Her name is Jessica Lee Buchan, she’s South African, and like so many South African’s she’s fucking amazing to look at…. She’s got a huge following on social media, yet I’ve never heard of her, which isn’t that crazy a concept, as all these bitches sort of blend into each other, I don’t obsess over them, I don’t even notice their names, I sort of just let them happen…it’s repetitive so why get locked into one girl when there are thousands…literally thousands of beautiful creatures on the outside, even more than thousands considering I’ll fuck anything with a vagina due to low expectations.. That said, as a South African, a white South African, so probably rich, segregated, racist…..and just an amazing mix of hot bodied, resilient Dutch genetics that don’t die of AIDS like all the black people there do…. It’s the land of legless murdering olympians…and Candice Swanepoel….just hot chicks, with hot accents, looking hot….apartheid Nelson Mandela dont’ got nothing on this chick.. Follow her Instagram
I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here. #FOTO Madison en la playa de Miami. (29/12/16) @madisonbeer #madisonbeer A photo posted by Madison Beer Spain (@spainmadisonbeer) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:42am PST Finally we get candids again – #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jadison A photo posted by @hott_selena on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:10am PST Madison at the beach in Miami yesterday! #madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by Updates of Madison Beer . (@everythingmadison_) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:43am PST THAT SMILE KILLS MEEEEE — — @madisonbeer @madisonbeer @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @traciebeer @jackj #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jackjohnson #jackandjack @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by – jess ☽ 2.4k unicorns Continue reading →
Kris Jenner has penned a tribute to Debbie Reynolds. And we don’t even have anything negative to say about it. While it’s typically a reflex at this point to mock Jenner for everything she does or says, the reality star has taken a few moments to relate to Reynolds as a mother. There’s nothing to make fun of about that. The beloved former actress, of course, died from a stroke on Wednesday . Alongside a black and white photo of Reynolds with her two children, Carrie and Todd Fisher, Jenner wrote the following on Instagram: Absolutely heartbreaking and unimaginable. As a mother I cannot imagine the pain and heartbreak of losing a child. A loving and devoted mother, grandmother and a true Hollywood legend… Debbie Reynolds, you will be forever missed but never forgotten!! My love and prayers are with Debbie and Carrie’s family… Jenner is a mother of six. Reynolds was known both for her long and impressive acting career, but also for the close bond she shared with daughter Carrie Fisher. And Fisher died just a day before Reynolds. In response to both passings, celebrity reaction and fan reaction has been both swift and sad. There have been a number of moving tributes, although we may have now found a new favorite. It tragically comes to us from Todd Fisher, Reynolds’ second child, and it features an incredible drawing of his mother and sister. “This is a beautiful love story to witness in my 58 years. I miss them both so much. Love is everlasting,” Todd wrote as a caption to this image: The drawing was created by Ricky LaChance. It depicts Carrie and Debbie with their arms wrapped around each other’s shoulders. The former is dressed as her iconic Star Wars character, Princess Leia; while Reynolds dons a yellow raincoat, just like Kathy Selden, her character in 1952’s Singin’ in the Rain. “What a glorious feeling I’m happy again,” it says above the photo, which is a lyric from Reynolds’ musical comedy. Fisher died on Tuesday after suffering a major heart attack last Friday. Within 24 hours, Reynolds also passed away, saying on her death bed that she just wanted to be with her daughter. Heartbreaking stuff. View Slideshow: Carrie Fisher: Mourned, Honored by Hollywood “My sister has graduated to heaven, but she has left us all with so much of her, It is a very sad time for my family and all her friends,” Todd previously tweeted about Carrie’s passing. Both tributes mentioned here are included among the plethora made by A-listers who took to social media to mourn both Hollywood icons. Prior to Reynolds’ death, the log-time actress thanked everyone for their prayers in a statement shared to her Facebook account. “Thank you to everyone who has embraced the gifts and talents of my beloved and amazing daughter,” Reynolds wrote on Tuesday, December 27, adding: “I am grateful for your thoughts and prayers that are now guiding her to her next stop.” And now Reynolds has joined her at that stop. It’s heartbreaking, that’s for sure… View Slideshow: Debbie Reynolds: Mourned, Honored by Hollywood … but it’s also sort of beautiful, isn’t it? Our thoughts continue to be with the surviving members of this family.
