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Delete Your Account: America Horror Show

Delete Your Account is USUALLY a weekly column that takes the hot air out of celebrities and their social media shenanigans. Every Friday, I decide whether each perpetrator should delete their accounts and never grace the internet again. But this week, all of America needs to get deleted. You made Barack Obama utter the words… Read more »

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Em Rat Cow’s Empowered Panty Pic of the Day

It’s nice to see that when the world, or at least America is divided and protesting….on Veterans day, while people are celebrating fallen soldiers, Rat Cow has the power to ignore what is going on, and focus on herself and her narcissism….by intellectualizing her being a self involved exhibitionist cunt living a bullshit life filled with a lot of money…and praise…all because she’s a naked girl for the internet that dudes who jerk off to thanks to her big tits….it’s the only reason they follow her….so I don’t really get why advertisers use her as an Influencer, but maybe it’s because 10 million people follow this…which is great for an exhibitionist cunt to post her panties to…while intellectualizing herself…probably the kind of girl who spends her days looking at herself and I find her pretty repulsive… So here are some Obamas meeting Trumps memes… OR better – a girl getting a CARROT BUKAKE… The post Em Rat Cow’s Empowered Panty Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martin Shkreli Celebrates Trump Victory By Streaming $2 Million Wu Tang Album

So barring a revelation that he hasn’t revealed his tax returns because he’s been raking in the rubles on Putin’s payroll, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America in January. You may be considering shaving your head, taking a vow of silence and moving into a Tibetan monastery in the Himalayas. But before you get fitted for your Dalai Lama robes, you might want to spend some time in the temples of Shaolin – even it means gazing upon the obnoxious smirk of the world’s most punchable face: Allow us to explain: The douche in the photo above is Martin Shkreli. Yes, you couldn’t pick a more apt name for for this human shart stain.  It’s like he was lovingly hand-sculpted by the DaVinci of douches.   Anyway, you might remember that mug from earlier this year, when Marty went viral after jacking up the price on a life-saving medication frequently prescribed to AIDS and cancer patients during his brief time as a pharmaceutical CEO. Now, Shkreli didn’t raise the price by a few cents to increase profit margins. No, he turned his greed machine up to 12 and hiked up the price of Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill. We’ll save you the math: That’s a 5,455% increase. Most people wouldn’t care for their names being attached to one of the most nauseating news stories of the year, but apparently Marty was starved for attention as a kid, because he ate that sh-t right up. Whether it was harassing female journalists on Twitter or pretending that he broke his hand punching a wall over something Bernie Sanders tweeted, Marty did everything he could build himself a sizable social media following. One of his most memorable stunts involved the purchase of a $2 million Wu Tang Clan album that the group bafflingly only made one copy of. The douche-bait worked, and Shkreli shelled out for the album, but instead of making available to others as the rappers assumed he would, he kept it to himself, because “NEVER SHARE ANYTHING, EVER!!!” is the first rule of Penis Wrinkle Club. In recent months, Shkreli became a huge Donald Trump supporter, even though Trump – like just about everyone else on the planet – condemned Shkreli’s douche-tastic actions and basically said he’d like to shove the dweeb into his locker. Shkreli’s love for President-Elect Trump (*has convulsive 30-minute seizure, comes back*) is so profound that he promised his supporters he would stream the album online if Trump won the election. As you know, Trump won the election (*has longer, more intense seizure, crawls back to laptop*), and now Marty is making good on his promise. The only problem is, it’s still hard to find, because the Internet is in the process of slowly giving Shkreli the Uncle Phil-DJ Jazzy Jeff treatment: “More music comes out when OkCupid, Twitch and Youtube unban me,” Shkreli tweeted today. “Trump won, sorry, don’t take it out on me. Getting banned from OK Cupid is no easy feat, so it’s safe to assume that Marty takes a lot of cues from his hero Donnie when it comes to interacting with women. View Slideshow: Donald Trump Wins Presidency, Twitter Reacts We’re not about to link to Shkreli’s Twitter page, but you can find pieces of the album on there. Sadly, he’s no longer auctioning off the right to punch him in the face . Now, THAT we would link to.

