The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed… When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers… Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nikki Reed is flashing her ass, I am not sure if has anything to do with her endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders for President in the 2016 U.S. presidential election….you know in a hippie flashing her ass as a fuck you to all you AMERICANS who believe in AMERICAN values…but I like to make it about that. If you’re asking yourself who Nikki Reed is, because you don’t recognize her ass, she wrote the movie 13….a movie you jacked off to cuz you’re a pervert but she is not longer 13….she’s like 40….but still acting like she’s 13….as she flashes her panty wearing ass…..in a way you wish all 13 year olds did….you EPSTEIN FUCK… She is married and has a kid with Ian Somerhalder….whoever that is…and the whole thing is just so exciting I can’t contain myself. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nikki Reed Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Candice Swanepoel is a weird one. She is hot when she does Victoria’s Secret….but whenever she does anything outside of Victoria’s Secret, it ends up being what I consider a disaster or a mess or just awkward. It is like she can’t handle anything but Victoria’s Secret. I can assume she’s an early model of the VS-Bot they created in an underground lab somewhere, so that they don’t have to deal with actual models, and they didn’t program her AI to be believable outside of the underwear modeling task at hand….because the now old, washed up, but once hottest VS thing…out there trying to reinvent herself or branch out is too little too late. Maybe her focus should be on dealing with her many children she’s had instead of this. Save the hot modeling for the young hot models….whoever decided the lifespan of a model should go well into her 40s is a crazy person. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t… She’s in a bikini, she’s got a hot skinny body and some tits. She may or may not be related to Jennifer Lawrence, or Joey Lawrence, or even Martin Lawrence….but none of that matters because she is half naked. I like to think of myself as a slut profiler, you know similar to how cops racial profile, with their “if he’s black he must be a criminal” approach to life. Just riding on the averages or whatever and being right most of the time baseed on those averages. It is a probability game. Only I do the same with girls on the internet….and in life…whether they have half naked pics or not. I just assume by looking at them or their pics that they are sluts, and for the most part I am right….probability you know. I love sluts and it’s not a bad thing to be a slut, it’s empowering. It’s not like calling an Arab dude who has lived in American for 3 generations and loves America a terrorist harboring terrorism….but rather a positive thing….but for some reason the girls I call sluts, or identify as sluts, who are usually sluts, which makes them awesome for our needs, hate being called sluts…unless it’s at some werid feminist rally they all come together to celebrate having a period in which they try to take ownership of the word slut by crying things like “stop slut shaming”….even if being a slut should come with some level of shame…I mean you’re fucking all the dicks like an out of control addict and it doesn’t take much skill to get all the dicks to fuck you….but it doesn’t mean you aren’t welcome to the party….you hole is NEEDED at the party… Point being…hot bikini pics.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Charlotte Lawrence Slutty Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Some people never pick the grocery item at the front, always choosing to grab something behind it. Those people are looking pretty smart right now. A viral video shocked the nation last week when a girl filmed herself licking ice cream in a grocery store .. and then putting it back on the shelf. Police have identified the prankster, but that's only part of the problem. … Someone at Blue Bell Ice Cream HQ must have found a cursed monkey's paw and wished “I hope that people go viral while enjoying our product.” Last week, a video made the rounds on social media. In the video, a young woman can be seen in a frozen section of a grocery store. There, she removes the lid from a carton of Blue Bell Ice Cream, licks the surface of the ice cream, and then replaces the lid. To the world's horror, she then places the carton back in the freezer. During the video, it sounds like a man — presumably the cameraman — is egging her on. “Lick it,” the voice is heard saying. “Awww, you're foul!” “Put it back, put it back, put it back,” the voice then encourages her. The carton is then replaces for some unsuspecting customer to purchase, take home, and possibly consume. July is a hell of a time to ruin the very concept of ice cream for everyone. After some initial confusion after a catfish Instagram account claimed responsibility, police believe that they have identified the culprit. The girl in question is only 17 years old and is from San Antonio. She was 300 miles to the east, in Lufkin, Texas. She was visiting her boyfriend at the time, and police say that she and the boyfriend have cooperated with them about the incident. While it will be up to prosecutors and the court to determine what comes next, what happened on video is a crime. She may face a second-degree felony charge of tampering with a consumer