Cyn Santana is having a baby with her beau Joe Budden; they’re so excited they want to share it with the world! The Love & Hip Hop star announced the good news today with a couple of glamorous pics on Instagram. Cyn was positively glowing for the photo shoot, where she wore a flower crown […]
2 Chainz just released the official visual for”Door Swangin” off his fourth album, Pretty Girls Like Trap Music. The video takes place at the infamous pink trap house which no longer exists. Lalaa Shepard @lalaashep
Atlanta musician, 6lack released his debut project, Free 6LACK just last November and is already working on new material for another album. This time around he has partnered up with the legendary Timbaland and the duo released a snippet of the new tunes via Instagram. Check out 6lack’s new hair cut below: Lalaa Shepard @lalaashep
Before you ask, no, I don’t know what Kristen Stewart is doing on the cover of some Croatian fashion mag. (That’s right, I actually did 30 seconds of research. My mom would be proud.) But I do know that for a while there, Kristen was actually looking kind of hot , and then she went and chopped off all her hair. And now that she’s got a dude buzz cut, I think we can safely go back to ignoring her again. Too bad. She had so much some potential.
According to my sources, Variety did some story on Chloe Grace Moretz being the next big thing in Hollywood or whatever. But forget her movies. They forgot to include the most important part of Chloe’s rise to fame: her Instagram bikini pictures . AKA the one thing people might actually pay to see. But luckily, I didn’t, and I’ve got a bonus Insta-pic for you guys below. See? Now that’s real journalism. Feel free to send my Pulitzer care of my mom’s basement.
Is Rachel Bilson still famous? I haven’t heard anything about her in years, so I’m not really sure. I definitely haven’t done a post on her in a while, and as we all know, that’s the true test of any hottie’s pop culture relevance. (Stop laughing.) Anyway, I guess she’s trying to make a comeback or something, because she just did a cover shoot for some mag I’ve never heard of. And it’s a good first step. But if Rachel really wants to extend her 15 minutes, I think a high-profile fling with a low-profile blogger could really do the trick. I’m game if she is. Call me!
I know Jessica Lowndes ‘ 15 minutes of fame are up, but it doesn’t mean she can’t be successful at being an Instagram model. With her 750K followers she is well on her way to having all the free vacations, sponsored teeth whitening posts, and a very wealthy husband. The future is looking bright for this one.
I know old people aren’t typically supposed to know how to use cell phones or technology, but I sure am glad someone at the Hottie Retirement Home taught Elizabeth Hurley how to use Instagram, because the 52-year-old cougar is a real natural. Then again, I guess she’s had years of experience at giving dudes five-alarm pants fires. All I know is, this is hands down the hottest Insta-cougar I’ve ever seen in the wild. Yow!
I know Rita Ora isn’t as big of a household name as some of her fellow British pop stars, and sure, Adele’s probably got a nicer voice or whatever. I don’t really know, since I’ve still never listened to a single one of Rita’s songs. But she does have something the rest of those wannabes don’t have: a killer bikini body and a bunch of amazing bikini pictures on her Instagram. And really, isn’t that more important? It is to me and the Little Tuna anyway…
I know it’s been a while since I’ve done any new posts on Paris Hilton . Chances are, with all the other Snapchat-wannabes and “professional” Instagram models out there, you probably forgot all about her. I know I did. But you’ve got to respect the trailblazers, and none of those hotties would be half as famous today if it weren’t for Paris making posing in bikinis and having rich parents into a legitimate full-time job. So here’s a few new bikini selfies and sexy pictures from the OG hot nobody, for old times’ sake.