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Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day

Posted on July 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssia McGoogan by Alessandro Casagrande Nude of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandro Casagrande is a big TUMBLR photographer and tumblr is the future, because tumblr is better designed and makes more fucking sense than Instagram, and I believe they will win this war against instagram, when people realize that TUMBLR lets you post nudes…and that’s something I’ve been doing and been penalized for fucking ever…maybe one day…brands will say “holy fuck, pussy isn’t just for fucking behind my wife’s back at the office, it’s can be compelling content also”….asshole ad agency cocksuckers.. That said, I assume he’s from Italy, but I don’t fucking know, I just geographically locate people by their name….I am a bigot like that… I don’t know who the model Alyssia McGoogan, but she’s naked in “artistic” poses….that aren’t really artistic, but are still not porn, so it’s grey area perfection I love…so let’s just encourage her to continue…cuz without that…we got nothing…but the girls willing to fuck us naked and that is a terribly, horribly, scary thing to look at… The post Alyssia McGoogan by Alessandro Casagrande Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies…. It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar…. TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find it pretty obnoxious that a lingerie and bikini model…who has been doing this since shitty tramp stamps have been acceptable…which is probably mid to late 90s…thinks getting into a bikini or bathing suit…is anything anyone would care about when it’s all she’s ever done, it’s all we’ve ever seen of her, and there are countless, tens of thousands…maybe even hundreds of thousands of girls in bikinis on the internet who are 100 fucking year old Catholic moms of two…she made her millions at this and doesn’t need to go back to show off…or to draw attention to herself…I get it, she’s pushing her own swimwear line, all these girls are hookers who only get seen when it’s for money money money purposes…but I saw if you’re gonna pay a bitch, directly, or indirectly, she should be showing off the box that made her…..even if it’s been ripped apart, even shredded by babies…. It’s as boring as Jennifer Lawrence swearing for Conan’s swear jar…. TO SEE THE RESET OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know much….but I know I love Australia…and that may be all I need to know… Sure, I’ve never been to Australia, but the girls I see on the internet from Australia are from another fucking planet, I guess one we call Australia… I mean maybe I’m not getting an honest rendition of the motherfucker, because the trolls that should stay in their kangaroo pouches aren’t hustling their social media with hot fucking pics, you know I get a taste of a small fraction of Australians…but not the kind of taste I want…you know of their assholes…from direct tongue to asshole contact…or tongue to dirty panties they leave in a hotel room on an LA visit to get famous…I’m not picky..when it comes to licking the asshole of perfection.. I don’t know Jody the photographer…or the model…and I’m too lazy to google, but I do know amazing when I see it…and this is amazing… The post Australian Babe by Jody Pachniuk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 7.14.15

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Beijing beauty Ho Ho Xi pulls down her sheer bodysuit ( egotasticallstars.com ) Valeria Moreno topless for Valentina Perez ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Hannah Davis barely fits into this two-piece ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Pammie Lee shows off her below the belt buzzcut and it’s beautiful! ( boobieblog.com ) Ellie Goulding brings her pokies to Wimbledon ( thenipslip.com ) The view from up here is amazing ( doubleviking.com ) Sara Jean Underwood steams up Instagram ( steakwood.com ) Mad Max: Fury Road star Abbey Lee topless in the desert ( fleshbot.com )

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When The Child Support Stops: Is Nas’ Baby Mama Carmen Bryan Homeless?

Posted on July 11, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One time for the thotty homeless hottie… When The Child Support Stops: Nas’ Baby Mama Carmen Bryan is Homeless 18 just years flew by for Carmen Bryan, because a source is reporting she is jobless and couch surfing in Queens, NY. The mother of Nas’ only daughter had been collecting child support even after her 18th birthday until the rapper decided to cut her off. We’re guessing her tell-all book didn’t bring in the long-term income she might have been hoping for since she’s homeless now and never attempted to get a job. Bossip received this tip that’s also been circulating the internet: Nas’s first baby’s mother Carmen Bryan is homeless. Carmen has been homeless since last summer when Nas stop sending her monthly support checks. He continued to send her support checks after their child was eighteen and she believed that he would send them forever since she was the mother of his child. After she decided to put lies out about him on social media he cut her off. She has never spent a dime out of her own pocket to support her daughter because except writing a tell all book, she has not had a J-O-B since giving birth.  She’s been here in Queens all year squatting from house to house telling old stories from the late 90’s. When she wears out her welcome she gets buddy passes to mooch off of people in LA and Atlanta. Yikes! It’s likely now that Carmen can get a loan from her daughter Destiny Jone s, who was seen recently celebrating the launch of her Lipmatic lip gloss line in NYC. At least Destiny inherited her dad’s hustler spirit. The single mom also posted this Instagram photo with a message about living in a matchbox. Do you think Nas is wrong for cutting off the Mother of his child?

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Chloe Sims Must Be Chilly

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Chloe Sims at the ITV Summer Party in London, and it must be cold across the pond, because the busty MILF’s looking a little chilly in these pictures. Now I’m not entirely sure how that’s possible considering it’s mid-July, but luckily, as the Internet’s resident expert in both nippleitis and busty British reality stars, I should be able to get to the bottom of this. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to go study these pictures more closely. And by that I mean with my nose a couple inches closer to my computer screen. This might take a while… Photos: WENN.com

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Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on July 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a firm believer that Michelle Rodriguez is a man, because I am a basic man, who is old, and confused by these whole gender confused generation of cross dressing, fuck everything, because we are all god’s people and need to love each other, even though we don’t believe in God because that’s not hip on the internet….religion is not science…and science always wins…and we’re so fucking horny from all this porn we watch all day…like Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, I’ll stick my dick in everything… So to me, an old school, old timer, who is old…broad shouldered, narrow hipped, thick and not in a video vixen way, Michelle Rodriguez is better off wearing panties, so that we don’t have to deal with her dick. Yes, basic jokes like that used to carry me…no I barely exist…but if Michelle Rodriguez made a come back by having lesbian sex on the beach…I have hope. TO SEE SOME OTHER MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ OUTFITS CLICK HERE The post Michelle Rodriguez Shitty Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 7.7.15

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Hannah Glasby & Julia Almendra topless together ( egotasticallstars.com ) What’s more American than a naked woman and a giant firecracker? ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Natalie Morris truly is perfection ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Jelena Jensen gives Dillion Harper a topless massage ( boobieblog.com ) Emma Roberts forgot to wear a bra ( thenipslip.com ) We dig this color scheme ( doubleviking.com ) Demi Lovato’s new top is worth paying attention to ( steakwood.com ) If you’re a hot, naked woman, it can be tough to get out of bed ( fleshbot.com )

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