product. That could land a perpetrator in prison for 2-to-20 years, though her status as a minor and her cooperative attitude may help her avoid that fate. Countless ice cream tubs have been removed from shelves out of an abundance of caution following this incident. It has brought to people's attention that Blue Bell Ice Cream does not have a tangible seal. Rather, Blue Bell has explained that the way that the ice cream is frozen and boxed is designed to form a natural seal. That's great, but a one-time removable seal might prevent someone from digging into ice cream that has been licked by a stranger. Some have called upon Blue Bell to change their packaging. Why do people want the packaging changed even though the lone perpetrator was caught? In part because they fear this happening again. And those fears may hold some degree of validity — as a number of copycat incidents have been filmed. Some are calling this the “Ice cream challenge,” as people film themselves licking ice cream for clout. However, as with the Tide Pod Challenge before it, there is something that people should know about these copycat videos. See, the majority of these videos that you'll see if you look up ice cream lickers are … well, they're fake. You can buy an ice cream, film yourself licking it in the aisle, put it in the freezer, and then remove it when you stop filming. Store employees may be annoyed with you, but that doesn't really sound like a crime. It's always good to remember that not everything that you see on the internet is really happening. Unfortunately, there are always a few people who not only believe that it's all real, but that they should be the next ones to try it out. You know what's a great dessert all throughout the year? Pie. Maybe just eat some pie, and give ice cream a break for a few weeks.
We’ve all heard some wild bridezilla horror stories , but most of them are about brides-to-be being cruel or unstable for no good reason. In this case, however, the bridezilla’s tyrannical meltdown was part of a scheme. There was a method to her madness. Fortunately, the venue for her reception found a clever way to end her reign of terror. Reddit may be generally viewed as a cesspool by much of the internet, but the site does have its gems. For example, a former hotel employee opened up about about a harrowing encounter with a deeply memorable bridezilla. On Reddit’s bridezilla forum, a post describes a woman’s dramatic meltdown … which appeared to be part of a deliberate scam. The post’s author shared that they used to work at a hotel that was particularly “popular for wedding receptions.” The hotel was noted for its “beautiful grounds for photos, great food, and a lovely dining room.” “We had a wedding coordinator who made a wedding plan book with everything you could think of,” the post reads. It continues: “from colored ribbon samples balloon choices food lists you name it, it was in this book and the bride got a copy of everything,” “Brides were invited to view the room the night before the reception,” the former hotel employee explains. They are invited to do so “to approve table placement and we had one table fully set as an example with flowers etc.” That makes a lot of sense. But nothing is ever good enough for a bridezilla. … “Bridezilla turns up late for her viewing,” the post’s author recalls. “And goes crazy.” The post says that this got “to the point we thought she was having a psychotic break.” “…the china was the wrong pattern, the silverware was wrong, the glasses weren’t cut crystal,” the OP describes her complaints. The post continues to list her gripes: “the flowers were wrong, the ribbons were the wrong shade.” To hear the bride-to-be tell it, “everything was wrong we were ruining her wedding.” “Everything we had done was right according to the wedding book,” the former hotel employee points out. The clever wedding coordinator had made sure that “everything checked with the bride and literally signed off.” “(She made the bride sign for everything as it was picked and any changes were signed next to),” the post notes. “Her fiance went out to the car,” the post reveals. “And brought in a file with her dream wedding reception in it.” “She had literally pasted cut out articles from magazines over her copy of the wedding book,” the former hotel employee writes. It seems like this scheming bridezilla was “thinking we would honor it at the last minute.” Clearly, there was a method to this woman’s madness — she wanted a free upgrade. “So,” the post shares. “She was told that she either abided by the contract she made with us.” She could do that “or she could have her dream wedding but no reception and the hotel would sue her for the costs.” “The reception went ahead without a hitch,” the author triumphantly reveals. “And,” the post adds. “Everyone said it was wonderful.” “Thank god for Valium,” the reddit post concludes. “I think (the coordinator) had dealt with bridezillas before and came up with the book out of self-preservation,” a commenter suggested. “Everything was documented and signed,” the comment continued. “Stops the lawyers making money but it doesn’t stop a bride from losing their s–t though.” “The book and contract have all the markings of ‘lessons learned the hard way,'” another redditor observed. “That is an exceptionally smart wedding coordinator,” praised another commenter. “She has all the receipts!” View Slideshow: Bridezilla’s Bizarre Demands Go Viral: Don’t Talk to Me and Don’t You DARE Wear Makeup!
