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So… This Is Happening: Bow Wow And Keyshia Cole May Be An Item

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The Internet believes these two are dating, but there is some serious denial going on.

So… This Is Happening: Bow Wow And Keyshia Cole May Be An Item

Lorde in a Bikini of the Day

The funny thing about Lorde in a a bikini is that I’m actually not disgusted, thrown off, in the mood to body shame her…or laugh.. She’s some singer songwriter from New Zealand who at 17 pretty much did the Taylor Swift all thanks to the internet…A viral video sensation – who made it in music….all while being not very cute.. So to see a barely legal girl, like Lorde, who wasn’t hot make it because of good content that people liked, was almost refreshing in this instagram model, rich kid celebrity world…even if it was a one hit wonder – or a novelty – or just overly relatable singing about never being famous and getting famous for it..what I am saying is that I’ve never wanted to see Lorde in a bikini, but at the same time, I want to see everyone in a bikini. That said, if you’ve ever seen Lorde and if you ever watched her video Royals, or any of the marketing around that album, you’d already know she has absolutely zero sex appeal – there is zero hot to her….or about her…it’s part of her image.. So seeing her in a bikini…something I love…looking like a girl in a bikini…at 19…is actually almost refreshing….It’s like she’s a girl and not just some weirdly marketed “dark” one hit wonder from New Zealand…sure she’s not my dream body to jerk off to, but she’s got a flat stomach – big hips – a waist – thick thighs – little tits..and it could be a lot worse…she could be Adele.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lorde in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naomi Watts In A Bikini Will Give You A Jolt

It’s not shocking at all that Naomi Watts looks incredible in a bikini. Seeing her fantastic bikini body will no doubt give you a little jolt in your pants. I don’t know if sparks will fly, but you will for sure feel a little hot under the collar. … read more

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A Very Risky Day Out at the Student Library with the Ersties Girls…

For those of you who love your porn with a more amateur twist then you’ll only be too aware of Amatuer porn legends Ersties. Time and time again they provide the porniverse with the sexiest and downright riskiest amateur shoots. What is becoming somewhat of a trademark for the all women team at Ersties, their knack of taking perfectly innocent situations and transforming them in to something quite the opposite has gotten the internet world a little hot under the collar once more! … read more

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Cora Keegan’s is the Bush of the Day

As a purveyor, curator, endorser, lover of bush, and I have been for my entire fucking life…where the whole “wax your pussy” offended me and made me sad, an dating girls required serious negotiations to get them to grow out their bush, even though the natural way is the low maintenance way and the bigger the bush the sexier the girl got to me…. And as someone who has negotiated with Cora Keegan about her bush over the years we’ve interacted, mainly before she was married to some 50 year old comedian she met on the internet after listen to his podcast…back when she was a Victoria’s Secret dropout, who unlike the Kendalls and Gigis of the world who beg their daddy’s or in Kendall’s case, her “it” to get them into Victoria’s Secret, this Cora Keegan joker said no thanks to the offer and moved to LA to grow out a bush… There’s something overly hipster, bohemian, Coachella try hard about that..forced….unauthentic but I don’t care what the bush motivation is, as long as there’s fucking bush happening, this motherfucker is happy. I want bush to be what waxing is, I want every cheesy cunt around (figurative cheese, not literal) to have a fucking lazy girl bush…and I want it on my face or at least in pics so I can imagine cumming in it / on it and having it rubbed the fuck in.. Not that Cora Keegan does that to me, she bores me, but her bush…is everything…I mean at least right now, there’s better bush out there, but I like to give all bush a fair chance…an opportunity to have it’s 15 minutes… So what I’m saying is that Cora Keegan is my unofficial mascot for the day, as she rocks the bush of the day.. The post Cora Keegan’s is the Bush of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lottie Moss Model Nipples in a Sheer Bra of the Day