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Eric Trump Tweets Illegal Photo of Ballot

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! Early on Tuesday, little known Donald Trump son Eric went into a voting booth and cast a vote for his father as President of the United States. No matter what you may think of the candidate, you can understand why his offspring would be proud to take this step. But Eric Trump then took another step, snapping a photo of his ballot and sharing it on Twitter. “It is an incredible honor to vote for my father!” he captioned the social media photo, adding: “He will do such a great job for the U.S.A! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain.” Again, folks can debate whether or not they believe this to be true and we’ll know in a few hours on which side a majority of the country falls… … but one thing cannot be debated: What Eric Trump did was illegal. A federal judge recently upheld New York’s ban on ballot selfies. As NY1 reported on Friday, voters who are caught taking selfies inside of the voting booth can face a fine of up to $1,000 and one year in jail. Likely made aware that he had violated the law, Eric deleted the above Tweet after just a short while. But this is the Internet. It will live forever. “A last-minute, judicially-imposed change in the protocol at 5,300 polling places would be a recipe for delays and a disorderly election, as well-intentioned voters either took the perfectly posed selfie or struggled with their rarely-used smartphone camera,” the judge’s decision read. It concluded: “This would not be in the public interest, a hurdle that all preliminary injunctions must cross.” Justin Timberlake committed the same offense last week when he voted early in Tennessee and snapped a selfie of himself doing so. So perhaps Eric Trump just wanted to be compared to Justin Timberlake for the first time in his life. “I recently voted,” the singer joked to Jimmy Fallon after this incident went viral. “Super quiet, under the radar. Went home to Tennessee and voted. Super quiet, in and out. No one even knew.” We doubt Eric Trump will go to jail, but it’s ironic, isn’t it? His dad has spent months trying to make the case that Hillary Clinton is corrupt… and then here comes his very own son, committing an illegal action on the very say Donald hopes to be voted into office. So very ironic. At least we know who Eric Trump voted for. But who will YOU be voting for? Let us know below: And the Winner is? Donald Trump Click Here To Vote for Donald Hillary Clinton Click Here To Vote for Hillary Gary Johnson Click Here To Vote for Gary Donald, Hillary or… Gary? Who has your vote to be the next President of the United States? View Poll »

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Pure Comedy: King Keraun’s #MannequinChallenge Should End The Viral Sensation For Good

King Keraun’s #MannequinChallenge Is The Greatest Of All Time The #MannequinChallenge is still goin’ strong on social media, but the one that just rolled down our TL is the best so far and should be considered the GOAT (if such a thing can be said about a viral sensation that’s lasted a couple weeks). Many of you are probably familiar with King Keraun and his digital shenanigans, and if you’re not, you’re about to find out… #MannequinChallenge pic.twitter.com/uR3oYcuYlG — Mo City King (@Kingkeraun) November 7, 2016 Disney World ain’t got S#!T on the internet! Image via Twitter

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Pure Comedy: King Keraun’s #MannequinChallenge Should End The Viral Sensation For Good

King Keraun’s #MannequinChallenge Is The Greatest Of All Time The #MannequinChallenge is still goin’ strong on social media, but the one that just rolled down our TL is the best so far and should be considered the GOAT (if such a thing can be said about a viral sensation that’s lasted a couple weeks). Many of you are probably familiar with King Keraun and his digital shenanigans, and if you’re not, you’re about to find out… #MannequinChallenge pic.twitter.com/uR3oYcuYlG — Mo City King (@Kingkeraun) November 7, 2016 Disney World ain’t got S#!T on the internet! Image via Twitter

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Taylor Swift Pregnancy Rumors of the Day