When it comes to fending off Internet haters, Khloe Kardashian is no shrinking violet. She’s a pro’s pro. When it’s an issue she cares about, Khloe is totally willing to defend herself and set the record straight with HER TRUTH . Khloe did just that this weekend after she came under fire from mom-shamers accusing her of spoiling her daughter True. Khloe is known for lavishing her affection on True with the sweetest presents, outfits, and parties. It may seem a little excessive, but that’s the Kardashian way. On Saturday Khlow posted an Instagram video of True checking out her latest gift, a brand new car! Okay, so it’s not a real car. But it is pink, and sparkly, and pratty dang cute. True is now the proud owner of a toy Bently GT convertable, made by Luxury Kids Car Club. Their website describes their products as “Ultra Exclusive Cars For Kids.” Starting at $2,000, and with a ton of pricey optional features, this toy Bentley could easily cost more than a lot of people’s actual car. As the wage gap in this country soars ever onward to terrifying new heights, it makes sense that some found Khloe’s gift a bit tasteless. But this was on social media, so in lieu of respectful discussions, we get sanctimonious lectures from mom-shamers. “Great, another Kardashian in a Bentley,” wrote one angry commentor. “You are so oblivious to how your spending looks to the outside world,” the commentor went on. “I really loved your family’s story,” they added, “and now just can’t bare to watch as you spend all this money on worthless materialism.” “It’s so sad,” the commentor concluded. Khloe must have felt pretty attacked by this to respond at all, but when she did, she responded with a poise and grace she isn’t always able to muster . “Umm, you know this is not a real Bentley?” Khloe replied, “It’s a toy.” “No reason to get sad over a baby in a toy car,” she asserted. “Either way I’m sorry you feel that way,” Khloe added. Trying to keep things positive, she went on, “I hope you have a great weekend!” “Focus on things that make you happy! Smile,” she concluded, adding a smiley face emoji. The mom-shamer apparently appreciated Khloe’s tact, because their next response took a much friendlier tone. “Appreciate you responding,” they wrote, “Just figured it’s something to be thinking about.” The commentor continued, “You have so much influence and know you’ve had a positive impact on so many.” The concluded, “Always ways we can improve as people, though – myself 100% included.” Look at that newfound respect! Khloe responded once more, to share her truth about spoling her daughter. “I appreciate this message more than your first,” she began, adding that she was also able to better digest the commentor’s point. “I hear you,” she said. But she didn’t quite agree, countering “I personally don’t believe that all we do is spend money on worthless materialsim.” Khloe went on to explain that she can sleep well at night because she knows she is a good person, and “Life is all about balance.” “Yes, I do choose to spoil my daughter,” Khloe admitted, both “with love and as well as with material items.” But Khloe concluded “She will also be raised with values, responsibilities, chores, respect, self love.” It seems like Khloe knows that it’s not just about gifts with kids. There are important lessons we must pass down to our children. But, gifts are nice too. And if you can totally spoil your child and still raise them to be a good human being, more power to you! Khloe handled this hater really well, and turned the interaction into something almost friendly. This is a great example of how we can forge new connections by responding to negativity with kindness. It doesn’t always work, and it’s important to recognize those moments too when they come up. But it’s so nice to see an Internet clap-back turn into a chance for two strangers to understand each other a bit better. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Finale: Khloe Goes KABOOM!
