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Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring…. Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days… I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already… But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring…. The post Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Coco Arquette Has a Music Video of the Day

Coco Arquette is not the Tranny Arquette, that one is dead…from AIDS…or other Tranny issues like mental health…. This Coco Arquette is the niece of the tranny, and the daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette..and she’s 12 years old…a little young for some to sexualize, but not young for her parents to sell off to the industry – knowing that they can make money off her, get her the attention she wants and needs to feel like she’s not some product of Hollywood, richness, and divorce…allowing her to have purpose…and meaning like all the other celebrity kids because we live in this celebrity obsessed, celebrity child means she’s better than other children, despite her celebrity parents hardly being celebrities…but I guess if you factor in the success of Scream and Friends…they’re as celebrity as you get…but that doesn’t matter…because nothing fucking matters…. But here’s her weird “dark”…springbreakers themed bad little rich girl…video to start your day.. The post Coco Arquette Has a Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this picture of herself taking a traditional selfie with a film camera in the mirror like it was the 50s and 60s…in an era pre iPhone..or instagram…where people like Kendall Jenner would probably not exist, or be hit celebrities, or average looking girls the industry pretend are models, because they want the followers she’s got to buy their shit…and if the world thinks she matters who are they to fight it….. She’s got some weird shaped body, typical Kardashian, where nothing is real but the money they scam…and I don’t find her hot or interesting, or standout at all… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…but I’ve posted it 3 times thanks to women’s day being such a dumb frucking concept….especially when puppet’s like Kendall actually think they are progressing the woman species…when really they are just exploitative tabloid cunts about it… The post Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…and I guess with the power of Photoshop she doesn’t have to…cuz bitch knows how to pose proper, it is kinda all she’s done the last decade…working with the best hair, make-up, lighting and photography people….the miracles of the industry that hide the unfortunate harsh reality of child birth, aging and being of latin and native roots, that genetically want your cute round ass to look like it belongs on a corn tortilla eating mom of 12….dumpy as fuck…. But she’s pulled through, fitness, diet, million dollar contracts…plastic surgery…whatever it fucking takes to keep this bullshit going…. Now she’s in Ocean Drive..posing….looking matured, not yet rotten, maybe just a little ripe…but remember like with a banana…a ripe banana can still be made into a banana bread and banana bread is good as fuck… Adriana Lima…not quite banana bread…but still worth sticking your dick in…because she’s Adriana Lima… The post Adriana Lima for Ocean Drive of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne is Magical of the Day

Bella Thorne is the jailbait who looks 40 and who isn’t really jailbait of the minute….it’s one of those probably not so sustainable, and not because of her terrible skin, or even because her body or willingness to show off her body isn’t there…but because we are all wilted flowers, separated from our stem, slowly rotting away….and the world is a vapid, insignificant place…where nothing actually matters, where people don’t commit to anything, where we move onto the next young tight body showing off her tight body to get fans and followers, the second she comes along…and sure the one sold off to the industry by her terrible stage parent is still going to be around…and thanks to social media….will still make money because being on TV gets you started on social media….where the real money is…and the slut pics carry it, grow it, and help you monetize it… You all know this, but what the fuck else am I supposed to say about Bella Thorne, that she seems fucking boring, trying to be ratchet, since all young girls are ratchet now…hip hop is pop and being a rachet is cool…so they are all doing it…like basic white girls…are fucking twerking and shit…and that is or can a wonderful thing….what was once reserved for strippers is now perfect for Disney kids…amazing.. The post Bella Thorne is Magical of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter Ass or Thighs Getting into a Car in Shorts of the Day

Oscars So White…no more…because the industry saw opportunity to fund a black Gay Gangster movie and to vote it in…but maybe that just happened because Lala Land was So Shit…. While Ariel Winter is so sloppy…. Young maybe, yet still so sloppy… If she wasn’t rich in Hollywood, this would end 600 pounds in a trailer on some Reality Show on fat people…but thanks to strategic parents…she’s on hit shows….that allow her to be slutty enough to build that social audience…because why make 100k an episode or more…when you can make 100k an instagram post and not have to leave your bed – or in her case kitchen…where she eats all her foods… Big coat to keep her warm…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter Ass or Thighs Getting into a Car in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rob Kardashian: Is His Diabetes Out of Control?!

