Dove has done it again. The company – which previously brought us to tears by showing a military man reuniting with his family – has opened up our waterworks with a new, Father's Day-themed ad. This Dove's Men+Care campaign featured real-life footage of actual men just finding out that their partner is expecting. “Real strength means showing you care even from the very first moment,” reads a message at the end of the commercial. The entire video is chock full of awesome pregnancy announcements , and we dare you to watch it with a dry eye. “This Father's Day, our new Dove Men+Care film celebrates men from the very first moment they find out they are going to be a dad,” wrote Dove on its YouTube page, adding: “Why? Because we know that showing care is a sign of a man's real strength. Watch our film to see how care makes dad stronger. Then, share your advice with the #RealStrength.”
Even if you didn’t catch the Game of Thrones Season 5 finale , you’ve likely heard about the shocking conclusion, either from despondent co-workers or the flurry (no pun intended) of fan-made memes popping up in your newsfeed. Though he looked pretty darn dead, the fate of Jon Snow is still in question, and we’re firm believers that he’ll be back in one form or another, although we wouldn’t put it past GoT’s showrunners to just say, “Nah, we spent the last five seasons developing this character and establishing his importance to the story just to f–k with you.” In any event, it’ll be months before we get any kind of closure on all the stunning violence in Sunday’s episode, so let’s move on to discussing GoT fans’ other favorite topic. That’s right, we’re talkin’ boobs. Specifically, we’re talking about Lena Headey’s nude scene in the finale. In the moments following the scene, Reddit, Twitter and other places where grownups gather to discuss boobs in deadly serious fashion were flooded with accusations of fakery on the part of Headey and the GoT producers. Side-by-side images like the ones above were used to demonstrate that Headey’s face and neck were slightly distorted by the CGI used to graft her head onto her stand-in’s body. It was an understandable decision, as Headey was pregnant with her second child at the time the scene was filmed. This wasn’t an attempt to get one over on the fans, but rather, the result of a famous actress wisely opting out of an outdoor nude scene with hundreds extras. Also, there was that whole being pregnant thing. So perhaps instead of rising up and calling shenanigans, we should be congratulating the GoT crew for pulling off some of its most clever editing and convincing CGI trickery to date. After all, if you can suspend your disbelief long enough to enjoy the sight of a woman riding a dragon to safety one week, surely the next week you can take in a climactic and horrifying scene without worrying too much about who those boobs really belong to, right? Let’s all just focus on what’s really important and continue being happy that Stannis is dead, shall we? View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 5 Finale Photos: Sucks To Be Cersei!
When you let your daughter get raised on set because you are a stage parent and just happy she’s on set…as it is the perfect babysitter thanks to legal obligations for child actors…all while paying you a lot of fucking money as their guardian so that you can spend those days doing what rich cunts living off their stage parent money they think is rightfully theirs since they worked so hard whoring their kid for it…you know pimp mentality… Don’t let her hang with the surrogate hispanic hooker with huge tits who managed to trick everyone due to sex with the producers…because producers like big tits…to be the hisanic mom figure…unless you want your daughter to really grasp the importance of showing off her tits…which I guess you don’t care because she has turned 18 and you’ve made your money off her…and figure let her do what she wants…we done here.. Unless you like tits being shown and you are still involved in managemnt…because tits get hits and is just an extension of whoring… I guess what I am trying to say here is that they grow up so fast, even if they still look 12… The post Sarah Hyland Tits in a Tank Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chris Webber And Jalen Rose Argue Via Talk Radio Can the Fab Five just get along? Jalen Rose and Chris Webber are stirring up the pot on their 4-year-old sports beef , trading subliminal shots in separate appearances on sports talk radio earlier today. Via NYPost : Chris Webber and Jalen Rose took their long-simmering feud to the next level Wednesday as they exchanged barbs through the media. The former Michigan stars have been at odds over Webber’s decision not to participate in the “30 for 30” documentary on their famous Wolverines team that aired in 2011. “A lot of people… after they retire or they’re looking for a job or they want to be relevant … they go back in time and kind of… make sure their importance is really known… when one guy has a million highlights of himself … as if he was the leading scorer and all the stories are embellished, it’s hard for me,” Webber said on the “Dan Patrick Show” on Wednesday, according to Awful Announcing. Webber’s words apparently infuriated Rose, who ripped the power forward in comments to Larry Brown Sports. “One dude traveled then called timeout,” Rose said of Webber’s famous foible that cost Michigan a chance against North Carolina in the ’93 title game. “One dude lied to grand jury and hasn’t apologized. One dude tried to circumvent the documentary to HBO. One dude ignored multiple requests from everyone involved after agreeing to participate. One dude played like (President) Obama and sat in a suite during Michigan’s recent title game. One dude slandered Ed Martin after all he did for him and his family. One dude is not in contact with the other four (which is all good). One dude has been doing a rebuttal doc for four years. One dude clearly is delusional and still in denial. Congrats on your amazing success! Respect had no price. Man up.” These two STILL at it after all these years?! SMH. Whose side are you on? AP
