Candice Swanepoel’s nipples were hard. She’s an immigrant lingerie model from South Africa…with a pussy full of blood diamonds…who we’ve seen naked before…making hard nipples hardly a story… But I’m old and from a generation where hard nipples weren’t an everyday thing, and when they happened, you’d get excited enough to jerk off to the memory of the hard nipples you saw…it was that easy… So this is for those over 35 year olds…while the under 30s aren’t on the internet, they’re too busy snapchatting..and posting instagram pics. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s Solid Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift is working this model thing pretty aggressive. I guess she’s tall and skinny and now that she’s confident, not awkward and hotter than most models she hangs with, I’m talking to you Karlie Kloss, realizes that she could have made it as a model, if she hadn’t created this billion dollar enterprise that is her personal brand and career…where she still gets in magazines and talked about, but has an actual purpose deeper rooted than being a model…because models have nothing to offer the world and are useless…while Taylor Swift brings the soundtrack….like a messenger pigeon…that you can either kill youself or dance to…and with each play..she gets paid… She’s won at life and I guess now she’s just coasting…tight shirt titties and all… Here she is with her cats…who she will miss on her Euro tour because the internet LOVES cats… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Tight Shirt Midriff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Shari is a tattooed, pierced, naked goddess! ( egotasticallstars.com ) Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Daniela Lopez Osorio’s ass is unreal! ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Viola Bailey is as beautiful as she is busty! ( boobieblog.com ) Model Malaika Firth nips out at a photoshoot ( thenipslip.com ) Christmas will have you coming early! ( doubleviking.com ) Ana Cheri is an Instagram superstar ( steakwood.com ) The Top 10 90s Sitcom Babes in the Buff ( fleshbot.com )
We’ve still got a couple months to go before Bella Thorne turns 18 and every new set of pictures we get from her stops threatening to land my loyal readers on a government watch list. So ignore these shots of the teenage troublemaker at the LA Film Festival premiere of Scream and just move it along, because I don’t know what I’d do without you perverts (and your page views). I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to use the Internet from a jail cell. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Gabrielle Union Still Refuses To Acknowledge Dwyane Wade’s Break Baby We reported last November that Hollyweird actress Gabrielle Union opened up about her leaked pics that hit online less then a month ago with Cosmo Magazine but that’s not the only thing that has the internet going nuts. Gabby conveniently forgot to mention Wade’s break baby in the article, leading people to think she doesn’t care about Wade’s other son.. My honeymoon was plagued by thoughts of when I would get hit. It was always in the back of my mind: Will today be the day my life gets ruined? I thought about my family and everyone the scandal would affect — my mom, who teaches classes about Catholicism to kids, and the three boys I had become a stepmother to when I married Dwyane. My husband, meanwhile, would always have to wonder who had seen intimate photos of me that only he was supposed to see. Well, it looks like Gabby is still up to her old antics and refused to acknowledge her hubby’s 4th baby in a new interview with People Magazine : “Marrying into a family of three boys and becoming a stepmother to three kids has just sort of been an extension to how I was raised,” Union, 42, tells PEOPLE. “The more, the merrier! Everyone counts. Everyone has a space.” Looks Gabrielle still hasn’t accepted the fact that her baller-bae knocked up some sidechick while they were on a “break” yet…
In case you forgot, last time we got a set of pictures from Daniela Lopez Osorio this hot, I decided it was finally time to take this one-sided Internet relationship of ours to the next level and make the Colombian hottie my latest future ex-wife. It’s a classic love story, really — blogger meets girl, girl pretends not to know blogger exists, continues on with her life. I’m a little surprised nobody’s written a poem about it yet. » view all 21 photos
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! The beautifully busty Iryna Ivanova ( egotastic.com ) Joanna Krupa goes topless at the beach ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Britt Maren is a world class stunner ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Wouldn’t it be nice to wake up next to Carla White? ( boobieblog.com ) The most Miley Cyrus picture ever taken ( thenipslip.com ) Nice view! ( doubleviking.com ) Happy (belated) 23rd birthday Kate Upton ( steakwood.com ) Miss Universe Australia Monika Radulovic has perfect nipples ( fleshbot.com )