Sarah McDaniel got new tits, here she is with Julia Rose … Sarah McDaniel is better known as KROTCHY, who was some funny girl with two colored eyes who went viral on the internet a few years ago. The blogs loved her…. Well as it turns out, she’s still got two different colored eyes, but she’s also got the worst fucking fake tits every.. There are bolt ons, but there are bolt ons by a drunk blind guy….she’s got the latter… I get it, girls want big tits for attention, or for their career and big tits help, but there is nothing worse than shitty fake tits. I would take lopsided saggy, soft to the touch, real tits over soccer ball, US WOMEN’s soccer with their equal pay cries….up stapled to her damn chest… The girl Julia Rose is another IG whore who does premium snapchat, patreon, etc for pay…and runs a slutty IG account with pics of her friends…but you can barely see or notice her next to Krotchy’s monster implants on some Frankenstein kick… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah McDaniel and Julia Rose Get Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The pregnant Amy Duggar loves to share her joy with fans on social media. Sadly, social media is full of trolls as well as fans. Now 26 weeks pregnant with her first child, the niece of Jim Bob Duggar has been sharing plenty of pictures of the journey. Which is great, except for the timing of such photo documentation – at least according to the haters who lurk on the Internet. After all, last week saw the miscarriage of Joy-Anna and Austin Forsyth ’s baby girl, an event that shook the family to its core. All miscarriages are devastating, but this one was more surprising than most, as Joy was just six weeks behind her cousin. Joy shared pictures of the stillborn child , which she and Austin had named, in a heartwarming, tragic and controversial post. Because of this, Amy’s most recent pic of her growing belly (top) sparked comments from fans who called it disrespectful. The image of Amy, at a flea market in Arkansas holding her baby bump, was captioned simply, “nursery shopping today!” Critics pounced on this, suggesting that she should stop with the baby posts for at least a couple of days out of respect. Supportive fans countered that she shouldn’t have to stop being happy about her own pregnancy. Amy herself agreed. Amy, 32, said that she won’t be apologizing for what is happening in her life, despite the obvious pain she feels for Joy-Anna. Moreover, she fired back: “Also, after what my family has been through how dare you say that to me.” “This baby is bringing me so much happiness, do you even know how many tears I have cried lately?” In addition to Joy-Anna’s loss, Amy was referring to her grandmother Mary Duggar’s death in a tragic drowning accident. They were extremely close; Amy once mentioned that she and Mary would speak or see one another a few times a day. She was crushed by this loss, as well as heartbroken for Joy, and also for Lauren Duggar’s miscarriage last October. Basically, she’s dealt with a lot. She can be sad and happy at the same time. We are only human and grieve in different ways. Amy loves her family. Everyone else can step off. It’s that simple. Amy marches to her own beat, just as she always has. No Instagram trolls are going to change that. View Slideshow: Amy Duggar Swimsuit Photos: Girl Gone (Sort of) WILD! She and her husband Dillon King are still allowed to enjoy their own happiness, and aren’t about to stop posting about it.
Sydney Sweeney is hot…or the hottest young starlet out there right now thanks to her new show…and by hottest I mean sh’s got huge fucking tits on her small frame..it’s great fun to look at… Her show is called Euphoria…based on an Israeli show that I guess presents young people how we like to think they are…slutty on the internet, slutty in school, slutty on dating apps, slutty on the streets…everyone fucking everyone…and in last night’s episode Sydney Sweeney had an orgasm while rubbing up on a carousel at the fair… One character on the show is trans…not Sydney Sweeney…she is not the trans girl…but there is a trans girl and I saw that people only realized last night was trans, thanks to her flashing her trans tits….so when she had her weird gay anal sex they thought she was just having regular sex…despite the penis in her panties…reminding me that people watch TV while on their phones…idiots.. Not that we care about the trans girl, and the trans girl’s surprisingly big tits for a dude…. We care about Sydney Sweeney …barely…but she’s a refreshing new set of tits from the entertainment industry, and in an era of tits everywhere, you can never have too much tit, proven by the abundance of tit Sydney Sweeney has. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sydney Sweeney Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