Charlotte Moss goes by the name Lottie. She’s Kate Moss’ 18 year old half sister, they share a father. She’s following in her big sister’s lead by delving into the modeling world because she can. It’ll probably impossible to experience as much success as her sister, who is now in her 40s, but still amazing…her sister’s legacy and relevance based on the men she’s fucked is alone impossible to emulate even for a high class hooker in Hollywood….I mean you don’t even have to look at Kate Moss’ fashion modeling work to realize she’s solidified her place in the world…but you can look at her tits in countless pics since she’s been freeing the nipple since day fucking one… That said, getting modeling work based on a name alone would probably upset most self respecting people, but when you’re living in the instagram era of being relevant, getting photo content produced, building a following, it works out great for an excuse for all your self indulgence….in this vapid, expense, rich kids of the internet world we live in… Well, she’s not holding back too much, she’s already posting pics of her nipples in see through bras, something that would get my snapchat banned, but that snapchat embraces because she’s Kate Moss’ sister…the next generation of fashionable and beautiful trainwrecks… I call this – OFF TO A GOOD START! The post Lottie Moss Model Nipples in a Sheer Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Instagram Like a Whore of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski was ignored by Sports Illustrated swimsuit because I am sure there was a scheduling issue, or maybe, just maybe they realize she’s old news, uninteresting overrated garbage who they don’t even want to bother using to promote their brand, and who they’d rather use some no name, because this one is played out… But that doesn’t stop her from getting naked on the internet like a low level cam girl that she was supposed to be… Things just got confusing along the way, and she ended up in 2-3 Hollywood movies thanks to her vagina… Forcing her back to the drawing board of naked on the internet, like an exhibitionist and narcissist that she is, only more like the flasher in the park…sure you it’s boring, it’s some put some pants on and do something and/or film yourself get fucked for VIVID, but this being naked is just anti-climatic, going no where and a sad sad cry for attention, not that her sex is any better, she looks like the worst fuck EVER. She’s garbage, she’s the rat cow, she’s on the outs. See you later cunt. The post Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Instagram Like a Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Absolutely No One Showed Up To The Anti-Beyonce Rally In New York City

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Beyonce haters were talking tough on the internet all last week, but didn’t even care to show up to their own anti-Bey rally.

Absolutely No One Showed Up To The Anti-Beyonce Rally In New York City

Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Some dude was ripping into me on twitter yesterday because he finds me a pussy bitch who writes pussy bitch commentary about girls like a pussy bitch….or something equally well thought out… He was really mad, despite claiming to not know who Bella Thorne was, that I call her 40 years old, every single time I post about her….like a bad joke I keep killing over and over again…despite how he doesn’t read the site, because I am a pussy bitch of the internet…. The reality of it, is that Bella Thorne probably isn’t 40 years old, but I keep telling the same story about her being 40 years old, because I only have so much to say about a vapid little self absorbed girl in the entertainment industry…that bros and frat boys and dads are into because they are perverts or are forced to know..because she’s the hot pussy in the shitty shows their kids make them watch… I mean this girl posts compromising selfies on the regular..more often than actual substance…so the repeating the same story – comes hand in hand – with her repeating the same marketing tactics…and really, I am not a comedy writer, trying to be funny, but rather an angry pervert who thinks telling the same joke over and over becomes awkward and thus hilarious over time… You just gotta let it simmer, while Bella Thorne simmers her pale skin in the sun, on vacation because life is rough for a 40 year old pretending to be an 18 year old…because pervert dudes buy into the lie…because they want to believe it’s real… Now when someone takes that premise and makes a Judd Apatow movie – 40 year old stage mom can’t handle her daughters being hipster anti-stage kids, so she takes it upon herself to get BOTOX and make it happen Or maybe it’ll be the next Elizabeth Smart Pitch Perfect franchise… Either way, I won’t get credit or paid for it.. All while Bella Thorne will continue to to self promote herself aggressively, maybe even getting the part, thanks to the perverts…because the perverts will continue to buy into it….keep her going…and well…believe the lie… The post Bella Thorne’s Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Here’s What Happened When Kanye West (FINALLY) Dropped “The Life Of Pablo”

Kanye’s New Album Breaks The Internet After multiple title changes, messy Twitter tantrums and push-backs, Kanye FINALLY dropped his long-awaited album “The Life Of Pablo” that satisfied his thirsty stans, annoyed his growing army of haters and completed the worst (and weirdest) album rollout in recent memory . Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Ye’s “The Life of Pablo” drop.

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