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Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day

Kylie Jenner is 17. Kylie Jenner should not be promoting Butt Enhancing creams… If anyone has ever been 17, they’ll know the girls they knew at 17, are already naturally enhanced, or as enhanced as their asses will ever be… Not to mention, Kylie Jenner at 17, may have plastic surgery, and that’s ridiculous, bitch is at her fucking prime… If she’s using butt enhancement cream, which she isn’t, she get paid millions to do this, and if any other 17 year olds are buying it…because Kylie Jenner endorsed it, these idiots are fucking doomed…cuz their booties have peaked…and no cream can save that.. That said, Kylie Jenner is going to be in Montreal for her 18th birthday…let’s turn that Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream to Kylie Jenner anal sex porn for the internet…cuz she’ll be legal…and will pay more than Kylie Jenner butt enhancement cream… HEre are some of her snaps: Her sick with Syphilis cuz she fucks dirt Her getting a shot for the Syphilis Here Lips… The post Kylie Jenner is Promoting Butt Enhancement Cream of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The One Meek Mill Meme That Really Hurt Us [PHOTO + EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Meek Mill finally released his diss record “I Wanna Know” and let’s just say we’re not impressed and neither is the internet. Out of all the…

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Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day

It’s no secret that everyone, even ugly chicks, consider themselves Instagram models, and some of them actually get work, if they hustle instagram properly…and every time I meet a 4 foot 11, 200 pound, broken down faced girl….with a fat ass…who tells me “I’m a model, just working on my personal brand, because I am an influencer, and it is important for me to really represent myself properly”…before posting pictures of her spread ass just barely covered…for the 100,000 followers she’s got…because she spreads her ass on the internet… The real issue is that most of these girls, especially the ones with low level followers, are just hookers or surgar babies, pretending they aren’t hookers are sugar babies… Anett Pikula…goes one step further…and got arrested in Arizona with 135,000 dollars of cocaine…it’s like suck that instagram model who wants that millionaire life….and get her to cross the border because border guards are idiots and see through your “model” act..with a passport with stamps from around the world..as fast as everyone else in the world does..hooker.. Here are her average at best, hardly a model, but she was taken around by a rich guy….so I guess that makes her think she is…it’s easier to stomach…a stomach that is too big in that bathing suit to be a “model”… The post Anett Pikula is the Drug Mule / INstagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day

I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 7.28.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jennifer Nicole Lee’s bikini bottoms suffer a malfunction ( egotasticallstars.com ) Natalie Imbruglia gives us a peek at her left breast ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Arianny Celeste sizzles on the cover of UNO ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Erica Campbell strips by some French doors ( boobieblog.com ) Lauren Cohan goes completely see-through on the cover of Imagista Magazine ( thenipslip.com ) Push those puppies sky high! ( doubleviking.com ) She’s definitely getting enough potassium thanks to this routine ( steakwood.com ) Ursula Andress leads the charge of the Top 10 Bond Babes ( fleshbot.com )

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Skin Links 7.28.15

Skin Links 7.28.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jennifer Nicole Lee’s bikini bottoms suffer a malfunction ( egotasticallstars.com ) Natalie Imbruglia gives us a peek at her left breast ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Arianny Celeste sizzles on the cover of UNO ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Erica Campbell strips by some French doors ( boobieblog.com ) Lauren Cohan goes completely see-through on the cover of Imagista Magazine ( thenipslip.com ) Push those puppies sky high! ( doubleviking.com ) She’s definitely getting enough potassium thanks to this routine ( steakwood.com ) Ursula Andress leads the charge of the Top 10 Bond Babes ( fleshbot.com )

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Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day

These two girls started an instagram account early on instagram called “Bikini a Day”…where they would post a picture of them in a bikini every single day, but instead of packaging it as “we like being seen in bikinis, because we are exhibitionists, and if we do it this way, as a brand, or a magazine, we won’t look like thirsty bitches, we’ll just look like bikini advocates”…even though eveyrone knows that bikini pics from the dawn of the internet out perform clothed pictures..it’s simple.. Anyway, they’ve managed to create real standardized photos for their instagram, that people I guess are into, but that I find cheesy as fuck… They’ve managed to make millions as bikini models, even though they have no business being models…but I guess models have no business being models… And the whole thing is cheesy as fuck, but still converts, and they’ve leveraged it to some bigger concept, bigging thing, more relevant than Sports Illustrated swimsuit, and even sellable to a big brand, because who wouldn’t want to promote their bikinis to a retard audince every single day…..that’s 30 pics a month…and boom…money.. At least one of them has huge tits…and here’s their cheesy campaign, that would be embarassing, if it this social media thing didn’t work out and it was just girls doing this playing make-belief bikini model…but I guess they now make more than bikini models and can hire bikini models if they choose to…cuz that’s how luck for girls so willing to get half naked that they worked on it everyday – turns into money. I find this world too saturated, too boring…what’s next!? I don’t know..but hopefully it is good. The post Bikini a Day Hookers Do Bikinis Like Bikini Modeling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky Knows How To Dress

Ever since Elsa Pataky went and had a couple kids, you just don’t see her around much anymore. I guess she’s too busy “parenting her children” or some boring crap like that. But here she is at the Vacation premiere, and it’s good to see her getting back to the important stuff: showing off her solid MILF cleavage on the red carpet. Forget family, everybody knows giving perverts pants fire over the Internet is truly the most rewarding thing in life. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Skin Links 7.24.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jenna Pietersen wearing nothing but sand ( egotasticallstars.com ) Photographer Richard Kern likes topless models and bright colors ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Prepare to fall in love with Erika Wheaton ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lucy Li makes her Met-Art nude debut ( boobieblog.com ) Charlotte McKinney looks amazing even when shopping ( thenipslip.com ) If you’re good at math, you’ll know why these ladies make a 27 ( doubleviking.com ) Nina Agdal’s bare ass will make your day ( steakwood.com ) Kimberly Garner rocks some major league camel toe ( fleshbot.com )

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