of why bother getting shit stains on that thong ass, you might as well just show up to the event naked….like that Adrienne Baillon Vagina Flashing Bitch Who cares….it’s funny and she should keep up the good work. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kristen Stewart Shitty See Through of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kristen Stewart is wearing a bra….Her shirt is see through…thus you can see her bra…that’s as exciting as this post is gonna get…who gives a fuck about seeing a bitch who isn’t even hot enough to want to see naked….in a bra…seriously people…your priorities are all distorted. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sara Jea Underwood’s Hot Little Implants of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Implants save shitty tits….you know I was never an implant fan, because all the implants I ever fucked or jerked off on were just too big, but I was recently made a believer, that a solid B Cup implant is pretty much fucking perfection….There’s still enough natural to it to not be two little tennis ball titties….so ripping into this playboy playmate turned nerd masturbation fodder by pretending to like their bullshit….for having fake tits Ryan Seacrest didn’t get enough use out of is not gonna happen….especially since she’s got a hot pussy to match…I guess that makes me a fan of a bitch I shouldn’t really be a fan of cuz I get her lie…and I like to protect nerds everywhere from bitches who will eat them up and spit them out….but who fucking cares…here she is playing ping pong on the beach.

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Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Posted on February 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans… The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing… Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits…. It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched… Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl… Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

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Maria Menounos Bikini for the Giants of the DAy

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So Maria Menounos lost a bet on purpose for he Super Bowl hoping for ratings and notoriety beyond being the hot Greek who loves anal who is always in her bikini showing off her rocking body and probably her VIRGIN PUSSY THANKS TO THE ANAL in a bikini…. The loss meant she had to get into her bikini on National TV….which would be a bigger deal if more than 4 people watched Extra….proving yet again that just cuz it is on a network, doesn’t mean it’s worth shit…and it’s hardly a loss because Menounos loves shoing off her fucking body… What happened to real bets where losing actually meant humiliating yourself, or more importantly getting gang banged by the entire football team….or anything that made bitch feel like an actual loser…and not a quick ratings grab and why the fuck am I complaining…she looks fucking awesome….

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J.Woww’s Ridiculous Cleavage of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Thank god for Implants…at least I know J.Woww does….because without them, she’d be a nobody…a nothing…she would have never been hired as a bar tender and would never made it onto Jersey Shore to play off the troll with a big ridiculous personality while giving guys something to kinda want to fuck strictly based on comparison alone… Here she is showing off some ridiculous cleavage at the Super Bowl…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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