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Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day

I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”… Seriously. I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying. The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off.. Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes. Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family… I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”… Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die. Where’s the video? The post Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy

This is brilliant. I am a Miley Cyrus flip flopper, because I know as a celebrity or popstar who was groomed/created by Disney, it’s hard to take her seriously as an “artist”…or really believe anything she does is authentic…. But it turns out that nothing on the internet, or really in pop culture is authentic, no one is actually tying to make a statement, generate any provoking thoughts, they just want to distract people, confuse people, and feed them shit that’s got zero fucking substance…including the girls on Tumblr that Miley is ripping off. Everyone just wants to get themselves famous… That said she gets naked, I’ve seen her vagina as a Disney Star, and she keeps getting work and growing, so in a lot of ways she’s just the product of what we want to see, a puppet, the basis of Disney… But this, along with her nude work, made me laugh….she posted a picture of here doing the Jodie Sweetin from Full House, who you may remember as a child star who developed a serious meth addiction and became a fucking wreck… So this is not really controversial, but she’s trolling Stephanie Tranner and for some reason, a reason I call celebrities never make fun of each other, not that Stephanie Tanner is a celebrity, but other than seeing a celebrity naked, seeing a celebrity make fun of another celebrity, is about as good as those vapid assholes get… Good times..let’s make fun of other child star and their crashing and burning because it’s LOLZ… The post Miley Cyrus Does the Jodie Sweetin of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jayde Nicole’s Cleavage For Charity

There’s few things I love more than seeing a hottie busting out her funbags for a good cause, and these pictures of former Playboy Playmate  Jayde Nicole at the Dream Builders “A Brighter Future For Children” charity gala definitely qualify. Because I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t think of a much better cause than giving the entire Internet a raging pants fire. Oh, and I’m sure the Canadian hottie helped raised money for children or whatever too. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Farting Internet Girl and Other Videos of the Day

Public Masturbating… Fireball Spotted over Scotland Idiot Plays with Loaded Gun Near Head – Survives – but WTF KIller Subway Worker Hunts Down Phone Thief GIrl VS Frozen Pond Awesome Driver of the Day Tourists Groping a Lady Boy’s Breasts Fed Ex Driver Survives Tornado Interesting Accident at the Gas Station The post Farting Internet Girl and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Braxton Remixes Are Taking Over Twitter

Toni Braxton Covers Blow Up On Internet One enterprising Instagrammer might be a genius and a god amongst men. He decided to do Toni Braxton versions of popular songs and it’s incredible. These remixes are all over the ‘Net and they deserve to be. Shout out to Planet_Famous for the greatness. Take a look… This sounds like something @iHeart_youKeish would do!

Nicki Minaj Moons the Internet of the Day

Nicki Minaj took on the Oscars by posting these pics to her instagram, knowing that OscarsSoWhite was enough reason to produce some black content for her black audience because no one listening to Nicki Minaj music – is watching the fucking Oscars, and that’s not to say black people actually listen to her, it’s just to say that no one under 30 watches the fucking Oscars…unless they work in Media or live in LA…seriously… People watch serialized TV shows, they don’t give a fuck about seeing movies get awards…they just want to see the fucking movies… Which offered Nicki Minaj opportunity to generate some shameless buzz, by posting pics of her her huge ass, I’m talking huge clown-like ass, that is likely implants, or just fat transfers like a kardashian, but in no way natural ass, that is so over the top in ass, confusing me as to why anyone would be excited by this ass, but I guess big ass is what tits were in the 90s, the bigger the implants – the happier…. Instagram is all about the fat asses, and nicki poking it out like a gutter porn tranny, is probably more culturally relevant or on trend than the Oscars… I don’t find this hot, it is seems awkward to manage, live with or fit a small dick in. The post Nicki Minaj Moons the Internet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bumboclaat Bae: This Dreaded Jamaican College

Jamaican Model Clinton Moxam Is A Panty Melter A Jamaican college student is breaking the internet and melting panties all over the world! Clinton Moxam’s dreadlocks were recently featured on Jamaican Vybz Facebook page with over 880k views as of today: The 20-year-old model was raised in Jamaica Queens New York and currently attends Florida Atlantic University with a major in Mass Communications. Hit the flip check out more photos of Clinton next and stalk his Twitter account @ModelClinton …. Facebook/Twitter/IG

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In Memoriam: Leonardo DiCaprio Oscars Meme

The Internet bid a fond farewell to the decades-old Oscars meme Sunday night.

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Gigi Hadid Just Had a NIP SLIP on the Versace Runway!

The #FreeTheNipple campaign on Instagram is going strong, and we have a new crusader joining the fight: Gigi Hadid. Although this time, it may have been unintentional. Gigi’s nipple broke free of its Versace prison during a runway show today and busted out to give a big HELLO to fashion aficionados in attendance – and the entire Internet, thanks to smartphones. The model was walking braless in a low-cut, draped-neck black dress when her areola made its escape. (However, it could’ve just been looking for Zayn Malik .) And just like that, men everywhere suddenly took an interest in couture. While a model revealing a nipple is nothing new, Gigi Hadid is arguably the most popular model at the moment, and it doesn’t appear as though Donatella Versace had that little peep show planned. Being the professional, Gigi remained unfazed by the nip slip and just kept on strutting down the catwalk like it was nothin’. Maybe she was so focused she didn’t notice, or perhaps inside her head she was screaming, “Oh, for the love of Christ, is my friggin’ NIPPLE OUT?!?” Clearly, Gigi wasn’t aware of Kim Kardashian’s infamous boob-taping trick . But since her best friend is Kim’s little sis Kendall Jenner, maybe Gigi could finagle her way into getting a private lesson.  View Slideshow: Gigi Hadid: 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

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Kris Jenner Shares ADORABLE Throwback Pic of Kim, Kourtney, Khloe & Rob

These days, when we see one of the Kardashians, they’re either baring their buns, throwing some shade or bemoaning one first world problem or another. But mom Kris Jenner just reminded us that these tragic souls who now infiltrate our Internet feeds daily were once innocent little children – in bad clothes. Kris shared the photo above to Instagram, along with the caption, “I swear, lace was all the rage in the 90s… #FBF #family #love #proudmama” Hey, I was alive in the 90s, and I don’t remember all that lace. In fact, judging from this photo we’ve got to wonder if all four kids were adopted from the Amish. But questionable children’s fashion aside, the pic is pretty damn adorable. You can see the similarities in Kim and Kourtney’s adult faces, but little Khloe is almost unrecognizable. And Rob, well, could he be any stinking cuter? The momager may have been inspired to post this Flashback Friday photo after her kids shared some of their own childhood photos earlier this week to honor their late father, Robert Kardashian, on his birthday. Just look at this sweet photo of a young Rob smiling with his dad . (This, of course, was long before the sock designer took to talking about his girlfriend’s vagina on social media.) Kim also used her father’s birthday as the perfect opportunity to share the first photo of her son Saint West . When looking at Kris’ tiny grandkids today, you can’t help but wonder, what will THEY be like when they grow up? Lord, help us. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why The Kids Are The Best Part of KUWTK

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