I know most of you will probably look at these new bikini updates from Charlotte McKinney and just assume that everyone’s current favorite busty nobody is on vacation or something. After all, she’s taking selfies on a yacht in a bikini, right? Wrong. This is Charlotte hard at work. How else do you think she could afford to take a luxury beach trip on a professional Instagrammer salary? Those boat rentals ain’t cheap. Which means she’s either with some rich sugar daddy or some bikini company’s footing the bill. Either way, I say it’s clearly worth every penny. So enjoy.
I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.
Four firefighter recruits in Florida have vacated their posts after a noose was found hanging over a Black firefighter’s seat at Pompano Beach Fire Training Center.
With nearly 5 million followers on Instagram, singer K. Michelle gets her fair share of comments, both negative and positive. The reality TV star took to twitter where she claimed it’s mostly Black women who have the worst things to say about her. https://twitter.com/kmichelle/status/895661571602608130 https://twitter.com/kmichelle/status/895661915556515840 https://twitter.com/kmichelle/status/895662067646115840 https://twitter.com/kmichelle/status/895662234952663040 https://twitter.com/kmichelle/status/895662323653902336 https://twitter.com/kmichelle/status/895662881542475777 Well that seems accurate since most […]
Doutzen Kroe is topless, in a thong and thankful that at 32, her husband hasn’t officially left her for all the other young hot girls who DJ slut out for him, because he’s a DJ….even though she quit Victoria’s Secret to tour with him, police him, and convince him it was for the kids to spend more time with their touring dad…at least that’s what she tells people…because no one wants to admit they were fired, especially not after being owned by the brand for what must have been a decade… That said, she’s a mom of two…and butt looks fine…I mean fine as in fine…not as in 90s Black Sitcom fine….because she’s a tall model who isn’t fat even if she’s old …she’s rich and well rested from not working… well taken care of…because she doesn’t want to give her man more reason to leave her….and she can afford all those fancy lotions and creams that make her asshole smell angelic despite what you’d assume is some USHER herpes…thanks to all the EDM loving DJ whores being fucking hot little dirty pussies….who don’t use condoms…since no one uses condom… The post Doutzen Kroes Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire, it’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dudes’ in his 80s and that would make her a product of his later in life marriage / sex….good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper… Some Warren Buffet shit… She’s got some new lips, all the girls have the lips, and she’s on a yacht in Europe because that’s what rich people do…they hang out in their bikinis, spending their daddy’s money, only in this case it’s her legit dad… I assume she’s still got dreams of making it as an actress…but really why bother, she did one movie once, that’s enough for a rich kid to have some level of creditibility, being more than just a trust fund earner who looks like an instagram slut…. But that body is so hot..it deserves so much more attention / sex tapes…I just wish she was a dirtier daddy issue broken slut…but I’ll take these bot bikini pics…looks good. The world needs more rich girls living the rich girl life in rich people places to make the rest of the world feel like shit about their poor, pathetic, selves…because one thing I’ll say about social media is that I don’t see enough models and hot chicks spending the day by the pool at mansions…and yachts…and 5 star hotels…you know… The post Nicola Peltz Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina… She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos… These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible… The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Remember how yesterday, I showed you guys Kate Upton ‘s new Shape Magazine cover ? Well, today, I’ve got the full photoshoot for you below, including a special behind-the-scenes video of Kate talking about… I have no idea, because I only watched it on mute. But whatever it is, I can tell you this: it all makes for a great workout. You’re going to have the buffest forearms and wrists after this.
I’m really surprised Emily Ratajkowski hasn’t found a billionaire husband. She has been doing this game long enough now, so I can only assume that girl is batsh%it crazy. Anyway, here she is doing the Instagram model topless selfie pose. Such a pro.