I was told a long enough time ago that Taylor Swift was pregnant with Calvin Harris’ baby, I’m thinking 3-4 months ago…maybe longer….it was from a reliable source and maybe Taylor Swift’s team was planting a story angling the story…but according to the internet – an actual TABLOID published the story I already knew…months after I knew it…not to say it’s true…or that she is pregnant…but based on her bloated stomach I’d say she is..and most wholesome country girls….who she pretends to be…..but is actually a dirty little nasty girl…who fucks a lot of dudes…she’s going the more HICK route than Jesus loving route…by not knowing who the dad is….that’s what happens when all these dicks fuck you no condom…. Now I don’t know if she’s reproducing, but I hope it helps the world see how much of a lie she is, how manipulative she is, how her PR team is tricking you, how EVIL she’s gotta be to exist….but more importantly..I hope she dies in childbirth…whether actually die…or disappear…cuz she’s had a good run, it’s time to replace her with someone less bullshit and unlikeable… Either way, here she is at the CMAs being possibly pregnant…hididng her pregnancy…or just fat…but if she is pregnant I want to remind you that I told you first…so listen to me…thanks in advance…you’re not reading this are you? The post Taylor Swift Pregnancy Rumors of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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J.Lo 55 Year Old Instagram Model of the Day

This is just ridiculous… Her hashtag was “FeelingEmpowered”….. So she’s the latest in getting naked on the internet for social media for attention – because celebrities are all puppets and hookers just looking for anything to get them attention…it takes a certain asshole to exploit her culture and ass to get out of the lower middle class bronx to become richer than god and adorned by all….and that asshole is one buried in fat ass….wearing a thong…trying to be as relevant as the other girls on instagram…but the real “being empowered”….is probably not sexualizing yourself like a hooker hooking for attention… I don’t know how this empowers her in a non-sexual – Look at me I’m 50 and a mom and I think I’m hot look at me other 50 year old moms who aren’t as hot as me because everything is about being hot – way…. But I’ll still look… The post J.Lo 55 Year Old Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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#LHHATL’s Tommie Recreates “Fade” Video, Did She Nail It?

Did She Nail It? #LHHATL’s Tommie Lee Recreates “Fade” Video Ala Teyana Taylor Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is taking a break from filming and apparently Tommie Lee has a lot of time on her hands. The reality actress recreated Kanye West’s Fade video for Hollywood Unlocked and posted a clip for our viewing pleasure to instagram. Teyana Taylor broke the internet and our television screens when the video debuted. After watching the clip she posted, do you think she nailed it?

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Idris Elba Ain’t Dating Madonna, Motherf-ckers!

Every warm-blooded female on the planet would want to date Idris Elba. He’s suave, he’s handsome, he’s a talented actor and have you ever heard his accent?!? You will melt into a million tiny pieces once you do. But this doesn’t mean Elba wants to date every warm-blooded woman on the planet, of course. And the actor (who has been rumored for ages to be taking over for Daniel Craig as the next James Bond) made that clear on Monday morning via a somewhat scathing Tweet. It was directed as a certain iconic singer who likes to pretend she’s British. “Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherfu**ers… ‘Don’t believe the Hype,'” wrote the attractive star. Well, okay then! Pardon us for thinking otherwise! It seems as if this dating rumor started to circulate around the Internet around the Internet after Madonna instagrammed a video of Elba boxing on Friday. She wrote as a caption to this footage, which we’ve shared below: “Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall!” We suppose we can see how people got the wrong idea from this post. It’s not everyday that one celebrity goes to see another celebrity box. A video posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Oct 28, 2016 at 5:58pm PDT Moreover, last November, the British actor Tweeted a picture of him holding hands on stage with the Material Girl. The two really did appear to be lost in each other’s eyes at the time, with Elba referring to Madonna as a “legend” in the caption of the image. So it’s not as though this rumor came out of nowhere. Elba’s three-part documentary, in which he trains to become a professional kickboxer, will air on Discovery next year. We know at least one person who will be watching it. As for why Elba might have shot down this chatter with such passion, despite being pals with Madonna? He perhaps didn’t want to be just another notch on her long and famous bedpost. The singer has slept with such famous people as Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty and Lenny Kravitz. She also recently offered to give, like, millions of men a blow job: Madonna to Hillary Clinton Voters: I’ll Blow You! So we can see why Elba wanted to disassociate himself from her bed. With no offense to Madonna intended, we’re sure.

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