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Jennifer Garner Breaks Silence on Ben Affleck Divorce

Do not believe what you read: Jennifer Garner is not getting back together with Ben Affleck . But the actress is talking at length about her divorce from the Oscar winner. In a Vanity Fair cover article, Garner opens up more than ever before regarding her split from her husband of 10 years. She and Affleck stunned a nation last summer when they announced the dissolution of their marriage amidst rumors that Affleck cheated in Garner with the family nanny. But Garner takes the highest road possible in this feature piece, making it clear that infidelity was not the reason for the relationship ending. “Let me just tell you something,” she says matter-of-factly. “We had been separated for months before I ever heard about the nanny. She had nothing to do with our decision to divorce. She was not a part of the equation.” The stars announced plans to divorce in June 2015.  Just a month later, the actor was linked to his children’s 28-year-old nanny, Christine Ouzounian , with photos surfacing of Affleck, Ouzounion and Tom Brady aboard a private jet. But even if Garner doesn’t cite this alleged affair as a basis for her divorce, it’s clear she doesn’t think highly of Ouzounian. “It’s not great for your kids for [a nanny] to disappear from their lives,” she says, referring to her hiring of Ouzounian as an example of “bad judgment.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind If you’re looking for Garner to trash the father of her three kids, however, well… keep looking. “People have pain – they do regrettable things, they feel shame, and shame equals pain,” she says, adding: “No one needs to hate him for me. I don’t hate him. Certainly we don’t have to beat the guy up. Don’t worry – my eyes were wide open during the marriage. I’m taking good care of myself.” Garner and Affleck have clearly remained somewhat close since their split. They’ve been photographed together so often than talk of reconciliation flitters around the Internet every few months. Garner says she doesn’t read the Internet or follow any kind of celebrity gossip, so she knows nothing about that. But she does feel strongly about Affleck’s crazy new back tattoo , which is a gigantic etching of a Phoenix. “You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart .’ A phoenix rising from the ashes. “Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.” God bless Jennifer Garner. Everyone should be this strong and grounded in the face of public heartbreak. View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 2.26.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Playing football with a bikini clad Maria Menounos is hard enough without a vagina flash Fleshbot Kayleigh Morris flashes a boob on the street  Taxi Driver Movie Lisa Bise aka CJ Franco braless in a see-through top  The Nip Slip stepGIRLS and Mig Vapor add some color to this year’s Best Picture nominees  Drunken Stepfather Melina DiMarco tanned, topless, and utter perfection  Egotastic All Stars Scarlett Morgan nude with a yellow bag  Boobie Blog Chantel Zales tussled in a bikini  Last Men on Earth Double Viking’s Guide to the Oscars 2016  Double Viking Leanna Decker’s favorite bikini is now my favorite  Steakwood … read more

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The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE, This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 24, 2016 at 8:43am PST I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared.. Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there… I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory.. Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS…. I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day

Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”… I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work…. Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote… “I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.” She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus… Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean… The post Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MTV News Social Justice Forecast For February 27–March 5

As March comes in like a lion, get involved with the work for social justice where you are.

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19 Perfect Leonardo DiCaprio Memes That Prove The Internet Is Rooting For Him

Leonardo DiCaprio might not have won an Oscar (yet), but he’s definitely won the Internet’s meme game.

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#BlackMenGreetings Is The Realest Hashtag Of

#BlackMenGreetings Is Great Black History Month 2016 is the most LIT Black History Month of all time. We’re all celebrating the gloriousness of Blackness. The most recent glorious moment came in the form of #BlackMenGreetings, showcasing the times Black men say what’s up to each other and the ways they do it. It’s such a great hashtag that went around forever all weekend. These are so relatable, too. Shed a tear and go through the memories. *Black man dap* “Dog, I been lookin for those. Them

Daaaaaaaamn, Daniel! Meet The Stussy Rockin’ Teen In The White Vans Who Has Been Blowing Up The Internet

Damn Daniel Video Goes Viral A high school teen by the name of Daniel was filmed for days rocking his skateboard chic outfits by his friend Josh. What happened next can only be explained by the internet’s love all of all things viral : Damn Daniel pic.twitter.com/Va10hmpePO — josh (@josholzz) February 16, 2016 Uploaded on February 15, “Damn, Daniel” has more than 263,000 retweets on Twitter and still climbing. People are even selling white vans for hundreds of dollars online: Yes, there’s even a song: Back at it again #damndaniel pic.twitter.com/WMDZ3AF2ch — Mal (@MalikPage) February 19, 2016 Check out Josh and daaaaaaaaaamn Daniel on Twitter! What’s the next viral video going to do next?

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