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Khloe Kardashian: Talk Dirty To Me, Or Get Out Of My Bed!

You have to admire the girl for putting it all out there. On her website, KhloeWithaK.com, Khloe Kardashian told subscribers what turns her on. “I believe in dirty talk ,” Kardashian wrote. “Communicating during sex is a MUST, and I actually think it’s rude if you’re not vocal, LOL.” No wallflowers or Shy Ronnies need apply. “If my guy isn’t vocal, I’m not excited,” Kardashian pointed out. “How am I supposed to know if he’s enjoying himself???” Talk about your fantasies, El Nino.  Hell, talk about the GOP.  Whatever you do, just keep talking. “I don’t even care what you actually say, either—to me that’s not the important part,” Kardashian revealed.  “You don’t have to come up with crazy sh** to say. It’s OK to just get louder if you’re enjoying something.  I think that’s what you should do! It’s a sexy way to learn what turns your partner on, especially if you’re newly together.” So many thoughts running through my head, most of which have to do with talking about shows I like on Netflix. “If I’m with someone who’s not vocal during sex, I’ll legit say, ‘Do you like this?’ in the middle of it, haha,” Kardashian joked (except she’s serious). So speak up.  Let her know you have a pulse. “If the person is silent, I’m like, ‘This is awkward. I feel like I’m violating you!!!’ “This isn’t f***ing work, honey! Enjoy it or get out!!!'” View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love

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7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day

This stepGIRL is from the future because Gadgets are from the future…because It’s Christmas, and even if you don’t celebrate Christmas, because no one loves you, especially not the…but rather celebrate “Holiday”…since Christmas is a forbidden word…but you still give gifts to people…because you want gifts given to you… So here are 7 hand picked gadgets that I’ve decided you should gift people you like, people you hate, pretty much everybody..including yourself ,because everyone hates you, or don’t know you exist and you are all you have in your fucking life…and you even hate yourself, but not enough to not buy at least one gift because why the fuck not….right… 1- Self Defence Pen To Stop Mass Shootings and/or Rape 2- Turn You Bath into A Hot Tub: Hot Tub Party….to get yourself pregnant or to blame the herpes on… 3- Post Modern Skateboard Because Hoverboards that Don’t Hover are for Homos…while this…is just…the future… 4- Outlet Wall Safe – To hide all your important things…too small to store that hooker’s bloody panties… 5- Zoom Lens for your iPhone – To get the extreme close ups of your asshole to send to dudes online when you pretend you’re a chick…. 6- Homer iPhone Decal – because you don’t look enough ike a fat virgin loser who can’t get laid… 7- Roller Screen Cleaner For all those pornos you jerk off to… GADGETS VIA THEGADGETFLOW The post 7 Gadgets Gift Ideas For Yourself because No One Loves You not Even this stepGIRL of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Stuns In A Beachside Pic For ‘Vogue’

Selena Gomez poses beachside for a beautiful feature in Vogue magazine.

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The 4 Most Important Tips For Having A Healthy Hookup

Here are four important tips for having a healthy hookup.

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Pope Francis is Here: All You Need to Know About Him

Pope Francis is here! Pope Francis is here! The man in charge of an entire religion arrived just outside of Washington D.C. around 4 p.m. on Tuesday, greeting The First Family at Joint Base Andrews. This marks his first-ever trip to the States as pontiff. His Holiness is expected to participate in a welcoming ceremony at the White House on Wednesday before addressing a joint session of Congress on Thursday. He’ll then head over to New York City. He will speak at the 9/11 Memorial there and give a mass at Madison Square Garden. But what do we really know about Pope Francis? Because you'll be hearing his name often this week, check out this video to learn all about the important man's life… in just 3 minutes!

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Victoria Justice’s Hotness Attracts Douches!