Mexican Hating Black WOman Smoker of the Day Lunatic in a Traffic Stop… Deputy VS Drunk Pitbull VS Cat in NYc Naked Prophet Getting Beat on Old Guy VS Drunk Couple Sex Interrupted Nudist Volleyball The post White Trash Walmart Fight and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Miley Cyrus got naked and covered in randon shit in Paper Magazine, like she was still a hick headed to her grandfather’s house for a sleep over… Because Paper magazine figured out the formula of getting media / tabloid whores that don’t actually matter naked…even though they are always naked…and presenting it as news, or something interesting, when it is really just distraction for overworked assholes with little time or energy to put into things, and this is more entertaining than the fact that the Government is raping us like a bunch of fucking idiots… So let’s focus on distractions like this, or sexuality and gender issues, or nipples…instead of saying “hey taxes are fuck, the federal reserve is not owned by the country, ISIS and Bin Laden and Sadam all created by the west, why are we such drone idiots”…or…we care about Miley’s fucking nipples…that aren’t even that new, exciting or hot to look at in her lesbian hustle… Fuck this noise, it is just noise…but here is that noise anyway…because that’s just the kind of hypocrite I am..This is what breaks the internet…a tool you’re all being tracked on.. The post Miley Cyrus Naked in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
After an epic season of Teen Mom: OG, Dr. Drew Pinsky reunited the cast for the second half of the much-anticipated reunion show Monday. Watch Teen Mom Season 11 Episode 12 Online Whereas last week got things going with Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra, Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley, this week focused on their co-stars. Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout, who were notably at odds all season long, were the primary focal points of Teen Mom Season 11 Episode 12 . Did the pair bring the drama or, as teased in prior reports for the set, actually keep things civil? Is such a thing even possible with Farrah? If you watch Teen Mom online , you know the girls are shown living their separate lives most of the time, yet are always intertwined. For Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, they’ve had their beef with Abraham on social media, and brought it to the forefront last night. “Yeah, I think it’s bulls–t,” Tyler said of Farrah criticizing them or their other co-stars, as she has in the past, given her career choices. Asked by Dr. Drew if he is really in a position to judge someone else for partaking in porn to raise money for their family, he responded: “Yeah, but a percentage of teen moms don’t have the ability to go do porn knowing it’s going to freak out, blow up the Internet.” Damn. Naturally, Farrah then took the stage with her parents Debra and Michael by her side … each wearing “Team Farrah” T-shirts. Farrah’s mom actually came out swinging more than Farrah did. “It’s interesting how Maci can attack my daughter,” Debra Danielson declared. “I just think it’s really rude. I felt like we’re a family, all of us.” “What was so hurtful to me was [listening[ to Tyler sit there and talk about how desperate my daughter is, how she had to get a quick buck.” “There’s a lot of women in this country that are single moms that do dance in clubs and I know that a lot of them watch this show.” Debra continued, “And instead of being derogatory and judging those girls, I want to see the girls on this show help those women.” “My daughter has been through a death,” she said, referencing Farrah’s late ex Derek Underwood . “We’ve been through hardship.” A tearful Farrah nodded and seconded her mom’s viewers. View Slideshow: 29 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics “Because of where I am in life, I don’t feel I need to be regretful. In the adult world I’ve seen that many women are in gentlemen’s clubs.” “Many women have these options as they’re getting older,” she adds. “If anything I’ve shown my daughter the worst and the best of it.” Regarding her new beau Simon Saran , Debra admitted she had some concerns, while Farrah’s dad Michael praised the relationship. “He may not get it completely but he understands more so now,” Farrah said of Simon dating a single mom. “I’m not trying to rush things.” Farrah’s normally reserved father somewhat surprisingly and candidly admitted to being unfaithful to Debra when they were married. Pretty deep stuff, and we weren’t done. Not by a long shot. Dr. Drew called in her other three OGs to confront Farrah … in the interest of group therapy and catharsis, of course. Not ratings. Oh no. All eyes were on Maci Bookout and Farrah Abraham , though the former apologized to the latter, saying that her beef was really with MTV. She was taken aback, but Farrah appreciated that apology. “I understand if you don’t want somebody to be a part of [this] because of other assumptions when you signed an agreement,” she said. Maci then told her co-star: “I want [a relationship] with you!” “We all know how alone we can feel in our situations … I think that it’s important to know that we always have the four of us.” “I will always have their back,” she said, “because they’re the only three people who know exactly what we’ve all been through.” Amen, and hopefully – as Amber Portwood suggested right before the credits rolled – they’ll all go through another season together. View Slideshow: Maci Bookout Photos: Through the Years
