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Zayn Malik Admits: I Always Wanted Out of One Direction!

Zayn Malik may have taken the tween universe by surprise when he left One Direction in March. But the singer did not take himself by any kind of surprise. Because he admits in a new interview that his departure from the beloved boy band was a very long time coming. “It’s a nice feeling to come out of a place where you are being told what to do and just to be upset because of certain expectations or certain things that people wanted to see,” Malik says in a teaser for his interview with The Fader. Malik said at the time of his One Direction departure that he wanted to just be “normal” for a little while. But fans grew skeptical once it became clear that Malik was about to embark on a solo career as an artist instead. They felt betrayed. Zayn has since signed that solo deal and her new music on the way. “I don’t feel like people really know what I’m going to give them, musically,” Malik says. “And once they hear it, I feel like they will understand me a little bit more, and they’ll understand why I did what I did, and why I left the band, and why I had to write this shit down. “Because for five – not even for five years, for ten years, this album has been in my brain, and it’s just been there, sat with me, needing to be out.” So, for years and years, Malik has been planning to break free from Harry Styles and company? How will fans feel when they learn this news? Will they understand Zayn's desire to do his own thing? Will they hold his exit against him? Listen to Malik talk about his professional future in the following video and even get a listen to his first post-One Direction single.

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Drunk Women Get Surprised by Puppies

There are a few simple equations in life: Kim Kardashian + Pregnancy = Many irritating complaints. Justin Bieber + Talk of How He's Only Human = An endless array of eye-rolling. And, as evidenced below, there's this: Drunk Women + Puppies = OH MY GOD! THERE ARE PUPPIES!!!!! Indeed, the genius folks over at Buzzfeed somehow beat THG to the idea of getting some colleagues drunk and then simply presenting them with a bunch of small, young, fluffy, little dogs. They then let the cameras roll and let viewers take in the amazing madness that ensued. There was crying. There was shrieking. There was screaming. There were many, many, many tears shed. “I've had such a hard Friday,” one grateful woman laments upon being handed a puppy, while another dubs this the “happiest day” and still another admits: “I can't take it.” But she can, of course. And so can each and every one of you. Do you want more , the women are then asked? “Is this really happening? Because I can't comprehend what's happening,” a stunned co-worker says  at one point. Oh, it's happening, alright! It's all happening, people. Our two favorite quotes likely come from the woman who is upset she drank whiskey because now she “can't protect” the puppies and then from the worker who wonders: “Why did God give us puppies?” We can think of an endless number of reasons. But first atop that list would now be this video. It's everything the Internet was ever made for.

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Kylie Jenner: Is She Bullying Bella Thorne?!

For the latest couple years, Kylie Jenner has been the reigning queen of social media, with 40 million Instagram followers and several million more on Facebook and Twitter. Bella Thorne is still a far way from  those impressive numbers, but she’s been called the next Kylie, and if you’ve ever seen Bella’s racy selfies , it’s not hard to see why. The ladies have a lot in common ( Bella’s even dating a much older dude !), and that’s part of the reason that many think Ms. Thorne is throwing serious shade at Kylizzle in her latest interview with Seventeen. “I have a mean girl,” Bella revealed. “She’s in the business, and she’s very, very mean. I stay away from her at all costs. I never say hello to her. Her siblings are not mean like she is. It’s just her.  “One of the reasons I don’t like her is because she’s been a billionaire since she was very little, and she’s never had to work for anything in her life.” Okay, Kylie’s not literally a billionaire, but she didn’t grow up flying coach, if ya know what we mean.  We’re not saying Bella is definitely talking about Kylie, but we’re having a tough time thinking of another born-rich teen celeb with famous siblings and a reputation for hazing her peers. ( Kylie was recently accused of harassing a young woman who showed allegedly too much romantic interest in Jaden Smith.) View Slideshow: 18 Hottest Bella Thorne Photos! It seems the class struggle is real for Hollywood’s hottest teens, as Bella is casting herself as a Bernie Sanders-esque woman of the people, and her “mean girl” (who, again is not necessarily Kylie, but c’mon…) as a Trump-like bullying snob. Elsewhere in the interview Bella even talks about using food stamps as a kid and taking acting jobs in order to help feed her family. “I’ve never really talked about it. I wasn’t hiding it, and it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, I’m embarrassed because we don’t have money.’ It was, ‘Oh, we don’t have money, so we’re going to work that much harder.’ “It was scary, though, because you really want those jobs. It’s a different hunger when you want your family to eat.” Well, that’s it. We’ve chosen our side in this epic conflict. Not only is this a clear case of a wealthy Regina George picking on a plucky Cady Heron, but Bella’s bikini photos are currently our favorite thing on the Internet. Your move, Kylie. View Slideshow: 61 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner

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Skin Links 11.13.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Fitness model Jennifer Nicole Lee lets some areola slip ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Topless Swedish models in the apocalypse ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Brenda Zambrano nude in Playboy Mexico ( egotasticallstars.com ) Rachel Harris’ impressive Body of Work ( boobieblog.com ) Another Tove Lo show, another boob flash ( thenipslip.com ) An appreciation of The 6th Day on its 15th Anniversary ( doubleviking.com ) Abigail Ratchford attempts to re-break the internet with her ass ( steakwood.com ) Nothing beats a nude Victoria’s Secret model ( fleshbot.com )

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Spurgeon Seewald: Fans React to Jessa Duggar’s Baby Name