These past few months haven’t been too kind to Rob Kardashian. Well, these past few months, these past few years, whatever. He did become a father to the unspeakably adorable Dream , which is undoubtedly a high point in his life — despite the shambles his life seems to be in right now, he still seems so very, very happy about being a dad. But everything else? Yeah, it’s kind of a mess. His relationship with Blac Chyna seems to be over at this point, perhaps for good. They’ve been broken up for a few weeks now at least, and unlike their previous splits, there’s been no back and forths between them, no yelling about “texting bitches,” no social media rampages. We’d heard that they’re trying to be mature about it all, and against all odds, it seems like they’re succeeding. So since Rob’s love life has apparently gone all to hell, it’s a good thing he has his health, right? Not so fast … Rob has been struggling with diabetes for over a year now. He was first hospitalized for it in December of 2015, and it seemed pretty serious at the time. He lost a lot of weight when he began dating Blac Chyna, enough that he actually reversed the diabetes, but that didn’t last for long. He began gaining weight again, and when he and Chyna started having serious relationship issues, he got back in self-destruct mode, eating his feelings and ignoring his health. Last December, he was hospitalized once again when his diabetes got out of control. We’ve heard that Rob is considering gastric bypass surgery to get a handle on his weight, but as of now, he hasn’t taken that leap yet. But he has been desperately asking his Instagram followers for advice on managing his diabetes. Last night, Rob posted (and deleted) this: Apparently some people believe that if you drink some good old-fashioned okra water, you can cure your diabetes. And hey, maybe you can. This is a wild world we’re living in. In his caption, Rob wrote “Has anyone tried this?? I need to know if it really works.” And there’s just something a little sad about that, right? Something a little desperate. Hopefully he’s not having any serious complications that we don’t know about, something that would make him feel like he needs to try anything and everything that could possibly help him. Hang in there, Rob. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom

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Daryl Easton, Card Trick Extraordinaire, Commits Suicide in Magic Castle

Daryl Easton, a magician best known for his awe-inspiring card tricks, was found dead inside Hollywood’s famed Magic Castle on Friday, according to various news outlets. He was 61 years old. The body of the entertainer was found in a closet of the popular private club, which offers upscale a dining experience and magic shows to attendees. It has been in business since 1963. A Hollywood police spokesman told the The New York Daily News that employees discovered Easton’s corpse inside a closet, wearing only his underwear. He had a bag over his head and appeared to have hanged himself. Cops have ruled the death a suicide. The Magic Castle has acknowledged Easton’s passing and paid tribute to the late magician on Facebook. “The magic community mourns the loss of one of our most beloved and talented performers and the AMA’s deepest regrets and heart-felt sympathy go out to Daryl’s family,” reads the social media statement. Continues the Facebook message, which you can rest in its entirety below: Daryl was a World Champion, first-place FISM Gold medal winning, close-up magician with over 40 years of experience in both performing and selling the finest magic in the world. Daryl performed as a headline act at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas for seven years fine tuning his already encyclopedic knowledge of magic. Daryl has performed literally thousands of shows for audiences as diverse as the Witch Doctors on the South Pacific island of Vanuatu to the movers and shakers of the political world at the Presidential Ball in Washington, D.C. In what can now be confirmed sadly as his final Facebook post, Easton sent his wishes to those affected by the deadly storm that affected southern California last week. “Thinking of all our SoCal friends,” he wrote on February 18. “Stay safe in this storm! I’ll be heading down that way myself tomorrow for a week at The Magic Castle.” “Sending lots of love to the magic community tonight!” wrote magician Joel Ward on Twitter in response to this sad news. Added Jonathan Steigman: “In the magic world, Daryl was world famous, one of the top creators, teachers and performers. He also won a boatload of awards. #RIP.” Known as “The Magician’s Magician” among those in his industry, Easton invented a number of famous card tricks, such as the “Hot Shot Cut” and the “Ultimate Ambition.” View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam May he rest in peace.

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R.I.P.: Musician Clyde Stubblefield, The ‘Funky Drummer’ Of James Brown’s Band, Dead at 73

Drummer Clyde Stubblefield Dead At Age 73 Clyde Stubblefield, drummer for James Brown and originator of one of hip-hop’s most popular beat samples, has passed away at age 73. His cause of death was kidney failure. If you don’t know Stubblefield’s name offhand, you definitely know his sound. A 20-second snippet of a Stubblefield drum solo found on James Brown’s 1970 “Funky Drummer” single that made a HUGE impact on music, serving as the backbeat for countless hip-hop tracks — totalling over 1000 samples of the beat. Songs using the iconic percussion include Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power,” “Bring the Noise” and “Rebel Without a Pause,” N.W.A’s “F*ck tha Police” and Dr. Dre’s “Let Me Ride” to LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out,” Run-D.M.C.’s “Run’s House,” just to name a few. Needless to say, his death is being felt throughout the industry. Star drummer Questlove left the following message about the passing of the man who inspired so many songs: He will be truly missed . Madison Guy

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Jojo At the Bottom of the Bathroom Floor of the Day

Jailbait turned 30 something and still trying, because she tapped out of the of the industry when she was young, dude to cashing in on a couple of songs you couldn’t name, so that she could focus on getting fat for her black boyfriend…only to come back to re-invent herself, and excite the handful of perverts who remember jerking off to her and her little boy bootleg Avril Lavigne style nonsense that was popular at the time, I was not one of those peple…but I’ll still post weird photoshoots of her legs sitting on the marble bathroom floor…it’s erotic….but maybe that’s just my Octagon fetish…. Her caption – “Your mom wants to be my valentine.” She left out (because you’re a racist and don’t fuck with white girls who fuck black dudes)… The post Jojo At the Bottom of the Bathroom Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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