I couldn’t resist posting these pictures of Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood , that’s not to say I approve of her wearing silly mom jeans or doing that Jesus crap Tim Tebow does that helps other people with the Super Bowl , but she’s just so damn hot. Mom jeans normally aren’t flattering to the booty and yet Sara seems to pull it off… I’d love to see her pull those things off.
Does anyone know who this Candace Bailey chick is and how can I get in touch with her? I’d like to ask her out on a date. Not a real date, I’m a blogger, but an internet date where we chat for hours on Twitter until she sends me naked pictures of herself and I fall asleep on the couch with a smile on my face. Any chick who likes to play that stupid velcro ball game and drink beers in her bikini is my kind of woman. Call me.
Does anyone know who this Candace Bailey chick is and how can I get in touch with her? I’d like to ask her out on a date. Not a real date, I’m a blogger, but an internet date where we chat for hours on Twitter until she sends me naked pictures of herself and I fall asleep on the couch with a smile on my face. Any chick who likes to play that stupid velcro ball game and drink beers in her bikini is my kind of woman. Call me.
I’ve never read this DT magazine, I don’t really know anybody who reads magazines anymore, but they certainly know how to get my attention. Their photo spreads are always so damn sexy and this is no exception. Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton getting all hot and bothered in black and white for the cover. Black and white pictures always make people look hot, so when you take someone who’s already gorgeous, it’s almost too much to handle. Almost. I’d like to try handling this hottie… With my scrotum. Too much? I apologize.
Sweet sweet Kate Upton , what a magnificent specimen. How could I finish off the week without some shots of her perfect hotness? Here she is walking the streets yesterday like a normal person, well sort of like a normal person, she’s putting one foot in front of the other, but she’s doing it so damn well. I love it. I could walk behind this woman for miles. Obviously from a respectful distance. The camera I have in my bag has a zoom on it.
‘We decided to not play by the rules,’ Adam Levine says of the band’s upcoming clip, which features Wiz Khalifa. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Kara Warner Maroon 5’s Adam Levine Photo: MTV News When it came time to think up a treatment for “Payphone,” the first single off Maroon 5’s upcoming Overexposed album, frontman Adam Levine knew exactly what he wanted … he also knew there would be some occupational hazards involved in getting his way. “The video is this crazy thing; it’s about a bank robber, it was actually an idea that I had, and Sam Bayer, who’s a brilliant director is doing it,” he told MTV News on the “Payphone” set. “I work at a bank and I wear these glasses that are really a bit creepy and maybe make me look like a child molester. It’s a real go-for-it, swing-for-the-fences video, I get brave and I steal a gun from one of the guys and try to be a bad-ass, which is weird, because I’m not a badass.” And from his mind to an actual bank vault in Los Angeles, the “Payphone” video is shaping up to be a pretty epic clip … not to mention everything Levine imagined. “I love to write video treatments; I would actually professionally write treatments. I don’t even want to direct anything. I just love coming up with outlandish, fun things that I’ve always wanted to do,” he said. “I don’t think they’ll be able to play it on MTV actually, because there’s guns in it. Maybe they’ll have to blur the guns out. But we decided to kind of not play by the rules, as far as the typical video goes; I’m sick of seeing just a band playing a song in a video, I think it’s fun to try to do something far more different.” Of course, doing something different also means lining up none other than Wiz Khalifa to guest on the track, especially since, on Overexposed Levine said the band maintained a strict “no guests” approach (especially given the success of the Christina-Aguilera-guesting hit “Moves Like Jagger” ). Though, with the song completed and the video shot, Levine says he’s glad the band bent the rules to get Khalifa. “Wiz is an amazing dude, and he’s just the future. He’s already so huge, but he hasn’t really done many big pop records, actually, so just the idea that he’d be interested in doing it was enough to get him involved. It was too good to pass up,” he said. “He’s a wonderful guy, he’s so creative and so quick … watching him in the studio, he was just so in it, within 30 minutes he had this incredible verse and he’d already knocked it out. That dude is really prolific and really talented.” Related Artists Maroon 5 Wiz Khalifa
Oh my god! I’ve been in love with this Sara Jean Underwood beauty ever since she first came into my life a few years ago in the pages of Playboy , but I don’t think she’s ever looked as good as she looks right now. Here she is looking amazing in a photoshoot for something called J Valentine . I don’t know what that is, but it seems to involve some bikinis and costumes marketed towards strippers. I love it.
If you thought the Sara Jean Underwood bikini pictures I had up the other day were hot, you were right, but I think these shots are even hotter. Here she is getting all hot and sweaty in the pages of Men’s Fitness . I’d like to go a few rounds with this hot piece of ass. You can tell her I said that, I’m not afraid of her. If more gyms had hotties like this working out in outfits that allowed their breasts to breathe, we’d have a much healthier society. Amaze.
I haven’t seen anything from Kylie Minogue in quite some time, I thought she had retired to one of those beautiful tropical islands where sexy aging popstars spend their retirement lounging in the sun in bikinis, but I guess I was mistaken. Here she is filming a video or something like that, I don’t know what it is, but it involves her making sexy faces in denim sbort shorts and that’s alright with me.
If you’ve got a message you want to get out to today’s teenage boys, writing it across Kate Upton’s large supermodel breasts is probably the best way to go about it. Here she is telling all that bullying is a bad thing. Thanks for that breaking news. You know, I’m not really getting it. I think she should write this logo across her bare breasts with high SPF suntan lotion and spend some time sunbathing topless. That should really drive the point home.