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Fred Armisen on Portlandia and the Dream of the 90s

Of all the current Saturday Night Live cast members, Fred Armisen seems like the least likely to spin-off one of his Studio 8H characters for the box office. Not necessarily because he hasn’t been given the opportunity — after Will Forte’s disastrous MacGruber though, who could blame movie studios for not trying? — but because Armisen, who Lorne Michaels described as “an artist, not a careerist,” seems genuinely content to be part of Saturday Night Live ‘s ensemble cast. So it is a little surprising to see that after nine seasons with the show, the self-described “short-sighted” actor has gone ahead and created a new sketch comedy series for the IFC called Portlandia , which co-stars Sleater-Kinney founder Carrie Brownstein.

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PIC: 30 Rock Reveals NBC’s Programming Strategy

I am Number Four Extended Look: Now with More Slow-Motion

It looks like a teaser and a full trailer for the new teen-alien-thriller series I Am Number Four were not enough. Now we’ve got a new “extended look,” which seems like it should show us a new angle of the movie that those non-extended looks just couldn’t cram in. Right?

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I am Number Four Extended Look: Now with More Slow-Motion

Weekend Forecast: Fockers of the World Unite and Take Over

Welcome back to a very special holiday edition of Movieline’s Weekend Forecast! Actually there is nothing that special about it besides the fact that it’s on Thursday and features perhaps the most whiplash-inducing swing of good-to-bad multiplex fare of any week in recent memory. But therein lies the happy news: There is good stuff to see here! But how much money will it make? To the Forecast!

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Weekend Forecast: Fockers of the World Unite and Take Over

Can Steven Spielberg Save the Democratic Party? and 7 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Also in today’s edition of The Broadsheet: Your daily Spider-man: Turn Out the Dark update…Harrison Ford does not want Indiana Jones dead…Merry Christmas from the Human Centipede director…and more…

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Can Steven Spielberg Save the Democratic Party? and 7 Other Stories You’ll Be Talking About Today

Sam Worthington Admits Clash Of The Titans Was Terrible, Hopefully Will Try To Work On His Terrible Acting Next

May 2010 go down as the year that movie stars stopped being polite and started getting real. Shia LeBeouf led the charge , saying he recognized how let down everyone was by the last Indiana Jones chapter. Then Mark Wahlberg admitted that the “f*cking trees, man” of The Happening were horrible. And as we noted , Sentient Pile of Pudding Sam Worthington has joined the truth brigade and tells us, yup, Clash of the Titans was absolute crap.

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Sam Worthington Admits Clash Of The Titans Was Terrible, Hopefully Will Try To Work On His Terrible Acting Next

5 Predictions for Nostalgia Cash-in Sequels Besides Bill and Ted

First we get an unnecessary Indiana Jones sequel, then we hear rumors of a potential Ghostbusters 3 , and now Keanu Reeves says he’s up for another sequel to Bill and Ted’s Excellent adventure . Yes, Hollywood has the perfect antidote for these dark times: a slew of late sequels to films from those brighter days of wealth, peace and ignorance of global warming. In light of this trend, I offer you five successful movies of yesteryear that are overdue for a sequel. Read the list, watch the Reeves interview and chime in with your own thoughts after the jump!

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Warehouse 13’s Relic Roundup: The Super-Archaeologist Tribute

The first part of Warehouse 13’s season two finale was pretty artifact-light. That is, unless you count the heavy-handed references to everyone’s favorite big-name super archaeologists … of which there are two. Truly, it was the “Indiana Jones” episode that Allison Scagliotti promised, complete with puzzles, pyramids and Elsa Schneider-is-a-Nazi-after-all-type reveals. Click through for the roundup!

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Warehouse 13’s Relic Roundup: The Super-Archaeologist Tribute

Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

This is one of those things where I don’t really care who’s nipple is falling out of her shirt just as long as a nipple is falling out of a shirt..you see when this happens in everyday life, I don’t run up to the cunt and demand ID to see if I am still interested, I just follow her home, climb into her basement window and wait until nightfall…. If these pictures were any hotter, I’d take the time to figure out who Genevieve Jones is, but since I’m lazy let’s just make up a story about her and that story is that she was created when Tommy Lee Jones and Tom Jones and Mr Jones and from that horrible Counting Crows song and Indiana Jones had a gangbang with Grace Jones and Catherine Zeta Jones ….while James Earl Jones jerked off in the corner to Bridget Jones’ diary while Norah Jones sang bullshit emotional songs she was too young to even grasp the meaning of….to set the fucking mood. Pics via Bauer

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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

Is This the Plot of the Next Indiana Jones?

After fans, critics and co-star Shia LaBeouf trashed Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull — pop quiz: Can you remember anything about that film besides the nuked fridge and swinging monkeys? — it seemed likely that the threatened fifth film in the once-iconic series would need some serious readjustments. And apparently, that’s happening! Maybe. Call it Indiana Jones and the Giant Grain of Salt .

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Is This the Plot of the Next Indiana Jones?