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Fearless Teen Stands Up To Homophobic Aunt, Internet Goes Wild

When Charlie tweeted an argument she had with her Aunt Marie, the Internet responded.

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Photoshoppery In The Dancery? These Shea Buttery Weezy Memes Are Pure Comedy

The Internet Vs. Shea Buttery Weezy This too-hilarious-to-be-true pic of shea buttery Weezy in the dancery is probably Photoshopped (99% chance) but, hey, who cares? The jokes are absolutely hilarious . Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) shea buttery Weezy slander.

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Watch 8-Year-Old Kylie Jenner Sing "Hollaback Girl" With Gwen Stefani!

It's been six months since Kylie Jenner launched her app and subscription-based website, and from what we've heard so far, we're not missing out on much content-wise. It seems like for tor the most part Kylie just promotes her lip kit and other side projects. Occasionally she drops a gem, but when that happens, the rest of the Internet usually catches wind of it and it's quickly made public for us freeloaders. Earlier today, for example, our friends at Fishwrapper alerted the world to Kylie's latest revelation . Apparently, the 18-year-old was asked about her first concert experience, and she revealed that in 2005 she attended a Gwen Stefani concert. Even better, she was invited on stage to help Gwen belt out “Hollaback Girl”: “My first concert ever was Gwen Stefani in 2005!” Kylie said during her latest chat session. “During the ‘B-A-N-A-N-A-S’ part of ‘Hollaback Girl,’ she brought a bunch of girls onstage to sing with her. One of her backup dancers put me on his shoulders and then Gwen put the mic in front of me to sing. I was so little! But it was cool because I ended up going on Gwen’s concert DVD, Harajuku Lovers Live .” Sounds like one of those situations where Kylie's acting like she doesn't think about it very often, but note that she had no trouble coming up with the exact year and the full title onf the DVD. She probably watches this joint at least once a year, and we do not blame her at all:

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Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self… What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self… What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 3.29.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Emily Ratajkowski’s boobs are a great advertising tool Fleshbot Chantelle Connelly in wet and very see-through bathing suit  Taxi Driver Movie Ollie Kram from Game of Thrones posing nude  The Nip Slip Bootleg Easter photoshoot with Nadeea Volianova  Drunken Stepfather Zhao Wei Yi nude in nature  Egotastic All Stars Sammy Braddy in—and out of—a tight white dress Boobie Blog   Lily Donaldson in a bikini  Last Men on Earth Amazon Women, not on the Moon, but Rather in ‘Wonder Woman’  Double Viking Arianny Celeste got naked and took a picture  Steakwood … read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Gets Photoshopped By the Internet, Hilarity Ensues

We've seen minor controversies regarding Jennifer Lawrence and Photoshop in the past. (We've also seen MAJOR controversies surrounding non -photoshopped pics of Jennifer Lawrence, but let's leave the Fappening  in the past.) In fact, most stories about celebs and Photoshop involve some sort of outrage, so let's just sit back and appreciate the fact that some folks on Reddit and Twitter took a pic of J-Law getting startled by a tape measure and decided to use the power of re-touching for good instead cellulite-erasing. They've given us the sight of Jen sucking at Jenga, clearing a massive bong hit, and fighting Agent Smith from The Matrix , and for that, we thank them. Enjoy! 1. Jennifer Lawrence and a Tape Measure Jennifer Lawrence got startled by a tape measure. The Internet did what it does and ‘shopped the pic into comic gold. 2. Jen-Travolta We don’t blame Jen for looking frightened here. Let’s just be glad this pic is fake. 3. Jen Uses the Force Hopefully J-Law will be cast in the next Star Wars film. We’d cll her character Qui-Gonn Jen. 4. Jen Plays Jenga Maybe Jenga isn’t Jen’s strong suit. In fairness, playing it outside is just asking for a slight breeze to come along and ruin your day. 5. Jennifer Lawrence: Berry Frightened Jen does some produce shopping. We’ve never seen anyone look at a berry quite like that. 6. Jen on the French Horn Jen tries out for the school band. Maybe people play French horn after they graduate, but we doubt it. View Slideshow

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Batman v Superman Gets Awful Reviews; Sad Ben Affleck Reacts in Hilarious Video

