Here’s some Kristin Cavallari posting a breast milking picture on the internet because she’s a mom, with tit milk, who breast feeds, and that needs to be celebrated in this oppressive social media world we live in, because social media thinks breast feeding is porn, and I guess it kind of is because you get to see nipple when it happens, but the whole baby latching kinda takes away from the boner…because of the whole baby and anyone who is breast feeding erotica loving…is straight up weird…like me. Fascinating…for someone from the Hills, this is all she’s got going for her… In more interesting – totally irrelevant cunt news, here’s Chelsea Handler trying to get some attention – FULLY NUDE… The post Kristin Cavallari’s Milking Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Forgetting tipping the paparazzi off about your beach vacation or yoga class, Instagram is quickly becoming the best new way for irrelevant hotties to become relevant again. And here’s the latest celeb to post their booty online and remind me and the rest of the Internet that they still exist. So enjoy this Ashley Tisdale booty shot and let’s just hope there’s more where this came from. I always root for a hotness comeback. Continue reading →
Bless the Natural Environment Research Council’s heart, for they opened up a can of worms that proved impossible to seal back up. According to Fortune , while the state-of-the-art $288 million vessel is being built, the council conducted a poll for people to vote on a name. James Hand, communications manager for The Independent Association of Prep Schools, decided to throw the name “Boaty McBoatface” into the ring…and it stuck. “I read the story about naming the ship on the BBC website on Thursday and some of the entries were really funny – my favourite was Clifford The Big Red Boat,” Hand told the BBC . “I thought I would throw one into the ring. By Friday night it was leading by a couple of thousand, and when the site crashed on Sunday it was leading by 8,000. It’s been utterly bizarre. “I’ve apologised profusely to the people behind the website,” he went on. “It was actually nothing to do with me. It was my suggestion but the storm that has been created has legs of its own.” Hand is quite embarrassed that his name – which, as of press time, is leading by far more than 8,000 – was so popular. He tweeted an apology to the NERC, who told him not to be sorry, because the naming process was fast becoming the most popular topic on the internet. Other suggestions are more geared towards celebrating British scientists and explorers, including David Attenborough and Henry Worlsey. “We’ve had thousands of suggestions made on the website since we officially launched; many of them reflect the importance of the ship’s scientific role by celebrating great British explorers and scientists,” a spokesperson for the NERC said. “We are pleased that people are embracing the idea in a spirit of fun.”
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Irina Shayk has great cleavage, but what’s up with her ass? Fleshbot Zahia Dehar slight areola peek Taxi Driver Movie Alicia Arden changes into an asstastic bikini The Nip Slip Marnie Simpson seems fun Drunken Stepfather Emma Glover in tight jeans and no top Egotastic All Stars Busty Kendra Roll is bouncy outdoors Boobie Blog Charli XCX has big bazoongas Last Men on Earth Wonder Woman Gal Gadot talks to Jimmy Kimmel about fanboys’ reaction to her breasts Double Viking Daphne Joy is having some kind of bikini party Steakwood … read more
Here’s German model/actress Sophia Wollersheim posing behind bars at the Berlin Dungeon for either some Berlin movie premiere, or some rich weirdo’s perverted fantasies. I don’t speak German and I’m too lazy to look it up, so I’m not sure which one it is, but I do know that Sophia’s way too busty to be kept caged up like this. And no, I’m not talking about the phoney photo-op bars. I mean that dress her funbags are currently trying to bust out of. So good luck freeing the nipple, Sophia, we’re all rooting for you. Photos: WENN.com
I’m not entirely sure what Annalynne McCord does for work these days now that 90210 is off the air, but the good news is it looks like her 15 minutes of fame aren’t up quite yet. Because here she is putting her hotness to work for a good cause at the HELP USA 2016 Scholarship Awards Luncheon. Although if Annalynne really wanted to help people, she’d bust out those cute little puppies of hers again. I mean, c’mon, what could be a better cause than giving perverts a pants fire over the Internet? Photos: WENN.com
Robert Johnson Continues To Defend Zoe Saldana’s Portrayal Of Nina Simone A couple weeks ago, we reported that BET founder Bob Johnson had hopped in the phone booth and donned his cape for Zoe Saldana’s inflammatory portrayal of Nina Simone. In speaking to The Hollywood Reporter , the film’s executive producer continues to try to convince black people that they should support this garbage… Two weeks after the trailer for Nina hit the Internet and caused an outcry over Zoe Saldana’s heavily altered appearance as Nina Simone, the film’s distributor is speaking to reporters in defense of the project. Critics of Nina, a biopic from U.K.-based Ealing Studios Entertainment, have protested the casting of Saldana, a light-skinned actress of Afro-Latina descent, to portray the legendary high priestess of soul, claiming that Simone’s physical appearance as a dark-skinned black woman had a major impact on her life and career. “It’s unfortunate that African-Americans are talking about this in a way that hearkens back to how we were treated when we were slaves,” says RLJ Entertainment founder and chair Robert L. Johnson, who also founded BET. “The slave masters separated light-skinned blacks from dark-skinned blacks, and some of that social DNA still exists today among many black people.” *eye-roll emoji* Now, in his one-on-one interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Johnson cites arguments against Saldana’s skin tone as akin to in-group discriminatory practices like the brown paper bag test, wherein certain black community gatherings would only admit individuals whose skin was lighter than the bag. “That’s where some of this comes from, when you hear people saying that a light-skinned woman can’t play a dark-skinned woman when they’re both clearly of African descent,” he says. “To say that if I’m gonna cast a movie, I’ve gotta hold a brown paper bag up to the actresses and say, ‘Oh sorry, you can’t play her.’ Who’s to decide when you’re black enough?” Johnson clearly is passionate about the subject and had plenty more to say regarding the backlash. “As an African-American, I will gladly engage anyone on this question of should we be talking about how light or how dark you should be to play a role,” he says. “Many people who are talking about it don’t even realize what they’re getting into. Imagine if I were to do a biopic about Lena Horne, who’s obviously light-skinned, or Dorothy Dandridge. Would it be fair if I put up a sign that said ‘No black women apply’? That would be ridiculous. Black Americans should know better than to have this discussion over a creative project. We’re not talking about white against black. We’re talking about black against black.” This fool goes on to say… “Make the judgment on the talent of the actors, make the judgment on the writing, but don’t make it on whether or not Zoe Saldana is as black as Nina. You can always say, ‘Gee, I can find somebody who’s blacker,’” Johnson says. “Let’s talk about [the film] in terms of giving talented African-Americans a chance to play roles that they’re qualified to play.” Clearly Bobby Boy missed the ENTIRE point. If Zoe was gonna play a lighter-skinned, thinner-nosed version of Nina Simone, then cool. BUT DON’T DARKEN HER F***IN’ SKIN AND PUT A FAKE NOSE ON HER AND THEN PREACH TO US ABOUT WHO IS ENTITLED TO PLAY WHO!