Amber Rose Shares Sexy New Snap On Instagram Amber Rose said she was done with social media until 2017, but she reneged and we are all beneficiaries. The mammoth mammary mommy took to Instagram today to divert our attention away from Drake and JLo, Denzel Washington, Tiny and T.I., and all other superfluous things to focus on whats really important this holiday season…A$$ AND TIDDAYS! Sebastian’s mom has got it going on. Wonder what else Bad-b!tcha Claus has for us before the new year? Image via Splash/Instagram
This has been a pretty rough year in terms of losing our icons, and losing them at ages that are far from what one would consider “old.” After losing George Michael, Ricky Harris and Carrie Fisher in a span of days at the tail end of the year, Twitter users are more than disappointed — they are pretty frightened. People started saying that precautions need to be taken to look out for the icons we have left, whose work we’ve grown up with and followed. Here is a list of stars Twitter users said we need to keep a 24/7 eye on as this disappointing year comes to a close. [ madamenoire ] LaTavia Roberson: I Was Dismissed From Destiny’s Child “And It Wasn’t Pretty” It’s been 19 years since four teen girls from Houston, Texas, came together to form Destiny’s Child, and 16 years since original members LeToya Luckett and LaTavia Roberson were replaced by Michelle Williams, and, briefly, Farrah Franklin, but the pain lives on for Roberson. The 35-year-old has spoken about the hurt of being kicked out of one of the highest-selling girl groups of all time on more than one occasion, but this time Roberson is putting all of her thoughts all in one place: A memoir to be released in the spring of 2017. [ madamenoire ] Kodak Black Responds To Internet Slander After Instagram Shower Video Kodak Black took a shower on Instagram Live. Of course, he dropped the phone and exposed himself. Of course, we laughed. Kodak Black‘s attention whore radar went off the meters Tuesday when he decided to take a shower on Instagram Live. Apparently, the attention got so overwhelming that he dropped his phone by mistake, we think. The phone conveniently dropped screen-side up, giving his followers a floor up view of Black’s “Lil Kodak.” If you’re into that kind of thing, you can look for yourself here. The people who got assaulted by the image responded immediately while the rest of us were blindsided by the screenshot on our timelines. [ hiphopwired ] Debbie Reynolds Rushed to Hospital for Possible Stroke [ tmz ] Pause, No Homo: Grown Men Don’t Have To Defend Their Heterosexuality [ globalgrind ] Trump Is Already Taking Credit For The Economy. Here’s Why It Could Backfire [ huffingtonpost ] Cowboys Will Reportedly Activate Mark Sanchez as Dak Prescott’s Backup [ balleralert ] Judge Sucker-Punched Lawyer After Party: Complaint [ iheartradio ]
Trey Songs Trashes Stage In Detroit Trey Songz DOES NOT like getting his mic cut. While performing at a show in Detroit, Trey let the fans know that if he was tried during his set whatsoever, he wouldn’t hesitate to spazz. And spazz he did. Welp…Trey’s definitely not a liar. He went on a rampage all across the stage, ripping down drum barriers, kicking over mic stands, and flailing all around. Geez Trey…was it that serious?? Instagram/Twitter
The Internet was the gift that just kept on giving in 2016. From #BlackTwitter to the depths of Instagram hashtags and Facebook feeds, here were the biggest moments to capture the Internet’s attention. Put Some “Respek” On Birdman’s Name https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jLT7GQYNhI Birdman demanded we put some “respek” on his name in 2016.The rapper/ mogul birthed the […]
Ex-Baes Phil & Jeanie Shatter The Internet 11-time championship coach-turned-Knicks exec Phil Jackson unleashed late-night Twitter fingers when he broke off his engagement to longtime boo Jeanie Buss (Lakers co-owner/President) in a bizarre social media spectacle that set Twitter ablaze. Hit the flip for the funniest (and pettiest) reactions to Phil & Jeanie’s very public breakup.