Charli XCX understands the importance of showing off her dumpy ass as much as she can to get noticed, because that’s what Charli XCX has got press for, and press leads to music sales, and music sales leads to tours, and tours lead to her doing the same thing on stage and whether her ass is great, average or pretty shitty, so shitty that it might as well be covered in shit, like she was out of toilet paper or something…but still ass…that I’ll stare at, because I am a curious fellow…but really only curious about how many times she can wear the same outfit to taint with vagina sweat…night after night…before the small is so potent I’d cum myself being within 10 feet of it… These are the important questions in life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charli XCX Has Figured it All Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gwyneth Paltrow Says Women Need To Give More Oral In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow re-hashed a convo she had with Chelsea Handler last year where she stressed the importance of women dropping to their knees while in a relationship. She thinks that a man’s security when dating a woman, particularly a powerful one, is all in relation to how manly she can make him feel…with her mouth. Via E!online : Truth be told, Paltrow’s advice to Chelsea Handler has already made headlines, and she’s still sticking to it! Stern applauded Paltrow for telling her famous pal that more oral sex would result in fewer fights in her relationships. Paltrow clarified, “You don’t have to always fight. Be a girl. Show him that he’s a man, and it’s a good thing energetically to do.” Stern interjected that “a lot of guys are insecure” when it comes to dating such well-known, powerful women. “It depends on how many blow jobs you give them,” Paltrow joked. Hmmm…seems to be sound advice. But on the other hand, she IS going through a divorce…and last we heard, her ex-husband was getting all those particular needs fulfilled by Katniss Everdeen . So who’s to say she knows what she’s talking about? Howard Stern Show
Is there such a thing as the Royal Doghouse? Because if so, that’s where Prince William is doing some time today after a joke he allegedly made about Kate Middleton’s hair went public. The story goes: Will was at Centrepoint – an anti-homelessness charity for which he’s long been an advocate – and he wound up chatting with job trainees about their future careers. While speaking with an aspiring hairdresser, Will was reportedly overheard telling the girl that he hopes she can one day fix Kate’s “nightmare hair.” Oh no. He. Didn’t. Any husband would be in deep doo-doo after publicly trash-talking his wife’s hair, but Will might be in worse trouble than most, as the Duchess’ locks are a sensitive subject these days. Speculation about Kate’s use of weaves and hair extensions is at an all-time high, and the British press has latched on to stories about Kate’s complex relationships with her hairdressers. Last year, stylist James Pryce was “cut off” (pun intended, we’re sure) by the royal family after being canned by Kate. Since then, Kate has become very close (some say too close) with her new stylist Amanda Cook Tucker. Recently, Tucker and Kate enjoyed pizza together in NYC when Tucker accompanied the royal couple on their visit to the States. Needless to say, there’s a lot of hair drama going on these days, and Will isn’t helping by trashing his lady’s locks in public. Of course, why would we expect Will to know anything about the importance of hair, if you know what we’re saying!? We’re saying he’s been losing it for awhile. You gotta go WAY back to find pics like this … 17 Vintage Kate Middleton Photos 1. Vintage Kate Middleton and Prince William Kate Middleton and Prince William back when they first started dating. Such an adorable picture … and such a head of hair he used to have!
Kylie Minogue was in her underwear despite being 100 years old, and the crazy thing in all this is that she looks better than most 20 year olds, I guess cancer surviving makes you some kind of hot as fuck superhero…and the real weird thing in all this is that as an Australian, she’s not quite leathery or white trash enough, I guess that’s what fame and fortune does to you…it preserves you enough for me to want to masturbate to you…if only my penis still worked…
Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA . She is from Canada. I am from Canada. That’s enough of a reason to want to get her pregnant, you know to keep the passports consistent, because only Canadians really understand the importance of the Queen, Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons….and igloos…other cultures just wouldn’t get it. That said, she has some of the most outrageous breasts I’ve ever seen, on an amazing body, making me wonder, why I haven’t hidden in a tree outside her apartment to watch her live…you know like I do with all the girls I follow home from the bar that I LIKE…right. Photos by KINGSTON PHOTO
On “The Real” this morning, the ladies of the talk show spoke about the importance of friends staying out of other people’s relationships, and they zeroed…
