In case you’re not already aware: Dan Bilzerian is an Instagram celebrity . But that description doesn’t quite do him justice. He’s more like a walking caricature of manliness – a bearded brute who’s primary interests are firearms, stacks of cash and scantily-clad women. This guy’s arsenal is so huge his friends have predicted Bilzerian will be killed by his massive gun collection . We’ll leave it to you to decide if he’s compensating for anything. Anyway, such an explosive lifestyle naturally creates occasional problems, such as when Bilzerian was arrested for trying to make a bomb back in December. Today, however, Bilzerian demonstrated the power of a little charm and whole buttload of cash by being cleared of all charges without so much as any restrictions on his firearm usage. The Most Interesting Man on Instagram will have to pay a pretty big fine, however…and for a very weird reason: Bilzerian has to fork over 20 grand for blowing up his own tractor trailer. Apparently, he detonated the thing on public land, so the 20 G’s will be used for cleanup. Yeah, $20,000 for an outdoor cleanup. That must have been quite the explosion. Apparently, Dan’s philosophy on explosions is the same as his view on beards: If you’re gonna do something, do it big. The Best Of Dan Bilzerian’s Instagram Photos! 1. Dan Bilzerian: A Day in the Life View Photo Just a typical day Bilzerian, who spends his life surrounded by women, guns, and piles of cash. There are worse ways to live. 2. Dan Bilzerian, Hot Model, Cat View Photo Bilzerian poses with a giant gun, a hot model, and his cat, Smushface. Epic photo. 3. Dan Bilzerian Loves Guns View Photo Blitz has more weaponry than a small militia. His gun collection is matched only by his harem of hot female “friends.” 4. Dan Bilzerian, Bikini Models View Photo Blitz and some of his babes. He captioned this photo, “I’m not a great swimmer, so I surround myself with lots of flotation devices.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Miley Cyrus, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Dan Bilzerian View Photo Miley and Patrick with a big cutout of Dan Bilzerian. It seems they’re fans of the Instagram icon. 6. Dan Bilzerian: Boobs and Firearms View Photo Blitz shows these models how it’s done. You never know when you’ll have to fire at an intruder whole nothing but suspenders and stockings. 7. Dan Bilzerian’s Harem View Photo Dan is an professional poker player and full-time Instagram ladies’ man. Fortunately for us, he shares his exploits online. 8. Bilzerian and “Friends” View Photo Dan Bilzerian posted this photo to Instagram. Needless to say, he’s quite popular with the ladies. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like The Best Of Dan Bilzerian’s Instagram Photos!? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
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Dan Bilzerian: Cleared on Bomb Charges, Hit With Bizarre Fine
