Cara Delevingne is through with ‘society defining beauty for us,’ as she outlined in a passionate Instagram post: ‘It’s exhausting to be told what beauty should look like…’
Sara Jean Underwood is a mid-30s naturalist, who I guess is into nature and camping and all the beautiful things the country has to offer. She hikes, she poses next to waterfalls and other amazing things, and she documents it in the most slutty and self involved way… But for some reason, I think it’s an interesting hook. I mean she was in Playboy at 18, she tried to do some legit hosting, she fell into obscurity, and she made a serious and aggressive instagram comeback…. I don’t think she’s making any money doing this shit, because she pushes private snap chats and private instagrams and sells monthly memberships to her smut…but if it finances her great trips to these great places…where she can produce her smut…I am all for it.. We live in a world where everyone gets naked for instagram, in all the same poses, and places…at least some effort goes into this…and she’s a veteran and expert…as it is all she’s known..other than Ryan Seacrests daytime TV dick… SO I support, I don’t pay her monthly subscription fees, but I’ll promote her for free, and not make fun of what is seemingly a wonderful thing! I like that despite being freezing, she still gets naked, it is wonderful. Here’s more: The post Sara Jean Underwood – Naturalist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior… Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica… Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked….. The post Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole have made it official: They had a bear of a time coming up with a name for their brand new baby. And mean this literally, based on confirmation from the One Direction singer that he and his gorgeous girlfriend have, indeed, decided to call their first child… … BEAR ! Yes, the name of Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole’s son is Bear Payne. We’re guessing they decided on this moniker after one of the stars said he or she had a pain so terrible that he or she could hardly bear it. Either that, or Liam and Cheryl are very big fans of Alicia Silverstone and Kate Winslet, both of whom actually also named their children Bear. The mostly private couple welcomed Bear (LOL!) into the world on March 22, with Cole sharing the following precious photo of daddy and son on her Instagram page soon after. Wrote Payne upon becoming a first-time father: “My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless… wow! ‘I’m incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it’s a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far.” Added Payne of Cole: “I’m completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she’s really made my dreams come true.” Payne also said at the time that he and Cole had not come up with a name yet, although the precious bundle of joy was “already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed.” The Daily Mail first published a report on Tuesday that claimed the artist and the former X-Factor host had decided to go with Bear as the first name for their son. And then Payne came forward and corroborated this report. “Liam and Cheryl couldn’t decide on a name for ages and kept toing and froing between options,” wrote the newspaper, adding: “But they both loved Bear and settled on it a few days ago. Despite the sleepless nights, the couple are completely smitten with little Bear.” Upon reading this article, TV’s adventurer Bear Grylls tweeted at Liam, writing the following: “Great choice! Love & blessings to you guys as you start on the greatest adventure… @CherylOfficial @LiamPayne.” HA! Even better? Payne replied! “Thanks man hope he grows with an ounce of your courage! Your a boss,” wrote back Liam. The question now is when Payne and Cole will get married . Let’s face it: the question now is also this: Is Bear the most ridiculous name any celebrity has ever given to his or her offspring? Bottom 10? Bottom five? As you can see below, there are plenty of contenders for this (dis)honor… View Slideshow: 30 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time
It’s been four months since Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian broke up , and Blac’s stock is plummeting precipitously due to her sudden lack of any real connection to the family that made her a household name. Even before she started hooking up with Rob, most of Blac’s tabloid headlines were Kard clan-related, as the press loved Chyna’s feud with Kylie Jenner that stemmed from the teen reality star’s relationship with Tyga. These days, Kylie and Tyga are no longer together, which means Blac has no reason to continue meddling in the affairs of the Jenners and Kardashians. Sure, she still has a child with Rob (and make no mistake, Blac plans to cash in on Dream Kardashian as soon as she’s legally permitted to do so), but their co-parenting relationship is going surprisingly smoothly. That’s all well and good, but amicable exes don’t score reality shows, and Blac is likely aware that her window of opportunity is closing. Which may help explain why she’s growing desperate in her efforts to introduce a bit of drama in her life. Tyga and Blac Chyna: Together Again? The video above shows Blac and Tyga partying in the same club. That might not be so interesting on its own, but rumors about Blac and Tyga have getting back together have been circulating non-stop lately, and some fans are taking this as visual confirmation. Fortunately, we probably won’t have to speculate for much longer. If these two are engaging in any sort of ex sex, you can bet they’re doing so with their careers in mind. Separately, they’re D-listers at best. But together, maybe Blac and Chyna are almost as favor as a more well-established Kardashian? We’re sure some agent or network exec has done the calculus. Does Blac plus Tyga equal one Jonathan Cheban or one Malika Haqq? Probably not, but a reunion would likely attract the ire of both Kylie and Rob, which would at least briefly put Blac and Tyga back on the cover of a tabloid or two. It’s strange to think there are people who look at the world that way, but reality TV is big business. And Kardashian is the biggest name in the industry. Obviously, it’s an incredibly cynical move if Blac and Tyga are really faking their romance so that they can work their way back into the lives of Rob and Kylie. But with how much they stand to gain, they’d also be foolish not to try something like that. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram!