By now, you’ve probably heard that Jessa Duggar has named her firstborn son Spurgeon Seewald . Spurgeon Seewald: What’s In a Name? Needless to say, the name is a bit odd, even by the standards of the Duggar family, which previously gave us such gems as Joy-Anna (not to be confused with her sister Johannah), Jinger, and Josh. (Okay, “Josh” isn’t a weird name, but Josh Duggar is a total freakshow.) Anyway, Jessa and husband Ben Seewald have explained why they chose the name Spurgeon , but some fans are still feeling mighty confused – and some of them are oddly pissed off. So here are some of the most memorable comments from around the web. Feel free to offer your own thoughts on the name, just remember that while his parents are fair game, it’s not cool to poke fun at an infant. View Slideshow: There are SO Many Duggars! Sadly, he’ll probably experience enough of that years from now. (Once his high school classmates realize he comes from a famously chaste family, you know “Spurgeon the Virgin” will haunt him until his wedding day.) Anyway, take it away, Internet jerks: “Good thing they homeschool cause that poor child. His nickname would be sperm germ or some psycho sh-t the kids these days come up with.” “Sounds like the name of a sea vegetable. Poor kid, he’s gonna be bullied.” “Good God. I’m starting to think these people pick ugly names for their kids to get attention. First Israel and now this. That poor child!!” “So sad, poor kid. Spurgeon Seewald, sounds like the name of Spongebob’s cousin!” Congratulations to the Seewald family! That being said, please do not use the nickname “Spurge”. Spurge is dirty slang for the male ejaculation (akin to splooge). Not trying to leave filth on this very clean page, but it does seem this particular audience would be in ignorance of that fact. That last comment resulted in an interesting conversation about which terms for male ejaculate are considered socially appropriate. Sigh. Good luck, kid. We’re just gonna call you Elliot, okay? View Slideshow: Jessa Duggar Baby Photos: Welcome #BabySeewald!

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Kim Kardashian Says She’s Already Gained 52 Pounds While Knocked Up With Baby ‘Ye

Kim Kardashian Says She Has Gained 52 Pounds With Baby #2 Kim Kardashian got relentlessly roasted for weight gain during her last pregnancy. Now, she’s learned to dress her body differently , but says she’s seriously packed on the pounds while carrying Kanye’s son. Kim says the name calling and fat memes of her body while she was pregnant with North made her change the way she interacted with paparazzi. As she told C Magazine : “It was the worst,” she admitted. “I couldn’t help it, and everyone would say, ‘She can’t stop eating.’ I delivered at 180, and they were like, ‘She’s 210 pounds. She’s getting dumped because she’s too fat’ and all these ridiculous stories.” “It really took a toll after the fact, when I was losing weight,” adds the 33-year-old Keeping Up With the Kardashians star. “I gained 50 pounds, and it’s tough to get it off. I was dedicated, but also, it changed the way I viewed wanting my picture taken. Before I was always smiling, and so into being out and about. After I had the baby, I was like, these are the same people that made fun of me, and posted the stories that were so awful, calling me fat for something I couldn’t control. I don’t want to smile for them. I don’t want to be out.” “Even if I was more confident, I just didn’t feel like being that girl who was going to be smiling for every photo,” she tells C Magazine. “It changed my mood; it changed who I was; it changed my personality a lot.” Well Kim obviously bounced back…she broke the internet for paper and bust it open for Prada once all that pesky baby weight was off. Kimmy will have her work cut out for her once she drops this second bundle of Yeezy. SplashNews

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21 Pieces Of One Direction Fan Art To Get You Through This Hiatus

A collection of One Direction related fan art gathered from the internet

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Meme Destroyed Models Life of the Day

Here’s a pretty funny story….where a model who was posing for a stock photo was used in a fake internet story….that went viral because the general population don’t do any background research on anything. More proof that people are lazy, take clickbait seriously, take things at face value and that journalism is dead…because no one went after this shit…but instead made this shit… So the story is that an Asian man sued his wife for misleading him – and thus making him ugly babies…here are some videos about the story – a few years ago: The actual story is that a girl posed for a picture, she was a model, she didn’t have plastic surgery…and now she can’t get work because as we all the know…the internet ruins fucking lives… The post Meme Destroyed Models Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 11.6.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Ashley Benson topless in a Mexican magazine ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Marthe Wiggers and her nipples for Marie Claire Italia ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Chacha Huang shows some bare assed Spanish Asian pride ( egotasticallstars.com ) Lana Kendrick busts out of her Silk Spectre costume ( boobieblog.com ) Martha Hunt topless in LUI Magazine ( thenipslip.com ) A definitive ranking of the James Bond films ( doubleviking.com ) Brye Anne Russillo’s cleavage game gets an A+ ( steakwood.com ) Adele Exarchopoulos gets topless in a new music video ( fleshbot.com )

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21 Times Parents Have Outsmarted Their Children

Too many times in the past, we've mocked the ridiculous actions of some very irresponsible parents . Granted, many of them deserved such mockery. Some moms and dads out there really have to shape up. But others have totally mastered this parenting thing, as evidenced by the amazing things they've done to their children below… 1. Not the Master of Your Domain This is OUR domain. Know it. Respect it. Or pay the Justin Bieber-themed price. 2. A Hard Bargain You think you can just lose a tooth and then rake it in?!? The Tooth Fairy has other ideas. 3. LOL!!! And may we add: LOL! How can this son ever look his parents in the eye ever again? 4. Be Grateful for the Blanket! We won’t be as generous next time. Consider yourselves warned. 5. You WILL Get Along Or else you’ll have a very long day being stuck together, literally. 6. Let’s Make a Deal You can go surf the Internet after you do these three things. Your call, child. View Slideshow

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