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Irina Shayk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Irina Shayk is a wonderful creature, at least I think she’s a wonderful creature, and I’ll assume other people think she’s a wonderful creature, mainly people like Brad Cooper, because he has all the options of pussy in the world, but chose to knock her up, not that he had much of a choice, these things usually workout with a “hey I’m pregnant”….and dude freaking out before realizing he’s really rich and it’ll be fine, plus the kid will probably have good genetics, nice strong and Russian so why the fuck not… But I am sure there are rich guys who obsess over the girls, I always position the girls as these hookers who are trying to please their man – to lock him down – through sex and being well behaved…but the reality is that when you’re a professional like Irina Shayk, you can reverse the roles and be a fucking tyrant that men try to please like a bunch of fucking groupies… So the only whoring is that they only go for rich guys since they like money…the whole getting knocked up and being set for life is just a bonus…because dudes are usually the bigger emotional freaks when girls tell them they are leaving…because in every break-up I’ve seen, the dudes are the ones in bed crying and the girls are the ones out getting revenge sex with all their friends…because girls, especially Russians have no soul…they just ride off survival instinct.. This is for VOGUE brazil, pre pregnant, where she was plotting how to get the sperm stuck to her uterus…or possibly early pregnancy where you’d still want to fuck her, knowing she can’t get pregnant, like any of you losers wouldn’t want to get this one pregnant, so that you have proof she let her fuck her.. I think she’s wonderful…likely evil…but wonderful… The post Irina Shayk in Vogue Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and possibly famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…a taco that if you look at the paparazzi pics…you can see in full cameltoe position…a taco that has allowed her to take her celebrity to America and do very important things like instagram model….and get into paparazzi pics wearing a bikini…without anyone actually knowing who she is…but who cares who she is, we are lazy and if she’s good enough for the paparazzi, she’s good enough for me to look at in a bikini, which as a Canadian isn’t saying much, because I look at every girl in a bikini in awe…we don’t get those in our parts…we get snowsuits… I guess we are seeing fame happen….but the interesting thing about this isn’t who she fucks, how rich her dad is, whether she’s part of a Mexican drug cartel, or if she’s stealing white people jobs…like the luxurious work as a chamber maid in hotesl… What does matter is that her instagram picture ABOVE…is edited so hard…versus her paparazzi pics that aren’t…leading me to think she thinks we are fools, or she likes to give herself more shape like all these girls on social media do…they are liars, it is all lies…and luckily for people like Eiza Gonzalez….she can eat a few extra corn tortillas and erase it all in post production…lies or she thinks we are a fool…or she knows it doesn’t matter dudes will still stare. The post Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in Some Magazine of the Day

Jessica Alba is working it good, even showing a little puffy nipple thanks to too much breast feeding, for some magazine I’ve never heard of, but that I know has taken the right steps in post production to make her skin look like she’s not in her 30s or a mom of 2, but instead a young vibrant thing we all used to want to have sex with as she got paid millions to cock tease us before settling down…and for that we celebrate, not that we haven’t given this unappreciative, never-nude bitch enough, like her fucking whole life of luxury, thanks to our lusting after her, something we could have collectively taken back from her, if we weren’t all such fucking perverts with no control over wanting to fuck girls in movies marketed to us hard. here are the pics.

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Stacey Keibler’s Obscure Possible Bikini for Instagram Pic of the Day

I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas

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Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…

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Aubrey O’Day One Step Closer to Sucking Dick on Camera of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is a ridiculous self promoter who I follow for no real reason. I don’t find her hot, if anything I find her disgusting, fat and piggish in desperate need of an eating disorder…..I don’t find her entertaining, if anything I find her boring, annoying, irritating….The only thing funny about her is that she has no shame and is willing to get half naked despite her obvious flaws…but that’s just cuz fat people in tight clothes are always entertaining, even if they are not pleasant to look at….so maybe I do it for the laughs….or maybe I’m just too lazy to not bother unfollowing her….because it sure as hell isn’t waiting to see her next move….even though her next move should be a porn career for press and exposure she seeks…instead of her porn quality music career that is just embarrassing and hard to stomach or listen to…. Here she is face close to dick…one step closer to sucking dick on camera…you know testing the waters before an inevitable career move that will flop like her belly over her pants every time she squeezes into her two sizes too small…. TO SEE SOME FAT CHICK IN HER BIKINI PIC FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Kim Kardashian Fat Slob in Some Instagram Bikini Pics

Kim Kardashian makes me laugh because she is at the point of media empire, you know in the multi million dollar, even hundred million dollar organization, that can afford her post production staff, to take some candid pics and run them through some filters, only to email them back to her to post on instagram like she’s not a hairy, thick, troll of a woman who needs to be shot out back like the one trick pony who lost his ability to do that one trick and who costs too much taking up valuable space in the fucking barn that is our world….what I’m saying is she’s good for nothing…and what got her to this point of fame is no more…and she needs to stop taking up valuable space that young hot pussy would be better suited for….

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Katy Perry Featuring Kanye West Music Video of the Day

Here’s Kanye West doing his best Drake impression. Here’s Katy Perry doing her best female popstar impression. Here’s a video that channels Wal-E or whatever the fuck that Disney Movie about the lonely robot from the future. The only thing they do right is when they make the bitch have an E.T. face. Fuck her music sucks, her video is cheese, her face is ugly, even with a million dollar make-up and post production budget and her tits aren’t all over the place or being used at all…even though they are the only thing she’s good for… What a fucking horrible disaster. I hate radio music. I’m glad only 300 people watched this so far…I hate that I am going to make more people see it…I am the devil… FOLLOW ME

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Katy Perry Featuring Kanye West Music Video of the Day

Here’s Kanye West doing his best Drake impression. Here’s Katy Perry doing her best female popstar impression. Here’s a video that channels Wal-E or whatever the fuck that Disney Movie about the lonely robot from the future. The only thing they do right is when they make the bitch have an E.T. face. Fuck her music sucks, her video is cheese, her face is ugly, even with a million dollar make-up and post production budget and her tits aren’t all over the place or being used at all…even though they are the only thing she’s good for… What a fucking horrible disaster. I hate radio music. I’m glad only 300 people watched this so far…I hate that I am going to make more people see it…I am the devil… FOLLOW ME

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AnnaSophia Robb is The Freshest Jail Bait in the Pond of the Day

If you used to jerk off to Charlie and the Chocolate factory, because luring kids into your house of crazy with candy is porn to you, you may remember this girl as the girl who was in the movie….

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