Unless you've spent the past year holed up in the Fortress of Solitude, you know that the awkwardly-titled, yet highly-anticipated Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice finally hit theaters last night. The film's marketing campaign is about the only thing that's been going on longer than the current race for the White House. Unfortunately, according to the critics, the clash between the Dark Knight and the Man of Steel isn't nearly as entertaining. BvS currently holds a paltry 30% score on review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes. Some of the most memorable slams include: “Everything is shrouded in a kind of black sludge, and frankly, it's depressing.” – Jeffrey M. Anderson, San Francisco Examiner “I wouldn't mind if these guys were dour depressives or psychopathic murderers as long as they didn't spend ten minutes talking about it first.” – Vince Mancini, Film Drunk “There's no joy here, no wonder or spectacle, just a relentlessly grim and intense grind that can't stop reminding you how grim and intense it is.” – Jules Boyle , Daily Record “The sandbox they are given to romp around in is stupid, stupid, stupid.” – Phil Villarreal, OK! magazine Bad news if you're a fan of comic book movies; great news if you love hilarious Internet videos making fun of Ben Affleck. But hey don't feel too bad for the dour Batfleck. The guy got to play one of the coolest roles in movie history and cuddle superhero puppies when he was done. Oh, plus he's a famous millionaire. But more importantly – superhero. Puppies.    

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Kanye West: Down with Money, Up with God!

Kanye West once again has a lot to say. This time, however, those words are far more positive than negative. “This is the people the culture the dreams the future. I promise I will never let the people down. I want a better life for all!!! Pablo Pablo Pablo Pablo!” West Tweeted on Tuesday night, perhaps practicing his stump speech for a 2020 Presidential run . Instead of slamming Taylor Swift or railing against critics of his music, however, Kanye’s latest rant served a mostly inspiration purpose. It still didn’t really make any sense of course. But whatever. Isn’t that one of the reasons why we love Mr. Kim Kardashian ? “I stand with the utmost humility. We are so blessed!!!” West wrote. “All praises and blessings to the families of people who never gave up on dreams. Let’s fight for our future. We can change everything.” Among other messages Kanye passed along in this one-sided conversation: In Roman times the artist would contemplate proportions and colors. Now there is only one important color… Green. We will change that. We will rise. We will have a voice. We will not get bullied by perception any longer. We will give our opinions. We will breathe clean air and exercise the first amendment. We no longer have to be scared of the truth. We will find freedom in truth as opposed to ridicule. Thank God for paps thank God for social media. In the past the press/old guard and powers that be would have silenced me a long time ago but I have a form of social immunity. I represent the dreamers. I speak truth to power!! I have a dream. That dreams will actualize. Dreams will manifest! Everyone has made mistakes. I just make them in public. I love you guys. I have so much love in my heart and we just need the shot to create live breathe. I love you. On another note, I strongly dislike suit jackets. I used the word dislike because I hate the word hate. And I used a period because contrary to popular belief I strongly dislike exclamation points! I used an exclamation just to be an a**hole and also to make a point! LOL. LOL, indeed. Along that acronym’s lines… is Kanye West really smiling in the photo above?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow: 12 of the Most Influential Celebrities on the Internet

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Kanye West: Down with Money, Up with God!

Kanye West: Down with Money, Up with God!

Kanye West once again has a lot to say. This time, however, those words are far more positive than negative. “This is the people the culture the dreams the future. I promise I will never let the people down. I want a better life for all!!! Pablo Pablo Pablo Pablo!” West Tweeted on Tuesday night, perhaps practicing his stump speech for a 2020 Presidential run . Instead of slamming Taylor Swift or railing against critics of his music, however, Kanye’s latest rant served a mostly inspiration purpose. It still didn’t really make any sense of course. But whatever. Isn’t that one of the reasons why we love Mr. Kim Kardashian ? “I stand with the utmost humility. We are so blessed!!!” West wrote. “All praises and blessings to the families of people who never gave up on dreams. Let’s fight for our future. We can change everything.” Among other messages Kanye passed along in this one-sided conversation: In Roman times the artist would contemplate proportions and colors. Now there is only one important color… Green. We will change that. We will rise. We will have a voice. We will not get bullied by perception any longer. We will give our opinions. We will breathe clean air and exercise the first amendment. We no longer have to be scared of the truth. We will find freedom in truth as opposed to ridicule. Thank God for paps thank God for social media. In the past the press/old guard and powers that be would have silenced me a long time ago but I have a form of social immunity. I represent the dreamers. I speak truth to power!! I have a dream. That dreams will actualize. Dreams will manifest! Everyone has made mistakes. I just make them in public. I love you guys. I have so much love in my heart and we just need the shot to create live breathe. I love you. On another note, I strongly dislike suit jackets. I used the word dislike because I hate the word hate. And I used a period because contrary to popular belief I strongly dislike exclamation points! I used an exclamation just to be an a**hole and also to make a point! LOL. LOL, indeed. Along that acronym’s lines… is Kanye West really smiling in the photo above?!?!?!?!?!? View Slideshow: 12 of the Most Influential Celebrities on the Internet

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