What is there to say about the following collection of baby photos except this: They are so gosh darn cute that we just want to keel over and die! Not really, of course. We really just want to stop and stare and appreciate their tiny features for a few hours. Click around below for a precious look at a wide variety of stars and their beloved bundles of joy… 1. Jimmy Kimmel and Son Jimmy Kimmel smiles here while standing over his newborn son. The kid’s name is Billy. 2. Dwayne Johnson Baby Picture It doesn’t get a whole lot cuter than this. Take a look at Dwayne Johnson and his baby girl, Jasmine. 3. Jessica Biel, Son Jessica Biel cradles a special young man in this cute photo: it’s the son she now shares with Justin Timberlake!!! 4. Kelly Clarkson Baby Cover Cutest. Photo. EVER!!! Kelly Clarkson holds her daughter on this adorable cover of People Magazine. 5. Melissa Rycroft Baby Pic Does it get any more adorable? Melissa Rycroft gives us our first look here of new son Beckett. He’s being held by sister Ava. 6. Simon Cowell Baby Pic Did you ever think you would see this Simon Cowell cradles his newborn. View Slideshow
From Apple to North to Spurgeon and many, many others compiled here, celebrities sure pick out some hilarious names for their kids. Not all of them, obvi. Some go the conventional route. But this is Hollywood, and well, we have no shortage of options while putting together a gallery of unintentional hilariousness like this. Let's just say that. There sure as heck are a disproportionate percentage of little kid names that are straight up ridic, head-scratching, LOL-worthy selections. Check out the 30 most absurd ones given by the most absurd people now and be glad they make enough money to afford good therapists: 1. North West North West. The spawn of Kimye being named after a direction may be the dumbest thing in human history. At the same time, if she doesn’t grow up to have a signature fragrance called North by North West, this is not a planet we wanna be living on. 2. Kyd Yes, Kyd. David Duchovny mailed that one in worse than his alleged acting on Californication. 3. Kal-El Cage Nicolas Cage named one of his kids Kal-El, a fact not related to him being wasted out of his mind in this mug shot … although that could explain a lot of things. 4. Spurgeon Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald’s baby son Spurgeon is named after Charles Spurgeon, an influential Baptist preacher from the 19th Century. It also is the subject of an awesome page on Urban Dictionary, and will probably make lil’ Spurge glad he’s home schooled later in life. 5. Rocket Zot (or Ayer) Avatar star Sam Worthington’s baby name choice for his first child with wife Lara Bingle Worthington – Rocket Zot – was chosen because they liked the way it sounded. That makes two of them … and probably not a whole lot more. Honorable mention to Pharrell Williams’ son Rocket Ayer. 6. Reign Aston Disick Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick went relatively conventional with their first two children Mason and Penelope. For the third, however, they opted for a name fit for a Lord: REIGN Aston Disick. If only his dad weren’t the deadbeat Lord of six different rehab centers. View Slideshow
Hi haters… Amber Rose Announces 2017 “Slut Walk” Date Amber Rose is announcing the date for her next “Slut Walk.” Amb took to Instagram today to announce that her next protest march calling for an end to rape culture will be in October. She also penned a long message about taking back the power from the derogatory term. “Most people think the definition of a slut is a promiscuous woman who has sex with any and everyone,” wrote Amb. “But that’s not the definition at all, it’s a derogatory term that insecure men and women use.” https://www.instagram.com/p/BTmGUdwhLF3/?taken-by=amberrose She also went head to head with angry fans in her comments section. “Guess your mom’s a slut too,” said Amb. WELP!!! What do YOU think about Amber bringing back her Slut Walk??? More on the flip. Amb is continuing to explain to fan her intentions behind her slut walk. “I promote being unapologetic for your sexuality,” wrote the star. https://www.instagram.com/p/BTmKR4KBeEn/?taken-by=amberrose https://www.instagram.com/p/BTmOZSyhHGY/?taken-by=amberrose Amb is doubling down on the true message behind the slut walk. “#AmberroseSlutWalk is not about being “promiscuous” whatever that is it’s about rape victims that are victim blamed for what they had on when they got raped,” wrote Amber. “It’s about society putting labels on us for the dumbest reasons.” https://www.instagram.com/p/BTmcx6CBjst/?taken-by=amberrose
Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…and she’s got an AGENCY…but more importantly a hot body… She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her… BUT she’s booked Playboy, where she’s not getting naked, even though PLAYBOY is supposed to be naked so she’s either a not so typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how hot their body is to generate some following and increase her day rate for her hooking…. OR she’s just a girl figuring out the American dream…from Poland with love…if there’s money…or sex work…or just looking good half naked on social media who fucking cares…she looks good and I support sex work at all levels..because the real win is making a living off being in a bikini…while actual American have to work. Suckers… I guess she’s not even that hot, but people like her, and thus American companies will work with her, it’s a fascinating scam these girls are all living off of…amazing…it’s like people don’t care about much other than following…that these bitches can buy…it’s so weird. The post Sandra Kubicka Shitty Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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