It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Hannah Glasby & Julia Almendra topless together ( egotasticallstars.com ) What’s more American than a naked woman and a giant firecracker? ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Natalie Morris truly is perfection ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Jelena Jensen gives Dillion Harper a topless massage ( boobieblog.com ) Emma Roberts forgot to wear a bra ( thenipslip.com ) We dig this color scheme ( doubleviking.com ) Demi Lovato’s new top is worth paying attention to ( steakwood.com ) If you’re a hot, naked woman, it can be tough to get out of bed ( fleshbot.com )
I’m always on the lookout for new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, and here’s my latest find: Valerya Volkova . Now I haven’t been able to find out much about her yet, besides the fact that she’s Russian/Israeli and a total pants fire in lingerie, but judging from the way she’s got my palms all sweaty and my chest pants tightening, I’m pretty sure I’m already in love. » view all 11 photos Photos: David Garcia
This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool…. That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird. The post Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maxim was recently bought by some rich Texan from some Oil family in Texas…who I heard is of some ethnicity and trying to rebrand Maxim as something premium…like a Success Magazine…based on money instead of being the SFW version of Playboy for Frat Boys..that pretty much went to shit in 2000 when their budgets were pulled and actual journalism ended… I don’t know how accurate that is, but I do know that I’ve bene written by the previous owners, who were a bunch of Lawyers to pull all the images of theirs, even though they used to pay me to post their stories… Yes they were that desperate when trying to figure out the internet….and I guess I am posting these awesome pics of Emily DiDonato, a model who has been tainted by Jack Gyllenhaal, enemy of the site, because he’s a faggot…in every sense of the term…and not in an PC, faggot is the confederate flag of words, but a faggot in that he’s a faggot..I think they call faggots FUCKBOYs now… Not that it matters, what matters is how good the pics are by Gilles Bensimon, the ex husband of Elle Macpherson who’s been shooting girls since the 60s and it shows… Now let’s see if they lawywers reach out to harrass me to take this down…I am sure they will…because like Jack Gyllenhaal #fuckboys The post Emily Didonato for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating While Walking His Dog Gotta love Florida … Via Sun-Sentinel A man accused a week ago of walking his dog while masturbating in public is back in jail after being linked to a similar crime, deputies said. Luis Mora, 63, of West Palm Beach, was released from Palm Beach County Jail June 20 after being charged with voyeurism, burglary, indecent exposure and resisting arrest. But he landed back in jail Thursday on additional burglary and voyeurism charges. The first incident happened June 11, when a woman reported a man looking through her bedroom window. It happened at 11:30 p.m. in the 1400 block of Stone Haven Estates Drive, less than 1/4-mile from Mora’s home in West Palm Beach, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s arrest report. The woman was in her bedroom with her boyfriend when her boyfriend heard a scraping noise just outside the window. The boyfriend looked outside to see a small dog, but when he looked to the right, he saw a man looking into the bedroom while standing on a lawn chair leaning against the house, according to the report. All the free freaky flicks floating around the internet and this mouth-breathing creep wants to peak inside windows and isht. SMH. Image via Twitter
She’s found her marketing hook…her tits… For a few months, people wanted to know if she had implants because their lives are pathetic and some rich Disney slut’s implants are relevant to their existence, because their existence is that pathetic….I am talking to you… Then, she milked that rumor by showing off cleavage, which would have been exciting….if we were religious people, and cleavage was arrousing…you know if we weren’t part of the internet porn generation of throat fucking… And now, at least the last week, shes gone free the nippl on us and doesn’t wear a bra, something that is totally relevant now…it’s a political stance…that allows her to come across as a “with-it” young boss, when really she’s likea 50 year old thanks to being prostituted to the world and Disney at such a young age… Either way, people like nipples…and here’s her tribute to her pimp… The post Selena Gomez No Bra Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian is scheduled to give a lecture on June 30 in Oakland, Calif., about the sexual objectification of women in the entertainment industry. Wait. What? What the f—k??? Yes, this is the same woman who gives us countless Kim Kardashian nude stories. Who shares Kim Kardashian lingerie pics on Instagram. For f–ks sake, her ass broke the internet! The event, with all of its contradictions, will include topics such as “the business of the millennial culture” and how Kim and her family “monetize everything in their lives.” In other words, the event, titled Kim Kardashian West Live! , will teach women how to sell their bodies and their souls to earn money so they can live a passionless, moral-less life that contradicts everything remotely related to women’s empowerment. Most likely, this will be a platform for Kim to promote Selfish , her newly published book of selfies (which has weirdly positive reviews). The best-selling book of selfies is simply a vanity project that validates popular criticism that the Millennial generation is narcissistic. The book’s “never-before-seen personal images” offers readers “some of Kim’s favorite selfies in one volume – from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots.” View Slideshow: 29 Kim Kardashian Selfies That Nearly Broke the Internet It also promises to provide readers “with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star.” There isn’t anything inherently wrong with a book of selfies. But Kim Kardashian has made a career off of objectifying her own body – exploiting it on her own accord. Sure, if Kim wants to exploit her own body, that’s her business (literally, the Kim Kardashian sex tape made millions). And it is her body. But what could she possibly have to say in a lecture about the media’s objectification of the female body? What message could she give to women aspiring to succeed?! Nothing that will promote autonomy, education, empowerment, or choice for women who choose to value their bodies as something more than a marketable good. Tickets for Kim’s lecture range from $40.00 to $300.00. Most likely, she will pocket the ticket money and use it for her next cosmetic surgery … because she values her body enough to surgically alter it to appeal to the male gaze. Good job, world. View Slideshow: 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes
Claudia Jordan Responds To Fan Over RHOA Firing After news broke that she’d been booted from RHOA after only one season, Claudia Jordan clapped back at a fan who poked fun at her over it. As previously reported Kenya Moore’s friend was removed from “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” but could possibly return for guest appearances. And shortly after word of her firing hit the net, an Internet troll decided to laugh at Claudia on Twitter… and she quickly informed them that she still has several “JOBZZZZ” She also posted on Instagram about being “booked” for guest appearances in Jamaica. In other words, sit down haters! She’s not broke! Hit the flip to see Claudia’s thoughts on a possible RHOA spinoff…
Miley Cyrus, Disney Popstar….and Stella Maxell, the Victoria’s Secret model who no one understands but who is on a mission to self promote in this internet instagram world….because that is real love…..are dating…. They call themselves “Stiley”… I call them a good marketing hook for both parties…because every hipster or faux-hipster which is pretty much every hipster…because hipster is mainstream and mainstream is so anti-hipster….is bi-sexual… Every young girl fucks girls or wants to fuck girls…This is just the way it is…everyone is gay, bi, lesbian, queer, trans, let’s love everyone…like we’re a bunch of hippies..who don’t need to be hippies…because hippies already happened you fucking lipstick lesbians..everywhere I look…so trendy..and I guess hot to watch…if they let up watch…but not fun to listen to when they are both on their periods….or when one of them fucks a dude again because they like the cock…it’d be a nice threesome you won’t be invited to…. The post Miley Cyrus is Dating Stella Maxwell of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Busty Lucy Collett strips in the garden ( egotasticallstars.com ) A young Olga Kurylenko poses nude for Terry Richardson ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Mathilda Bernmark was born to wear bikinis ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Cam with Carmen joins the FBI ( boobieblog.com ) Joanna Krupa goes see-through for a night on the town ( thenipslip.com ) Fill my eyes with that double vision! ( doubleviking.com ) Hey Rhian Sugden, we can clearly see your tits! ( steakwood.com ) Rose McIver and the Top 10 Nude Women of The CW ( fleshbot.com )