I don’t know who Elise Neal, but she was trending on the internet with this bikini pic, all big tits and thick… I googled her, because I like being able to inform you about important things. Like that she was in the show The Hughleys and Scream 2. The interesting thing is that the pic was posted with the hashtag #blackdontcrack…because she’s 50…and I guess still feels hot…which I guess is in an of itself celebratory to her race but to the white supremacists are thinking “I guess she’s never walked through skid row, where black is 80 percent of the crack”…unless they are too ignorant to string words together and are just thinking by saying #blackdontcrack she’s attacking white people by implying they do crack…while knowing when they write #whitepower they get hated for it. Either way, I’m Mexican and just interested in her big tits in a bikini. The post Elise Neal #BlackDontCrack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Krysten Decker, the aunt of Sister Wives star Christine Brown, has been speaking to the press all week, and it seems Kody Brown and company are not happy about it. Yesterday, Decker claimed that Christine Brown is “miserable” in her polygamous lifestyle and is in no way in love with Kody. Now, in an interview that could be even more damaging to the family and its reputation, Decker has claimed that the show is a sham. That’s right. According to her, most if not all of the drama fans of the show have enjoyed for the past six seasons is almost entirely fake. The series’ central storylines often focus on the dubious legality of their lifestyle and their efforts to stay one step ahead of the authorities. Speaking with Radar Online, Decker says that’s all nonsense , and the Browns have never been forced to move in order to escape the law. “They talked about moving to Las Vegas [to escape Utah’s anti-polygamy laws] long before they did,” she claims. “That was their plan and they used the State [of Utah supposedly, legally] coming after them for ratings.” “That’s my strong opinion.” Decker says she’s been ostracized by Christine Brown and the rest of her Church of Latter-Day Saints community due to her controversial decision to leave her husband and abandon the fundamentalist lifestyle. She did so because she feels it subjugates and oppresses women. “My leaving definitely had to do with [my husband’s behavior], but it was all the harms I saw around me,” she says. “I left polygamy before I left my husband.” Decker says her appearance on the show was edited to turn her into a sort of antagonist for the famous TLC family. As a result, she wishes she had never become involved with Kody and his decision to take part in a reality series: “I really regret being on the show…[After] I was devastated, I cried,” she lamented to the celebrity news website. “Christine tried to make me out to be a mean person who didn’t believe in choice, either traditional or religious.” “You can’t actually have a choice if you live under polygamy. If you chose not to do it, there is a penalty.” Decker says Christine has cut off all her contact with her, and she often wonders if she’ll ever again have a chance to speak with her niece. The plot thickens. View Slideshow: 13 Reality TV Show Hoaxes You Totally Fell For
Caitlyn Jenner is probably not voting for Hillary Clinton this November. But that doesn’t mean Caitlyn Jenner can’t keep an open mind when it comes to the Democratic front-runner for President. Despite the fact that Caitlyn recently referred to Clinton as a f-cking liar , the 66-year old transgender reality star has posed alongside the Oval Office hopeful in an unexpected photo that’s making the Internet rounds this week. In the image featured above, Jenner actually has her arm around Clinton, while friends Zackary Drucker and Candis Cayne also smile for the camera. “#learningfrommygirls #willingtolisten,” Jenner captioned the group shot on her Instagram page. Those who watch I Am Cait online saw Caitlyn slam Hillary this past Sunday, as Caitlyn remains one of the more outspoken Republicans in Hollywood, even after her gender transformation. “I would never, ever ever vote for Hillary. We’re done – if Hillary becomes president, the country is over,” Jenner said passionately on the latest episode of her E! program. Later during the installment, Caitlyn said Clinton is a “political hack” who has accomplished “nothing.” Jenner made it clear a couple weeks ago that she would be voting for Ted Cruz … if he beats out Donald Trump on the Conservative side, that is. View Slideshow: Caitlyn Jenner Photos: So Long, Bruce! What a Year! Hillary, meanwhile, already has the support of Caitlyn’s step-daughter, Kim Kardashian , who has posed for multiple selfies alongside the candidate. Other stars who will be casting their votes for Hillary this fall include Katy Perry, Demi Lovato and Kerry Washington.
