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Rose Bertram is the Model in Dubai of the Day

Rose Bertram is a Sports Illustrated model – in her bikini in Dubai…possibly getting shit on by very rich Arab men in the timeless joke about instagram models heading over to Dubai on the private jet to give these rich dudes a taste of America…because it actually happens…so much so that if I was a model…I wouldn’t tag Dubai…just to try to pretend I’m not a fucking hooker on a free trip…or on a “job”…for some rich dude’s fake bikini company that involves being shit on by him and his friends….because we know they have the money…we know models love money and we know Rose Bertram and her big tits isn’t making that money in the legitimate way and a girl’s got needs… The post Rose Bertram is the Model in Dubai of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and possibly famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…a taco that if you look at the paparazzi pics…you can see in full cameltoe position…a taco that has allowed her to take her celebrity to America and do very important things like instagram model….and get into paparazzi pics wearing a bikini…without anyone actually knowing who she is…but who cares who she is, we are lazy and if she’s good enough for the paparazzi, she’s good enough for me to look at in a bikini, which as a Canadian isn’t saying much, because I look at every girl in a bikini in awe…we don’t get those in our parts…we get snowsuits… I guess we are seeing fame happen….but the interesting thing about this isn’t who she fucks, how rich her dad is, whether she’s part of a Mexican drug cartel, or if she’s stealing white people jobs…like the luxurious work as a chamber maid in hotesl… What does matter is that her instagram picture ABOVE…is edited so hard…versus her paparazzi pics that aren’t…leading me to think she thinks we are fools, or she likes to give herself more shape like all these girls on social media do…they are liars, it is all lies…and luckily for people like Eiza Gonzalez….she can eat a few extra corn tortillas and erase it all in post production…lies or she thinks we are a fool…or she knows it doesn’t matter dudes will still stare. The post Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff’s New Years Tits of the Day

Hilary Duff has broke up with her personal trainer she was fucking…and the consequences of that loss, or power trip, where she was like “you think you own me in the gym, well I’m paying you buddy, so now you work for me, before firing him like the hooker he was”….are obvious..as she slowly gets bigger, doughier, and amazing… I am all for rich people having hired friend who serve their purpose in their life, because everyone’s just out to use them, as an example if I was to befriend Hilary Duff, it would be to bury myself in that juicy fucking ass, an ass that is thicker, stronger, and bigger than I am used to…but for some reason that speaks to my fucking soul… I was telling someone about this professional dancer I used to fuck, who was massive, like super fucking strong, but the second she was naked, her thickness was wonderful, and her athleticism allowed her to bounce off my dick with grace, speed, and agility… So as much as I hate fat chicks, and muscle chicks, I love whatever is going on here with Hilary Duff…this body type, the kind of girl who can move your fridge into the basement for you, is magical….squat all day, on my face, while drinking a protein shake baby….those thighs like a scarf like a python…capable of choking me out… I am a fan….she should hire me to be groupie pervert….who takes her instagram pics for her.. TO SEE A MASSIVE HILARY DUFF ROUND-UP – CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s New Years Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Least Attractive New Years Kiss and Other Bikini Adventure of the Day

Bella Thorne and some instagram model had a horrible New Years eve kiss, but it was probably the biggest day in the instagram model’s life because she got tagged by Bella Thorne on such a big day…in what must be the peak of her social climbing…good hustle…I am sure her ego and attitude as an instagram model is substantially more annoying today…. Bella Thorne was also in a bikini with these girls, her sister, etc, and it was a very skimpy bikini, I watched some of it on snapchat randomly, because a girl I know was scrolling snapchat to see what every asshole was doing, or pretending to do on New Years Eve, to polarize their life and seem interesting, and Bella and her 18 or 19 year old confusingly not fully slutty, but slutty enough to get noticed, hot young body, that has millions of followers…was in this bikini and I was like…this porn generation that grew up on porn and self promotion really get it…good hustle grils.. Childhoods robbed of them….but taught them what matters…being liked by people who can pay….making them vain and vapid brats thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them everything they need to live the dream… It really is wonderful because I get to watch on like the pervert I am…and I enjoy that.. Another Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and she’s fun to look at…especially when I can see the hang of her pussy in her tight bottoms… The post Bella Thorne’s Least Attractive New Years Kiss and Other Bikini Adventure of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Salma Hayek Is 50 And Bootylicious!

Here’s Salma Hayek busting out for the latest issue of GQ , and I want to make sure you’re sitting down for this one (and not just because these pictures are so hot they’re going to make it difficult to stand up)… See, I was just reminded that Salma turned 50 last year. That’s right. 50. And she’s still looking 50 times hotter than 99% of the so-called Instagram models out there half her age. I guess some things just get better with age, and Salma’s funbags are definitely one of them. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Anastasia Sorokina Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

In case you guys didn’t get everything you wanted for Christmas, don’t worry, me and the Little Tuna didn’t either. Not a single one of my Twitter girlfriends sent me any NSFW selfie Christmas cards, and I’m still waiting on those marriage proposals. So screw it, I figured I’d get us all something we could actually use: pictures of a super-hot Russian Instagram model named  Anastasia Sorokina . It’s just what you always wanted, right? Yeah, me too. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos

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Zoe Cross Naked Instagram Model of the Day

Zoe Cross is a naked instagram model… I don’t know anything about her – but i’ve been following her for a long time – along with 7500 other instagram models I follow but don’t really notice, care about, or know anything about… I just do it for when the nude pics come out – or if fame hits – I can say “I follow her on instagram and have since before she was famous enoungh for her nude pics to hit the forums I rip my content off of…”… So she’s a model, singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but they all do it for likes and follows – that leads to getting paid… Now we’ve seen her tits…and they are wonderful….so be happy all these girls keep doing the same damn thing over and over again because it comes with titties.. The post Zoe Cross Naked Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Naked and Smoking for W Magazine of the Day

Kylie Jenner in wet clothing, being secductive, or as seductive as her muppet looking plastic surgery ridden body, smokes a cigarette like a classy bitch trying to further influence the youth to continue in the direction of her shitty sister, and buy all her product…. All slow motion, close ups of her body parts that have bee jacked up by injections, and the whole thing is a waste of your time, which makes sense, since it is Kylie Jenner and her mangled face, and thus a waste of time before she even started… I mean watching her tongue TIGA in soft lit / shadows / shot by her BFF who takes erotic pics of her….in what they will pretend is their “art project”…but is just shameless instagram content no one should care about…yet here I am posting it…because I have nothing else going on…. These are garbage people, who produce garbage, for garbage people that happen to be the masses…selling shit we don’t need, in videos we don’t need, because she hasn’t killed herself yet, but we’re still hoping she does….because suicide sometimes finds the right people and this is the right people. The post Kylie Jenner’s Naked and Smoking for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day

Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab… Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business… The good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents are sexual deviants… Assuming they built her with a designer vagina as you’d assume they did…. The post Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day

Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic…. Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back… Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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