You guys know that I try avoid celebrity gossip and focus on the important stuff — like hot nobodies and their bikini yoga regimens — but sometimes I can’t help it. Because according to my sources, I just heard there’s rumors that  Victoria Justice is dating that Cody Simpson douche. It was bad enough he almost  ruined Gigi Hadid  for me, but now he’s going after my former 2012 Babe of the Year? What did I ever do to this guy? You know, other than calling him a douche a few times a week. It’s just not fair. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Karlie Kloss Because She Is Hot

So apparently the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival started this week, and for some reason, I didn’t get a press pass this year. Luckily though, I can cover all the important stories from my couch, like this breaking news: one of my favorite Victoria’s Secret models Karlie Kloss  showed up and put on one serious leg show at the opening ceremony. And speaking of opening ceremonies, I’d love to have one with Karlie and those perfect stems of hers when she gets back from France. And if it goes well, we can even make it an annual event. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Bruce Jenner Receives Praise and Support from Stars Everywhere: Read Their Messages!

The much-hyped  Bruce Jenner interview with Diane Sawyer has come and gone. But its impact is likely to be felt for years, if not generations, to come. The reality star and former Olympic Gold Medalist sat in front of millions of viewers on Friday night and shed some important light on living life as a transgender individual, saying in no uncertain terms: “For all intents and purposes, I am a woman.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Show Support for Bruce Jenner With those words, the Bruce Jenner sex change went from being a punchline to a source of inspiration. Jenner also opened up about him Kim Kardashian was the first family member to know of his female soul, going on to say the following: He’s not gay. He’s never slept with a man. He “downplayed” his cross-dressing while married to Kris Jenner, but she knew about it and mostly ignored it. He’s a “conservative” Republican. He wants to be a transgender role model: “I had this feeling, kind of a revelation, that maybe this is my cause in life. This is why God put me on this earth … to deal with this issue.’ After being caught last year getting a tracheal shave , he contemplated suicide. Fortunately, he later thought:  I can’t do something like that. I want to know how this story ends . He’s taking hormones and he plans on undergoing some other physical changes: “Those are all things that are out there in the future for me to explore. I would do it so quietly, no one in the world would ever know.” In response to these revelations, Twitter blew up last night, mostly with heaps of praise from celebrities who admire Jenner’s courage to talk about this important cause. Click through their words of encouragement above and add your own in the Comments section below. View Slideshow: 17 Bruce Jenner Pics: Through the Years

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Lauren Cohan Fetish Bra of the Day

Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me, or at least people fighting off Zombies bore me….I mean sure if there was a Zombie apocalypse and Zombies actually existed, I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpose monsters trying to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity needs a reset and that type of situation would take us out of our current self involved situation, where we work to pay the fucking bills and get drunk to forget how shitty our lives is, to focus on the important things, like killing off people you hate and blaming it on the zombies..because in Zombie apocalypse there is no law… Either way, she posted pics of her in some fetish, leather, strappy bra that allows access to breast feed men, babies, and men with baby fetishes alike…and she may not have gone as hard as the topless protestors of Iceland, but she’s still more interesting than she’s ever been to someone like me, who has never watched the show, but assume she’s the only pussy on the show, I’d want to eat to survive… The post Lauren Cohan Fetish Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sahara Ray by Jai Photo of the Day

Her name is Sahara Ray, people like her, possibly because they find her hot, maybe because they find her talented but probably because she gets naked in photoshoots and people love naked in photoshoots, especially when that naked comes with big tits. I don’t know what these are for, I just know that they are shot by a photographer called JAI PHOTO and that if you look hard enough their is nipple… She’s an instagram celebrity, with half a million followers, which I guess makes her important enough to get work, since casting directors only care about that now, which is the same reason Tila Tequila got her own show…it’s like if you come up fast and easy from posting selfies…you may not have any level of sustainability due to a serious lack of substance…but then again, maybe your retard fans will buy anything you peddle and it’s enough to make a motherfucker rich…and I guess…that’s a good thing… Here are the pics..

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